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Season Encore--Game 163: Tigers @ Twins

Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins, Oct 6, 2009 5:07 PM EDT


First Pitch:  4:07 pm CDT
TV:  TBS
Radio:  Twins Radio Network
Know Thine Enemy:  Bless You Boys

Left for dead, the Twins are now in the position to do what no other team in the history of baseball has done: Come back from three games down with four games to play to win the division. On the other hand, the Tigers could be the only team to choke under those circumstances. The stakes couldn't be higher.

The Dome will be full to the rafters for the fourth straight day. Like the Twins, just when you think Baggie Ball is dead, it comes crawling out of the grave to haunt the opposition, whether it be the Packers, the Tigers, or, hopefully, the Yankees. Fittingly, it's been raining here off and on for several days now, so no game 163 could be played out of doors.

Fortunately, Minnesota sports fans still have enough left in their voices to make more noise than a 747 inside of a hanger. Ear plugs and homer hankies and the whole package of Metrodome Magic will be there. Maybe the sun will come out long enough to cause Curtis Granderson to lose a fly ball in the roof, leading to the deciding run. Over 28 years under the Circus Tent, stranger things have happened. Sunday featured several of them, including Kirby Piuckett Jr. taking down the sign that said there was one game left in the season, revealing the sign that indicates zero games left. I'm still trying to figure out how there could be a game today with the number 0 hanging above the Home Run Porch.

If the Twins can play as they have over thier last 20 games, I like their chances. All hands on deck. Do or die. October baseball. Get the overflow thread ready in the third inning. Oh, one more: The Twins are 19-6 when I have had the pleasure of making the game thread and the game wrap. Hopefully their Tuesday luck will continue.

 

Starting Pitchers


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Scott Baker
15-9 32 32 1 1 0 0 194.0 184 96 94 27 46 160 4.32 1.19

Baker's the Twins' ace--just the guy you want for a one-game playoff. Since May, he's been one of the top five starters in the league. The last time he faced the Tigers on Thursday, he held the cats scoreless over five innings. If he can repeat that today, the Twins should become Central Division Champs for the fifth time this decade.


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Rick Porcello
14-9 30 30 2 1 0 0 165.0 172 79 74 22 50 81 4.04 1.35

Pretty good for a kid who was pitching in high school two years ago. As good as Baker has been, Porcello has been better. The last two times he's faced the Twins have been quality starts. Both games were during the Twins 16-4 run. So Twins hitters will have their work cut out for them.

Line-ups

 

TIGERS (86-76)

1. Curtis Granderson, CF
2. Placido Polanco, 2B
3. Magglio Ordonez, RF
4. Miguel Cabrera, 1B
5. Carlos Guillen, DH
6. Ryan Raburn, LF
7. Brandon Inge, 3B
8. Gerald Laird, C
9. Ramon Santiago, SS

 

TWINS (86-76)

1. Denard Span, CF
2. Orlando Cabrera, SS
3. Joe Mauer, C
4. Jason Kubel, RF
5. Michael Cuddyer, 1B
6. Delmon Young, LF
7. Jose Morales, DH
8. Matt Tolbert, 3B
9. Nick Punto, 2B



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LETS GO TWINS!!!!

my floor is looking pretty dirty... BETTER GET OUT THE BROOM!!!

by natetheskate on Oct 6, 2009 2:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think I'm gong to survive the next 6 hours

This is probably the worst day of my life. I can’t believe I have to go through this again after last year.

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by fetch9 on Oct 6, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's why I took the afternoon off

to get all Miguel Cabrera’ed before the game starts.

by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to Miguel Cabrera somebody else if we lose today

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by fetch9 on Oct 6, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're going to find a fat kid and try to fight him?

This just gets weirder. From the Detroit News:

Cabrera allegedly asked the teen, who weighs about 300 pounds, “What’s up, big boy? You need to work out,” according to the information provided to The News.

The teen then asked Cabrera to stop taunting him and said, “Let me be.”

But it became confrontational, the man told police: Cabrera allegedly challenged the man and the teen. “‘You don’t know me or where I am from,” he allegedly said. “Let’s go right now. I’ll fight both of you right now. Let’s go outside.” At one point, the man told police he felt that Cabrera intimated that he had a gun, saying he was going to go to his vehicle and get his “click-clack” and making a motion with his hands that he interpreted as the racking of a handgun.

by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, stay classy Cabrera.

geez…

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LET'S RIP 'EM TO PIECES!!!

One more time!

GO TWINS!!!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 6, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2 1/2 hours until the game...

which will probably feel like 8 hours. Ugh. Nerves.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Beyond the Box Score has an open thread of tonight's game

from a sabermetric perspective.

Right now Jeff just has the Ump’s strike zone tendencies, but when the lineups are released a full statistical analysis will be included. This is going to be fun.

http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2009/10/6/1072548/minnesota-vs-detroit-10-6-2009#comments

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by Justin Bopp on Oct 6, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ESPN out to jinx us all...

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/sweetspot/0-6-15/Twins-are-an-easy-choice-in-playoff.html

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

More ESPN jinxing: All the Baseball Tonight analysts

picked the Twins, except for Steve “Denard Span is not a lead off hitter. He’s more suited for the 7th spot” Phillips.

by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

headscratching from Phillips...

Did Phillips actually say that today?

Span .312/.393/.417
Granderson .248/.325/.454

AL Leadoff Average – .284/.355/.420
AL #7 Average – .257/.322/.414

I shouldn’t be so hard on Phillips. I don’t think anyone really thinks he’s paying attention to what’s going on.

by DavidRF on Oct 6, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've attempted homework about 7 times

I can’t concentrate on anything.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two switches in two days...

I’ve seen clips of them doing it in a single day. I think there was an 11 AM Twins game following by a 7 PM Gopher game a few years back.

by DavidRF on Oct 6, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my guess

is they are all union make killer OT and keeping the work at a nice an even pace

by clutterheart on Oct 6, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kelly Theiser just twittered that...

Deunsing would go tomorrow if we win. REALLY? Blackburn can’t go on 4 days rest? The schedule would match up pretty well where we wouldn’t need but 3 starters in a Yanks series.

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by Dr. Yogi on Oct 6, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Blackburn

That would be two consecutive starts on three days rest. The Yankees haven’t seen much of Duensing. He might be able to hold them at bay for a couple of trips around the order. Then again, he might pitch three innings today.

by Alexi Casilla All-Star on Oct 6, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True, forgot he pitched on short rest on Saturday.

That’s too bad. It’ll be interesting to see what they do with the rotation then.

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by Dr. Yogi on Oct 6, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

erm...let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

we still have a game to win today. :\

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does anyone know if there will be a pregame thing on TBS today?

the guide shows Friends is on at 4, so clearly they’re kinda behind here…

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

I’m thinking that would not go over so well. Though I’m dying to see what happens with Ross and Rachel!

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

aren't they siblings?

well…that’s kinda gross.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was when the show jumped the shark in my opinion...

The kid was a bit of a mutant… totally changed the direction of the show. Became more like Fringe after that.

by DavidRF on Oct 6, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

a bit of a mutant?

hahaha…I guess I really missed out on watching Friends. Darn. :(

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was an SNL bit

After everybody had slept with everybody else, the only available plot line was Ross and Monica.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Oct 6, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oops... missed the SNL bit...

I was just playing along and being goofy with the whole inbreeding angle

I’ll have to try and look that old SNL video up.

by DavidRF on Oct 6, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

somebody actually slept with Joey?

huh.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was after I stopped watching...

Rachel & Joey dated for a while… they wanted to make it work, but the physical chemistry was not there. I remember lots of hugs in episode promos while I was watching other NBC shows at the time.

The whole thing was indeed ripe for parody. :-)

by DavidRF on Oct 6, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rachel and Joey?

wow, really stretching for storylines there…

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Work

Still at work, leaving early, soon. People keep bothering me, don’t they know that the Twins are getting ready to play?

by WITwinsfan on Oct 6, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

...

waiting…

I always loved that one.

by FoulJack on Oct 6, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GO TWINS

Let us win Twins. Let us gain the victory. Let us score more than the Tigers and they, less than us. Let us score early, multiple runs, while stopping the opposition from scoring multiple runs. Let us win Twins and let the Tigers lose, let us win, win, win.

by ajmargarine on Oct 6, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

perchance the Twins will pull out a win today...

perchance the Tigers will lose.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Win Twins…at this point what else is there left to say

by caluofmn on Oct 6, 2009 4:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jim Rome ripped into Cabrera on his show

says he should be traded before “he brings down the organization”

by Hjorvarthr on Oct 6, 2009 4:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he’s such a blowhard! he was cool when he just had a radio show in soCal but ever since he went all king of sports media…eh…

by caluofmn on Oct 6, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Rome for his interviews and he generally ahs a good take on things. HOWEVER, I cannot stand his idiot listeners calling in.

by LonghornedTwin on Oct 6, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Guys!!!!!!!!

You know the strangest thing happened to me. I saw TWO signs of an apokalypse on Sunday.
1. Twins fans give Punto a standing O
2. Twins fans all across the dome are chanting “Lets go WHITE SOX!”

LOL

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 4:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Angels fan here.......

hoping to tag along on the GDT and root you guys on to a victory!

Good luck!

"In every adversity there lies the seed of an equivalent advantage. In every defeat is a lesson showing you how to win the victory next time." (Robert Collier)

by norcaliangelsfan on Oct 6, 2009 4:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you beat me to it norcal LOL

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by 44FAN on Oct 6, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Make this angels fan #3 rooting for the twins here today!

Napoli IS the power bat in 2009. Watch.

by 101halo on Oct 6, 2009 5:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad there's a mutual like with the Twins and Angels.

if we don’t make it, I really want the Angels to go all the way. :)

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks, TBS.

in all my nervousness, I really want to watch According to Jim before this game.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Deep breaths everyone

Innnnnn……out……innnn……..out……..innnnnnn

now hold it for 3 hours

by ajmargarine on Oct 6, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good Luck to the Twins today.....

BEAT THE TIGERS!

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by 44FAN on Oct 6, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

follower lol

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by norcaliangelsfan on Oct 6, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND!!!!!!!!!!!!

HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Game 163 is just about under way.

Any chance Mauer reaches 30 homers and 100 rbis today?

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ahhhh!

no jinxing today!

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oops

My bad. Im jus saying though :)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes thank you TBS guys

we didn’t know Morneau has been out

by Hjorvarthr on Oct 6, 2009 5:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what?

Morneau is out? For real?

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, the games not just for us

half the people watching this game nationally will be like, Tolbert? who’s that. Denard Span, wat? Orlando Cabrera plays for the Twins? Punto’s still in the league? Scott Baker. whodat?

by ajmargarine on Oct 6, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

National Audience....

Probably hear all the old anecdotes… Mauer kicked out of T-ball for hitting the ball too hard, yadda yadda…

by DavidRF on Oct 6, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh?

When the hell did that happen?

I wonder who’ll take over at first…

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably Punto

he’s so good at EVERY SINGLE POSITION.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

Punto’s pitching in between catching and fielding as well.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did anybody else notice

that even though Mauer missed the first month.
Hes only had a difference of 8 games played between last year and this year. Yet writers hold that he missed the first month of the year against him for MVP.

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not to jinx

But I think that this late season Twins surge has all but wrapped up the MVP for him

"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver

by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He DH-ed more this year...

Previous years he had more days where he was off completely

by DavidRF on Oct 6, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To quote Darrell Waltrip...

BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY BOYS, LET’S KICK SOME TIGER ASS!

by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RANDY MARSCH is one of the UMPIRES!

HA!
Stan woudl be so proud.

I always loved that one.

by FoulJack on Oct 6, 2009 5:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love when Randy is an ump!

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We get line-ups today too....

“Fieldin Culbreth”… there’s an old-time baseball name…

by DavidRF on Oct 6, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, so this game is about to start.

the Thundadome is looooud today.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

here we go!

"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver

by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Booo!!!!!!!!

It was semi close to the plate!!!

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

1 down

26 to go

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh boy.

benhertz in disguise? :)

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

can o' corn, one down

plz to be shutting down Granderson today

by ajmargarine on Oct 6, 2009 5:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So, the closest bar I found to my office with wireless

is this total dump. But they’re serving $3 PBR 40’s, so I will be sufficently Miggy Cabrera’ed to combat the nerves.

GO TWINS!

by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

just don’t Miggy Cabrera the end of the night…nobody here to bail you out.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My girlfriend could totally kick my ass if I tried that.

I might find an obese teenager to pick on though.

by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah, well.

have to find entertainment somewhere if the game goes south. :)

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

?

Anybody else think we’re gonna need like 7 overflow threads today?

"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver

by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Still think Gomez should have been in the starting lineup

Let’s hope Morales can put up a big game.

by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Does Ron Darling

have marbles in his mouth?

by montanatwinsfan on Oct 6, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wat?

you have a TV out in the barn?

by ajmargarine on Oct 6, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH NO, Baby!

I’m inside for this one!

by montanatwinsfan on Oct 6, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

giving the sheep a bath inside?

won’t that smell up the house?

<3

by ajmargarine on Oct 6, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the man went to Yale damnit

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by fetch9 on Oct 6, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good, intelligent, good looking, good pitcher...

Why is he a national broadcaster? Slightly more understandable than Lou Ferrigno.

by montanatwinsfan on Oct 6, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

K

2 DOWN, 25 TO GO!

"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver

by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

POLANCO'S GIANT HEAD: K'd!

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Apparently

Some fans in the front row offered Cabrera a beer when he got in the on deck circle

"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver

by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And that's 3

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

1-2-3…I’m a fan

by LonghornedTwin on Oct 6, 2009 5:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ha!

Did you hear the guy on TBS? He was talking about the Twins staff and he was like “y’know whoever they throw out there, Baker, Blackburn…uhh….ummm….Slowey earlier in the year….?”

"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver

by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

3-run Homer

by Mauer?

Would put him at 29 homers and 99 RBI’s

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the baby faced starter?

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad at bat.

I always loved that one.

by FoulJack on Oct 6, 2009 5:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice, Span.

way to take a couple pitches

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dont worry guys

Orlando’s Cabana will help us here

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

never mind. :(

Well we still got Sweet Baby Jesus. :)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh.

alright Baby Jesus. Work your magic.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Quiet everyone

Joe Mauer is batting

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH!

DOUBLE

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BABY JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Double for Mauer

Granderson struck with awe

by Hjorvarthr on Oct 6, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was…beautiful.

by LonghornedTwin on Oct 6, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Mauer

Let’s go Kubes!

by archie2227 on Oct 6, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I got a fever!

And the only prescription is MORE KU-BEL!

"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver

by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MVP!

MVP MVP MVP MVP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Double-Double for Joe

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by 44FAN on Oct 6, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe Mauler.......

owning fools.

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by norcaliangelsfan on Oct 6, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Kubes

bring him home!

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

or don't.

maybe just saving your magic for next time…

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He likes it better

when there are two runners on.

by archie2227 on Oct 6, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he forgot to rub his beard.

magical fairy dust cometh from jason kubel’s beard. his best games always come on strokey-beard days.

by Jesse on Oct 6, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, but Joe's sideburns do.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

truth.

but Brett Favre’s scruff has magic.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Calling

Granderson a fool is giving him to much credit. :)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Booooooo

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ummm

Who thinks that Cabrera is the MVP????

Like i said he just said “Cabrera of course has been there since the beginning of the season but Mauer missed the first month”

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cabrera was a candidate for a while...

Cooled off a bit in Sept and is out of the picture now. Deserves it almost as much as Texeira. Lots of 1B can hit.

by DavidRF on Oct 6, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea

but you dont even consider a guy an MVP if hes hungover/drunk hours before what was there BIGGEST game against the year considering with a double in any of his at-bats you dont know what would of happened

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mauer = Cabrera for MVP

Announcer fail

Mauer >>>Cabrera

by archie2227 on Oct 6, 2009 5:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

F you, Miggy.

and your drunk ass too.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dammit

The best pitch that Baker makes to Cabrera in the at bat goes for a double.

by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Baker...

relax.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Reverting to his old ways

Seems like he’s leaving too many pitches up.

by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he effs this up

I’m going to change my last name, so I don’t share it with him anymore. I’ll be too disappointed.

by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

4 down!

23 to go!

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Does Miggy

know where he is?
He looked distraught and tried to tag up on Span.

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish he would have tried.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is distraught

the only reason he got a hit is, for some reason, Baker threw thew him a ball that had a picture of Mrs. Cabrera on it. That’s Bake’s fault. he should’ve inspected it first.

by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow, we are not taking it easy on Cabrera today.

…i’m probably enjoying it way too much, too.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit...

he caught that one about as good as Kubel caught his…bad luck

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is where I prefer an outfield of Young-Gomez-Span

by LonghornedTwin on Oct 6, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hell

…so it’s 0-2 right now, right?

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes!

this strike zone SUCKS.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

O-Cab!!

HUSTLE!!!

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice, O-Cab!

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the GOOD Cabrera. :)

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa, nice catch O-Cab

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by 44FAN on Oct 6, 2009 5:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and…exhale. Waytogo O-Cab

by LonghornedTwin on Oct 6, 2009 5:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

For those of you scoring at home...

that’s 5 down, 22 to go…now lets hope the Twins can do some scoring at home!

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW

that was big.
If he doesnt get that then the croud is takin out of it early and maybe the TIggers continue the inning

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

*defense.

:)

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whew.

Way to get out of that one, boys!

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

O-CAB!!!

I take back half the bad things I’ve said about him!

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha only half?

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be honest...

I’ve said a lot, so half is still a pretty big amount…

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well then I suppose half is fair enough for a decent catch :)

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Out f the inning

Cuddyer-Young-Morales sounds like 3 runs to me.

by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Was anyone deathly afraid

thinking that we had to rely on Delmon’s legs there for a minute. I know I was

by archie2227 on Oct 6, 2009 5:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it looked so catchable off of Laird's bat,

But then I saw Delmon, running, and chugging, and puffing…
and I thought ‘shit’ !

by montanatwinsfan on Oct 6, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same

I got scurred for a minute

by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW

I finally found a graphic representing Delmons routes to fly balls:

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

picture fail?

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

?

Did it not show up? It’s showing up on my computer…

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

Just look at this then: http://www.chamotlabs.com/Images/Paths.jpg

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A broken picture

is a pretty apt way to explain his route to fly balls, though

by archie2227 on Oct 6, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEah

Him going after fly balls is like that scene in Garden State where they try to avoid the flaming arrow

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cuddy SO

Young round tripper followed by morales single

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

god damnit quit swinging at the first pitch. he’s going to throw a CG in ike 80 pitches at this rate

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by fetch9 on Oct 6, 2009 5:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what the hell is with this guy's strike zone?

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Randy Marsh is awful behind the plate.

Which sucks, because you know, I want to be a fan of Stan’s dad and all.

by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

South Park back this week...

maybe they’ll have Randy umping this week!

by DavidRF on Oct 6, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he plays a mean guitar.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha, so true.

he’d be better off playing guitar hero for sure.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Porcello is dealing

Anyone else getting that “oh shit” feeling yet?

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

by acablue on Oct 6, 2009 5:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rick Porcello is the best rookie pitcher of all time.

He is going to throw a complete game shutout. He has the filthiest 2-seam fastball of the decade. We will never score a run against him again in his career.

(Is that enough jinxing?)

by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well done.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

But that might be jynx the Twins. :(
U no like a reverse jynx cuz ur intending to jynx the tigers?

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey,

All I know is Porcello is Latin for “Cy Young”

Just sayin’

by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A little bit

Since Baker is looking very hittable.

by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

R

U saying S.O.B
or SOB like crying? lol

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like Little Ricky came to play

…can we maybe knock him out early? Geez…

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know about you guys

But even if they lose, it’s not going to hurt as much as it did last year

GO TWINS!!!

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how about Baker throwing the ball over the plate to start?

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

baker

doesnt seem to have his best stuff today…while procello has been sharp.

by guinness junky on Oct 6, 2009 5:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

7 Down

….that’s 20 left…

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Although...

I can’t recall how often Baker has looked absolutely sharp.

by LonghornedTwin on Oct 6, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

Last week he did pitch five ugly but efficient innings.

by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Baker’s like Radke…even when he’d pitching great, it’s not that nice to watch

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

only twenty left if we score something...

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baker looks like he can't handle the pressure here

where’s Blackie when you need him?

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey fellas

Anything I can do as a Rockies fan to get a W for the Twins? I really hate Leland.

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by frightenedinmate#2 on Oct 6, 2009 5:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

kidnap the home plate umpire

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by fetch9 on Oct 6, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You could fly to Minneapolis

sneak in a bottle of Patron, and set it by Miggy’s spot in the dugout.

by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Done

Funny Dog to Make Life Worthwhile

by frightenedinmate#2 on Oct 6, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Love the screen name by the way.

Frightened inmate #2 isn’t really frightened…he’s angry.

by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

I was going to register as White Power Bill but thought people might get the wrong message.

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by frightenedinmate#2 on Oct 6, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of my favorite story arcs in AD

“White Power!”

Shank

“but, I’m white…”

by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhh, walk.

set it up for the DP, that’s all…

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

For christs sake!

Where’s the high strike?

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wholeheartedly concur

any other umpire and that would be a strike.

by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if Baker doesn't settle down later

Duensing needs to come in.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Looking more and more like we’ll need Duensing…

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 6, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Breaking NEWS!!!!!

As ajmargerine said earlier about Miggy and his Pre at-bat breathalyzer test.
He failed this one!

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh wtf.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like him

I actually think he does a good job. He isn’t Vin Scully, but that’s an unfair standard

by Eric in Madison on Oct 6, 2009 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh just you wait

Pretty soon it’ll be McCarver, Buck etc…it’s only gonna go downhill

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

stop talking about how the Tigers deserve this more.

they don’t.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's ok guys.

1 run…only the 3rd inning.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I agree

We’re not gonna lose 1-0 2 years in a row

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

/twins proceed to lose 1-0

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by acablue on Oct 6, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2-0

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

by acablue on Oct 6, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3-0

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

by acablue on Oct 6, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea

but Blacky had one run in 6 2/3 of inning last year and how did that work out for us?

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And really?

“The crowd noise works both ways…a deafening silence here.” Really? These guys suck.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF

BAKER. Christ, settle down.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh dear lord

Baker’s had terrible command so far. absolutely terrible.

by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's just evil.

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by 44FAN on Oct 6, 2009 5:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Well, uh… hmm.

Is it ok to cry now?

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thats the worst part

To a hitter like Miguel Cabrera, you do NOT throw him a strike on that count. Even on a 1-2 count!

by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup...

where is “Big Game” Blackburn when you need him.

by guinness junky on Oct 6, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To a hitter pile of human garbage like Miguel Cabrera, you do NOT throw him a strike on that count. Even on a 1-2 count!

by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

B-Dunce...where are you?!?!

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is where

Twins fans@ the dome need to get on there feet and just scream and yell till there lungs give out anything that will make this dome shake

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 5:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, look at that!

a 3rd out!

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

alright

Tolbert, Punto, Span, I smell runs!

"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver

by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully

Baker can calm down in the dugout…

by tmbleich on Oct 6, 2009 5:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Alright, it's definitely time for...

Ralleye!

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

your ralleye would eat mine alive

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 6, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

darn it,

why couldn’t Cabrera go out drinking last night ?

Johnny Safron, I blame you!

by montanatwinsfan on Oct 6, 2009 5:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this is very clearly all Souhan's fault.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

great minds think alike, I see…

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank God

I can still smoke in this bar.

by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 5:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you must not be in Minnesota...

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately not

But it you want to see the scum of the earth, head to a dive bar in Rapid City, SD at 4 in the afternoon. I’ve heard Round and Round by Ratt 3 times in an hour.

by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

my sympathy…

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Way to go, MattyT!

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tolbert!

Got screwed by the umps with the 2 high strikes (that Baker wasn’t getting) but hey, I’ll take it!

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 5:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My first thought too

That first pitch to Span too, Baker didn’t get anything close to that.

by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

These announcers: "Tolbert's lucky for his speed, but darn, those Tigers players, always ready to get dirty and play hard"

I want Dick and Bert back.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't stand

the TBS announcers

by tmbleich on Oct 6, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on Denaaaaaard!

and really? Talking to Leyland while he’s at bat? Effing lame. Show the game!

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no kidding.

hard to win that way.

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thatta boy, Denard!!!!

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 5:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HERE WE GO O-CAB!!!

You come through here, I’ll take back that other half of bad things I’ve said!

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 6:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what a deal!

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on GOODCABRERA!!!

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well...ok

GoodCab, I guess that was sort of helpful?

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by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon, Joe...

One time, for me.

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by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 6:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Baby Jesus.

seriously, right now. This is the time. RIGHT. NOW.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And anybody

that sais an umpire doesnt lose a game or a season is an idiot!

Perfect example: The game against Detroit when Harris Tagged Granderson but the ump didnt call it and when there was fan interferance on a different play in that game.

Without those mistakes we woulda won the division and would be getting ready to face the Yankees tomorrow night. :)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 6, 2009 6:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MAUER PAUER

As Joe Posnanski would put it.

by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 6:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so the umps AND the announcers are in the Tigers back pockets.

how do we stand a chance??

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no shutout for you, Porcello.

ha!

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey!

There’s one!

"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver

by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 6:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

my title was horrifically vague.

by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

costing us bases

get some guy out there that can move

by ajmargarine on Oct 6, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok, back to you, Baby J.

do something amazing like usual. :)

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

stop being lazy and get a HIT

by ajmargarine on Oct 6, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow, LOUDEST MVP chant yet.

nice!

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Land O' Lakes

It’s the Most Valuable Pour, the MVP of Milk

"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver

by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FREE JASON KUBEL!!!

"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver

by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 6:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Baby J

walked! COME ON KUBES!!!!!!!!!!!!1

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lazy, just walked so he wouldn't have to swing

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 6, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

figures. what a chump.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pleeeeeeeeeease!

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is your time, sir.

by LonghornedTwin on Oct 6, 2009 6:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Kubes.

you want this. YOU NEED THIS.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow.

that was not a strike.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

seriously.

that sucks. Could cost us the game if the calls don’t even out a little more.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

I’m usually not one to complain about umpires and maybe the TV camera distorts the zone slightly, but those DEFINITELY weren’t being called for Baker.

by JTW on Oct 6, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Definitely. Let’s hold ’em now and get back to business.

by LonghornedTwin on Oct 6, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anybody else

getting sick and tired of being hosed by this home plate ump?

"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver

by Daniel Louden on Oct 6, 2009 6:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes.

very much so. Ridiculous.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This ump sucks.

I know that’s what makes baseball baseball but this game is TOO IMPORTANT to be effing around with shitty calls.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok. I probably need to find a new place to watch the game.

There are two middle-ages winos, who look fresh out of the halfway house, downing Keystone light and grinding against the pool table to “White Wedding”

by matty_b on Oct 6, 2009 6:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

seriously, get out while they still let you.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds about as fun as..

…being the only Twins fan in a room of Tigers fans where they are playing country music.

by LonghornedTwin on Oct 6, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CBS says Kepple is warming in the pen.

That has GOT to be an error.

I always loved that one.

by FoulJack on Oct 6, 2009 6:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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