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Cliche fest

Joe Posnanski did a lovely parody of Brett Favre cliches (thanks to Ubelmann for posting the link on stick and ball guy)

http://stickandballguy.com/blog/2009/12/09/my-favorite-one-paragraph-brett-favre-summary-to-date/

which made me try to come up with a similar string of cliches about the Twins. But there's no way I could remember all the good ones. Want to help?

Here's a start:

They battle their tails off, getting their uniforms dirty, and doing all the little things, playing the game the right way, playing Twins baseball, small ball, with hustle and grit, like a bunch of savvy, veteran piranhas.

What have I left out?

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