Not so long ago in a state which may or may not be very far away...

 
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Selig:  I sense a great disturbance in the force...

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Fehr:  A disturbance, my master?
Selig:  Yes...

 
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Selig:  ...and it is powerful.  An aura surrounds him.  His power is growing.  I can sense it.  There's a...

 
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Selig:  ...danger to all of us...dammit I need to get back to the gym...now, here's what I want you to do.  I want you to grab Chuck, Scooter and...

 
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Selig:  ..........lost it.  It was right there!  Right on the tip of my tongue!  (Whispers)  Force, disturbance, aura, growing power...

 
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Fehr:  Would you like us to eliminate the disturbance, my lord?
Selig:  Hmm.  That's very devious of you.  That might be a little harsh though...is that Jem they're playing in here?  I love that song.  (Singing)  How do they...know all this...

 
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Selig:  Did you ever burn that one for me?
Fehr:  No, I think I forgot.
Selig:  Oh, I thought you did and I'd just lost it.
Fehr:  I don't think so, because we were driving to Milwaukee and stopped to pick up some Circus Peanuts and...
Selig:  Oh man I love those things!
Fehr:  ...when we got to the hotel I remembered that I'd uninstalled the software that allows me to burn music.
Selig:  Was that because of that virus?
Fehr:  Yeah.  Had to reinstall everything, remember?
Selig:  Oooh, that was a nasty one.
Fehr:  It sucked.
Selig:  I know, right?  Oh hey, there's Ted...

 
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In unison:  Hi, Ted.

 
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Ted:  Is that Bud Selig?

 
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Ted:  You still owe me ten bucks!

 
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Selig:  What?

 
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Ted:  Don't play me for a fool, Bud.  Fork it over.

 
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Fehr:  (To Ted)  He already paid you back, Ted.
Selig:  (To Fehr)  Did I?
Fehr:  Didn't you?
Selig:  I...I don't remember.
Fehr:  You really need to start remembering this kind of stuff.  Let's just distract him.
Selig:  How?
Fehr:  It's Turner.  Watch this.  (To Turner)  Hey, Turner!  You're a wealthy billionaire who could buy half of this country and put them into a big ring and make them fight to the death!

 
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Ted:  Hell yeah I could!  I could do it twice!  What can I say, I'm kind of a big deal.  Well I gotta go buy some people and put them in a ring and make them fight to the death.  See you later guys!

 
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Fehr:  Right.  Now, where were we?
Selig:  Unbelievable.  That bastard can actually buy all those people.
Fehr:  Eliminate the threat, my lord?
Selig:  THAT guy...is RICH.
Fehr:  Can we go back to that disturbance thing real quick?
Selig:  The what?

 
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Fehr:  Dude!  WTF.  Where is your head AT today?  One more time:  what's this thing about the force?

 
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Selig:  I don't remember.  Something about some team I wanted to contract, it's all hazy now...something's out there and I don't know how to deal with it.  It's big.  It's going to get bigger.  He's very powerful.

 

Selig:  All I remember was the sense...of something great.  I felt a disturbance...the force is strong with this one.