There's time for one more
It's only fitting that, on the day the Twins were supposed to wave goodbye to the Metrodome, they ended up sticking around longer than they expected. We local Twins fans have to admit - though we bellyached long and loudly about the Teflon confines, the Dome has been good to us.
I grew up in outstate Minnesota, over 150 miles from the stadium. My Dad started taking me to games in 1987, when I was five, and for the rest of my childhood, we attended at least one game every summer. That's a bit of a drive to make. Never once did we have to worry about a rainout. As someone who lives in "The Cities" now, it's easy to forget that nearly all of Twins Territory resides where I once did - far enough away that a rainout almost qualified as a personal hardship. For my entire life, the Dome guaranteed I had no worries.
I think it's easy to underestimate the effect this had on the team, as well. The great Steve Lombardozzi admitted as much in a post-ceremony interview yesterday, telling Dick Bremer, "It was really nice to know exactly what the weather would be like every day," or words to that effect. The Twins haven't had to deal with bone-chilling, bees-in-the-bat-handle nights in April or October, at least not at home. They haven't had to play three months' worth of home games with the sun beating down, or with the humidity at 135% and the mosquitoes swarming. They haven't had an unscheduled, bullpen-exhausting home doubleheader in years. I'm not saying the team wasn't tough enough to play outside, but there are plenty of days in Minnesota when it's preferable to stay in the air-conditioned (or heated) living room, rather than hang out outside.
This doesn't even take into account the home-field advantage the stadium always seemed to confer. During big games, it was loud enough that players couldn't hear their own shouted conversations. The famous fly-ball-camouflaging roof has helped. The strange plastic mystique of the "Humph" has helped. As Kent Hrbek said at the celebration, "Where do we go when we need a win? We go to the Dome."
Plus, Whitey Herzog hated the stadium with a passion. That's gotta be a major mark in the positive column.
It'll always be the place where Hrbie rollicked and Kirby rolled. Where Brian Harper always fell behind 0-2 in the count, then got a hit. Where Butch Huskey tried to run directly through the left-field fence. Where we knew Greg Gagne deserved a Gold Glove, though he never won one. Where Tom Brunansky was the only one who could field a ball in right field. (And oh yeah, those world championship thingies, and the greatest baseball game ever, Game 7 in 1991.)
The Metrodome has been "Minnesota's Living Room," as they used to say. More than anything, though, for me, and for thousands of other Twins fans, the Dome is the first place we ever went to see the home team. It's where I caught my first batting-practice, real-live major-league baseball. It's where I got the Kent Hrbek-signed mini bat that is boxed up at home, waiting to be displayed in a prominent place in my first house. It's where I learned that food fights at big-league games are possible, where I learned that mustard is drawn inexorably to clean clothes, and where I learned that ice cream always tastes better out of an inverted batting helmet.
I'm not ready to give up on those memories quite yet. Good thing there's time for one more.
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Slight correction
Time for at least one more, maybe another seven or so.
Believe!
GO TWINS!!!
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 5, 2009 9:50 AM EDT reply actions
So true
I represent the NW Iowa contingent of fans. I think my first game was circa 1987 as well. We made that drive to MSP more summers than I can remember, between planting and harvest. I’ll never forget the first time I felt the big whoosh of air when I stepped in for the first time. To this day, I enjoy the even bigger whoosh of air shoo-ing me out after the games. I live in NYC now and didn’t get the chance to say a proper good-bye to the dome, so I hope the Twins will take care of that for me tomorrow afternoon. :) What a place!
I love that this is filed under "WTF".
WTF, indeed.
Crazy.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
I really had hoped that the Tigers had played their last game in the Metrodome in the last series. The Dome was not very good to us in the past so no Tiger Fan has “sentimental feelings” about it. But I respect that Twins Fans have fond memories of their dome
btw: Game 7 of the World Series 1991 with (ex-Tiger) Jack Morris pitching a gem is an old “vhs taped” treasure of classy baseball games here at my home. Good team with great persons such as Kirby, Kent Hrbek
Greetings from Germany. Dirk
well said, Jon
Nice post. As many things as I hate about the Dome, you helped me remember some good times as well.
formerly known in these parts as adamb
I hope the Tigers Destroy the Twins and the Heftydome
The Twins are a disgrace to baseball with your stuck in the trashy eighties stadium and your teased fatgirl hairdoos.
Again, really?
Good lord, find something better to do with your time.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
BWAHAHA.....
….awesome. Just awesome. I like that you said the exact same thing that you said a couple days ago, just with a couple of different words. Well done, sir or miss. Please run for president of the universe.
You sure do like your metrodome = trash insults
But you’re running out of trash analogies. Let’s help you out, here are a few more:
- Compost Heapodome
- Landfill Stadium
- Nineties Recyclodome (hey, if you’ve got the 80s in there, why not?)
- Keppeldome (ultimate trash insult!)
Anyone else have any suggestions to help this guy out? He’s really losing his touch on the trash insults.
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 5, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno
I think the Keppeldome is probably the worst (ummm…best?) of those options. Though really, the Compost Heapodome has a nice ring to it, too.
I’ll throw out there:
-Garbageville USA
-Waste Material Stadium
-Mayor McCheese’s Pillow
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
Mayor MCheese's Pillow, haha
a whole new level of Mijares fat joke
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 5, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, rereading that...
sounds pretty mean. :\
Oh well, he’ll live. With his millions of dollars. Ugh.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
Most hilarious troll attempt ever?
I think it might be.
Also, can someone post a picture of what exactly a “teased fatgirl hairdo” is, or at least tell me which Twin has one?
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
Well, google shows this as a result for "teased fatgirl hairdo"

Pretty sure that’s a guy, but um…there you are!
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
nothing says Twins like that?
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 5, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah...
I wasn’t too impressed with Google’s handling of that search. Nothing very good showed up. Sanjaya is definitely not Minnesota, but eh, blame Google. :)
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
But she's not fat!
However, she would make a very nice butter carving.
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
lol
it’s an important part of the insult. But wow…that hair. Clearly what’s his face up there had it right, I know my Minnesota self would rock that style in a minute!
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
Great post
The dome has definitely been a love/hate relationship. I hate the seats, the sightlines, the troughs, etc., but damn are there some great memories from there.
Great post
You should’ve submitted it to the Minneapolis or St. Paul papers for a run on the editorial/opinion pages and put some bucks in your pocket.
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