Friday Fun: Caption Contest!

by Jesse on Jan 16, 2009 10:00 AM EST in WTF

There are no winners and losers here. Only those who are funny, and those who are not. Hast thou the stones? Art thou witty? Cast thine clever captions in the comments below...

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Hey I'm gonna go on a Taco Bell run. You guys want anything?

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Anybody want to roll some balls?

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jan 16, 2009 10:38 AM EST reply actions

Alright everybody!

Do the hustle!

No, wait, Nick, don’t slide into the turntable!

"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

by BeefMaster on Jan 16, 2009 10:58 AM EST reply actions

Guys, I'll make those smoothies later. I need to pick up my other sweatsedos at the cleaners before they close.

by TMW on Jan 16, 2009 11:41 AM EST reply actions

One two, cha cha cha... turn .. step...

Dancing with the Stars… here I come.

by Beerbear on Jan 16, 2009 1:30 PM EST reply actions

lol @ punto

by ianmader on Jan 16, 2009 2:47 PM EST reply actions

Listen, if you puff pastries wanna sit here drinking juice boxes that’s your choice, but I’M gonna hit the gym.

by Jesse on Jan 16, 2009 4:26 PM EST reply actions

Man, I just can't stop staring at Gardy's ass....

Gosh I love him.

by DJSkillz on Jan 16, 2009 5:02 PM EST reply actions

Geez, I suck. I should start cutting myself at night.

(only because he probably thinks that daily to himself)

by DJSkillz on Jan 16, 2009 5:13 PM EST reply actions

Eyyyyyy!

That picture clearly shows Punto impersonating The Fonz.

by PhoenixV on Jan 16, 2009 5:35 PM EST reply actions

Love watching Gardy roll his balls

Another strike for the Skip!

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jan 16, 2009 5:44 PM EST reply actions

So Gardy, you're saying I should be in this position when I hit first base? I don't get it...

by Adam Peterson on Jan 16, 2009 6:35 PM EST reply actions

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And in the name of the Lollypop Guild,
We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland

richman

by anderson800 on Jan 16, 2009 8:03 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

haha so true

TB Rays in 09!!!

by RaysOfHope on Jan 20, 2009 12:43 AM EST up reply actions

Running away from Ron Gardenhire was never this hard. That Patrick Reusse is persistent.

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by PJS on Jan 16, 2009 8:04 PM EST reply actions

actually used to wait on Punto at Brueggers Bagels….she also caught one of the foul balls hit by Punto. I told her she should have had it signed but then I remembered that my signature was worth more than his! haha

by BCTwins on Jan 17, 2009 11:21 AM EST reply actions

hahahahaahahahaaha

You just made me almost spit out my drink.

by DJSkillz on Jan 19, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions

Which way do I run...

for $4 mil a year? This way? You got it boss!!!

"I'm gonna make you cry...I'm gonna make you cry and dip my cookie in your tears!!!"

by mutleyil on Jan 18, 2009 8:57 PM EST reply actions

OK; get it right. One-wash Gardy's car; Two-pick up his laundry; Three-Clean his bird cage; Four-Sign something...what was it?

"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. See, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it . . ."

by Skippy tastes better than Jiff on Jan 19, 2009 10:47 PM EST reply actions

Punto looks like such a guido in this picture, good thing he doesn't pop roids like one though, he might actually hit then!

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all."
~ Earl Weaver
"In God we trust. All others must provide evidence."
~ Billy Beane

by AdamOnFirst on Jan 20, 2009 12:10 AM EST reply actions