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ALDS Game 1: Minnesota Twins @ New York Yankees

Minnesota Twins at New York Yankees, Oct 7, 2009 6:07 PM EDT


First Pitch:  5:07pm CDT
TV:  TBS
Radio:  Twins Radio Network
Know Thine Enemy:  Pinstripe Alley

Last night was awesome.  Without a doubt one of the greatest games I've experienced as a Twins fan, and that includes the close of 2006.  But that's all over, and it's time to focus on the next challenge, and that comes in the form of the New York Yankees.  The dreaded Bombers.

This year the Yanks owned the Twins, with Minnesota going winless in seven meetings.  But as I said on my Q&A over at Pinstripe Alley, that was when the Twins were playing some pretty bad baseball and it still took the Yankees needing a last-second hit to earn their victory.  Now, the the Twins clicking, this series just might not be the pushover that everyone is expecting.

If the Twins can steal game one, momentum will shift dramatically.  Let's go take down Goliath.


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - CC Sabathia 19-8 34 34 2 1 0 0 230.0 197 96 86 18 67 197 3.37 1.15

Speaking of Goliath, here's our old nemesis Sabathia.  He's having a good season, and in his only start against Minnesota went seven strong innings, holding the Twins to one run off three hits and a walk.  His walk-to-strikeout ratio is the worst it's been in years, but that doesn't mean he's been bad.  Because he hasn't.  Sabathia is still a very good pitcher, and his numbers reflect that.  His flyball ratio is up slightly as well, with the ground-ball rate down, meaning the potential of damaging extra-base hits goes up.  What is interesting about Sabathia this year is that his slider hasn't really been his money pitch.  The changeup is still dominant, but this year it's counterpart has been Sabathia's fastball.  It will be interesting to see which pitch he goes to when he's looking to put someone away.


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Brian Duensing 5-2 24 9 0 0 0 0 84.0 84 37 34 7 31 53 3.64 1.37

Well Brian, this is why you become a major league pitcher.  It's been a fantastic debut for you and here's hoping you can pick up your first playoff victory today.  We all know what needs to happen here, so godspeed and best of luck.  We're all behind you.  Partially because we support you, but partially because we're afraid C.C. Sabathia might sit on us.  You first.

Lineups

Twins
Denard Span, CF
Orlando Cabrera, SS
Joe Mauer, C
Michael Cuddyer, 1B
Jason Kubel, RF
Delmon Young, LF
Brendan Harris, DH
Matt Tolbert, 3B
Nick Punto, 2B

Yankees
Derek Jeter, SS
Johnny Damon, LF
Mark Teixeira, 1B
Alex Rodriguez, 3B
Hideki Matsui, DH
Jorge Posada, C
Robinson Cano, 2B
Nick Swisher, RF
Melky Cabrera, CF

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Go Twins!

I just hope they relax and play loose.

I get so frustrated when they tighten-up and over-swing, take crazy fielding risks and over-manage against the Yankees. It does nothing but magnifies their “on-paper” advantages.

Embrace the role of the underdog. Do what we did to get here in the first place and we should be able to steal a game or two (or three! :-)).

by DavidRF on Oct 7, 2009 4:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's a pretty muderous Yankee starting lineup.

I’m a Yankee fan and I just can’t see you guys pulling this game off. But really, to make this series in your favor, you just need one of these first two. AJ Burnett worries me on Friday, especially since Posada won’t be catching so there is a bat out of the lineup. Add to it that your guys will be rested, and a lot of signs are pointing to game 2 as your chance to steal one in NY.

That isn’t to say this game will be a blowout though. I just don’t like your odds in this one.

by GMan83201 on Oct 7, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like our odds.

Founding member of the Dick Jauron Fan Club.

by taskersd on Oct 7, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like them too.

Because it’s going to take a miracle.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

x3

Thanks for being civil though

by WITwinsfan on Oct 7, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No one in my life seems to realize the importance of Twins baseball

and are thus forcing me to go to work and possibly a study group thing (which is almost surely not going to happen).

Go Twins! Show NY what MN baseball is all about! :)

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 4:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

tell me about it.

:(

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish Gomez was in CF

and Kubel was DH but whatever. GO TWINS!!!

my floor is looking pretty dirty... BETTER GET OUT THE BROOM!!!

by natetheskate on Oct 7, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It gives Gardy some ability to make moves late in the game

To pinch run for Kubel or pinch hit Morales or Redmond and then let Gomez run for them. Normally during the year I’d like Gomez playing more outfield yes, but gotta do it with Cuddyer at 1B.

"You should enter a ballpark like you enter a church." - Bill "Spaceman" Lee

by Dr. Yogi on Oct 7, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't really get this argument

Don’t start your best guys so in case some situation arises later you can make a move?

I actually think putting Kubel at DH gives you more flexibility, because you don’t have to remove him from the game in order to get your best defenders in there. You still have Casilla to pinch run, and if you want to pinch hit for Gomez, with say Harris, you can still do it, and move Cuddyer to the OF and put Harris at first.

by Eric in Madison on Oct 7, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ron Darling

I’ve read a lot of griping about the TBS team. IMHO, Chip Carey is a goof, but Ron Darling is solid. Most baseball color guys have never read a book; Darling wrote one (well-reviewed by the NYTimes, btw). Note the number of times that Darling makes prescient comments tonight. He sees what’s coming.

And even if Carey is clownish, he still gets a lot less wrong than John Gordon.

by wcooley on Oct 7, 2009 4:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yea but he had

his head so far up Wonder Boys but last night he couldnt remember all that stuff
Also go look at some of the threads last night and c all the comments posted about his idiotic quotes during the game like

Both teams have done such a good job coming back against the Tiger

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

I thought Darling was AWFUL last night. Grating voice, and he made Gladden sound like a thinking, progressive baseball mind. I grew up listening to Chip’s dad and grandpa on TBS and WGN, so I have a soft spot for him to begin with, and I thought he was passable.

I will hear no more bad mouthing of John Gordon, good sir.

"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

by BeefMaster on Oct 7, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

John Gordon is a saint.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't mind Caray yesterday

well, perhaps it was because I wasn’t hearing him because I was so busy hating every word out of Darling’s mouth. He sucks.

by ajmargarine on Oct 7, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When Carey said the sac fly by Casilla

was a base hit. I wanted to murder him.

by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no way!

from all the non-drinking that went on last night?

That call was terrible. Gave the entire state of MN a heart attack, I’m sure.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's bad.

I ran into some guy in Twins garb, and did shots until around midnight, then stumbled to my workplace and slept in my office.

by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

ouch. Sounds fun!

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

in the land of fried cheese curds…a heart attack is just a matter of time

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey...

the land of fried cheese curds is one state over, thankyouverymuch.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's funny I've only had them in MN

I only went across the boarder b/c their bar time was one hour later.

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Darling had a lot of gaffs last night--clearly unprepared

I didn’t mind Carey so much.

Gordon is the worst. If there was any doubt of that, it was completely erased over the weekend, when they called maybe 10% of the balls and strikes and spent the rest of the time chatting.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Oct 7, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I completely agree about Gordon

and I know our opinion is in the minority. He makes a lot of exciting calls, but they’re far outnumbered by irritating gaffes. The listener is often left completely in the dark as to what’s going on when Gordon’s calling the game.

by Mike I on Oct 7, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did he really write a book?

or did he “write” a book like Sarah Palin just did?

regardless, the TBS crew were pretty much homers for Detroit last night and hard to listen to. My favorite though is going on about how much the win would have meant to the city of Detroit…what does that have to do with anything?

I hope they get better as the playoffs continue (and I hope they realize there are just too many days off in the postseason)

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I disagree that they were homers for Detroit

and think your bias is coloring your view. Darling is an announcer—by definition he’s going to annoy you, and he isn’t a Twins expert. But I thought he was OK. He actually is very smart. Went to Yale. Dropped a completely obscure Dag Hammarskjold reference on the air yesterday—how many guys bring that?

by Eric in Madison on Oct 7, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dennis Miller?

I can’t imagine him doing a baseball game though… :-)

by DavidRF on Oct 7, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good and valid points

and I seem to remember him broadcasting before but I also don’t remember being so annoyed by him.

maybe the pressure of the game got to me?

but my feelings that they were pulling for Detroit only made the win feel that much better so I guess a negative = a positive for me.

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just goes to show...

Over at BYB we thought he and Carey were kissing up to the Twins excessively.

That, and the fact that Carey seriously needs a thesaurus. One thing I won’t miss is the 1200 references to “fisting”. At least he switched it up in extra innings to mention “spanking” once. Freudian much?

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by ahtrap on Oct 7, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!

it’s cute when annoucers send out code to loved ones on the air…

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

he did have a thing for Porcello.

by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got nothing…b/c whatever I could say in addition would only make it worse

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sarah Palin wrote a book

Ergo, it doesn’t take a genius to write a book.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Oct 7, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Twins

are not at a disadvantage contraire to what other people think.

I have a simple philosphy for the playoffs. It doesnt matter what you did in the regular season (excluding that you had to win games to get there). Once you’re in the playoffs everything is different. There is so much adreniline, and you can’t predict a damn thing!
Look at the ‘87 Twins, as much as i hate to say it ’06 Tiggers, ’06 Cards, 07 Bo-Sox.
So I honestly believe the Twins will shock the world and take down the Yankees!!!!
And if you dont even just a sliver believe that then you have no faith in the Twins because i will admit and say that I DID write them off once Morneau got injured and that’s y i have so much faith. Good Luck Twins

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 4:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Was this supposed to be analysis?

Because it looks like a plea to the Baseball Gods.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you supposed to be a poster?

Because you look like a troll.

by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You may want to find another example

The 2007 Red Sox had the best record in the major leagues during the regular season.

"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

by BeefMaster on Oct 7, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is important to remember

that a 103 win team is only about an 80% favorite against a .500 team. The Yankees are likely a 70ish percent favorite, but it’s much more possible than people think.

I still think the Yankees win though.

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by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly

I put our chances to win the series at about 75% yesterday – and we’re about as big as underdogs as they come in the baseball playoffs. Another reason why baseball is awesome.

by Mike I on Oct 7, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the Twins are playing with house money now

just go out there and have fun…everyone is expecting 3 and out but I say fight for a split and see what happens.

If you have to play the Yankees in the playoffs, better in a short series where anything can happen.

I’m probably going to get killed for that logic but it works for me.

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

my floor is looking pretty dirty... BETTER GET OUT THE BROOM!!!

by natetheskate on Oct 7, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

from the startrib

“(*) Gardenhire said he tried to find a way to get Alexi Casilla in the lineup. Casilla is 9-for-13 (.692) in his career off CC Sabathia. Gardenhire said he didn’t want to stick Casilla at third base tonight. Another option would have been second base, as Nick Punto is 6-for-36 (.167) off Sabathia.”

so of course Casilla is left out of the lineup?!?
Gardy’s love of LNP knows no limits…

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 4:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Also nonsensical

Why would he have to stick Casilla at third base? Did Punto get some sort of third base amnesia in the two years since he was the starter there?

"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

by BeefMaster on Oct 7, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

why couldn’t Punto play third and Casilla 2nd

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by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just can't....stay.....away.....

byb-er here…hope you don’t mind me popping in on occasion the rest of your season….

Just wanted to point out that Orlando Cabrera was on the 2004 Red Sox squad, he might know a thing or two about taking down the evil empire….

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by ahtrap on Oct 7, 2009 4:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he has been trained in the way of the force?

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He thinks the ball into his glove, like he did with Ordonez last night

That ball was headed out and he willed it into a DP.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Oct 7, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Twins!

After that amazing game last night, I gotta root for you guys this year. I hope you take down the Skankees, and show them it’s not all about payroll. My own beloved team (Orioles) arn’t anywhere near the playoffs this year (or for the past 12 years for that matter). Either way, just wanted to throw in my support with you guys – here’s hoping you win!

by NewYorkOriole on Oct 7, 2009 4:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no fear

the O’s will be right there in a couple years. I have such a huge man crush on Brian Matusz. It’s a little embarrassing really.

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by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank You for the Support

I wonder how many fans of other teams are suppporting the Yankees?
Probably not many.

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah, the curse of Jeffrey Maier

may it soon be lifted

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by ahtrap on Oct 7, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope so!

That one single event was the beginning of my hatred of the Yankees – I can still remember my entire family watching that game and yelling at the screen. haha

Yeah Brain Matusz is looking good, and I’m actually pretty hopeful for next year (here’s to a .500 finish!), despite our 64-98 finish this year.

And as far as Andy MacPhail – yeah he’s been awesome, most of O’s fans have complete faith in him and his moves after some of the trades he’s pulled off. I just hope our owner (not my favorite – but at least he hasn’t sold the naming rights to Camden Yards) let’s him do his job….

by NewYorkOriole on Oct 7, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good young talent

and former Twins GM…I could see the rise of Bmore once again.

thank you for the support…

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let us go on to New York

and gain victory of the storied Yankees. Let us score more runs than they do while holding them to less runs than we score. Gain the victory noble Twins. Pitch the ball well, hit the ball well, field the ball well. Let us win, win, win.

by ajmargarine on Oct 7, 2009 5:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes Sir

Cabana
Mauer
Cuddyer
Kubel
Young

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

You said the magic words.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Oct 7, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One quick word before the game to all the Twinkie Town regualrs;

Let’s all work together tonight. Let’s try not to get sucked into trolling or baiting. It is already happening above in this thread. We love our Twins, and lots of new folks will be here tonight. (Some already chatting it up) Lets not get nasty or negative, and LETS ENJOY THE GAME.

PLAYOFFS BASEBALL!

I always loved that one.

by FoulJack on Oct 7, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry about that.

I’ll try to not take my crankiness out on the Yankee fans.

by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No worries.

I just like our vibe here and don’t want to get off our game.

I always loved that one.

by FoulJack on Oct 7, 2009 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

:)

PLAYOFF BASEBALL!!!!!

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw some guy in the hall as I was walking to class today, and he happened to be wearing a Yankees hat and a Robinson Cano jersey. Things did not end well for him.

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by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

poor guy...

a Yankees fan. :(

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

I may have yelled to him that he was an effing (word that starts with f)

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by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fetch9

taking all comers…

that was not meant to be dirty

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was not meant to be dirty

we all believe you

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so glad you do…

sarcasm font and the game hasn’t even started…

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you can never misuse sarcasm font

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

of course not

:)

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

There are 5 things i hate in life
1. Packers
2. White Sox
3. Yankees
4. Ron Darling/Marsh
5. Ignorant Fans that have no business here

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

There are 5 things i hate in life
1. Packers
2. White Sox
3. Yankees
4. Ron Darling/Marsh
5. Ignorant Fans that have no business here

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

Just be nice.

I always loved that one.

by FoulJack on Oct 7, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Minnesota Nice

(Which means passive aggressive)

I always loved that one.

by FoulJack on Oct 7, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will need to try harder tonight…

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because I'm not above repeating jokes

Tonight’s pitching matchup: Brian Duensing, who went to Nebraska, vs. CC Sabathia, who is the size of Nebraska

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by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 5:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Onion's take on the Yankees

http://www.theonion.com/content/sports_fan/on_the_yankees_clinching_the

“It’s a shame they had to stitch together all the available championship T-shirts for CC Sabathia.”

by DavidRF on Oct 7, 2009 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Threadjack:

I was really hoping the Rockies could beat that a-hole Cliff Lee today. Oh well.

by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 5:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ahh, they lost?!

:(

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How insane do you think B-Dunce is feeling right now?

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

chewing nails and ready for battle

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2003 and 2004

didn’t go too well despite Sandy Koufax II taking the mound for us on Game 1.

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Brian Duensing era. We’re the Marty McFly of major league baseball and we just crashed the Under the Sea prom. Lets have fun tonight and see what happens.

my floor is looking pretty dirty... BETTER GET OUT THE BROOM!!!

by natetheskate on Oct 7, 2009 5:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so, uh, he's going to have an awesome, groundbreaking solo performance

(meaning, no run support) and then he’s going to go on too long on stage leaving everyone wondering what he’s doing up there (meaning Gardenhire leaves him in two batters too long)?

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by ahtrap on Oct 7, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha

my floor is looking pretty dirty... BETTER GET OUT THE BROOM!!!

by natetheskate on Oct 8, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Use the force Brian

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Oct 7, 2009 5:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Twins have zero chance!

Have fun getting swept!

rip nicky a!

by Static Shock on Oct 7, 2009 5:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

very classy sir

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett

by 33MorneauMVP on Oct 7, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

says the guy named after a cartoon character

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by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

try google "static shock"

… then compare with his avatar

by DavidRF on Oct 7, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK

Saw the avatar.

’nuff said.

snicker

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

googling is pretty impossible

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by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

I used to watch his show on Cartoon Network. lol

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No idea.

Sorry.

My last cartoon was Robotech.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

was or is?

Zero chance? Why bother playing then. Might as well forfeit now.

by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks for the offer…I don’t think the Twins will take you up on it.

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know I was being sarcastic

right? Twins are 0-7 against the NYY. Chances are they won’t be 0-10 soon.

by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know it's cool...

I really believe that the Twins have a chance here. They can play loose, they can just get after it…geez is that enough cliches from me?

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

they are the hot team coming in, playing with confidence. These guys are all pros, too. Sure the Yanks field a daunting lineup. But they can obviously be beat, especially in a five-game series.

by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly....

if you have to face the Yankees, better in the short series. Anything can happen in a five game series…

Twins need a split and then the pressure will be on…

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we should notify you about sarcasm font!

we're extra sincere when we use this font...

by DavidRF on Oct 7, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

a special font would take away all the fun, like adding a footnote. Oh wait, are you being sarcastic?

by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

so was I. Now, how does one get this special font? Is there one for litote and hyperbole too?

by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

put your text between @ symbols...

one liners only (doesn’t wrap)
try preview to test it out…

by DavidRF on Oct 7, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

too inflected

Can’t we be sarcastic without the @ @?

by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh they have a chance.

What irritates me is the attitude that if they lose, it means nothing.

But if they win, the Yankees are going to be goats.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're entitled to your opinion

But don’t be a Troll!!

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha exactly!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett

by 33MorneauMVP on Oct 7, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ohh we can only hope.

sweet, sweet vengeance.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cuz we all no

how funny it’d be if the Yankees got swept!!!!!!
They’d have to eat those words forever!!!!!!

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they would never live it down.

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah playoffs

It feels nice watch extra(extra) baseball!

by Hjorvarthr on Oct 7, 2009 5:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah I know

this is really quite impressive!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett

by 33MorneauMVP on Oct 7, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hordes of both sides

true fans and the damn trolls!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett

by 33MorneauMVP on Oct 7, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fischean has always been here

oh, you said hordes. My bad.

haha sorry, I had to.

http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com

by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha, wow.

I can’t even be mad, that was nicely executed.

Douche.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

wow!

fetch really is taking on all comers…

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to leave now...

heading into a baseball-less world. Be sad for me. :(

GO TWINS!!!!

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought you werent going

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah...I have to work still.

study group deal is totally not happening.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if college=school, then yes. :\

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well someone here last night was like

3 and a half hours late last night lol

Well thank you

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and P.S. I love your signature!

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 7, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the world is dimished by your absence.

We will bravely carry on.

Just kidding; take care of yourself.

Hope you get a bit of the game updates.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

R u a Yanks fan??????

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

I’m a Yankees owner.

I own .002% of the team.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So uhhhhh

hows that workin out for ya???

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh.

I’m a long-term investor and my portfolio has only contracted by 5% this past fiscal year so I’m way ahead of the market.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

based on the blogs he is submitted to and the number of

comments on each blog, I say he is a Seattle Mariners fan. I have no idea where the Yanks fan came from?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett

by 33MorneauMVP on Oct 7, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well earlier

someone said " I like our odds" (meaning Yankees) and Terrekain said " I do too its gonna take a mirracle" so i assumed he was a Yanks fan.

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I used to work for the Mariners.

And that’s about as specific as I’ll get.

That organization began to go down the tubes beginning in 2000, and I got out of dodge long before the roof crashed in 2003

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh gotcha

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The ideal lineup for tonights game

1. Span – RF
2. Cabrera – SS
3. Mauer – C
4. Cuddyer – 1B
5. Kubel – DH
6. Young – LF
7. Gomez – CF
8. Casilla – 2B
9. Punto – 3B

We need the defense tonight especially in the outfield! 50MPH winds isn’t going to do so well for the outfield we have now. I would give up Harris/Morales’ bat tonight for the defense of Gomez.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett

by 33MorneauMVP on Oct 7, 2009 5:37 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

Makes the most sense.

by chilango2 on Oct 7, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your boys have to be especially careful in left field.

Right field induces a “range wind” so you just have to worry about the ball “taking off” on a true trajectory. But considering how short the porch is, it shouldn’t be a problem since anything over your head is a Homerun.

However, LEFT field induces a “cross-wind” and left fielders can be EASILY fooled by turning the wrong way, then lose the ball as it peels, or straightens (counteracting the slice) due to the cross-wind.

Good Luck.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It may not be as much of a Home-field advantage

 for Left-fielders as your Metrodome.

But there are quirks in the new Yankee Stadium to watch out for in this game [and this wind].

Hell, even Damon hasn’t figured it all out yet.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've found

a good pic i think to show my feelings toward the Yankees i think it may be some of you guys too.

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks you

BTW i have a good pic that i’ll post when then game starts if on ok.
If you liked this one you’ll love the next one

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

unre'd

just noticed the BoSox logo
BOOOOOO!!!!!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let the bunting begin!

Over/ Under on bunts to CC? I’ll set it at 2.5

by DaTwins on Oct 7, 2009 5:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Over

7

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

2 for basehits, 5 overmanaged sac bunt attempts

by ajmargarine on Oct 7, 2009 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

In betting on anything over 2, you’re betting that this will turn into a pitcher’s duel.

I’m betting that the Yankees will make this a slugfest (especially in this ballpark).

Yes, there might be an early sac-bunt to get a team to an early lead, but if the Yankees are having their usual run-production, I think 2-3 is a safe bet.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

over but not 7…that would be crazy…

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Think of the irony of that statement. “Over but not 7 that would be crazy”

7 Games the Twins were down in early September but that woulb be crazy if they came back. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. :)

Lets Go TWINS!

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well done!

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Minnesota would love to play the spoiler tonight."

Not sure which announcer said that. Sure, the Twins might be underdogs, but spoiler?

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

All Comments made by Ron Darling

Imply that he’s an idiot

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

another good one

“Who knows what will happen tonight? Maybe we’ll see a Nick Punto home run”

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think there is a lot more pressure on New York

and we all know how ol’ CC responds to a playoff atmosphere.
In 2006, after that huge season, there was more pressure on us than Oakland, they played loose and gave us the boot.
We were supposed to send them home fairly quickly.
Sound familiar?
So I think we have a much better chance than most people think.
one more thing, GO TWINS!!!!!!

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by thewild_viking_twins on Oct 7, 2009 6:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Are Yankee fans retarted??

Who chants a guys name if hes not even up to bat, has made a great play in the game or even batting in that half of the inning for that matter?

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yea my bad

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Umm I guess

the announcers explained it as “roll-calling” Where they chant every guys name.

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's an intro chant by the bleacher creatures

Kind of a warm-up in every game so that all those millionaires in the luxury seats know who’s on the field.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUPER SPAN!!!!

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

great at bat

even taking the double out of it. We need some more of those

http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com

by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 6:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice one by Span

Not just getting the double, but the working the count

by Hjorvarthr on Oct 7, 2009 6:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SBJ TIME!

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

+ "365"

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big at-bat there.

Big K.

Great match-up.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SBJ!

Wat Happened?

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

any streams?

JustinTV just went out. Maybe John HodgmanTV?

by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

+ 35

(typical amount of sliders consumed by CC)

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CC in a swimsuit is nasty= Definite Fact

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's Unfortante

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

embarrassing

The middle of our lineup just looked silly

by DaTwins on Oct 7, 2009 6:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shame no one could get Span home

Still used up 22 pitches on Sabathia, not bad

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Twins

sit on the fastball, it’s pretty straight. K thanks.

http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com

by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 6:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

+ 100

LOL

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Porcello Faced Jeter and Jeter got a hit

it’d b “Hes only 20 years old”

but if Porcello faced Jeter and got him out Darling would be getting the mouthwash ready. :)

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The fact that Duensing had that good of an ERA with that terrible of a defense is awesome

http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com

by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 6:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Unbelievable.

It’s been 5 pitches already and Damon hasn’t broken his bat yet.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 6:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Contrary to what Darling said,

Girardi doesn’t “send” Jeter on a 1-2 count.

Jeter’s on his own as far as stealing bases.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 6:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Take that Jeter!

your efforts were wasted! SUCK IT

by DaTwins on Oct 7, 2009 6:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Booooo

He’s a Twin dont make fun of him. lol

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

true true

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice!

i think he meant he put the Yanks in the corner

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my bad my friend

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow A-Roid has

only produced 1 time in october and that is supposed child on the way.

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't wait

for that obnoxious A-rod unclutch theme to resurface in the NY papers this week.

by Mike I on Oct 7, 2009 6:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s nawt a true Yahhnkeee!

by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ummmmm

These days who is a true Yankee??
Not very many.

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Kubes

lets show Captain Cheeseburger what’s up.

by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

*Kubel's

being a grammar nazi to myself

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's hit them better this year

especially later in the season. But yes, this is a fact.

by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think i read he’s batting .240 against lefties

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he’s got flame tattoos on his arms…super power!

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kubes can't hit lefties

He might not be too useful today.

by Mike I on Oct 7, 2009 6:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If he's trying to pull Sabathia

(and he did there), it’s going to be a long night for him.

He might be thinking aboiut that short porch too much.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

May the force be with us!!!

Destroy the evil empire!!!
GO TWINS!!!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Look!

It’s the new Cowboys Stadium!

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not impossible

I used to shoot little league fields that size back home on Tattooine

by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

beat me to it

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not impossible

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They’re not much bigger than two meters.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Great follow-up.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someones a little full of themselves

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lol

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's low.

I mean, we all do that. Am I right guys?

by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah geez

He’s only human

by Mike I on Oct 7, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?

I take pictures like that all the time. Doesn’t everyone?

by Knut on Oct 7, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

matty_b

You back in the dive bar with the dancing winos again? I was worried maybe you hadn’t made it out of there alive yesterday

by Knut on Oct 7, 2009 6:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately not.

I’m watching at home tonight. I don’t even want to smell booze right now.

by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nasty nasty stuff

of course since it was Delmon, it looks like a normal guy is pitching

by Hjorvarthr on Oct 7, 2009 6:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice

Harris

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who's that fatty

playing CF for the Yanks. Is that Melky? Geez.

by Mike I on Oct 7, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

huh?

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well a single

but everyone knows the singles brings the ladies…sorry trying too hard…they can’t all be comedy gold

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that one was comedy gold

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew you'd like it

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good stuff cal, as always

by ajmargarine on Oct 7, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's ok. Besides,

If you liked it, then you should’ve put a rec’d on it.

by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh i get it

well it was pretty good when you think about it

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not even then

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

it’s like british humor, you gotta think about it…right Jesse…ah nevermind

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No wonder

I don’t understand Benny Hill

by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

*cricket chirps*

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Will you

explain what the advantages and disadvantages are to owning a team? Please

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's that have to do with it?

Advantages?

You get invited to shareholder’s meetings to cuss out the management.

Disadvantages?

You forget to attend the meetings you spent $50,000 to join.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

way to put that in play..

tough pitch, and a nice play by that effer

by Cody_3_twins on Oct 7, 2009 6:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Yankees are so good it's not even fair

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

by acablue on Oct 7, 2009 6:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Imagine if Rick Porcello was only 20 years old

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather

imagine Carl Pavano beating the Yanks…can you imagine how pissed Yankee fans would be?

by caluofmn on Oct 7, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is a site for Twins fans

You want Pinstripe Alley

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm neither a Yankees fan nor Twins fan

Just a baseball fan.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

by acablue on Oct 7, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for clogging our site

WIth negative comments then

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not being negative

Just making an observation. I’m actually rooting for the Twins.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

by acablue on Oct 7, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes

Negativity = Not welcome

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good job Duenskers

hideki always scares me…wonder why
            see Brad Radke

by Cody_3_twins on Oct 7, 2009 6:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There goes Darling again with the Porcello Comments!

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did you know the Twins defense in the outfield is outstanding?

according to Darling. Personally, I would rank Twins D this way -

Span – Great

Young – Great

Kubel – Great

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Idiot comment again

“Theres a future batting champion” ( meaning Robinson Cano)

How do you win a batting title with SBJ in the same league as you?

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunce-K

is pitching like he’s 20 years old out there.

by matty_b on Oct 7, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's go LNP!

make those Yankees fans hate you like the Tigers fans do!

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 7, 2009 6:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not coming up.

even when i hit show picture

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LNP LNP LNP

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yanquis still suck

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the Nick Punto

everyone loves to hate. Nice!

by Mike I on Oct 7, 2009 6:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Heres 1 bunt i think

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ummm

Question: Wasnt Giradi there last year?

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

8-9-1-2 hitters

should bunt every time to get into Captain Cheeseburger’s head…

by guinness junky on Oct 7, 2009 6:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DP

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 6:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ooooohhhhhhhh

I’m the spoiler now!

by montanatwinsfan on Oct 7, 2009 6:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, it's early.

I don’t blame Gardenhire for playing for a big inning considering the Yankee lineup.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 6:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol lol

Did Darling make that comment?

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Sigh)

I fel bad for him because he makes such idiotic comments but he’ll come around eventually when he gets off 20 year old Rick Porcello.

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

10 errors.

He’s an average fielder with a great arm and UZR.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And it only took him like 4 years

to put up an average fielding season there. GREAT TRANSITION!

by Mike I on Oct 7, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

New thread someone?

Someone with computer skillz. A.K.A., not me.

by montanatwinsfan on Oct 7, 2009 7:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

double

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

JM

what a total stud

by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 7:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice! 2 on 2 out!

I always loved that one.

by FoulJack on Oct 7, 2009 7:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C'Mon Cuddy!

Bring ’em home!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

CC pwns n00b

See, negativity works.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

by acablue on Oct 7, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES!!!!!!!

CUDDY

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOO!!!! CUDDY!!!!

1-0!!!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice

Where is that troll now who said there is “zero chance”?

by uncle rico on Oct 7, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BEHOLD THE RALLEYE WALLEYE

don’t stop now, c’mon kubel

by ajmargarine on Oct 7, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MAUER!!!!

2-0!!!!!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2-0!

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

we absolutely cannot do an overflow thread right now

http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com

by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 7:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OOOHHH YUCK!

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your wife?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not a good pic choice

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sometimes in life,

the choices are made for you.

by montanatwinsfan on Oct 7, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3rd inning and no overflow yet?

geez, you guys are slacking

Official BYB Juju Consultant...now accepting rally creature applications!

by ahtrap on Oct 7, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Go WWGTD?

overflow us

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Were waiting and dont be a TROLL!

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

geez, sorry...is this better?

geez, you guys are slacking

Official BYB Juju Consultant...now accepting rally creature applications!

by ahtrap on Oct 7, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that font a TT only thing, or SBnation wide, anyway?

Official BYB Juju Consultant...now accepting rally creature applications!

by ahtrap on Oct 7, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

System-wide.

Cubs fans have a much different use for it though.

by chilango2 on Oct 7, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We do it at rock chalk talk, too

http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com

by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's not trolling

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 7, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our bullpen is loaded.

So that’s not of critical concern.

Gotta hand it to you though.

Getting CC’s pitch count up after last night’s grueling game takes heart.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Question:

Do you guys have Joba in there considering the way the schedule is played out?

When Im in a jam......... I ask myself "WWPD?" (What Would Porcello Do)

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 7, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Short relief.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Posada

The 2nd coming of Chuck Knoblauch?

Twitter - @MAD_Marvin

by Hit4TheCycle on Oct 7, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mauer's a big guy

As good as he is, he typically doesn’t get down to block the ball.

by Terrekain on Oct 7, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

greetings folks

indians fan here.
u guys represent AL CENTRAL
i’m rooting for TWINS
let’s go TWINS
let’s kick some YANKS

by big2 on Oct 7, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no letting cc off the hook. Time to work up that pitch count.

by spinz on Oct 7, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Angel fan checking in

I think these guys on TBS need to cool it with their blatant lust for the Yankees.

“No Twin has really had a good swing on CC.”

They have 2 doubles and 2 runs, assholes.

“Jeter sends one deep into the New York night! Oh man, that’s gone!”

Settle down, it just tied the game. It might as well be 0-0.

The only magic number now is #34

by Teixeira Who? on Oct 7, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I know! It’s so obnoxious!

by hitormiss1414 on Oct 7, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’re all pulling so hard for you guys out in Southern California. Today, I drove past a house that had both an Angels and Twins flag flying.

We also feel your pain with the east coast bias, we have to listen to ESPN gush about Boston tomorrow. I’m going to scream if I have to hear one more comment about “The Angels have something to prove.”

The only magic number now is #34

by Teixeira Who? on Oct 7, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey lads! We have a typhoon here in Japan but we haven't lost the internet connection

"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. See, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it . . ."

by Skippy tastes better than Jiff on Oct 7, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

stay safe

http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com

by fetch9 on Oct 7, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...and lasses :-)

"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. See, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it . . ."

by Skippy tastes better than Jiff on Oct 7, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My only complaint so far is Delmon Young 6 pitches 6 swings

"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. See, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it . . ."

by Skippy tastes better than Jiff on Oct 7, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At the risk of being a total n00b/jerkoff/'that guy'...

Does anyone have any idea where the Twins are staying in Manhattan, or where they usually stay? I’m assuming it’s in some swank Midtown/Times Square vicinity hotel. Reason I’m asking is, no, I am not a 16 year old girl trying to marry Joe Mauer… My niece and nephew are in town from MN (I live in NYC), and since I can’t afford 3 tickets without taking out a 2nd mortgage (only half kidding…) I know they would love nothing more than to catch a glimpse of, maybe even get an autograph from a Twinkie. Obviously I’m not trying to stalk anyone or invade anyone’s privacy; just trying to be a nice uncle. If I knew what hotel they might be staying in…maybe we might have lunch across the street…and maybe we might see ol’ Cuddy Buddy out for a stroll… just sayin’ :)

by J Lo Biafra on Oct 8, 2009 2:28 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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