I just noticed a couple of quotes on Delmon Young. One was by Cuddy, and the other by Gardy. You decide which is funnier.
"He's getting on base. He's doing what we need him to do" - Cuddy
Well he has gotten on base a few times this year, but I don't really think he's "doing what we need him to do" with a .613 OPS.
"He doesn't throw stuff" - Gardy