Season Encore--Game 163: Tigers @ Twins
Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins, Oct 6, 2009 5:07 PM EDT
First Pitch: 4:07 pm CDT
TV: TBS
Radio: Twins Radio Network
Know Thine Enemy: Bless You Boys
Left for dead, the Twins are now in the position to do what no other team in the history of baseball has done: Come back from three games down with four games to play to win the division. On the other hand, the Tigers could be the only team to choke under those circumstances. The stakes couldn't be higher.
The Dome will be full to the rafters for the fourth straight day. Like the Twins, just when you think Baggie Ball is dead, it comes crawling out of the grave to haunt the opposition, whether it be the Packers, the Tigers, or, hopefully, the Yankees. Fittingly, it's been raining here off and on for several days now, so no game 163 could be played out of doors.
Fortunately, Minnesota sports fans still have enough left in their voices to make more noise than a 747 inside of a hanger. Ear plugs and homer hankies and the whole package of Metrodome Magic will be there. Maybe the sun will come out long enough to cause Curtis Granderson to lose a fly ball in the roof, leading to the deciding run. Over 28 years under the Circus Tent, stranger things have happened. Sunday featured several of them, including Kirby Piuckett Jr. taking down the sign that said there was one game left in the season, revealing the sign that indicates zero games left. I'm still trying to figure out how there could be a game today with the number 0 hanging above the Home Run Porch.
If the Twins can play as they have over thier last 20 games, I like their chances. All hands on deck. Do or die. October baseball. Get the overflow thread ready in the third inning. Oh, one more: The Twins are 19-6 when I have had the pleasure of making the game thread and the game wrap. Hopefully their Tuesday luck will continue.
Starting Pitchers
Baker's the Twins' ace--just the guy you want for a one-game playoff. Since May, he's been one of the top five starters in the league. The last time he faced the Tigers on Thursday, he held the cats scoreless over five innings. If he can repeat that today, the Twins should become Central Division Champs for the fifth time this decade.
Pretty good for a kid who was pitching in high school two years ago. As good as Baker has been, Porcello has been better. The last two times he's faced the Twins have been quality starts. Both games were during the Twins 16-4 run. So Twins hitters will have their work cut out for them.
Line-ups
TIGERS (86-76)
1. Curtis Granderson, CF
2. Placido Polanco, 2B
3. Magglio Ordonez, RF
4. Miguel Cabrera, 1B
5. Carlos Guillen, DH
6. Ryan Raburn, LF
7. Brandon Inge, 3B
8. Gerald Laird, C
9. Ramon Santiago, SS
TWINS (86-76)
1. Denard Span, CF
2. Orlando Cabrera, SS
3. Joe Mauer, C
4. Jason Kubel, RF
5. Michael Cuddyer, 1B
6. Delmon Young, LF
7. Jose Morales, DH
8. Matt Tolbert, 3B
9. Nick Punto, 2B
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LETS GO TWINS!!!!
my floor is looking pretty dirty... BETTER GET OUT THE BROOM!!!
by natetheskate on Oct 6, 2009 2:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think I'm gong to survive the next 6 hours
This is probably the worst day of my life. I can’t believe I have to go through this again after last year.
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by fetch9 on Oct 6, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's why I took the afternoon off
to get all Miguel Cabrera’ed before the game starts.
by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to Miguel Cabrera somebody else if we lose today
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by fetch9 on Oct 6, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're going to find a fat kid and try to fight him?
This just gets weirder. From the Detroit News:
Cabrera allegedly asked the teen, who weighs about 300 pounds, “What’s up, big boy? You need to work out,” according to the information provided to The News.
The teen then asked Cabrera to stop taunting him and said, “Let me be.”
But it became confrontational, the man told police: Cabrera allegedly challenged the man and the teen. “‘You don’t know me or where I am from,” he allegedly said. “Let’s go right now. I’ll fight both of you right now. Let’s go outside.” At one point, the man told police he felt that Cabrera intimated that he had a gun, saying he was going to go to his vehicle and get his “click-clack” and making a motion with his hands that he interpreted as the racking of a handgun.
by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, stay classy Cabrera.
geez…
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LET'S RIP 'EM TO PIECES!!!
One more time!

GO TWINS!!!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 6, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
2 1/2 hours until the game...
which will probably feel like 8 hours. Ugh. Nerves.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Beyond the Box Score has an open thread of tonight's game
from a sabermetric perspective.
Right now Jeff just has the Ump’s strike zone tendencies, but when the lineups are released a full statistical analysis will be included. This is going to be fun.
http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2009/10/6/1072548/minnesota-vs-detroit-10-6-2009#comments
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by Justin Bopp on Oct 6, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ESPN out to jinx us all...
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/sweetspot/0-6-15/Twins-are-an-easy-choice-in-playoff.html
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
More ESPN jinxing: All the Baseball Tonight analysts
picked the Twins, except for Steve “Denard Span is not a lead off hitter. He’s more suited for the 7th spot” Phillips.
by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
headscratching from Phillips...
Did Phillips actually say that today?
Span .312/.393/.417
Granderson .248/.325/.454
AL Leadoff Average – .284/.355/.420
AL #7 Average – .257/.322/.414
I shouldn’t be so hard on Phillips. I don’t think anyone really thinks he’s paying attention to what’s going on.
by DavidRF on Oct 6, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He said it during the MIN/TEX game on Sunday night this summer.
He’s an idiot

by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am SO BBBBBBBBBored
Work is slooooowwwww
by clutterheart on Oct 6, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I've attempted homework about 7 times
I can’t concentrate on anything.
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure the crew responsible for getting the Dome ready today are really tired
by Hjorvarthr on Oct 6, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Two switches in two days...
I’ve seen clips of them doing it in a single day. I think there was an 11 AM Twins game following by a 7 PM Gopher game a few years back.
by DavidRF on Oct 6, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my guess
is they are all union make killer OT and keeping the work at a nice an even pace
by clutterheart on Oct 6, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kelly Theiser just twittered that...
Deunsing would go tomorrow if we win. REALLY? Blackburn can’t go on 4 days rest? The schedule would match up pretty well where we wouldn’t need but 3 starters in a Yanks series.
"You should enter a ballpark like you enter a church." - Bill "Spaceman" Lee
by Dr. Yogi on Oct 6, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Blackburn
That would be two consecutive starts on three days rest. The Yankees haven’t seen much of Duensing. He might be able to hold them at bay for a couple of trips around the order. Then again, he might pitch three innings today.
by Alexi Casilla All-Star on Oct 6, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
True, forgot he pitched on short rest on Saturday.
That’s too bad. It’ll be interesting to see what they do with the rotation then.
"You should enter a ballpark like you enter a church." - Bill "Spaceman" Lee
by Dr. Yogi on Oct 6, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
erm...let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
we still have a game to win today. :\
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone know if there will be a pregame thing on TBS today?
the guide shows Friends is on at 4, so clearly they’re kinda behind here…
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't Twins fans be peeved if the Twins game got pre-empted by a Friends rerun.
:-)
by DavidRF on Oct 6, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
I’m thinking that would not go over so well. Though I’m dying to see what happens with Ross and Rachel!
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ross and Monica Hook Up and have a kid
by clutterheart on Oct 6, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
aren't they siblings?
well…that’s kinda gross.
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was when the show jumped the shark in my opinion...
The kid was a bit of a mutant… totally changed the direction of the show. Became more like Fringe after that.
by DavidRF on Oct 6, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
a bit of a mutant?
hahaha…I guess I really missed out on watching Friends. Darn. :(
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was an SNL bit
After everybody had slept with everybody else, the only available plot line was Ross and Monica.
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on Oct 6, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oops... missed the SNL bit...
I was just playing along and being goofy with the whole inbreeding angle
I’ll have to try and look that old SNL video up.
by DavidRF on Oct 6, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
somebody actually slept with Joey?
huh.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was after I stopped watching...
Rachel & Joey dated for a while… they wanted to make it work, but the physical chemistry was not there. I remember lots of hugs in episode promos while I was watching other NBC shows at the time.
The whole thing was indeed ripe for parody. :-)
by DavidRF on Oct 6, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rachel and Joey?
wow, really stretching for storylines there…
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Work
Still at work, leaving early, soon. People keep bothering me, don’t they know that the Twins are getting ready to play?
by WITwinsfan on Oct 6, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GO TWINS
Let us win Twins. Let us gain the victory. Let us score more than the Tigers and they, less than us. Let us score early, multiple runs, while stopping the opposition from scoring multiple runs. Let us win Twins and let the Tigers lose, let us win, win, win.
by ajmargarine on Oct 6, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
perchance the Twins will pull out a win today...
perchance the Tigers will lose.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Win Twins…at this point what else is there left to say
by caluofmn on Oct 6, 2009 4:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jim Rome ripped into Cabrera on his show
says he should be traded before “he brings down the organization”
by Hjorvarthr on Oct 6, 2009 4:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he’s such a blowhard! he was cool when he just had a radio show in soCal but ever since he went all king of sports media…eh…
by caluofmn on Oct 6, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Rome for his interviews and he generally ahs a good take on things. HOWEVER, I cannot stand his idiot listeners calling in.
by LonghornedTwin on Oct 6, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Guys!!!!!!!!
You know the strangest thing happened to me. I saw TWO signs of an apokalypse on Sunday.
1. Twins fans give Punto a standing O
2. Twins fans all across the dome are chanting “Lets go WHITE SOX!”
LOL
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 4:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Angels fan here.......
hoping to tag along on the GDT and root you guys on to a victory!
Good luck!
"In every adversity there lies the seed of an equivalent advantage. In every defeat is a lesson showing you how to win the victory next time." (Robert Collier)
by norcaliangelsfan on Oct 6, 2009 4:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you beat me to it norcal LOL
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by 44FAN on Oct 6, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad there's a mutual like with the Twins and Angels.
if we don’t make it, I really want the Angels to go all the way. :)
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks, TBS.
in all my nervousness, I really want to watch According to Jim before this game.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Deep breaths everyone
Innnnnn……out……innnn……..out……..innnnnnn
now hold it for 3 hours
by ajmargarine on Oct 6, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good Luck to the Twins today.....
BEAT THE TIGERS!
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by 44FAN on Oct 6, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
follower lol
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by norcaliangelsfan on Oct 6, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Game 163 is just about under way.
Any chance Mauer reaches 30 homers and 100 rbis today?
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ahhhh!
no jinxing today!
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oops
My bad. Im jus saying though :)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes thank you TBS guys
we didn’t know Morneau has been out
by Hjorvarthr on Oct 6, 2009 5:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well, the games not just for us
half the people watching this game nationally will be like, Tolbert? who’s that. Denard Span, wat? Orlando Cabrera plays for the Twins? Punto’s still in the league? Scott Baker. whodat?
by ajmargarine on Oct 6, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
National Audience....
Probably hear all the old anecdotes… Mauer kicked out of T-ball for hitting the ball too hard, yadda yadda…
by DavidRF on Oct 6, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It must be really tough on Justin not being able to help out his team when it is down to this one game.
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by 44FAN on Oct 6, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh?
When the hell did that happen?
I wonder who’ll take over at first…
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
probably Punto
he’s so good at EVERY SINGLE POSITION.
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did anybody else notice
that even though Mauer missed the first month.
Hes only had a difference of 8 games played between last year and this year. Yet writers hold that he missed the first month of the year against him for MVP.
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not to jinx
But I think that this late season Twins surge has all but wrapped up the MVP for him
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He DH-ed more this year...
Previous years he had more days where he was off completely
by DavidRF on Oct 6, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
To quote Darrell Waltrip...
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY BOYS, LET’S KICK SOME TIGER ASS!
by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
RANDY MARSCH is one of the UMPIRES!
HA!
Stan woudl be so proud.
I always loved that one.
by FoulJack on Oct 6, 2009 5:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I love when Randy is an ump!
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We get line-ups today too....
“Fieldin Culbreth”… there’s an old-time baseball name…
by DavidRF on Oct 6, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
adam everett BENCHED
vs his ol’ mates
by ajmargarine on Oct 6, 2009 5:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, so this game is about to start.
the Thundadome is looooud today.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
here we go!
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Booo!!!!!!!!
It was semi close to the plate!!!
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
1 down
26 to go
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
can o' corn, one down
plz to be shutting down Granderson today
by ajmargarine on Oct 6, 2009 5:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So, the closest bar I found to my office with wireless
is this total dump. But they’re serving $3 PBR 40’s, so I will be sufficently Miggy Cabrera’ed to combat the nerves.
GO TWINS!

by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
just don’t Miggy Cabrera the end of the night…nobody here to bail you out.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My girlfriend could totally kick my ass if I tried that.
I might find an obese teenager to pick on though.
by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
?
Anybody else think we’re gonna need like 7 overflow threads today?
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Still think Gomez should have been in the starting lineup
Let’s hope Morales can put up a big game.
by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Does Ron Darling
have marbles in his mouth?
by montanatwinsfan on Oct 6, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wat?
you have a TV out in the barn?
by ajmargarine on Oct 6, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH NO, Baby!
I’m inside for this one!
by montanatwinsfan on Oct 6, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
giving the sheep a bath inside?
won’t that smell up the house?
<3
by ajmargarine on Oct 6, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the man went to Yale damnit
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by fetch9 on Oct 6, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good, intelligent, good looking, good pitcher...
Why is he a national broadcaster? Slightly more understandable than Lou Ferrigno.
by montanatwinsfan on Oct 6, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
K
2 DOWN, 25 TO GO!
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
POLANCO'S GIANT HEAD: K'd!
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently
Some fans in the front row offered Cabrera a beer when he got in the on deck circle
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And that's 3
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha!
Did you hear the guy on TBS? He was talking about the Twins staff and he was like “y’know whoever they throw out there, Baker, Blackburn…uhh….ummm….Slowey earlier in the year….?”
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
who's this TBS guy who sounds like james woods?
by Jesse on Oct 6, 2009 5:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is is Chip Caray?
Skip Caray? One of the two.
by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
3-run Homer
by Mauer?
Would put him at 29 homers and 99 RBI’s
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LETS SCORE EARLY AND OFTEN GUYS
I always loved that one.
by FoulJack on Oct 6, 2009 5:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the baby faced starter?
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nice, Span.
way to take a couple pitches
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dont worry guys
Orlando’s Cabana will help us here
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
never mind. :(
Well we still got Sweet Baby Jesus. :)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh.
alright Baby Jesus. Work your magic.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Quiet everyone
Joe Mauer is batting
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YEAH!
DOUBLE
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BABY JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Double for Mauer
Granderson struck with awe
by Hjorvarthr on Oct 6, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I got a fever!
And the only prescription is MORE KU-BEL!
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MVP!
MVP MVP MVP MVP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Id pay 50 bucks for a hit here
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by fetch9 on Oct 6, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Double-Double for Joe
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by 44FAN on Oct 6, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Joe Mauler.......
owning fools.
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by norcaliangelsfan on Oct 6, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Kubes
bring him home!
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
or don't.
maybe just saving your magic for next time…
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He likes it better
when there are two runners on.
by archie2227 on Oct 6, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he forgot to rub his beard.
magical fairy dust cometh from jason kubel’s beard. his best games always come on strokey-beard days.
by Jesse on Oct 6, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does Nick Blackburn's beard have the same magical qualities?
by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, but Joe's sideburns do.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
One person who's beard does not:
Brad Childress
by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Calling
Granderson a fool is giving him to much credit. :)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Booooooo
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
must have passed his pre at-bat breathalyzer
by ajmargarine on Oct 6, 2009 5:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ummm
Who thinks that Cabrera is the MVP????
Like i said he just said “Cabrera of course has been there since the beginning of the season but Mauer missed the first month”
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cabrera was a candidate for a while...
Cooled off a bit in Sept and is out of the picture now. Deserves it almost as much as Texeira. Lots of 1B can hit.
by DavidRF on Oct 6, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea
but you dont even consider a guy an MVP if hes hungover/drunk hours before what was there BIGGEST game against the year considering with a double in any of his at-bats you dont know what would of happened
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mauer = Cabrera for MVP
Announcer fail
Mauer >>>Cabrera
by archie2227 on Oct 6, 2009 5:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
F you, Miggy.
and your drunk ass too.
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
dammit
The best pitch that Baker makes to Cabrera in the at bat goes for a double.
by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Baker...
relax.
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Reverting to his old ways
Seems like he’s leaving too many pitches up.
by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he effs this up
I’m going to change my last name, so I don’t share it with him anymore. I’ll be too disappointed.
by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 down!
23 to go!
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Does Miggy
know where he is?
He looked distraught and tried to tag up on Span.
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish he would have tried.
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is distraught
the only reason he got a hit is, for some reason, Baker threw thew him a ball that had a picture of Mrs. Cabrera on it. That’s Bake’s fault. he should’ve inspected it first.
by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, we are not taking it easy on Cabrera today.
…i’m probably enjoying it way too much, too.
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit...
he caught that one about as good as Kubel caught his…bad luck
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is where I prefer an outfield of Young-Gomez-Span
by LonghornedTwin on Oct 6, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hell
…so it’s 0-2 right now, right?
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
O-Cab!!
HUSTLE!!!
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice, O-Cab!
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the GOOD Cabrera. :)
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa, nice catch O-Cab
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by 44FAN on Oct 6, 2009 5:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
For those of you scoring at home...
that’s 5 down, 22 to go…now lets hope the Twins can do some scoring at home!
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WOW
that was big.
If he doesnt get that then the croud is takin out of it early and maybe the TIggers continue the inning
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Whew.
Way to get out of that one, boys!
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
O-CAB!!!
I take back half the bad things I’ve said about him!
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
haha only half?
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be honest...
I’ve said a lot, so half is still a pretty big amount…
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well then I suppose half is fair enough for a decent catch :)
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Out f the inning
Cuddyer-Young-Morales sounds like 3 runs to me.
by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Was anyone deathly afraid
thinking that we had to rely on Delmon’s legs there for a minute. I know I was
by archie2227 on Oct 6, 2009 5:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it looked so catchable off of Laird's bat,
But then I saw Delmon, running, and chugging, and puffing…
and I thought ‘shit’ !
by montanatwinsfan on Oct 6, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW
I finally found a graphic representing Delmons routes to fly balls:

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
picture fail?
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
?
Did it not show up? It’s showing up on my computer…
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
Just look at this then: http://www.chamotlabs.com/Images/Paths.jpg
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
gotta right click and "show picture"
now I got it Funny!
by montanatwinsfan on Oct 6, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A broken picture
is a pretty apt way to explain his route to fly balls, though
by archie2227 on Oct 6, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
YEah
Him going after fly balls is like that scene in Garden State where they try to avoid the flaming arrow
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cuddy SO
Young round tripper followed by morales single
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
god damnit quit swinging at the first pitch. he’s going to throw a CG in ike 80 pitches at this rate
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by fetch9 on Oct 6, 2009 5:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what the hell is with this guy's strike zone?
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Randy Marsh is awful behind the plate.
Which sucks, because you know, I want to be a fan of Stan’s dad and all.
by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
South Park back this week...
maybe they’ll have Randy umping this week!
by DavidRF on Oct 6, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he plays a mean guitar.
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha, so true.
he’d be better off playing guitar hero for sure.
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Porcello is dealing
Anyone else getting that “oh shit” feeling yet?
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
by acablue on Oct 6, 2009 5:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Rick Porcello is the best rookie pitcher of all time.
He is going to throw a complete game shutout. He has the filthiest 2-seam fastball of the decade. We will never score a run against him again in his career.
(Is that enough jinxing?)
by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well done.
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
But that might be jynx the Twins. :(
U no like a reverse jynx cuz ur intending to jynx the tigers?
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A little bit
Since Baker is looking very hittable.
by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
R
U saying S.O.B
or SOB like crying? lol
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Little Ricky came to play
…can we maybe knock him out early? Geez…
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather see a 9-7 game than a 1-0 game like last year
or 9-1 would be optimal of course
by ajmargarine on Oct 6, 2009 5:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know about you guys
But even if they lose, it’s not going to hurt as much as it did last year
GO TWINS!!!
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how about Baker throwing the ball over the plate to start?
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
baker
doesnt seem to have his best stuff today…while procello has been sharp.
by guinness junky on Oct 6, 2009 5:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can Nathan just pitch the next 6 innings?
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
by acablue on Oct 6, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
7 Down
….that’s 20 left…
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Although...
I can’t recall how often Baker has looked absolutely sharp.
by LonghornedTwin on Oct 6, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
Baker’s like Radke…even when he’d pitching great, it’s not that nice to watch
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
only twenty left if we score something...
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baker looks like he can't handle the pressure here
where’s Blackie when you need him?
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey fellas
Anything I can do as a Rockies fan to get a W for the Twins? I really hate Leland.
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by frightenedinmate#2 on Oct 6, 2009 5:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
kidnap the home plate umpire
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by fetch9 on Oct 6, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could fly to Minneapolis
sneak in a bottle of Patron, and set it by Miggy’s spot in the dugout.
by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Done
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by frightenedinmate#2 on Oct 6, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Love the screen name by the way.
Frightened inmate #2 isn’t really frightened…he’s angry.
by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
I was going to register as White Power Bill but thought people might get the wrong message.
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by frightenedinmate#2 on Oct 6, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of my favorite story arcs in AD
“White Power!”
Shank
“but, I’m white…”
by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
could you set fire to their dugout...
right about now?
by montanatwinsfan on Oct 6, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh, walk.
set it up for the DP, that’s all…
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
For christs sake!
Where’s the high strike?
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wholeheartedly concur
any other umpire and that would be a strike.
by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if Baker doesn't settle down later
Duensing needs to come in.
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Looking more and more like we’ll need Duensing…
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 6, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Breaking NEWS!!!!!
As ajmargerine said earlier about Miggy and his Pre at-bat breathalyzer test.
He failed this one!
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh wtf.
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ron Darling is absolutely HORRIBLE
at this whole announcing thing
by ajmargarine on Oct 6, 2009 5:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I like him
I actually think he does a good job. He isn’t Vin Scully, but that’s an unfair standard
by Eric in Madison on Oct 6, 2009 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh just you wait
Pretty soon it’ll be McCarver, Buck etc…it’s only gonna go downhill
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
stop talking about how the Tigers deserve this more.
they don’t.
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's ok guys.
1 run…only the 3rd inning.
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree
We’re not gonna lose 1-0 2 years in a row
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/twins proceed to lose 1-0
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
by acablue on Oct 6, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea
but Blacky had one run in 6 2/3 of inning last year and how did that work out for us?
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And really?
“The crowd noise works both ways…a deafening silence here.” Really? These guys suck.
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
true but Twins bats quiet,
Tigers, not so much
by montanatwinsfan on Oct 6, 2009 5:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF
BAKER. Christ, settle down.
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh dear lord
Baker’s had terrible command so far. absolutely terrible.
by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's just evil.
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by 44FAN on Oct 6, 2009 5:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
Well, uh… hmm.
Is it ok to cry now?
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thats the worst part
To a hitter like Miguel Cabrera, you do NOT throw him a strike on that count. Even on a 1-2 count!
by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup...
where is “Big Game” Blackburn when you need him.
by guinness junky on Oct 6, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
To ahitterpile of human garbage like Miguel Cabrera, you do NOT throw him a strike on that count. Even on a 1-2 count!
by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
B-Dunce...where are you?!?!
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is where
Twins fans@ the dome need to get on there feet and just scream and yell till there lungs give out anything that will make this dome shake
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, look at that!
a 3rd out!
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
alright
Tolbert, Punto, Span, I smell runs!
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully
Baker can calm down in the dugout…
by tmbleich on Oct 6, 2009 5:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright, it's definitely time for...

Ralleye!
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
your ralleye would eat mine alive
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 6, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
darn it,
why couldn’t Cabrera go out drinking last night ?
Johnny Safron, I blame you!
by montanatwinsfan on Oct 6, 2009 5:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I also blame Johnny Safron
and Jim Souhan
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 6, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is very clearly all Souhan's fault.
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, let's just outscore 'em
ralleye walleye

by ajmargarine on Oct 6, 2009 5:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you must not be in Minnesota...
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately not
But it you want to see the scum of the earth, head to a dive bar in Rapid City, SD at 4 in the afternoon. I’ve heard Round and Round by Ratt 3 times in an hour.
by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to go, MattyT!
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tolbert!
Got screwed by the umps with the 2 high strikes (that Baker wasn’t getting) but hey, I’ll take it!
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
My first thought too
That first pitch to Span too, Baker didn’t get anything close to that.
by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Punto Jr gets a hit
Punto Sr to the plate
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 6, 2009 5:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
These announcers: "Tolbert's lucky for his speed, but darn, those Tigers players, always ready to get dirty and play hard"
I want Dick and Bert back.
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Denaaaaaard!
and really? Talking to Leyland while he’s at bat? Effing lame. Show the game!
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no kidding.
hard to win that way.
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thatta boy, Denard!!!!
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Got something going, got something going...
RALLY WALLEYE, WORK YOUR MAGIC!
by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HERE WE GO O-CAB!!!
You come through here, I’ll take back that other half of bad things I’ve said!
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 6:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what a deal!
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not that baker has done much to establish a strikezone...
but porcello is getting a lot of leeway
by guinness junky on Oct 6, 2009 6:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm digging, I'm digging
COME ON ORLANDO!
by LonghornedTwin on Oct 6, 2009 6:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on GOODCABRERA!!!
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well...ok
GoodCab, I guess that was sort of helpful?
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon, Joe...
One time, for me.
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 6:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Baby Jesus.
seriously, right now. This is the time. RIGHT. NOW.
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And anybody
that sais an umpire doesnt lose a game or a season is an idiot!
Perfect example: The game against Detroit when Harris Tagged Granderson but the ump didnt call it and when there was fan interferance on a different play in that game.
Without those mistakes we woulda won the division and would be getting ready to face the Yankees tomorrow night. :)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 6:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
or as we say in these parts
MOWER PAUER
by ajmargarine on Oct 6, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so the umps AND the announcers are in the Tigers back pockets.
how do we stand a chance??
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no shutout for you, Porcello.
ha!
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey!
There’s one!
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 6:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
costing us bases
get some guy out there that can move
by ajmargarine on Oct 6, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do NOT want to see a home run here.
absolutely not.
by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 6:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ok, back to you, Baby J.
do something amazing like usual. :)
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wow, LOUDEST MVP chant yet.
nice!
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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy Crap
ITS LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 6:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
pour it on joe with land o' lakes milk
by Cody_3_twins on Oct 6, 2009 6:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Land O' Lakes
It’s the Most Valuable Pour, the MVP of Milk
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FREE JASON KUBEL!!!
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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 6:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Baby J
walked! COME ON KUBES!!!!!!!!!!!!1
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lazy, just walked so he wouldn't have to swing
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 6, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
pleeeeeeeeeease!
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on Kubes.
you want this. YOU NEED THIS.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wow.
that was not a strike.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
seriously.
that sucks. Could cost us the game if the calls don’t even out a little more.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely. Let’s hold ’em now and get back to business.
by LonghornedTwin on Oct 6, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody else
getting sick and tired of being hosed by this home plate ump?
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 6:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This ump sucks.
I know that’s what makes baseball baseball but this game is TOO IMPORTANT to be effing around with shitty calls.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok. I probably need to find a new place to watch the game.
There are two middle-ages winos, who look fresh out of the halfway house, downing Keystone light and grinding against the pool table to “White Wedding”
by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 6:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sounds about as fun as..
…being the only Twins fan in a room of Tigers fans where they are playing country music.
by LonghornedTwin on Oct 6, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I step away for an hour and we are down 3-1.
Yikes.
I always loved that one.
by FoulJack on Oct 6, 2009 6:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
CBS says Kepple is warming in the pen.
That has GOT to be an error.
I always loved that one.
by FoulJack on Oct 6, 2009 6:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, I'm heading home to watch the rest.
I always loved that one.
by FoulJack on Oct 6, 2009 6:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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