Ron Gardenhire, Colonel Sanders, and Santa.

by Gonzo2 on May 31, 2009 11:21 PM EDT

Hey, Twinkie Town. I was bored so I thought I'd show you something that has been on my mind for awhile.

NOTE - THE PICTURE ABOVE IS THE REAL SANTA.

The three pictures above consist of Ron Gardenhire, Colonel Sanders, and the real Santa Claus. You have probably noticed something while viewing these pictures.

THEY ARE ALL THE SAME F****** PERSON!

They all have white hair + white beards.
They all are senior citizens, especially Santa.
Gardenhire loves food because he's fat, Colonel Sanders like food because he founded KFC, and Santa likes food because he eats the cookies I set out for him every year.
They all have red, rosy cheeks.

This cannot be a coincidence. Is the manager of the Minnesota Twins Santa or Colonel Sanders? I made this fanpost so CNN won't grab hold of the story 1st. Hopefully, the truth about this mystery will appear, and everyone can all settle down.

Poll

Is it a coincidence that Ron Gardenhire, Colonel Sanders, and Santa Claus all look alike?

Yes

5 votes

No

36 votes

41 votes | Poll has closed

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Comments

Haha, I love that 100% of the voters have said "no".

Gardy is both Santa and Colonel Sanders. Which explains why I’ve been getting chicken for Xmas the last few years…

by Jesse on Jun 1, 2009 4:45 PM EDT reply actions

Haha.

I can outrun a mule deer.

by Gonzo2 on Jun 1, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions

Call me scrooge!

if the correct answer is no, then why did the Twins lose those playoff series against the Yankees?
Why did Torii FAIL and allow one of the slowest players to ever wear an A’s jersey score during the last playoff series?
Why would he allow Radke to not get a ring?
Why did Blackie pitch a gem in game # 163 only to lose to the Bitch Sox?

Why? Why? Why, I ask you?

Because there is no Santa Claus! That’s why!
Here’s a pack of smokes Johnny, smoke up and merry frickin’ christmas!

by caluofmn on Jun 1, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions