ALDS Game 1: Minnesota Twins @ New York Yankees
Minnesota Twins at New York Yankees, Oct 7, 2009 6:07 PM EDT
First Pitch: 5:07pm CDT
TV: TBS
Radio: Twins Radio Network
Know Thine Enemy: Pinstripe Alley
Last night was awesome. Without a doubt one of the greatest games I've experienced as a Twins fan, and that includes the close of 2006. But that's all over, and it's time to focus on the next challenge, and that comes in the form of the New York Yankees. The dreaded Bombers.
This year the Yanks owned the Twins, with Minnesota going winless in seven meetings. But as I said on my Q&A over at Pinstripe Alley, that was when the Twins were playing some pretty bad baseball and it still took the Yankees needing a last-second hit to earn their victory. Now, the the Twins clicking, this series just might not be the pushover that everyone is expecting.
If the Twins can steal game one, momentum will shift dramatically. Let's go take down Goliath.
Speaking of Goliath, here's our old nemesis Sabathia. He's having a good season, and in his only start against Minnesota went seven strong innings, holding the Twins to one run off three hits and a walk. His walk-to-strikeout ratio is the worst it's been in years, but that doesn't mean he's been bad. Because he hasn't. Sabathia is still a very good pitcher, and his numbers reflect that. His flyball ratio is up slightly as well, with the ground-ball rate down, meaning the potential of damaging extra-base hits goes up. What is interesting about Sabathia this year is that his slider hasn't really been his money pitch. The changeup is still dominant, but this year it's counterpart has been Sabathia's fastball. It will be interesting to see which pitch he goes to when he's looking to put someone away.
Well Brian, this is why you become a major league pitcher. It's been a fantastic debut for you and here's hoping you can pick up your first playoff victory today. We all know what needs to happen here, so godspeed and best of luck. We're all behind you. Partially because we support you, but partially because we're afraid C.C. Sabathia might sit on us. You first.
Lineups
Twins
Denard Span, CF
Orlando Cabrera, SS
Joe Mauer, C
Michael Cuddyer, 1B
Jason Kubel, RF
Delmon Young, LF
Brendan Harris, DH
Matt Tolbert, 3B
Nick Punto, 2B
Yankees
Derek Jeter, SS
Johnny Damon, LF
Mark Teixeira, 1B
Alex Rodriguez, 3B
Hideki Matsui, DH
Jorge Posada, C
Robinson Cano, 2B
Nick Swisher, RF
Melky Cabrera, CF
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Go Twins!
I just hope they relax and play loose.
I get so frustrated when they tighten-up and over-swing, take crazy fielding risks and over-manage against the Yankees. It does nothing but magnifies their “on-paper” advantages.
Embrace the role of the underdog. Do what we did to get here in the first place and we should be able to steal a game or two (or three! :-)).
by DavidRF on Oct 7, 2009 4:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a pretty muderous Yankee starting lineup.
I’m a Yankee fan and I just can’t see you guys pulling this game off. But really, to make this series in your favor, you just need one of these first two. AJ Burnett worries me on Friday, especially since Posada won’t be catching so there is a bat out of the lineup. Add to it that your guys will be rested, and a lot of signs are pointing to game 2 as your chance to steal one in NY.
That isn’t to say this game will be a blowout though. I just don’t like your odds in this one.
by GMan83201 on Oct 7, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I like our odds.
Founding member of the Dick Jauron Fan Club.
by taskersd on Oct 7, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like them too.
Because it’s going to take a miracle.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No one in my life seems to realize the importance of Twins baseball
and are thus forcing me to go to work and possibly a study group thing (which is almost surely not going to happen).
Go Twins! Show NY what MN baseball is all about! :)
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 4:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
tell me about it.
:(
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish Gomez was in CF
and Kubel was DH but whatever. GO TWINS!!!
my floor is looking pretty dirty... BETTER GET OUT THE BROOM!!!
by natetheskate on Oct 7, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It gives Gardy some ability to make moves late in the game
To pinch run for Kubel or pinch hit Morales or Redmond and then let Gomez run for them. Normally during the year I’d like Gomez playing more outfield yes, but gotta do it with Cuddyer at 1B.
"You should enter a ballpark like you enter a church." - Bill "Spaceman" Lee
by Dr. Yogi on Oct 7, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't really get this argument
Don’t start your best guys so in case some situation arises later you can make a move?
I actually think putting Kubel at DH gives you more flexibility, because you don’t have to remove him from the game in order to get your best defenders in there. You still have Casilla to pinch run, and if you want to pinch hit for Gomez, with say Harris, you can still do it, and move Cuddyer to the OF and put Harris at first.
by Eric in Madison on Oct 7, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Gomez brings more defense than Harris brings offense
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on Oct 7, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ron Darling
I’ve read a lot of griping about the TBS team. IMHO, Chip Carey is a goof, but Ron Darling is solid. Most baseball color guys have never read a book; Darling wrote one (well-reviewed by the NYTimes, btw). Note the number of times that Darling makes prescient comments tonight. He sees what’s coming.
And even if Carey is clownish, he still gets a lot less wrong than John Gordon.
by wcooley on Oct 7, 2009 4:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yea but he had
his head so far up Wonder Boys but last night he couldnt remember all that stuff
Also go look at some of the threads last night and c all the comments posted about his idiotic quotes during the game like
Both teams have done such a good job coming back against the Tiger
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
I thought Darling was AWFUL last night. Grating voice, and he made Gladden sound like a thinking, progressive baseball mind. I grew up listening to Chip’s dad and grandpa on TBS and WGN, so I have a soft spot for him to begin with, and I thought he was passable.
I will hear no more bad mouthing of John Gordon, good sir.
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on Oct 7, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
John Gordon is a saint.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't mind Caray yesterday
well, perhaps it was because I wasn’t hearing him because I was so busy hating every word out of Darling’s mouth. He sucks.
by ajmargarine on Oct 7, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When Carey said the sac fly by Casilla
was a base hit. I wanted to murder him.
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That Casilla tried to score on rather
Sorry. Really hungover.
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no way!
from all the non-drinking that went on last night?
That call was terrible. Gave the entire state of MN a heart attack, I’m sure.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's bad.
I ran into some guy in Twins garb, and did shots until around midnight, then stumbled to my workplace and slept in my office.
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
in the land of fried cheese curds…a heart attack is just a matter of time
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey...
the land of fried cheese curds is one state over, thankyouverymuch.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's funny I've only had them in MN
I only went across the boarder b/c their bar time was one hour later.
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Darling had a lot of gaffs last night--clearly unprepared
I didn’t mind Carey so much.
Gordon is the worst. If there was any doubt of that, it was completely erased over the weekend, when they called maybe 10% of the balls and strikes and spent the rest of the time chatting.
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on Oct 7, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I completely agree about Gordon
and I know our opinion is in the minority. He makes a lot of exciting calls, but they’re far outnumbered by irritating gaffes. The listener is often left completely in the dark as to what’s going on when Gordon’s calling the game.
by Mike I on Oct 7, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did he really write a book?
or did he “write” a book like Sarah Palin just did?
regardless, the TBS crew were pretty much homers for Detroit last night and hard to listen to. My favorite though is going on about how much the win would have meant to the city of Detroit…what does that have to do with anything?
I hope they get better as the playoffs continue (and I hope they realize there are just too many days off in the postseason)
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I disagree that they were homers for Detroit
and think your bias is coloring your view. Darling is an announcer—by definition he’s going to annoy you, and he isn’t a Twins expert. But I thought he was OK. He actually is very smart. Went to Yale. Dropped a completely obscure Dag Hammarskjold reference on the air yesterday—how many guys bring that?
by Eric in Madison on Oct 7, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dennis Miller?
I can’t imagine him doing a baseball game though… :-)
by DavidRF on Oct 7, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good and valid points
and I seem to remember him broadcasting before but I also don’t remember being so annoyed by him.
maybe the pressure of the game got to me?
but my feelings that they were pulling for Detroit only made the win feel that much better so I guess a negative = a positive for me.
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just goes to show...
Over at BYB we thought he and Carey were kissing up to the Twins excessively.
That, and the fact that Carey seriously needs a thesaurus. One thing I won’t miss is the 1200 references to “fisting”. At least he switched it up in extra innings to mention “spanking” once. Freudian much?
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by ahtrap on Oct 7, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sarah Palin wrote a book
Ergo, it doesn’t take a genius to write a book.
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on Oct 7, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Twins
are not at a disadvantage contraire to what other people think.
I have a simple philosphy for the playoffs. It doesnt matter what you did in the regular season (excluding that you had to win games to get there). Once you’re in the playoffs everything is different. There is so much adreniline, and you can’t predict a damn thing!
Look at the ‘87 Twins, as much as i hate to say it ’06 Tiggers, ’06 Cards, 07 Bo-Sox.
So I honestly believe the Twins will shock the world and take down the Yankees!!!!
And if you dont even just a sliver believe that then you have no faith in the Twins because i will admit and say that I DID write them off once Morneau got injured and that’s y i have so much faith. Good Luck Twins
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 4:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Was this supposed to be analysis?
Because it looks like a plea to the Baseball Gods.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you supposed to be a poster?
Because you look like a troll.
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You may want to find another example
The 2007 Red Sox had the best record in the major leagues during the regular season.
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on Oct 7, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry meant the 04 Red Sox
when they were down 3 games to 0
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is important to remember
that a 103 win team is only about an 80% favorite against a .500 team. The Yankees are likely a 70ish percent favorite, but it’s much more possible than people think.
I still think the Yankees win though.
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http://thecollegehockeyblog.com
by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the Twins are playing with house money now
just go out there and have fun…everyone is expecting 3 and out but I say fight for a split and see what happens.
If you have to play the Yankees in the playoffs, better in a short series where anything can happen.
I’m probably going to get killed for that logic but it works for me.
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
my floor is looking pretty dirty... BETTER GET OUT THE BROOM!!!
by natetheskate on Oct 7, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
from the startrib
“(*) Gardenhire said he tried to find a way to get Alexi Casilla in the lineup. Casilla is 9-for-13 (.692) in his career off CC Sabathia. Gardenhire said he didn’t want to stick Casilla at third base tonight. Another option would have been second base, as Nick Punto is 6-for-36 (.167) off Sabathia.”
so of course Casilla is left out of the lineup?!?
Gardy’s love of LNP knows no limits…
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 4:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Also nonsensical
Why would he have to stick Casilla at third base? Did Punto get some sort of third base amnesia in the two years since he was the starter there?
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on Oct 7, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
play Harris at 3B and DH CASILLA!!!! lolz
by ajmargarine on Oct 7, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, 4 errors in one game is definitely what you want against the Yankees :)
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just can't....stay.....away.....
byb-er here…hope you don’t mind me popping in on occasion the rest of your season….
Just wanted to point out that Orlando Cabrera was on the 2004 Red Sox squad, he might know a thing or two about taking down the evil empire….
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by ahtrap on Oct 7, 2009 4:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he has been trained in the way of the force?
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He thinks the ball into his glove, like he did with Ordonez last night
That ball was headed out and he willed it into a DP.
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on Oct 7, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go Twins!
After that amazing game last night, I gotta root for you guys this year. I hope you take down the Skankees, and show them it’s not all about payroll. My own beloved team (Orioles) arn’t anywhere near the playoffs this year (or for the past 12 years for that matter). Either way, just wanted to throw in my support with you guys – here’s hoping you win!
by NewYorkOriole on Oct 7, 2009 4:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank You for the Support
I wonder how many fans of other teams are suppporting the Yankees?
Probably not many.
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah, the curse of Jeffrey Maier
may it soon be lifted
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by ahtrap on Oct 7, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope so!
That one single event was the beginning of my hatred of the Yankees – I can still remember my entire family watching that game and yelling at the screen. haha
Yeah Brain Matusz is looking good, and I’m actually pretty hopeful for next year (here’s to a .500 finish!), despite our 64-98 finish this year.
And as far as Andy MacPhail – yeah he’s been awesome, most of O’s fans have complete faith in him and his moves after some of the trades he’s pulled off. I just hope our owner (not my favorite – but at least he hasn’t sold the naming rights to Camden Yards) let’s him do his job….
by NewYorkOriole on Oct 7, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good young talent
and former Twins GM…I could see the rise of Bmore once again.
thank you for the support…
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let us go on to New York
and gain victory of the storied Yankees. Let us score more runs than they do while holding them to less runs than we score. Gain the victory noble Twins. Pitch the ball well, hit the ball well, field the ball well. Let us win, win, win.
by ajmargarine on Oct 7, 2009 5:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, since we are in the wind tunnel of Yankee Stadium...
Let’s hit five consecutive home runs!
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes Sir
Cabana
Mauer
Cuddyer
Kubel
Young
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes!
You said the magic words.
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on Oct 7, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
One quick word before the game to all the Twinkie Town regualrs;
Let’s all work together tonight. Let’s try not to get sucked into trolling or baiting. It is already happening above in this thread. We love our Twins, and lots of new folks will be here tonight. (Some already chatting it up) Lets not get nasty or negative, and LETS ENJOY THE GAME.
PLAYOFFS BASEBALL!
I always loved that one.
by FoulJack on Oct 7, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry about that.
I’ll try to not take my crankiness out on the Yankee fans.
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No worries.
I just like our vibe here and don’t want to get off our game.
I always loved that one.
by FoulJack on Oct 7, 2009 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw some guy in the hall as I was walking to class today, and he happened to be wearing a Yankees hat and a Robinson Cano jersey. Things did not end well for him.
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by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
poor guy...
a Yankees fan. :(
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
I may have yelled to him that he was an effing (word that starts with f)
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by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fetch9
taking all comers…
that was not meant to be dirty
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was not meant to be dirty
we all believe you
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so glad you do…
sarcasm font and the game hasn’t even started…
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can never misuse sarcasm font
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
There are 5 things i hate in life
1. Packers
2. White Sox
3. Yankees
4. Ron Darling/Marsh
5. Ignorant Fans that have no business here
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
There are 5 things i hate in life
1. Packers
2. White Sox
3. Yankees
4. Ron Darling/Marsh
5. Ignorant Fans that have no business here
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
does this mean all my pictures need to be rate G tonight?
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
Just be nice.
I always loved that one.
by FoulJack on Oct 7, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Minnesota Nice
(Which means passive aggressive)
I always loved that one.
by FoulJack on Oct 7, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because I'm not above repeating jokes
Tonight’s pitching matchup: Brian Duensing, who went to Nebraska, vs. CC Sabathia, who is the size of Nebraska
http://twinkietalk.com
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by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 5:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Onion's take on the Yankees
http://www.theonion.com/content/sports_fan/on_the_yankees_clinching_the
“It’s a shame they had to stitch together all the available championship T-shirts for CC Sabathia.”
by DavidRF on Oct 7, 2009 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Threadjack:
I was really hoping the Rockies could beat that a-hole Cliff Lee today. Oh well.
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 5:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Complete game shut out on the line for Lee
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahh, they lost?!
:(
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How insane do you think B-Dunce is feeling right now?
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
insanely good I hope?
That’s how I hope he pitches tonight
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2003 and 2004
didn’t go too well despite Sandy Koufax II taking the mound for us on Game 1.
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Brian Duensing era. We’re the Marty McFly of major league baseball and we just crashed the Under the Sea prom. Lets have fun tonight and see what happens.
my floor is looking pretty dirty... BETTER GET OUT THE BROOM!!!
by natetheskate on Oct 7, 2009 5:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so, uh, he's going to have an awesome, groundbreaking solo performance
(meaning, no run support) and then he’s going to go on too long on stage leaving everyone wondering what he’s doing up there (meaning Gardenhire leaves him in two batters too long)?
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by ahtrap on Oct 7, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha
my floor is looking pretty dirty... BETTER GET OUT THE BROOM!!!
by natetheskate on Oct 8, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Use the force Brian

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on Oct 7, 2009 5:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Twins have zero chance!
Have fun getting swept!
rip nicky a!
by Static Shock on Oct 7, 2009 5:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
very classy sir
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
by 33MorneauMVP on Oct 7, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
says the guy named after a cartoon character
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by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Static shock" is a cartoon character?
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
try google "static shock"
… then compare with his avatar
by DavidRF on Oct 7, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
googling is pretty impossible
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by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is this "googling" you speak of?
Can I eat it?
Can it eat me?
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
I used to watch his show on Cartoon Network. lol
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was probably 10 years old
mentally…
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
was or is?
Zero chance? Why bother playing then. Might as well forfeit now.
by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks for the offer…I don’t think the Twins will take you up on it.
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know I was being sarcastic
right? Twins are 0-7 against the NYY. Chances are they won’t be 0-10 soon.
by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know it's cool...
I really believe that the Twins have a chance here. They can play loose, they can just get after it…geez is that enough cliches from me?
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree
they are the hot team coming in, playing with confidence. These guys are all pros, too. Sure the Yanks field a daunting lineup. But they can obviously be beat, especially in a five-game series.
by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactly....
if you have to face the Yankees, better in the short series. Anything can happen in a five game series…
Twins need a split and then the pressure will be on…
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we should notify you about sarcasm font!
we're extra sincere when we use this font...
by DavidRF on Oct 7, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah
a special font would take away all the fun, like adding a footnote. Oh wait, are you being sarcastic?
by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
so was I. Now, how does one get this special font? Is there one for litote and hyperbole too?
by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
put your text between @ symbols...
one liners only (doesn’t wrap)
try preview to test it out…
by DavidRF on Oct 7, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
too inflected
Can’t we be sarcastic without the @ @?
by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh they have a chance.
What irritates me is the attitude that if they lose, it means nothing.
But if they win, the Yankees are going to be goats.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're entitled to your opinion
But don’t be a Troll!!
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
have fun jinxing your team
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha exactly!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
by 33MorneauMVP on Oct 7, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ohh we can only hope.
sweet, sweet vengeance.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cuz we all no
how funny it’d be if the Yankees got swept!!!!!!
They’d have to eat those words forever!!!!!!
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah playoffs
It feels nice watch extra(extra) baseball!
by Hjorvarthr on Oct 7, 2009 5:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We're going to need an overflow thread by the first inning.
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 5:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah I know
this is really quite impressive!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
by 33MorneauMVP on Oct 7, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hordes of both sides
true fans and the damn trolls!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
by 33MorneauMVP on Oct 7, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fischean has always been here
oh, you said hordes. My bad.
haha sorry, I had to.
http://twinkietalk.com
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by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha, wow.
I can’t even be mad, that was nicely executed.
Douche.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
wow!
fetch really is taking on all comers…
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually I heard it was fischean that took on all comers
rim shot
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
try the veal…don’t forget to tip your waitress
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to leave now...
heading into a baseball-less world. Be sad for me. :(
GO TWINS!!!!
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought you werent going
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah...I have to work still.
study group deal is totally not happening.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if college=school, then yes. :\
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well someone here last night was like
3 and a half hours late last night lol
Well thank you
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and P.S. I love your signature!
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the world is dimished by your absence.
We will bravely carry on.
Just kidding; take care of yourself.
Hope you get a bit of the game updates.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
R u a Yanks fan??????
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
I’m a Yankees owner.
I own .002% of the team.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So uhhhhh
hows that workin out for ya???
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
based on the blogs he is submitted to and the number of
comments on each blog, I say he is a Seattle Mariners fan. I have no idea where the Yanks fan came from?
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
by 33MorneauMVP on Oct 7, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well earlier
someone said " I like our odds" (meaning Yankees) and Terrekain said " I do too its gonna take a mirracle" so i assumed he was a Yanks fan.
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to work for the Mariners.
And that’s about as specific as I’ll get.
That organization began to go down the tubes beginning in 2000, and I got out of dodge long before the roof crashed in 2003
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh gotcha
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The ideal lineup for tonights game
1. Span – RF
2. Cabrera – SS
3. Mauer – C
4. Cuddyer – 1B
5. Kubel – DH
6. Young – LF
7. Gomez – CF
8. Casilla – 2B
9. Punto – 3B
We need the defense tonight especially in the outfield! 50MPH winds isn’t going to do so well for the outfield we have now. I would give up Harris/Morales’ bat tonight for the defense of Gomez.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
by 33MorneauMVP on Oct 7, 2009 5:37 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah I think Morales should be used as a late inning PH option
he’s done well in those situations
by Hjorvarthr on Oct 7, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree
But has anything about the Twins lineup during this run made sense?
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gardy's lineups are an art, not a science
Similar to astrology.
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your boys have to be especially careful in left field.
Right field induces a “range wind” so you just have to worry about the ball “taking off” on a true trajectory. But considering how short the porch is, it shouldn’t be a problem since anything over your head is a Homerun.
However, LEFT field induces a “cross-wind” and left fielders can be EASILY fooled by turning the wrong way, then lose the ball as it peels, or straightens (counteracting the slice) due to the cross-wind.
Good Luck.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It may not be as much of a Home-field advantage
for Left-fielders as your Metrodome.
But there are quirks in the new Yankee Stadium to watch out for in this game [and this wind].
Hell, even Damon hasn’t figured it all out yet.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've found
a good pic i think to show my feelings toward the Yankees i think it may be some of you guys too.
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks you
BTW i have a good pic that i’ll post when then game starts if on ok.
If you liked this one you’ll love the next one
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
rec'd!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
unre'd
just noticed the BoSox logo
BOOOOOO!!!!!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let the bunting begin!
Over/ Under on bunts to CC? I’ll set it at 2.5
by DaTwins on Oct 7, 2009 5:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Over
7
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
2 for basehits, 5 overmanaged sac bunt attempts
by ajmargarine on Oct 7, 2009 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well...
In betting on anything over 2, you’re betting that this will turn into a pitcher’s duel.
I’m betting that the Yankees will make this a slugfest (especially in this ballpark).
Yes, there might be an early sac-bunt to get a team to an early lead, but if the Yankees are having their usual run-production, I think 2-3 is a safe bet.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2.5 is probably good
I’d say over, predicting 3
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Think of the irony of that statement. “Over but not 7 that would be crazy”
7 Games the Twins were down in early September but that woulb be crazy if they came back. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. :)
Lets Go TWINS!
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Minnesota would love to play the spoiler tonight."
Not sure which announcer said that. Sure, the Twins might be underdogs, but spoiler?
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Spoiler implies we've already been eliminated...
by DavidRF on Oct 7, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All Comments made by Ron Darling
Imply that he’s an idiot
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
another good one
“Who knows what will happen tonight? Maybe we’ll see a Nick Punto home run”
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think there is a lot more pressure on New York
and we all know how ol’ CC responds to a playoff atmosphere.
In 2006, after that huge season, there was more pressure on us than Oakland, they played loose and gave us the boot.
We were supposed to send them home fairly quickly.
Sound familiar?
So I think we have a much better chance than most people think.
one more thing, GO TWINS!!!!!!
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by thewild_viking_twins on Oct 7, 2009 6:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If you havnt noticed i strongly dislike the Yankees and like making fun of them

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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Who said Jeter's never been injected
with something that raises testosterone?
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a little surprised Casilla isn't starting tonight.
9-13 against Sabathia.
by benhertz on Oct 7, 2009 6:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Are Yankee fans retarted??
Who chants a guys name if hes not even up to bat, has made a great play in the game or even batting in that half of the inning for that matter?
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
aren't you listening to the announcers? they just explained it
by ajmargarine on Oct 7, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea my bad
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Umm I guess
the announcers explained it as “roll-calling” Where they chant every guys name.
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's an intro chant by the bleacher creatures
Kind of a warm-up in every game so that all those millionaires in the luxury seats know who’s on the field.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SUPER SPAN!!!!
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
great at bat
even taking the double out of it. We need some more of those
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by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 6:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice one by Span
Not just getting the double, but the working the count
by Hjorvarthr on Oct 7, 2009 6:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SBJ TIME!
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Joe Mauer is batting, everyone!
Runner on 2nd base, 1 out.
by benhertz on Oct 7, 2009 6:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not our baby Jesus though...
he’s too nice. :-)
by DavidRF on Oct 7, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ "365"
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyhow know how to listen to the twins in Des Moines?
On the radio I mean.
by MNPundit on Oct 7, 2009 6:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hate this place.
All they show is pointless National League games.
by MNPundit on Oct 7, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If there's an ESPN radio affiliate in the area
the game is carried on there.
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does WNAX 570 AM (Yankton, SD) reach Des Moines?
by benhertz on Oct 7, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not on the radio
But you can sign up here to watch it online.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big at-bat there.
Big K.
Great match-up.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SBJ!
Wat Happened?
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
any streams?
JustinTV just went out. Maybe John HodgmanTV?
by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
CC's diet of White Castle sliders is also pretty nasty.
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ 35
(typical amount of sliders consumed by CC)
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
CC in a swimsuit is nasty= Definite Fact
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's Unfortante
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
embarrassing
The middle of our lineup just looked silly
by DaTwins on Oct 7, 2009 6:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
shame no one could get Span home
Still used up 22 pitches on Sabathia, not bad
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
At least they didn't go down 1-2-3 in quick fashion
let’s go Duensing!
by Hjorvarthr on Oct 7, 2009 6:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear Twins
sit on the fastball, it’s pretty straight. K thanks.
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by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 6:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You sound like a parody of a Yankees fan
right there
by Mike I on Oct 7, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not compared to Rick Porcello
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ 100
LOL
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Porcello faced Jeter and had a 12 pitch at bat
Caray would have to change his pants.
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Porcello Faced Jeter and Jeter got a hit
it’d b “Hes only 20 years old”
but if Porcello faced Jeter and got him out Darling would be getting the mouthwash ready. :)
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so apparently these guys don't do in game threads on ther site?
by Cody_3_twins on Oct 7, 2009 6:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The fact that Duensing had that good of an ERA with that terrible of a defense is awesome
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by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 6:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"Fisted out of play by Damon"
there goes Darling again
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Unbelievable.
It’s been 5 pitches already and Damon hasn’t broken his bat yet.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 6:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
These pop flies make me nervous tonight
is it still really windy there?
by Mike I on Oct 7, 2009 6:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
finally able to escape to my office ... and lock the door,
AAAAAAAArgh! Not Ron Darling Again!
by montanatwinsfan on Oct 7, 2009 6:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
At least the strike zone is normal in this game.
Your game against the Tigers saw a strike zone that was out of whack.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 6:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Contrary to what Darling said,
Girardi doesn’t “send” Jeter on a 1-2 count.
Jeter’s on his own as far as stealing bases.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 6:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Duensing made some good pitches that inning
I’m vaguely encouraged
by Eric in Madison on Oct 7, 2009 6:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Take that Jeter!
your efforts were wasted! SUCK IT
by DaTwins on Oct 7, 2009 6:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Duensing gets through 1
Go B-Dunce!

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Booooo
He’s a Twin dont make fun of him. lol
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha just making fun of his name
some things you can’t resist
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
true true
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice!
i think he meant he put the Yanks in the corner
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my bad my friend
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow A-Roid has
only produced 1 time in october and that is supposed child on the way.
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait
for that obnoxious A-rod unclutch theme to resurface in the NY papers this week.
by Mike I on Oct 7, 2009 6:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ummmmm
These days who is a true Yankee??
Not very many.
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Kubes
lets show Captain Cheeseburger what’s up.
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lefties are not Kubels friends
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Kubel's
being a grammar nazi to myself
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's hit them better this year
especially later in the season. But yes, this is a fact.
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think i read he’s batting .240 against lefties
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Delmon Young is batting, everyone!
Mr. Power.
by benhertz on Oct 7, 2009 6:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he’s got flame tattoos on his arms…super power!
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kubes can't hit lefties
He might not be too useful today.
by Mike I on Oct 7, 2009 6:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If he's trying to pull Sabathia
(and he did there), it’s going to be a long night for him.
He might be thinking aboiut that short porch too much.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Forrest Whitaker pitching?
Looks like it streaming
by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 6:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Going after that first pitch fastball might not be a bad idea for Delmon today
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by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 6:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
May the force be with us!!!
Destroy the evil empire!!! _1991_Screenshots/Star_Wars_(NES)_1991_163_Level_10_X-Wing_on_the_Death_Star.png)
GO TWINS!!!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The target area (Yankee Stadium) is only 2 meters wide. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the stadium.
That’s impossible! Even for a computer!
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not impossible
I used to shoot little league fields that size back home on Tattooine
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
beat me to it
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not impossible
I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They’re not much bigger than two meters.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someones a little full of themselves

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We would get nothing accomplished if all we did was bring up embarrassing A-Rod stuff
it would take so long.
by JTW on Oct 7, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's low.
I mean, we all do that. Am I right guys?
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everytime I see Morneau I expect him to have a large messy beard
since he was shut down
by Hjorvarthr on Oct 7, 2009 6:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
playoff beard!
he is a hockey fan after all…
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
matty_b
You back in the dive bar with the dancing winos again? I was worried maybe you hadn’t made it out of there alive yesterday
by Knut on Oct 7, 2009 6:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately not.
I’m watching at home tonight. I don’t even want to smell booze right now.
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nasty nasty stuff
of course since it was Delmon, it looks like a normal guy is pitching
by Hjorvarthr on Oct 7, 2009 6:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice
Harris
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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Who's that fatty
playing CF for the Yanks. Is that Melky? Geez.
by Mike I on Oct 7, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey CC half off hot dogs in the stands
better go get some
by Hjorvarthr on Oct 7, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Here comes the meat of the order
and by meat I mean bologna
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
huh?
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well a single
but everyone knows the singles brings the ladies…sorry trying too hard…they can’t all be comedy gold
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that one was comedy gold
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe try the ovaltine routine next time
Just a thought. Costanza!
by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's ok. Besides,
If you liked it, then you should’ve put a rec’d on it.
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh i get it
well it was pretty good when you think about it
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not even then
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks
it’s like british humor, you gotta think about it…right Jesse…ah nevermind
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No wonder
I don’t understand Benny Hill
by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*cricket chirps*
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will you
explain what the advantages and disadvantages are to owning a team? Please
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's that have to do with it?
Advantages?
You get invited to shareholder’s meetings to cuss out the management.
Disadvantages?
You forget to attend the meetings you spent $50,000 to join.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
way to put that in play..
tough pitch, and a nice play by that effer
by Cody_3_twins on Oct 7, 2009 6:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Yankees are so good it's not even fair
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
by acablue on Oct 7, 2009 6:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
imagine if Rick Porcello was a Yankee
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Imagine if Rick Porcello was only 20 years old
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha right when you said that
Darling was all over Porcello again
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He should just ask him out already.
He knows you like him Ron.
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather
imagine Carl Pavano beating the Yanks…can you imagine how pissed Yankee fans would be?
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a site for Twins fans
You want Pinstripe Alley
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm neither a Yankees fan nor Twins fan
Just a baseball fan.
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
by acablue on Oct 7, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for clogging our site
WIth negative comments then
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not being negative
Just making an observation. I’m actually rooting for the Twins.
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
by acablue on Oct 7, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
besides sometimes
negative = truth
by montanatwinsfan on Oct 7, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes
Negativity = Not welcome
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good job Duenskers
hideki always scares me…wonder why
see Brad Radke
by Cody_3_twins on Oct 7, 2009 6:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
is that
a Salmon colored suit on Sagar?
by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 6:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There goes Darling again with the Porcello Comments!
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There's no need to bring up Porcello!
forget you TBS guys!
by Hjorvarthr on Oct 7, 2009 6:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
anyone got a TBS feed on MLB.com that isn't positioned on home plate only?
frustrating. Probably just switch to Gordon and Gladden.
by montanatwinsfan on Oct 7, 2009 6:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
why listen to Darling if all I egt is home plate vision.
by montanatwinsfan on Oct 7, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fire up the hamster wheel and turn on the TV, son
by ajmargarine on Oct 7, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta drive home from work for that,,,
where do you think I live Minnesota luxury land
by montanatwinsfan on Oct 7, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A.K.A.
I forgot the hamster at home : (
by montanatwinsfan on Oct 7, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thought I saw the hamster
in that A Rod photo. He’s juicing man.
by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or,
let me situp real quick and pull the hamster out…
by montanatwinsfan on Oct 7, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you know the Twins defense in the outfield is outstanding?
according to Darling. Personally, I would rank Twins D this way -
Span – Great
Young – Great
Kubel – Great
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Idiot comment again
“Theres a future batting champion” ( meaning Robinson Cano)
How do you win a batting title with SBJ in the same league as you?
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dunce-K
is pitching like he’s 20 years old out there.
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's go LNP!
make those Yankees fans hate you like the Tigers fans do!
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hey Twins, if Cleveland can do this...
we gotta get some runs…
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 6:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
posting picture FAIL
stupid work firewall
by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not coming up.
even when i hit show picture
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Punto, you've got a bat in your hands
SWING
by Hjorvarthr on Oct 7, 2009 6:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I like making Captian Cheeseburger work though.
43 pitches already
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK
We’re back to the whacky strike zone.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 6:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LNP LNP LNP
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The one swing he does make
He gets a single!
by Hjorvarthr on Oct 7, 2009 6:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just got home.
How’s the boys lookin?
by Evan in North Dakota on Oct 7, 2009 6:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yanquis still suck
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dont know,
I got the radio on.
by montanatwinsfan on Oct 7, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the Nick Punto
everyone loves to hate. Nice!
by Mike I on Oct 7, 2009 6:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Heres 1 bunt i think
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lmao
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
gained 20 years of youth though...
so that he could hit the buffet line another 12,000 times?
by montanatwinsfan on Oct 7, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ummm
Question: Wasnt Giradi there last year?
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
8-9-1-2 hitters
should bunt every time to get into Captain Cheeseburger’s head…
by guinness junky on Oct 7, 2009 6:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DP
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ooooohhhhhhhh
I’m the spoiler now!
by montanatwinsfan on Oct 7, 2009 6:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, it's early.
I don’t blame Gardenhire for playing for a big inning considering the Yankee lineup.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 6:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"I don't think anyone has made the transition from short to third better than A-Rod."
Um. Didn’t he have 30+ errors last year?
by Evan in North Dakota on Oct 7, 2009 6:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lol lol
Did Darling make that comment?
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Sigh)
I fel bad for him because he makes such idiotic comments but he’ll come around eventually when he gets off 20 year old Rick Porcello.
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
10 errors.
He’s an average fielder with a great arm and UZR.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it only took him like 4 years
to put up an average fielding season there. GREAT TRANSITION!
by Mike I on Oct 7, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
New thread someone?
Someone with computer skillz. A.K.A., not me.
by montanatwinsfan on Oct 7, 2009 7:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
if there are no moderators here
I will do it after the top 3rd is over
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we need to hope his cholesterol gets him first
by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+250
(CC’s cholesteral level)
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
double
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice! 2 on 2 out!
I always loved that one.
by FoulJack on Oct 7, 2009 7:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
C'Mon Cuddy!
Bring ’em home!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
CC pwns n00b
See, negativity works.
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
by acablue on Oct 7, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES!!!!!!!
CUDDY
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOO!!!! CUDDY!!!!
1-0!!!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good time for a patented 3 run homer by Kubel.
by benhertz on Oct 7, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice
Where is that troll now who said there is “zero chance”?
by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BEHOLD THE RALLEYE WALLEYE
don’t stop now, c’mon kubel
by ajmargarine on Oct 7, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MAUER!!!!
2-0!!!!!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
2-0!
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mauer does ALL the little things!
BEAST MODE!
by DaTwins on Oct 7, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kubes wasn't waving him him in frantically
like he should have been
by ajmargarine on Oct 7, 2009 7:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
we absolutely cannot do an overflow thread right now
http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com
by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 7:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OOOHHH YUCK!
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your wife?
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not a good pic choice
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sometimes in life,
the choices are made for you.
by montanatwinsfan on Oct 7, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
3rd inning and no overflow yet?
geez, you guys are slacking
Official BYB Juju Consultant...now accepting rally creature applications!
by ahtrap on Oct 7, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Go WWGTD?
overflow us
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Were waiting and dont be a TROLL!
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
geez, sorry...is this better?
geez, you guys are slacking
Official BYB Juju Consultant...now accepting rally creature applications!
by ahtrap on Oct 7, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that font a TT only thing, or SBnation wide, anyway?
Official BYB Juju Consultant...now accepting rally creature applications!
by ahtrap on Oct 7, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
System-wide.
Cubs fans have a much different use for it though.
by chilango2 on Oct 7, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We do it at rock chalk talk, too
http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com
by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's not trolling
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our bullpen is loaded.
So that’s not of critical concern.
Gotta hand it to you though.
Getting CC’s pitch count up after last night’s grueling game takes heart.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Question:
Do you guys have Joba in there considering the way the schedule is played out?
When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, at least Kubel is still pulling off.
Still early.
I’m not too worried.
Yankees will have their second look at Duensing this inning.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Posada
The 2nd coming of Chuck Knoblauch?
Twitter - @MAD_Marvin
by Hit4TheCycle on Oct 7, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cabrera's impersonation of Jeter.
Fail.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mauer's a big guy
As good as he is, he typically doesn’t get down to block the ball.
by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
greetings folks
indians fan here.
u guys represent AL CENTRAL
i’m rooting for TWINS
let’s go TWINS
let’s kick some YANKS
by big2 on Oct 7, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no letting cc off the hook. Time to work up that pitch count.
by spinz on Oct 7, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Angel fan checking in
I think these guys on TBS need to cool it with their blatant lust for the Yankees.
“No Twin has really had a good swing on CC.”
They have 2 doubles and 2 runs, assholes.
“Jeter sends one deep into the New York night! Oh man, that’s gone!”
Settle down, it just tied the game. It might as well be 0-0.
The only magic number now is #34
by Teixeira Who? on Oct 7, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We’re all pulling so hard for you guys out in Southern California. Today, I drove past a house that had both an Angels and Twins flag flying.
We also feel your pain with the east coast bias, we have to listen to ESPN gush about Boston tomorrow. I’m going to scream if I have to hear one more comment about “The Angels have something to prove.”
The only magic number now is #34
by Teixeira Who? on Oct 7, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey lads! We have a typhoon here in Japan but we haven't lost the internet connection
"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. See, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it . . ."
by Skippy tastes better than Jiff on Oct 7, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
...and lasses :-)
"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. See, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it . . ."
by Skippy tastes better than Jiff on Oct 7, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
My only complaint so far is Delmon Young 6 pitches 6 swings
"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. See, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it . . ."
by Skippy tastes better than Jiff on Oct 7, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
At the risk of being a total n00b/jerkoff/'that guy'...
Does anyone have any idea where the Twins are staying in Manhattan, or where they usually stay? I’m assuming it’s in some swank Midtown/Times Square vicinity hotel. Reason I’m asking is, no, I am not a 16 year old girl trying to marry Joe Mauer… My niece and nephew are in town from MN (I live in NYC), and since I can’t afford 3 tickets without taking out a 2nd mortgage (only half kidding…) I know they would love nothing more than to catch a glimpse of, maybe even get an autograph from a Twinkie. Obviously I’m not trying to stalk anyone or invade anyone’s privacy; just trying to be a nice uncle. If I knew what hotel they might be staying in…maybe we might have lunch across the street…and maybe we might see ol’ Cuddy Buddy out for a stroll… just sayin’ :)
by J Lo Biafra on Oct 8, 2009 2:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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