Caption Contest: Kevin Youkilis

by Jesse on Apr 30, 2008 8:05 AM EDT in Quick Hits

Taken after Youkilis won Tuesday's game for Boston.

"Kevin win game....KEVIN SMASH!!"

-or -

"You won't defeat me this time, post-game buffet crab cakes."

- or -

"Heeeeeeeerrree's KEVIN!!"

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When I scratch myself like this, it feels goooood!

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Apr 30, 2008 8:27 AM EDT reply actions

Here I come, Ellsbury, you're gettin' an ass slappin'!!

by Jesse on Apr 30, 2008 9:08 AM EDT reply actions

Either

With that clumsy fool out of the way, no one can stop me! *cackles, twists mustache

I dunno, I just thought it was a good ye olde timey villain pose. He also has the Gerard Butler beard going on, so I thought about some kind of 300 joke. Like, “Tonight, we dine… on crab cakes” or somezat like ‘dat.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all."
~ Earl Weaver
"In God we trust. All others must provide evidence."
~ Billy Beane

by AdamOnFirst on Apr 30, 2008 9:49 AM EDT reply actions