Hey, Twinkie Town. I was bored so I thought I'd show you something that has been on my mind for awhile.
NOTE - THE PICTURE ABOVE IS THE REAL SANTA.
The three pictures above consist of Ron Gardenhire, Colonel Sanders, and the real Santa Claus. You have probably noticed something while viewing these pictures.
THEY ARE ALL THE SAME F****** PERSON!
- They all have white hair + white beards.
- They all are senior citizens, especially Santa.
- Gardenhire loves food because he's fat, Colonel Sanders like food because he founded KFC, and Santa likes food because he eats the cookies I set out for him every year.
- They all have red, rosy cheeks.
This cannot be a coincidence. Is the manager of the Minnesota Twins Santa or Colonel Sanders? I made this fanpost so CNN won't grab hold of the story 1st. Hopefully, the truth about this mystery will appear, and everyone can all settle down.