Boo. Gobble was my favorite non-Twins player in the division.
He had the trifecta:
1) He doesn't play for the Bitch Sox. I hate them all, and it's not up for discussion.
this man is way more irritating than Jimmy Gobble
2) He really wasn't very good. I can respect Thome or Sizemore or whomever all I like, but can a player really be a "favorite" if he makes our squad lose 3-4 games a year?
3) His name. This is the most important thing. His freakin' name is Jimmy Gobble.
Seriously. Say it with me, and tell me it's not awesome. Jimmy Gobble.
Say it faster. Jimmygobble. Jimmagobble. Jimmagbble. Jmagble.
Jmagble, you'll be missed. Happy trails, sir.
don't worry, Jmagble. We still love you and your awesome name.