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C'mon Down to CRAZY TERRY's!

You! Yes you!!!

C'mon down to CRAZY TERRY'S discount emporium!!!

We got retreads, rejects, some sure-fire winners and LOTS of sub-par players for your perusal!!!

No suggestion is too outrageous, cause you are dealin' with CRAZY TERRY!!!

We will accept any trade which provides us with young, unproven talent!

Sale ends July 31st, so come down quick and make a steal!!!

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Terry, how much will it cost me to walk off the lot with a right handed middle reliever with mediocre stuff?

-Billy Beene

by nathaneide on Jul 25, 2007 7:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Billy!!
I am feeling soooo crazy right now....it will only cost you two 5 gallon buckets of sunflower seeds, and three buckets of baseballs!!

Deals like this are zany...cause I am CRAZY TERRY!

by mbennett on Jul 25, 2007 7:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmm
How about a 6'6" catcher, former batting champ? I hear you're thinking of moving him to first or third. I'm willing to offer a radar gun and a signed copy of Moneyball!

by nathaneide on Jul 25, 2007 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cant say what i can do about that...
cause Im still feeling crazy!

Maybe add 10 pounds of cheese-dip to the deal, we may be onta' sumthin'.

LeCroy loves that cheese dip, and i think i can do good things with him if I use it as an incentive.

by mbennett on Jul 25, 2007 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha
I love this.

by Jesse on Jul 25, 2007 7:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Twins
This might seem silly but I honestly think that Terry Ryan knows what he's doing. However, how can this team keep all these prospects and expect them to have a chance to play at some point?

I sure hope they have a plan to re-sign Morneau, Hunter & Santana (maybe Nathan too). Santana is the best left-hander the Twins have had since Frankie V. Its time to expand the payroll higher yet.

by twinsfan4ever on Jul 25, 2007 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks mbennett
you've brightened up a painful afternoon/evening.

by montanatwinsfan on Jul 25, 2007 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You are welcome
That was the idea...I just wanted to capture some sort of humor in an otherwise dismal day.

And besides, how great of a local tv ad would this be?

by mbennett on Jul 25, 2007 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He might end handing people keys at Tousley Ford.
If he can't figure out how to put a winner together next year with a core of Mauer, Morneau, Cuddyer,  Santana, Liriano and Nathan and the fruits of trades involving Castillo, Silva, Hunter, and Rincon.
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jul 25, 2007 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

winner
It is b/c he needs to trade Nathan.

by diehardtwinsfan on Jul 26, 2007 8:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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