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I Swear to God

I will no doubt flip out and maybe give up on baseball forever if this is true.

 

I don't have ESPN Insider, but Buster Olney just released a headline that read "J. Mauer in pinstripes".  If that has any semblance of truth to it, I will quit watching baseball altogether.  I will make it my life mission to kick the shit out of any Yankees fan I ever come across.  I will absolutely lose it, and most likely end up in prison for the rest of my life if Joe Mauer EVER ends up playing in New York.

 

Also, it's nice to be a new member of Twinkie Town.  Been a lifelong fan and Minnesotan.  I'm also on Norseman.  Hey folks!!

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First off, excellent icon.

Second, don’t flip out. The story is worth writing about becausof the realistic possibility of that scenario for just about any other human than Joe Mauer.

The Yanks need a catcher, the Red Sox need a catcher, both teams will gladly get into a bidding war for Joe Mauer (like Texiera this past off season) and Joe could reasonably expect one of the biggest contracts for anyone ever.

But, the Twins are not fools and given Bill Smith’s desire to make up for one of Terry Ryan’s few weaknesses (re-signing veterans before they get to free agency) the Twins will offer Mauer a significant contract extension before next season begins.

I have NO idea what that offer will end up being or what Joe’s contract eill look like, but I guarantee you Joe Mauer will want to remain a Twin and will not be set on testing free agency for more money so long as the Twins’ offer is a legitimate one.

“A bird in hand” $millions now to stay at home, and be able to sleep in his own bed (and see his family) on what few days off he has during the season without having to get on YET ANOTHER plane, is worth a lot to a Minnesota raised boy like Joe. Throw in the opportunity to be the most revered Minnesota sports figure ever in his home state.

“Is worth two in the bush” All of that outweighs the chance for more millions a couple of years from now to go play for someone else away from home with the chance of getting hurt before the contract is offered or signed.

So long as the Twins offer something serious soon, I don’t have any reason to believe Joe will be going anywhere soon.

by montanatwinsfan on Jun 29, 2009 12:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree with everything you have just said.

I was just venting.

I hate ESPN, but every time I vent on there, they find a reason to boot me.

‘And the wild things roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth and rolled their terrible eyes and showed their terrible claws’.

by SippyCup on Jun 29, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buster Olney is a moron the whole point the Minnesota Twins are building this new stadium is for increased revinue so they should be able to hang on to a player like Mauer. Second Mauer WOULD take less money to stay in Minnesota hes a good guy

"If at first you don't succeed - Skydiving isn't for you"

by Zoxide on Jun 29, 2009 12:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Olney is definitely not a moron,

and frankly most people would salivate at the type of money that they KNOW the Yankees and Red Sox are going to be throwing at them.

I think Hunter really did want to remain a Twin for life, but in the end his frustrations combined with the legitimate desire to make twice as much money somewhere else where he could win. Few people would turn away from that, nor should fans (who have a brain) be mad at them for such a smart business decision.

by montanatwinsfan on Jun 29, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be mad at Mauer, at all.

But I would hate the Yankees more than words can describe.

Wait a minute…. I already do!

‘And the wild things roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth and rolled their terrible eyes and showed their terrible claws’.

by SippyCup on Jun 29, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't even hate the Yankees

I would hate Bill Smith and the Pohlad family. I would literally call for a public lynching.

by Milt on Tilt on Jun 29, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

public lynchings are sort of frowned upon dude

even calling for one is considered poor form these days.

"I don't care about feelings." - Lou Piniella

by natetheskate on Jun 29, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe he can just kick Bill Smith

in the shins, nothing like a good kick to the shins to modify behavior…

by caluofmn on Jun 29, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also wanna add if he did somehow some way end up playing for New York Yankees I would do what you mentioned above never watch a baseball game again.

"If at first you don't succeed - Skydiving isn't for you"

by Zoxide on Jun 29, 2009 12:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Just so we're clear, here's the recap of Olney's post.

1. Mauer could be a free agent at the end of 2010. This means he could leave for greener pastures.

2. That said, Mauer’s a local boy, and he’s represented by agent Ron Shapiro, who made deals for Puckett and Ripken that kept both with their original franchises.

3. If Mauer wants to chase the biggest offer, the Twins may not be able to afford him – but there’s no guarantee that that’s what he’ll do.

So the headline doesn’t exactly match the article.

by Jon Marthaler on Jun 29, 2009 1:01 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks, I dont have insider

your recap proves that Olney is not a moron.

by montanatwinsfan on Jun 29, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mauer does wear pinstripes

Mauer does wear pinstripes…..when the Twins don their Road Grey jerseys
:p

by DedicatedFollowerOfFashion on Jun 29, 2009 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome

"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

by BeefMaster on Jun 29, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Good call

‘And the wild things roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth and rolled their terrible eyes and showed their terrible claws’.

by SippyCup on Jun 29, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

and home whites

unless my TV has gone on the fritz…

that guy is nothing but pin stripe wearer

by caluofmn on Jun 29, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

you

you are right, the home uni’s do have pinstripes too

by DedicatedFollowerOfFashion on Jun 29, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except on Saturdays in 2009

When we have the 1983 home whites with the ugly red hats.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jun 29, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the blue alternates

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by thewild_viking_twins on Jun 30, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope you're right

and Mauer gives the same “hometown discount” Kirby gave. It’d kill me to see him playing for the hated redsox or the evil empire (yankees).

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jun 29, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Those Yankee bastards!

Joe’s not going anywhere. That will single-handedly end Twins baseball. The Yankees would win the world series for at least 5 years in a row. I can’t stand the thought of this. I need to go OD on something to get that wicked thought out of my mind.

"He didn’t call me or anything. It was an accident, but a lot of people would have called to see how someone is doing after they got hit in the head. Especially if they had to go on the DL." — Morneau on pitcher Ron Villone after an April 2005 beaning.

by Gonzo2 on Jun 29, 2009 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

might I suggest cheese curds...

of course an OD on those you won’t live long enough to see if Mauer goes to NY or not.

by caluofmn on Jun 29, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mauer isn’t going anywhere people will be outraged whats the point of the new stadium then? Hunter isn’t the same as Mauer, Mauer grew up here I never liked Hunter anyway

"If at first you don't succeed - Skydiving isn't for you"

by Zoxide on Jun 30, 2009 1:04 AM EDT reply actions  

No Average Joe

Joe Mauer is the Derek Jeter of the Twins, in that he is priceless to his organization. I can’t imagine the Twins organization letting him go, as I see them paying him whatever it takes, (perhaps 20 million?) to keep him in Red White and Blue. Expect Bill Smith and Co. to keep Joe around for his whole career in Minnesota.

by KirbyPuckett34 on Jun 30, 2009 5:40 AM EDT reply actions  

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