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Sardines anyone

Well, with the season winding down, we need to think about new promotions that typlify the Twins in '07.

I liked the piranha thingie, and always wondered why the Twins never played the "Jaws" theme when the grouo of 3-4 were coming up. Now it's too late.

Sardines might best describe the group now. A free can on opening day. Everyone opens it up at the same time and the stink will make all long for the new open air stadium to open sooner rather than later.

How about "Punt-o No Bunt-o" T-shirt.

Humm, Johann has suffered since he threw that complete game shutout and had to cut Bert's hair. Like the mighty Sampson, Johann maybe got to close to Bert's hair and now suffers from Blyleven-itis...which means you pitch great and get lots of decisions, strike out hundreds of batters, have a wonderful ERA, but get overshadowed by everyone else and forgotten when it comes time to vote for the Hall of Fame. Of course, that's not totally true as Johann does have 2 Cys.

Maybe the Twins can market a a "Perfect Loser" T-shirt.

I siggest that the Twins market the Mike Redmond broken-finger stryo/foam thing next year.

The Carl Pohlad piggy bank. You put your money in it, but can't get it out to buy anything.

The Ron Gardenhire hat throw, kick and toss. If you can toss it and land at the feet of an umpire standee, you win.

The 3-4-5-6 bowling pin game. At moments when you are bowling, pins come up from the floor and keep these main pins from falling over (thus, no score).

Let's have some fun!

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