A Blockbuster Event
by Twins MVB on Sep 22, 2008 10:04 AM EDT
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If this were a podcast or I could somehow add audio to this blog the entire post would be read in that movie trailer voice. You know the same guy who does every preview in the theaters. I'm going to do my best to write the script, so you need to just simply hear the voice in your head as you read the following...
In the city of two cities lives a hollowed ground. A yard, a park, a dome! A place where balls fly, strikes are fired, and fans roar. Beneath this pale white palace history is made and legends are born. Under this bubbled roof nine twin men shed blood and tears battling day in and day out against giants, pirates, angels, and tigers.
But this time... the nine uniformed men armed with bats and gloves will be fighting for their lives. Against who you ask?
From the deep, dark depths of the city of wind sleep the twin men's rivals. They come clad in evil black and armed with their secret weapon of monster home runs and their signature white socks.
This September, for three days the twin men and white socked monsters will settle the score once and for all!
Starring: Joe Mauer, Justin Morneau, Ron Gardenhire, and 50,000 cheering fans. Also Starring: Jim Thome, Jermaine Dye, and Ozzie Guillen with possible guest appearance by Carlos Quentin. Coming to a theater near you... (if near you is Minneapolis)
THE FINAL SERIES!!!
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Very nice....
Mauer’s going to be a stud this series and will sew up his batting crown. And I expect a strong first start by Baker and a good series by Joe if we get to him.
It’s up to Morneau, probably one of Kubel/Span, and Blackburn/Slowey to step up with the above trio. If they do, we’ve still got a shot to win this thing.
I feel like if we win 5 out of 6 this week, whoever against, we have a good shot to at least make that 1-game playoff happen. If the Sox have to play the Tigers on Monday, I have a feeling they will lose. Detroit will be pissed off that they have to play another game and will come to kick their asses and take names. And I also feel they can lose one of 3 against the Indians.
So at least 5 of 6 this week and we stand a good shot. Go get ’em Twins!
by DJSkillz on Sep 23, 2008 10:27 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep
I was thinking 5 of 6 would probably get it done either way. But if the loss comes against KC instead of CWS, all the better.
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 23, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um that guy died.
But I read it in his voice in his honor. Nice post!
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 23, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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