Friends Don't Let Friends Shave Messages Into Back Hair

I went to the Twins game on Monday night, courtesy of one of my favorite people at work.  It wasn't great, because we lost, but there were some bright moments.  While I'm not going to get into any specifics tonight, I will leave you with two thoughts from my evening.  Then, I'm going to go vomit.

My friend Mike, otherwise known here as mbennett, caught a foul ball off of John McDonald in the top of the fifth inning.  That's pretty cool.

A group of four guys, from Canada I assume, thought shaving something into their friend's back hair would be amusing.  I know, it's like a train wreck.  This should never EVER happen.  This is nothing even close to cool.

...and yet I took this photo...

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