Dear Brad Radke,
I have hated/admired you for a long time now. Earlier this year when your arm was falling off, I became excited. Excited that one of the great White Sox killers of all time would finally let me sleep at night. But what did you do? You decided that no matter how much pain you were in, you were still good enough to ruin another White Sox season, as you have so often done in the past. I was terrified during every one of your 2nd half starts against the White Sox, as you proceeded to run up your career stats against us. Now that you have finally decided to call it quits(hopefully for good), I must admit that I will be able to sleep more soundly at night knowing a great bane on the White Sox is finally vanquished. Now if only we can do something about Johann Santana, Francisco Liriano(when he comes back with 2-3 more m.p.h. on his fastball because of surgery), any left-handed pitcher facing Jim Thome with runners on, and the rest of the Twins organization......
See you in hell,