Game 42: Twins vs White Sox
Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox, May 21, 2009 2:05 PM EDT
First Pitch: 1:05 CDT
TV: FS-N
Radio: Twins Radio Network 1500
A week ago, the Twins were just polishing off a sweep of the Detroit Tigers. The sweep was putting the Twins in a three way tie atop the Central division. The Twins were tied with two team expected to finish last as the season started, so the Twins chances of outlasting their competition seemed. good.
Since then, little has gone right for the Twins. Now sitting 5.5 games back of Detroit in the division, the Twins are looking to steal the final game against the White Sox and dodge their second straight road series sweep and a total state of free fall.
Ok, as a Twins fan, I can deal with these shenanigans against the Yankees. I'm used to it against those guys, whatever it is, they just kill us.
But I will NOT tolerate losing to the White Sox like this. There is nothing I love more as a Twins fan than beating these guys. I have dreams about AJ Pierzynski punched in the face, I don't need my team taking it on the chops like this.
The good news for the Twins: I never reevaluate my preseason opinions of teams until around June 1st, which with the late start to the season this year is really around June 7th. Even then, I'll likely only moderately change my opinion on a surprise team's chances. From that perspective, I do not have faith in the Tigers or Royals ability to hold on all year and record a division championship. The Twins sit tied with the White Sox (and well above the dreadful Indians), so they're still well poised to win the division
Pitching Matchup
After Yankee's series where we surprisingly managed to get several very quality starting pitching performances and still lost, the wheels have started to wobble on the rotation's wagon. Yet to put together a solid couple trips through the order, Minnesota's young starters, expected to be the backbone of the team, have been probably the most troubling aspect of the young season. Blackburn has been on the dependable side, his only truly bad start when he gave up 6 ER in under 4 IP against Detroit on May 5. The simple formula for Blackburn will be even more accentuated in US Cellular Field. If he isn't getting grounders, the White Sox will find a way to get some fly balls out of the Cell's compact outfield.
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Mauer in the 2 hole....
and he is NOT playing 2nd base!
by guinness junky on May 21, 2009 1:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's the end of the world as we know it...
and I feel fine
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok.
Who kidnapped Gardy and what have they done with him?
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he got tired of reading all of us bitch and moan about Mauer hitting 2nd
if Mauer doesn’t go 4 for 4 I bet he emails Jesse for all our emails so he can personally tell all of us, " I told you so"
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
It even worked for Tolbert, who apparently knows how to use a baseball bat when he’s allowed to bat somewhere other than second.
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on May 21, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Line-ups
1. Denard Span, CF
2. Joe Mauer, DH
3. Justin Morneau, 1B
4. Jason Kubel, LF
5. Michael Cuddyer, RF
6. Joe Crede, 3B
7. Jose Morales, C
8. Matt Tolbert, 2B
9. Nick Punto, SS
1. Scott Podsednik, LF
2. Alexei Ramirez, SS
3. Jermaine Dye, RF
4. Jim Thome, DH
5. Paul Konerko, 1B
6. A.J. Pierzynski, C
7. Wilson Betemit, 3B
8. Chris Getz, 2B
9. Brian Anderson, CF
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on May 21, 2009 1:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now we can start winning now that we have Mauer 2nd and Morneau 3rd. FINALLY it happens! More at-bats for them only equals good things!
by hitormiss1414 on May 21, 2009 2:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
they're on their way now!
Ha, go get them boys time to right the ship
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kubel!
Way to go, Waste Management Cleanup Hitter!
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on May 21, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Injury Delay
Gameday is showing an injury delay – anyone know who?
by CCTwinsFan on May 21, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to use your head Nikey Poo
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on May 21, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Runs for the Twins!
With Morales on second and Tolber on first (after consecutive singles), Punto laid down a perfect bunt and Betemit throw the ball into the runner and it bounced off Putno’s head and up the line. Morales scored, Tolbert to third, Punto to second.
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on May 21, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LPN is too scrappy for a ball to the head to slow him down
Love,
Gardy
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The IBB in front of Kubel
That is just asking for him to knock one into the bleachers, right?
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on May 21, 2009 2:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Meh...
Only an RBI single.
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on May 21, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rockies and Twins fan here...
great 3-0 start!
I live and die with the Colorado Rockies and the Denver Nuggets...
by AtkinsandTulofan on May 21, 2009 2:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah that's what worries me...
Way to go Kubel!
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm liking this line-up
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on May 21, 2009 2:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
4-0!!
I live and die with the Colorado Rockies and the Denver Nuggets...
by AtkinsandTulofan on May 21, 2009 2:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Do we look comfortable with this order or what!?!
by hitormiss1414 on May 21, 2009 2:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just after I posted that, Cuddyer with a 3-run homerun!
by hitormiss1414 on May 21, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell is going on
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by fetch9 on May 21, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Comedy potential
I’m guessing that the game thread on South Side Sox is pretty entertaining right now.
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on May 21, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe I'm an asshole
But I love reading SSS when they’re getting routed.
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, that's perfectly normal
One of my favorite TV-watching experiences was hearing Hawk Harrelson completely demoralized during that doubleheader thrashing last season.
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on May 21, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Observation
It is impossible to hear the phrase “Touch ’em all!” and not smile.
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on May 21, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Observation confirmed
Just happened again, and I’m smiling again.
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on May 21, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 run bomb from Cuddyer!!!
7-0!!!
I live and die with the Colorado Rockies and the Denver Nuggets...
by AtkinsandTulofan on May 21, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
See Gardy!
WE TOLD YOU SO!
you know he reads this place
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 2:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Crede!!!!BACK TO BACK!!!
I live and die with the Colorado Rockies and the Denver Nuggets...
by AtkinsandTulofan on May 21, 2009 2:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Put it on the board!
Yesss!!!
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on May 21, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We are rocking Colon
hopefully Blacky can hold off the Sox though. Dont want a Baker performance today.
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 2:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bet Mauer and Morneau walked by Blackie
and said, “is that enough freaking runs for us to win!?!?!?!?”
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Colon Blow
all the crap is coming out
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tomorrow's Headline
Twins Destroy White Sox’ Colon
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on May 21, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha
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by fetch9 on May 21, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
south side has 106 posts already
I had to check
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 2:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
is it me or is Cuddy starting to heat up?
could he possibly hit 15 HR this year?
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he's at 6
we could dream about 20 bombs
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we could but lets not
give him too much to think about right now and start with the measly 15 bombs. Goodness knows that Gardy reads this blog so Cuddy probably does too.
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
@ Cuddy (when he logs on after the game)
just keep doing what you’re doing buddy
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I looked it up
In 2006, when he hit 24 homers, he didn’t hit his sixth until May 27.
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on May 21, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If
IF he’s at six now, even if he’s homerless until the end of the month that’s STILL 18 HR pace.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all."
~ Earl Weaver
"In God we trust. All others must provide evidence."
~ Billy Beane
by AdamOnFirst on May 21, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Punto, of course
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on May 21, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course
we cant ask too much of those two sub mendoza line players.
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well aside from the Tolbert and Punto
what did the Romans do for us???
oops sorry, just so damn happy to have this lead, I’m mixing all my favorite things
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lance Broadway?
Sounds like a guy from a Harlequin novel.
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on May 21, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Punto
should have to do pushups for every 220-foot can of corn he hits
by wcooley on May 21, 2009 3:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
figures
Tolbert and Punto go out and then Span gets a base hit
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate to say this
but the Twins pretty much don’t deserve Mauer. He’s too good.
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by fetch9 on May 21, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
please Twins front office
sign Mauer already
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
9-0!!!
I love Joe Mauer!!!
I live and die with the Colorado Rockies and the Denver Nuggets...
by AtkinsandTulofan on May 21, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
are you a girl in the 6th grade
b/c if you’re not, it’s about time that dude started attracting an older crowd
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 3:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you talking to me?
I am a Mauer/Twins fan (of the way he plays) and I am 23,tvm.
I live and die with the Colorado Rockies and the Denver Nuggets...
by AtkinsandTulofan on May 21, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry I was just making a joke about all the tween girls who love Mauer
no offense meant
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That Neshek commercial
was great. “You must know Joe Mauer!”
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol no problem..
he isn’t bad to look at and everything, I’ll be the first one to say that. I just like people to know that I am a girl that follows MLB because I love the game first and foremost.
I live and die with the Colorado Rockies and the Denver Nuggets...
by AtkinsandTulofan on May 21, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
cool!
gotta appreciate a woman who loves her baseball
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you! :)
I live and die with the Colorado Rockies and the Denver Nuggets...
by AtkinsandTulofan on May 21, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Broadway has a nasty slider
with a 10" break on it. Got Morny to swing at it and then it just plopped into the dirt
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 3:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What the hell?
I had to deal with a customer at work. get back to my office, and it’s 9-0.
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
3 BBs on the day for Morny!!!
wow!!! and the OBP just climbs higher!
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Morneau is trying to go for the breaking of the record that
Thome holds at 5 walks I believe? A-Rod also had 5 too I think..against the Twins
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope to God.
that Peavy vetoes his trade to the White Sox. Becuase that would probably mean no more Colon.
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 3:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ouch yes
Peavy come to Minnesota!!!!
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is Colon's worst pitch?
I move it be nicknamed “The Polyp”.
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on May 21, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When he gets pulled from the game
could we call that an enema
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good gravy Blackburn
get these outs or sit your ass on the bench! haha
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
bases loaded no outs
bases still loaded three outs…lovely!!!
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I forgot the game was on
And suddenly it’s 9-0. Maybe I’m the jinx.
If we lose this one, I think we can confirm that.
by Jon Marthaler on May 21, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
Did a Twins pitcher not give up a run with the bases loaded?
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
As long as we can average 3 runs an inning
we should win this one…I think.
by guinness junky on May 21, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe
we might want to improve that to 4 runs an inning just in case!
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
New Lineup
doesnt seem to be working…our #3 guy still hasnt hit the ball.
by guinness junky on May 21, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well played
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on May 21, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah WTF???
come on Morny you just cant sit in the batters box trying to break a measly walk record!
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and its always good
to get things started with a single
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what was with the hit and run
up 9-0?? Gardy you have to let Crede swing the bat!
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh yeah I forgot
even though we are up 9-0 we still play Twins ball (small ball)
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sometimes really very small ball
like almost invisible ball
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need to reach a certain “scrap-quotient” each game.
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Call up Morales
before ever series at the Cell.
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
southside posters are saying
Peavy turned them down…
can anyone confirm… there are some funny people on that site
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ESPN
Quotes Peavy’s agent as saying it’s “no sure thing.”
by Jon Marthaler on May 21, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/05/peavy-to-white-sox.html
its pretty clear from that that Peavy wont be traded to the South Side
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had heard
before the season started, that he would veto any trade to an AL team.
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morales just really likes to hit at the Cell
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We may have 10 runs...
but Punto still sucks.
Founding member of the Dick Jauron Fan Club.
by taskersd on May 21, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It is a joy to watch Crede play third
especially when their guy has two errors in four innings
The only stat that counts is W
by wayback on May 21, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nevermind
It’s Betemit today.
Fields still sucks too.
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Betemit sounds like something an Aussie would spread on toast
The only stat that counts is W
by wayback on May 21, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its a joy to watch Crede anyways!
but yes especially when the Sox’ 3B is making so many errors.
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my God, the GOD lineup!!!
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all."
~ Earl Weaver
"In God we trust. All others must provide evidence."
~ Billy Beane
by AdamOnFirst on May 21, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Peavy...
probably saw this juggernaut offense and got scared.
by guinness junky on May 21, 2009 3:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this is the offense I would like to see trotted out every day!
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would also like Bartolo Colon to pitch against the Twins every day.
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well this Colon
not the Colon we faced last time
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think we'll hear a report later
he was strung out on BBQ ribs and fries when he took the mound
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would like to see Bartolo COlon everyday, just to gigle.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all."
~ Earl Weaver
"In God we trust. All others must provide evidence."
~ Billy Beane
by AdamOnFirst on May 21, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Blackie doing his LOTR
“none shall pass!”
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Morneau v. Punto
Who will be the last starter to get a hit?
by guinness junky on May 21, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
only two people
in the Twins lineup without a hit: Punto and Morneau. Yes, surprisingly Tolbert does have a hit.
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 3:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
I live and die with the Colorado Rockies and the Denver Nuggets...
by AtkinsandTulofan on May 21, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still worried
that Runs Allowed Dickey or Luis Crayola might come in and blow this.
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ayala pitched two innings
yesterday so he wont be coming in
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait...
I just realized the Twins have had some off-Broadway hits.
/Rick Riellyism
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
(head explodes)
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on May 21, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bases juiced again!
I live and die with the Colorado Rockies and the Denver Nuggets...
by AtkinsandTulofan on May 21, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
11-0!!!
I live and die with the Colorado Rockies and the Denver Nuggets...
by AtkinsandTulofan on May 21, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
+100
I live and die with the Colorado Rockies and the Denver Nuggets...
by AtkinsandTulofan on May 21, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coomer
was just talking about how Gardy will be happy that Tolbert got a couple hits. I bet he will, Coom. I bet he will…
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
12-0!!!
I live and die with the Colorado Rockies and the Denver Nuggets...
by AtkinsandTulofan on May 21, 2009 3:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HBP
Gobbles hits Span in a 12-0 game…. I know he didn’t mean to, but we have to respond, don’t we?
by Jon Marthaler on May 21, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
can someone just punch him the face?
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barret, IIRC
Been-there-done-that :))
by redheadzeb on May 21, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
a hit so nice
you might as well do it twice?
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did anybody else here what Gladden said???
2 outs and the bases drunk.
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gladden has his own 10-run rule
The Twins get up by 10 runs in the fifth, and it’s time for a few barley pops.
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on May 21, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
up by 10 in the fifth
you have to drink of fifth… wild turkey anyone?
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well I am drunk now too
drunk with happiness!
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mauer GRAND SLAM!
Okay, I’m starting to worry. Where’s this power coming from?
by Jon Marthaler on May 21, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
In the words of Torii Hunter
He’s got his “man muscles”
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTH?
Ok. Try again.
http://deadspin.com/184551/joe-mauer-man-muscles-and-stylish-classics-for-every-moment
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MAUER SLAM!!!!!
I live and die with the Colorado Rockies and the Denver Nuggets...
by AtkinsandTulofan on May 21, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
When it rains, it pours
We could have used a few of these runs in New York.
But it’s a new day! I’m happy!
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on May 21, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Mauer already has more RBI than Kubel.
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on May 21, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's higher
than my Senior year of college GPA
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 2 3 6
AB R H RBI
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on May 21, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I left to take a dump
I came back and they kicked an extra point and a field goal.
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on May 21, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Almost scored a TD
but Favre fumbled the snap on 3rd down and AP recovered it at the 5….oh wait.
by guinness junky on May 21, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How long before
the twins are forced to keep Morales and cut Redmond
Founding member of the Dick Jauron Fan Club.
by taskersd on May 21, 2009 4:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t see how they can send Morales down again while he plays this well.
by JonathanR on May 21, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Red Dawg can become the new bench coach
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah we need Red Dawg in our clubhouse
he has the most team spirit of anybody. Everybody loves NBP too.
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SOme time this summer
Probably July, when the Yankees need a better back-up
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on May 21, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH SNAP!
Move Tolbert to the 3 hole!
by guinness junky on May 21, 2009 4:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WOW!!!
I live and die with the Colorado Rockies and the Denver Nuggets...
by AtkinsandTulofan on May 21, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm having pleasant flashbacks
to the doule header in Chicago back in ’07
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just like that game, Punto strikes out on three pitches when everyone else is hitting homers
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on May 21, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's the franchise record for runs in a game?
by Eric in Madison on May 21, 2009 4:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit.
They’re putting Harris in for Mauer. This was a good day to catch up on PA’s.
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mauer isn’t going to have any trouble catching up on PA’s.
by JonathanR on May 21, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear lord...
I wish I was watchin this on WGN…I am pretty sure all you would hear would be the sound of two announcers swinging from a nose
by guinness junky on May 21, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Silence
They only talk when something good happens to the “good guys”
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on May 21, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mauer pinch hit for?? I guess he deserves some rest.
by ianmader on May 21, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There goes his cycle
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on May 21, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just joking about the 3 runs an inning...
but they are right there.
by guinness junky on May 21, 2009 4:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
have I mentioned Crede is fun to watch?
The only stat that counts is W
by wayback on May 21, 2009 4:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I believe you have
and I agree 100%
Also, montanatwinsfan is not around. He must have been the curse on the Twins.
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
With all the offense
I’ve kinda ignored how awesome Blackie has been pitching.
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Only 80 pitches for Blackburn
I would’ve liked to see at least one more inning.
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on Mijares
20 – 0 just looks so nice, hold the line
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 4:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOOO!
what a bum, he let them score.
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it wasnt Mijares' fault
its that idiot Tolbert.
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
send him down already!
he’s got no business being on that field
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
much like those games in NY
that one run is a dagger to the heart
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone watching this on TV?
are there any fans left in the Cell?
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 4:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There are more than I thought there would be that’s for sure.
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
And they stood and cheered when the Sox scored their run
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on May 21, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how Hawk is doing
Mauer hits one waaaaa deep and you can waaaa put it on the waaaa board….waaaayes.
Tolbert his one waaaaaaaa deep and you can put it waaaaa on the board waaa
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 4:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the PA annoucer at an A's game sounded just like that
a few years ago, it was great
by caluofmn on May 21, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was supposed to be a reply to caluofmn
but apparently not
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another 0-4 for Punto
With two strikeouts. I just had to get my negative out.
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on May 21, 2009 4:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Refresh your box score
0-5 with 3 Ks.
Twins score 20 runs, and Nick nearly picks up a golden sombrero and drops below the Mendoza Line.
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on May 21, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what kind of an offense is this?
a 1-2-3 inning last inning and then not scoring again here in the 9???
furthermore they have to (in the words of my coach) pull their heads out of their asses because they didnt 20 run them!!!
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 4:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, yeah...
But I probably wouldn’t put much money on them giving up 19 here and scoring 20 in the top of the 10th.
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on May 21, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He got demoted
to mop-up duty after last Friday.
by matty_b on May 21, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Corky Miller sighting!
Somewhere, Michael Restovich weeps softly.
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on May 21, 2009 4:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mauer has really slacked in this game
he is only 3-4 with 6 RBI, 1 HR, 2 2B
He should at least be 4-4…come on Mauer!
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah that too
come on Joe! Good Grief!!!
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lets hope joe nathan wont blow this one!
by ianmader on May 21, 2009 5:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Twins outscored their opponents by seven runs on this road trip, which is an average of one per game.
by JonathanR on May 21, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey nobody stole a base
I think the Twins are just getting too lazy.
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
whooohooo
Vikings beat the Bears 20-1…kind of a weird score, but nonetheless they won!
oh wait, sorry wrong team and wrong season.
by 33MorneauMVP on May 21, 2009 5:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Taking out aggression.
That’s what today was.
I love that it was at the hands of the White Sox.
by Neil on May 21, 2009 6:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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