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ALDS Game 3: New York Yankees @ Minnesota Twins

New York Yankees at Minnesota Twins, Oct 11, 2009 7:07 PM EDT


First Pitch:  6:07pm CDT
TV:  TBS
Radio:  Twins Radio Network
Know Thine Enemy:  Pinstripe Alley


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Carl Pavano 5-4 12 12 0 0 0 0 73.2 85 39 38 7 16 59 4.64 1.37

  • In his two starts against the Yankees this year, the Bombers are batting .224/.327/.255.  If he can somehow duplicate those numbers tonight, the Twins will have their chance without having to out-slug New York.
  • It was a long time ago, but Pavano has a 1.40 post-season ERA.
  • Right-handers hit Pavano better than lefties, so keeping runners off the bases for big hitters like Mark Teixeira and Nick Swisher is a must.
  • It doesn't matter where you pitch the Yankees--they can hit a home run no matter how "down in the zone" you get.  Pavano will need to have movement on his slider and his hard, sinking fastball.  All of his pitches will need to be thrown for strikes, or at the very least thrown from time to time so the Yankees know he's using them.  If New York can get Pavano to work from behind and rely on his fastball, this game could get ugly very, very quickly.
  • If you were Carl Pavano, would you have added incentive for pitching against the Bombers in the post-season?  I know I would.


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Andy Pettitte 14-8 32 32 0 0 0 0 194.2 193 101 90 20 76 148 4.16 1.38

  • Over Pettitte's last five regular season starts, he allowed 17 walks.  His control definitely hasn't been as good this year.
  • In spite of the added walks, base runners as a whole are down.  Pettitte actually has more innings pitched than hits allowed for the first time since 2005.
  • More balls in play are turning into fly balls than ever before for Pettitte, but he's still not giving up as many homers as you might think based on percentage.  20 for a full-time starter is acceptable anyway, but only 8.9% of fly balls are going over the fence, which is about two percent better than average.
  • A majority of Pettitte's pitches are delivered as fastballs and cut-fastballs.  He will mix in a few breaking balls, and even fewer changeups, but it's the cutter and that curveball that have been his most effective pitches this season.
  • Looking at some quick splits Pettitte is much better on turf than grass, and he also controls right-handed batters much better than left-handed batters.  If Kubel is going to do some damage against a southpaw, Pettitte is probably his guy.
  • As a playoff pitcher, Pettitte has over 200 innings under his belt and is known for being a "big game pitcher".  In that time he's amassed a very respectable 3.96 ERA, while allowing just 1.35 base runners per inning.  His strikeout rates are a bit lower than his career averages, but so are his walk rates.  It looks like he tries to be a bit more careful and methodical, but it works.  No doubt the Twins will have their work cut out for them today.


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Red Sox swept

Well, at least one good thing happened this postseason.

by Mike I on Oct 11, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

6 o'clock start?

damn, I’m screwed I have way too much homework to do today…. Oh well

by archie2227 on Oct 11, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

psh...

homework (and work work, apparently) < Twins playoff baseball. :)

And: yay Angels! So glad they swept the Sox.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 4:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

YES YES YES.

I just despise the RedSux.. GO ANGELS!

I always loved that one.

by FoulJack on Oct 11, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hooray Halos!

Hope to see you in the ALCS!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett 

—Hasta la victoria siempre ¡Patria o Muerte! –Ernesto "Che" Guevara

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 11, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

playoff baseball has to beat homework…after all you never know when our boys will make it back…so enjoy it while you can…

by caluofmn on Oct 11, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

WIN TWINS!

TAKE THE DOME FOR ONE MORE NIGHT GUYS!

I always loved that one.

by FoulJack on Oct 11, 2009 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Dome Sweet Dome!

CAMELOT!

Our backs are up against the baggie! Time for some Dome Magic!

GO TWINS!!!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett 

—Hasta la victoria siempre ¡Patria o Muerte! –Ernesto "Che" Guevara

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 11, 2009 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Good Luck Twins!

I am sending some Angels mojo over to you all.

The 2009 Pregame Picks Winner and Iron Man of Halos Heaven.com

by 44FAN on Oct 11, 2009 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

yay!

I’m almost as happy for you guys as I would be if the Twins won!

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 5:32 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I can't count that high.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 5:32 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Zing!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett 

—Hasta la victoria siempre ¡Patria o Muerte! –Ernesto "Che" Guevara

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 11, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch...

:(

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 5:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Im pretty sure fischean can count higher than 5 people

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

only kidding

Jon Rauch says you deserve this award because you are so good at counting:

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 11, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

huh?

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Shanker-giant verified is good enough for me! :)

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 6:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I like that.

The 2009 Pregame Picks Winner and Iron Man of Halos Heaven.com

by 44FAN on Oct 11, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

is Porcello starting for the Yankees?

I must have missed that trade…

by caluofmn on Oct 11, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

over 20

Which happens to be how old Rick Porcello is. :)

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey thats Madonna!

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 5:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Ralleye Walley

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 5:58 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

before this game gets started

I just want to say “thank you” to the Twins for some amazing September baseball, and I’m still hoping for October baseball…

there were a few times were I thought, nope there is just too much missing from this team to make the playoffs and they proved me wrong.

Come on boys, go get them and win this game. I’m hoping for some Dome magic and no blown calls.

It’s great to be a Minnesota Twins fan!

Win Twins!

by caluofmn on Oct 11, 2009 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

LETS DO IT!!

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 6:20 PM EDT reply actions  

GO TWINS!!!!

My team took care of BosDONE.
Please take care of the yankees.
It would be a pleasure to play your team the the ALCS.

by angelsfan777 on Oct 11, 2009 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I will say it until I'm blue in the face

Angels fans are so cool.

Thanks for taking care of the Manholes of Boston, now let’s see if we can’t will a win tonight for the Twins.

by caluofmn on Oct 11, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Pretty sweet comeback against the BoSox today, congrats!

by Jesse on Oct 11, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed, thank you for embarressing the Red Sox on their own turf.

I would have like to have seen the Angels walk all over Matsuzaka in a 4th game but the word was that he wasn’t going to pitch anyway.

So having them get swept was the next best thing.

by Terrekain on Oct 11, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, Twins

backs to the wall. Play like today could be your last day. :)

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 6:46 PM EDT reply actions  

b/c it might be…

by caluofmn on Oct 11, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly...

though let’s hope it’s not, hmm? :)

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Twins in five

i’ve had a feeling since inning 4 of game 1

by KENtastic on Oct 11, 2009 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

LEAVE TROLL!!!!

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1000

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone on this fantastic TBS broadcasting team

picked the Yankees to win today. And picked Pettite to blow the Twins away.

/puke

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone on the MLB networked picked the Twins…

by hitormiss1414 on Oct 11, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't that interesting...

oh, and we get to listen to Caray again. Sweet deal.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

TBS

Total
Bull
S#!^ coverage

by caluofmn on Oct 11, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1500

How long did it take you to think of that one?

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

and yet...headed to the ALCS!

which is very awesome. :)

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carl Pavano is 13 years older than Rick Porcello

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope Pavano just kicks ass tonight

shows his old team a thing or two. Hope…hope hope hope.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t agree more.

by hitormiss1414 on Oct 11, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it just me or do you guys realize that

Carl Pavano is wearing a will-be retired number?

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Pavsy!!

wooo.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Sit down, Damon.

:D

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

At light speed?

Really? Weird, I could swear it was travelling at sub-light speed since everybody could see it and all, but Caray knows best.

by tobynotjason on Oct 11, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

lmao

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had the SAP feature on my TV…in Spanish it said he “Fisted” a HR at lightspeed…

by caluofmn on Oct 11, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent first inning, Pavs!!!

Do that about…7 or 8 more times and we are SET.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

ANDY PETTITE RULES

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

THE BENCH BECAUSE HE'LL BE GONE AND HE'LL ONLY RECORD 1 OUT!!!!!!!

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow never seen that before – whiteout nail polish. MANLY,

by hitormiss1414 on Oct 11, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

huh?

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It works

Now Joe can easily steal the signs

by TwinkieinHawaii on Oct 11, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohhh

hahaha.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

posada – painted his nails with whiteout.

by hitormiss1414 on Oct 11, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

gotcha :)

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

he can still be oc

we don’t bogart nicknames here.

by Jesse on Oct 11, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm really glad we ended up with O-Cab this year.

better than what we had. His presence is pretty good, I think. Seems to be a fun guy.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Cabana.

Espicially when he takes a pitch. He looks hilarious!

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe so.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tschida called in to KFAN and did an interview yesterday

said Cuzzi would be here at least.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

yayyyyyyyyyy

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

DANG!!!!!!!!!!!!

DID YA’LL HERE ALL THE CAMERA SHOTS??!!!!!!!!!!!

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I EFFING HOPE NOT

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Caray: "You could really make a case for Joe as MVP".

Uhhh….really?

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

BTW....

38 degrees. That would be such an awesome experience without a roof.

by MNPundit on Oct 11, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Nothing that Colorado isn’t experiencing.

by hitormiss1414 on Oct 11, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, little chilly.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you guys catch

Petitite asking the home plate ump if he could blow in his hands?

what 72 degrees too cold for you?

oh wait he just likes to blow regardless of where he’s playing

by caluofmn on Oct 11, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

lmfao

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

welcome to our Hell. :)

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

welcome

to game 4 of the total mess they call TBS baseball coverage

by caluofmn on Oct 11, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where's ESPN's money?

Why couldn’t they have bought these games?

At least they pretend to be professional.

by TwinkieinHawaii on Oct 11, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I were you...

I’d listen to your own radio announcers and watch TV.
Listening to these guys will only make you mad.

by angelsfan777 on Oct 11, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blah Blah Blah Blah

Keep Drinking that really expensive Kool-Aid Chip

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Woooo Pavsy!

A-Roid: K’d.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd Like to know what idiot has

no life and has enough time to come up with these type of stats.
A-Roids stats after a day off.
Like Who freaking Cares!

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish

my TV had an SAP button

http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com

by fetch9 on Oct 11, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

nice…

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought I was on facebook for a sec

I was going to “like” this comment. Haha

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha I got the spanish version on my TV. :)

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

"Pavano has thrown strike one to every Yankee hitter he has faced so far"

That’s what the producer just said to me!

Seriously, you could almost hear him listening.

by tobynotjason on Oct 11, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

Don’t jinx Pavano anybody!!!!!!!!!!

by TwinkieinHawaii on Oct 11, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh guys did umm

Ron/Chip say

what an addition Vladimir Guerroro has been for the Angels?

Because on my spanish version thats what they said.
Either way they’re idiots

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Pavvvvvvvvs!!!!!!

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Pavano is pumped!

Let’s score some runs now Twins.

The 2009 Pregame Picks Winner and Iron Man of Halos Heaven.com

by 44FAN on Oct 11, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

HAve you noticed they haven’t even talked about that call. If it was the Yankees in our position, they would not stop talking about it.

by hitormiss1414 on Oct 11, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, no kidding.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Cuddy!

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

or don't...

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh sure, like the Yankees aren’t trying to hit one out every time they bat, especially in Yankee Stadium

by Frozen316 on Oct 11, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Kubes

seriously, man, you need to step it the hell up in the playoffs.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

45 for Kubel by himself.

Aaaaaand… Delmon swings first pitch.

by tobynotjason on Oct 11, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Delmon…doesn’t…learn

by hitormiss1414 on Oct 11, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

They couldnt just take a camera around the stadium?

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course, Delmon

swing at the first effing pitch.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

he is who he is…now can someone replace him with anti-Delmon

by caluofmn on Oct 11, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice crappy frame by the offense.

If we were bowling, that would have been two gutter balls.

by Jesse on Oct 11, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

And Kubels was a gutter with the bumbers on

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

ok screw homework

i’ll just be up all night

mmm more avacados

by archie2227 on Oct 11, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

you made the right choice.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

What, the Good Year blimp won't fit inside the dome?

terrible arial coverage TBS.

The 2009 Pregame Picks Winner and Iron Man of Halos Heaven.com

by 44FAN on Oct 11, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

never understood why

anyone ever bothered with that here

by archie2227 on Oct 11, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have a blimp at Wolves games

by Frozen316 on Oct 11, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, sweet, a Derek Jeter 24k gold coin

and only $29.95. BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! I can get a Mark Texeira one, too! Holy crap!!!

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, a free Tex one really sealed the deal for me.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear MNPundit

He does have this guy for a brother

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit Twins

I have homework/studying to do

http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com

by fetch9 on Oct 11, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm right there with ya...

I’ve got a 5 page paper due tomorrow…Vikings football/Twins baseball are too hard to keep my attention away from.

by urluckyday on Oct 11, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a freaking impossible test tomorrow

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by fetch9 on Oct 11, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

SSSHHHHH EVERYONE BE VERY QUIET,

CHIP CARAY IS BUSY COUNTING FIRST-PITCH STRIKES.

by Jesse on Oct 11, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone who knows something about European history

should write my paper so I can enjoy this game without any guilt. :)

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I probably could

but I have my own crap to worry about

by archie2227 on Oct 11, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm....not so much.

It was really about “not writing a paper”. :P

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Baroque period

it’s European art history. Jealous?

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yuck

I retract my probably could

by archie2227 on Oct 11, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, dang.

what’s yours about?

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by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chem lab

and lame-ass art appreciation paper

by archie2227 on Oct 11, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh, chem.

yeah, math/science are not strong points of mine…

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by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fischean i had to do

a bunch of crap on the Baroque Period
umm it was about elegance.
They always wore wigs, they loved gold, and made domes for roofs

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a great idea.

I’ll take his two touchdowns worth of points in runs, please.

I won’t even count extra points. I’ll just take the straight twelve.

by Jesse on Oct 11, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guys there really worth it.

Think of all the great things you can do witht them.
1. You can use at as a “flipping” coin
2. You can whip it at your neighbors barking dog
3. You can plug leaks with it
The list goes on and on

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW what a DUMBA$$!!!!!!!!!!

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Nick Swisher can't count.

But he knows it. So that’s nice.

by Jesse on Oct 11, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

He doesnt need to count he has Chip

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch Pavano strike him out

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha

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by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did I call it or what?

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Swisher is such an ass.

Pav should have beaned him on the next pitch.

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by 44FAN on Oct 11, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

In theory I like this.

In reality I’ll just take the K.

by Jesse on Oct 11, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

20's how old RIck Porcello is!!!!!!!!

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL TO CHIP CARAY.

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by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

IT'S HOW I KEEP TRACK OF MY CHIP CARAY COMMENTARY.

I’M STARTING A DIARY ON HOW GREAT HE IS. HERE IS MY FIRST ENTRY.

DEAR DIARY,

CHIP CARAY NOTICED THE COLOR OF MY EYES TODAY. IT IS SO GREAT HE FINALLY NOTICED SOMETHING BESIDES HOW AWFUL HIS HAIR IS. I THINK WE ARE GOING TO GET AN APARTMENT TOGETHER.

LOVE,
ME

by Jesse on Oct 11, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesse

I’m deeply creeped out by that

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Make sure you buy earplugs for when you move in together. Just some advice.

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by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's so what you get, Swisher.

And going from the White Sox to the Yankees does not make you less of a douche.

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by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I would say yes very certainly...

but White Sox….Yankees? I can’t really determine which is worse.

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by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yankees, I still root for the Central Division teams in the playoffs even if they beat us

by Frozen316 on Oct 11, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

and I really hate the Yankees, now more than ever

by Frozen316 on Oct 11, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do hate the Yankees.

but the White Sox…ughhhhh.

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by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

lawn bowling. LOLcats

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by 44FAN on Oct 11, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Twice the meat and less cost!

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by 44FAN on Oct 11, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

1/3 of the way there.

But we need runs to win, boys! Let’s roll!

by Jesse on Oct 11, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey theres your Goodyear Blimp

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Harris is a gamer – I’m feeling good about his start today.

by hitormiss1414 on Oct 11, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought he was implicitly NOT a "gamer"... (per Gardy, arbiter of all things gamer)

…and that’s why Matt Tolbert and Nick Punto got several hundred PAs he should’ve had.

by tobynotjason on Oct 11, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's categorical nonsense...

…that the Twins organization dishes out in its koolaid.

by tobynotjason on Oct 11, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that was disappointing.

but the top of the order…yay!

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by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

oh no!

was that a moral victory?

by caluofmn on Oct 11, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't think Darling

had enough love in his fist for two pitchers but he’s going on about Petitite pretty good

by caluofmn on Oct 11, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

so true…so true…but can a 20 year old’s…ummm….heart understand that Darling is an unbiased professional and can’t just fist him on TV?

by caluofmn on Oct 11, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

This could be a quick game

by Frozen316 on Oct 11, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

George Lopez count – 1

by Frozen316 on Oct 11, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

that was at least the 3rd I've seen

counting pre-game.

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by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, no George Lopez.

lucky you…

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by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-ROID SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

translation:

let’s see if my yankees can score some runs now.

How disappointed did he sound first pitch strike one?

by tobynotjason on Oct 11, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

carl pavano could probably seduce me at this point

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by fetch9 on Oct 11, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't be a slut

hold off for at least the 6th date inning

by archie2227 on Oct 11, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rooster, cats and giraffes

I’m soo confused. hahaha. Birds and bees messed with my poor brain enough

by archie2227 on Oct 11, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

giraffes…that’s definitely a new one.

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by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

CUZ THERES BEEN NOBODY CAN HIT!!!!!!

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 11, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I used to like Texiera, until he became a Yankee.

by hitormiss1414 on Oct 11, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Me too.

Funny how that works.

by Jesse on Oct 11, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

What does that say about the organiation. haha

by hitormiss1414 on Oct 11, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha, sit down Tex.

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by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a bad pitch – but the umps owe us a lot of calls tonight!

by hitormiss1414 on Oct 11, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I vote we bring Pavs back next year.

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by fischean on Oct 11, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too – as long as he doens’t ask for a ridciulous amount of $$$.

by hitormiss1414 on Oct 11, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Certainly,

But the question is always for how long and at what price and considerations, and whether you have something better in the pipeline.

Personally, I think he can get a better deal somewhere else, but you never know – he may have a personal preference to stay.

by Terrekain on Oct 11, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Geroge Lopez count – 2

by Frozen316 on Oct 11, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

or 5 including pregame I guess

by Frozen316 on Oct 11, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get 'im!

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by cmathewson on Oct 11, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Got 'im!

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by cmathewson on Oct 11, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

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