Game 114: Kansas City Royals @ Minnesota Twins
by Adam Peterson on Aug 13, 2009 12:00 PM EDT
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Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins, Aug 13, 2009 1:10 PM EDT
First Pitch: 12:10pm CDT
TV: FS-N
Radio: Twins Radio Network
Know Thine Enemy: Royals Review
After splitting the first two games against Kansas City (6-14 L, 7-1 W), the Twins look to take the rubber game of the series this afternoon at the Metrodome. After a stellar performance from Francisco Liriano last night (7 IP, 3 H, 1 ER, 8 SO, 1 BB), the Twins look to Carl Pavano to start the ball rolling toward some degree of consistency in the starting rotation.
Some additional notes of interest:
- Delmon Young is on fire, finally. He's on a 6 game hitting streak, batting .333 (8 for 24) with 6 runs, 2 HR and 4 RBI since August 4th. Delmon is driving the ball with authority, and at least over the past three games, he's given us a glimpse of that long awaited power stroke. However, he is 2 for 23 (.087) for his career against Gil Meche, so we could see a Span-Gomez-Cuddyer configuration in the outfield.
- Michael Cuddyer has destroyed Meche over his career, going 7 for 13 (.538) with a HR and 3 RBI. Let's hope his success continues.
Starting Pitchers
With one start as a member of the Minnesota Twins under his belt, Carl Pavano looks like the real deal. While his season totals (5.09 ERA, 155 hits allowed in 132.2 IP), Carl's peripherals tell a different story, as his FIP (4.18) is much lower than his ERA. The hits allowed appear to be driven by a high .326 BABIP, resulting in approximately an extra 10 hits allowed over the season. In addition to the hits, Pavano's HR/FB (11.9%) and 65.9% strand rate are also below career averages. However, this afternoon's start could be a problem for Pavano. As good as he has been against Detroit so far in 2009, he has been hit hard by the Royals to the tune of an 8.64 ERA in 3 starts this season.
This afternoon's start will be the first for Gil Meche since returning from the DL due to a back injury. Meche entered the 2009 season as the Royals #2 starter, behind Zack Greinke and ahead of last night's starter, Brian Bannister. Reports indicate that Meche will be limited to between 90 and 100 pitches today, so look for the Twins hitters to be a little more patient than usual in an attempt to knock Meche out early and get to the Royals' AL-worst bullpen (5.16 ERA) to do some damage in the 5th inning and beyond.
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Twins lineup
1. Span – CF
2. O-Cab – SS
3. Mauer – DH
4. Docmore – 1B
5. Kubs – LF
6. Cuddles – RF
7. Credo – 3B
8. Reddawg – C
9. Funto – 2B
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
by 33MorneauMVP on Aug 13, 2009 12:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Has
Casilla been claimed on waivers or what?
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by 33MorneauMVP on Aug 13, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would think yesterday's "misprint" was insulting enough
but not playing again…ouch.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. -Leo Durocher
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would he be insulted?
Seems reasonable that you have to bat better than .172/.266/.219 in order to “expect” to play. These guys are pros…
by DavidRF on Aug 13, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funto
Is that a more fun version of LNP?
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Aug 13, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pavano day :)
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. -Leo Durocher
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 12:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF
Why is Gomez not playing?
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by fetch9 on Aug 13, 2009 12:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gardy hates you :(
sorry
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. -Leo Durocher
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poor fetch9
but why is Go Go not playing?
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
he really should be played more often. :\
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. -Leo Durocher
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
GetAway Day...
Mauer→DH
Kubel→LF
Outfield→Crowded…
by DavidRF on Aug 13, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Numbers
Mauer is DH so Kubel needs to grab a glove and Span is our leadoff hitter and Cuddyer kills Meche so no room for Go-Go or Delmon.
by CCTwinsFan on Aug 13, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
victim of Delmon being on a hot streak right now?
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Aug 13, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nevermind
should have checked that Delmon wasn’t there either before posting that
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Aug 13, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mauer is the DH
so Kubel in LF, Cuddyer crushes Meche, and we don’t want to sit Span.
by Adam Peterson on Aug 13, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im an idiot
I didn’t see that Delmon wasn’t in there either.
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by fetch9 on Aug 13, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's go boys!
Remember you guys Do Not suck and you are playing the ROYALS
Win Twins…
my productivity is already sinking fast
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 12:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
productivity is overrated anyway
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. -Leo Durocher
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll have to remember that
thank gawd the Twins don’t play more day games though
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had heard this last weekend
that Pavano had been pushed back a day and was starting against Cleve-Land. No?
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by FoulJack on Aug 13, 2009 12:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nope.
apparently he told Gardy he wanted to start today.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. -Leo Durocher
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gameday is up...
Both lineups have been posted. I think Pavano’s start is official.
by DavidRF on Aug 13, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gomez will pinch run and be defensive replacement for Kubel again
I’m almost certain that will happen at some point in the game. That’s actually good managing by Gardy, give him a little credit.
by DJL44 on Aug 13, 2009 12:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree.
Assuming Kubel gets on base later in the game…
by Adam Peterson on Aug 13, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he gets out, they just skip the pinch-run part...
Depending on when Kubel is due up next, they’ll bring in Gomez in the 7th/8th/9th. There might be a judgement call between Kubes bat and Gomez’ glove if Kubes is due to bat in the 9th, but if Kubes bats in the 7th, its an easy sub.
by DavidRF on Aug 13, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game is on TV?
Screw it, I’m skipping my last day of work.
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by fetch9 on Aug 13, 2009 1:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well if it's going to be your last day anyways...
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just hope he has no plans to go back.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. -Leo Durocher
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Friend of mine bailed on his last day...
Then he forgot he had to go back to pick up his check. :-)
by DavidRF on Aug 13, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha oops!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. -Leo Durocher
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well
Maybe I will go to work
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by fetch9 on Aug 13, 2009 1:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it's only the first inning.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. -Leo Durocher
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Couple of quick outs afterwards...
At least its not like tuesday…
by DavidRF on Aug 13, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wayyy better than Tuesday
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. -Leo Durocher
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, go to work,
and do what Caluofmn and I are doing…very little.
by montanatwinsfan on Aug 13, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
except I have no internet there
we have a radio, but I’m not sure I want to subject myself to that
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by fetch9 on Aug 13, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ouchie
right in the weak spot
poor ump
by Hjorvarthr on Aug 13, 2009 1:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pavano looks like he has gas out there today.
by montanatwinsfan on Aug 13, 2009 1:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
gas pains, that is.
constant frowny, scrunchy face.
by montanatwinsfan on Aug 13, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pavano must be feeling that Metrodome smell Cabrera did :)
by Hjorvarthr on Aug 13, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mailed a link of that article to my mom...
Because my mom makes tuna casserole and all…
She didn’t get it. She said she’s been to the dome and didn’t notice the smell. :-)
by DavidRF on Aug 13, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha does your mom know what The Onion is??
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. -Leo Durocher
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually she does...
Even explaining it to her, she still seemed a bit perplexed.
I guess you just don’t make jokes about her tuna casserole. :-)
by DavidRF on Aug 13, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe that's just his normal face. :\
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. -Leo Durocher
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how did DeJesus
triple to shallow center?
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by 33MorneauMVP on Aug 13, 2009 1:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it was shallow
until it rolled to the deep part of the Dome
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and where was Span
on all this?
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by 33MorneauMVP on Aug 13, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Span doesnt
like Meche:
2-13 career
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by 33MorneauMVP on Aug 13, 2009 1:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
O-Cab loves
Meche:
10-28, 1 2B, 1 HR, 7 RBI
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by 33MorneauMVP on Aug 13, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cabrera needs some tape to hang on to his bat
by Hjorvarthr on Aug 13, 2009 1:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
if you believe in baby joe jebus
he will score
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morneau with a weak dribbler up 3rd for an out.
This guy stinks at 1st. He’s nowhere near as good as Mauer!
by montanatwinsfan on Aug 13, 2009 1:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what do you think his trade value is?
I bet we’d get less for him than Delmon Young.
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
true,
but the two of ’em together in a package deal could get us a good RH RP.
by montanatwinsfan on Aug 13, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if we had traded
Puckett after the 91 season, we would be a winning team right now.
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by 33MorneauMVP on Aug 13, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
crack is whack
but you guys are funny
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cuddyer has even
less trade value than Delmon…whats up with a weak popup to second? That is not acceptable.
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by 33MorneauMVP on Aug 13, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twins career vs Meche
Span: 2-13
O-Cab: 10-28, 1 2B, 1 HR, 7 RBI
Mauer: 5-17, 1 HR, 6 RBI
Morneau: 10-33, 2 2B, 2 HR, 8 RBI
Kubs: 5-24, 3 2B, 1 RBI
Cuddyer: 7-13, 1 2B, 1 HR, 3 RBI
Crede: 3-18, 2 2B
Redmond: 1-6
Funto: 5-24, 2 2B, 1 RBI
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by 33MorneauMVP on Aug 13, 2009 1:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so far
we are seeing another Liriano performance (minus Ks)…first inning run, then buckle up.
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by 33MorneauMVP on Aug 13, 2009 1:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
alright...
I spoke to soon. KNOCK ON WOOD!!!!
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by 33MorneauMVP on Aug 13, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, time for the top of the lineup to deliver again
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree
lets just skip Funto….
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by 33MorneauMVP on Aug 13, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I keep seeing Fungo...
Maybe that’s what Nick’s problem is… he’s using the wrong bat.
by DavidRF on Aug 13, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that very well could
be…still doesnt make sense though for when he hit that homer, so long ago, in jumping bean Texas.
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by 33MorneauMVP on Aug 13, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gordon was a can't miss prospect at one point
Bust? Or is there a chance he’ll get healthy and start hitting.
by DavidRF on Aug 13, 2009 1:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
a definate bust
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by 33MorneauMVP on Aug 13, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no effing way
the guy picked before him is a bust
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by fetch9 on Aug 13, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pavano does look a little testy out there
He kinda looks like he would be a jerk if you met him on the street.
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 1:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Unless,
when you met him on the street you had a small dime bag and a 6-pack of Bud Light.
by montanatwinsfan on Aug 13, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or a dish of steaming hot tuna casserole!
by montanatwinsfan on Aug 13, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sadly,
my wife is from New York City. She just doesn’t get the tuna casserole thing and wont eat it when I get nostalgic for home and make myself up a family sized batch.
next time I should try some couscous
by montanatwinsfan on Aug 13, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its just too
little too late…
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by 33MorneauMVP on Aug 13, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great KC rocking the Twins again.
by montanatwinsfan on Aug 13, 2009 1:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't understand this
it’s the ROYALS.
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They have had Pavano's number this year
by Adam Peterson on Aug 13, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently not.
He was originally scheduled to pitch tomorrow with Duensing or Swarzak today. Looks like they should have kept it that way.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pavano is only good against the Tigers apparently.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 1:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hey montana
work starting to look good to you?
I’ve begun to respond to emails again… so sad
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 1:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, decided not to forego my noon time basketball game.
Maybe after lunch it’ll look up again.
by montanatwinsfan on Aug 13, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
I’m going into work
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by fetch9 on Aug 13, 2009 1:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ill probably throw a kid against the wall. You know, the usual.
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by fetch9 on Aug 13, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
I didn’t know you were a teacher.
Wha? What did I say??? :)
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually I work at a daycare.
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by fetch9 on Aug 13, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no Royal should have a 10 pitch AB
and yet there it is
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 2:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
sad
but not as sad as being down 3 runs to the ROYALS!
I’m seeing another bad day for TC Bear again…
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
death by t-shirt gun was a bad way to go for TC
but losing the game and the series at home against the ROYALS???
it will have to be worse… maybe death by Dome Dog?
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's more likely to be death by fan rage :(
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fans streaming through the concourse
“how dare you smile, you bear!”
“you think this is funny? see my kid is crying b/c the Twins suck so bad!”
“get him!”
all that would be left is tuffs of fur…
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is embarrassing to be getting our asses kicked by the Royals. The last time they won a series against an American League team was the first week of May. If the playoffs weren’t out of the picture before, they will be by weekends end.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh
And the last road series victory for the deadly Royals? May 3rd against the Twins.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and the series that cost the Twins the division last year
against the Royals at home
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are clearly just out to sabotage us
Jerks
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is this dude in the booth
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by fetch9 on Aug 13, 2009 2:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They did a video feature before the game on him. Something with the DQ Day.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
every blizzard today gives money to childrens miracle fund
or something
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, lucky Jessica gets to take the kids at work to DQ for the fundraising thing.
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
eff that
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by fetch9 on Aug 13, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha, trust me, I tried very hard to get out of doing it.
damn kids are persistant.
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
The kid in the video said he wanted to be a broadcaster. I’m guessing that’s why they brought him to the game, etc.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so he gets to broadcast the Twins sucking to the ROYALS
that’s just mean
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this game is making doing work look like fun
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 2:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
they just want to make it more exciting for when they rally back in the 6th.
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah... giving up a big inning stinks...
But the offense doesn’t even appear to be clawing its way back either. The occasional run in these situations just to show that they are still alive would be nice.
by DavidRF on Aug 13, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d love to see Gardy just start ripping the team’s play. Maybe that’ll get them fired up. They ask for a player, get Cabrera (who has done a great job), and then they don’t play well themselves.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 2:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
O-Cab is turning out to be a great deal
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Span walked
hopefully OCab’s hitting streak is continued here
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
stupid work
talk to you guys later, hopefully my exit is our good luck charm
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by fetch9 on Aug 13, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
damn I’m good
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by fetch9 on Aug 13, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed...
Joe Mauer is good.
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by BeefMaster on Aug 13, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also...
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by BeefMaster on Aug 13, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
that is begging to be photoshopped.
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta flip the image, too... Joe's a lefty
:-)
by DavidRF on Aug 13, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
boo Cuddyer
he is the AntiClutch to Mauer’s Baby Jesus
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Aug 13, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sounded like he gave it a ride, at least
I’m just listening on the radio, but there was a definite “Oooh!” from the crowd on Cuddyer’s hit.
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by BeefMaster on Aug 13, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's good
I’m only on gameday, so I couldn’t tell how well he hit that
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Aug 13, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pavano
Looks stiff. Just watching him walk looks painful
by .mnqwerd on Aug 13, 2009 2:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Reliever can't throw strikes...
I like when the other team does that… :-)
by DavidRF on Aug 13, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Guess they noticed too...
Gone after six balls and no strikes…
by DavidRF on Aug 13, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 on, no outs
SOMETHING must be scored here.
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Back to back walks
C’mon rally!
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Aug 13, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HOW!
how does he always fail at bunting?
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he will be the first inductee to the Baseball Hall of Shame
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he certainly did the walk of shame back to the dugout
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
:)
and he still got the atta boy ass slap by Gardy…
I’m guessing
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha, I don't know about that
but pretty likely
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll spread the rumor
and say it happened
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Punto
How worthless can you be. For ##$@#$ sakes. Get the bunt down. what a worthless player
by .mnqwerd on Aug 13, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Intentional Out...
We could just have him take three practice swings in the batters box and be done with it.
by DavidRF on Aug 13, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's have TC bat in his place
or the pitcher
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Punto
is a worthless player. Twice this week he has failed to get a bunt down. Then he pouts his way to the dugout.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
QFT
I used to be a big Punto backer because of his hustle, etc… Of course, at one time he could put down a bunt.
by redheadzeb on Aug 13, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too
At least I wasn’t a hater like many Twins fans have been for a while. I can’t take it anymore. I would rather have Luis Rodriquez back. I am sick of his defense being an excuse for him even having a job. His defense is not as good as most people think.
by .mnqwerd on Aug 13, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if defense wasn't enough for Dougie Baseball
it can’t be enough for LNP…
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good Point
I bet Dougie would get the bunt down in a big situation like that.
by .mnqwerd on Aug 13, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never publicly bashed Punto.
But now, when he can’t hardly hit .200, can’t get a bunt down, and doesn’t play all that spectacular defense, I’m sick of it. The Twins are paying him $4 million this year and next, and they could get so many better players for that money.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 million
he should buy 4 million DQ blizzards today b/c he ddoesn’t deserve one penny of that money
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least he’d be helping some cause.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
his defense this year hasn't even been that good
I could defend him last year, when he was hitting a lot better and playing a much better defense. But this year he isn’t really doing anything right…
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Aug 13, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
His UZR this season at shortstop is only 0.8.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't get over Punto
Why does he play. I bet gardy just patted him on the ass in the dugout “nice try”
by .mnqwerd on Aug 13, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Problem is that Casilla's been worse...
Gotta be someone in Rochester or New Britain who can play…
by DavidRF on Aug 13, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather see Casilla.
He gives you a better chance than Punto.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not this year...
Casilla’s been brutal. Absolutely brutal
by DavidRF on Aug 13, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
But I have more of his clutch hits on memory than any from Punto (have there been any from Punto?).
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Selective memory...
Casilla’s clutch stats are awful. Just brutal. Punto beat Casilla for the 2B job fair and square.
Punto’s just been slightly less worse for longer.
by DavidRF on Aug 13, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
some agrument
that really doesn’t make me feel good about the Twins…
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At this point...
The Twins may as well be looking in old Britain… Jesse, wanna play second base?
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on Aug 13, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody knows.
He continues to find his way in the lineup when he can barely hit .200 and can’t get a single bunt down.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes LNP is Gardy's secret love child
Gardy was attracted to the hustle and grittiness of LNP’s mother. She was such a gamer…
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Aug 13, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, 1 out, BASES LOADED
OCab and Baby Jesus.
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm blaming Punto if we lose.
I know Span walked, but he took away any momentum they had.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
start blaming
almost lost it on the call I was on
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gomez helping out with the bullpen
so now he can be the emergency emergency emergency catcher
by Hjorvarthr on Aug 13, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright, I made it back to a game!
by montanatwinsfan on Aug 13, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you missed the awesome failed bunt attempt by Punto
seriously frustrating
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Failed bunt by Punto,
I don’t believe you.
by montanatwinsfan on Aug 13, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, I know, it sounds ridiculous
but it actually happened. With only one out and runnerS on to boot.
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow...Joe Mauer has his own music/graphic for being up to bat next
Impressive
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A bad beginning
But a good ending for a Pavano
Recovered nicely to keep them in the game
by Hjorvarthr on Aug 13, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
do you think
Blackie was paying attention?
Perkins was paying attentions?
who’s our pitchers again?
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's try this again
we believe baby joe jebus!
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lets take the lead Justin!
"He didn’t call me or anything. It was an accident, but a lot of people would have called to see how someone is doing after they got hit in the head. Especially if they had to go on the DL." — Morneau on pitcher Ron Villone after an April 2005 beaning.
by Gonzo2 on Aug 13, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bremer gives Punto a pass
And why not. I love how he stated Span’s walk basically made Punto’s failed bunt a non issue.
by .mnqwerd on Aug 13, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHA!
"He didn’t call me or anything. It was an accident, but a lot of people would have called to see how someone is doing after they got hit in the head. Especially if they had to go on the DL." — Morneau on pitcher Ron Villone after an April 2005 beaning.
by Gonzo2 on Aug 13, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s what I don’t like. He always gets a pass because of something.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn’t you think Punto would have taken some bunting practice after Sunday’s failure?
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you would think
but no matter how he fails Gardy is on the top step giving him the Atta Boy ass slap (trademark pending)
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You would think
With the way he’s hitting. He may as well bunt the entire BP
by .mnqwerd on Aug 13, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What's the replay show?
Good call?
"You should enter a ballpark like you enter a church." - Bill "Spaceman" Lee
by Dr. Yogi on Aug 13, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow..
That was a great call. The ball beat him by a mile, but the ump got it right.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
cool, thanks.
"You should enter a ballpark like you enter a church." - Bill "Spaceman" Lee
by Dr. Yogi on Aug 13, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice Slide
Mauer continues his miracles
by .mnqwerd on Aug 13, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i think you're taking his awesomeness for granted
by montanatwinsfan on Aug 13, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The thing with Morneau is he’ll go on a slump one week and then the next hit 5 HR, drive in 12 and be the player of the week.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clutch hit by Cuddyer?
Don’t hold your breathe. Look for some pitches in the dirt.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
come on Cuddy!
"You should enter a ballpark like you enter a church." - Bill "Spaceman" Lee
by Dr. Yogi on Aug 13, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cuddy...redemption time
please don’t suck
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's all or nothing with him.
(Hoping for the All!)
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bottom of the order next. This are looking gloomy. The Tigers lead and we’ll be back to five back.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I blame
The Red Sox. Christ, they have JJ Redick in the outfield for them today.
I don’t even recognize the Red Sox anymore.
Favorite Comedians: Mike Birbiglia, Doug Benson, Daniel Tosh, Delmon Young in Left Field.
by y2jayjk on Aug 13, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
neither do baseball fans that date before the monster of Red Sox Nation
was created in a lab
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. We’re so much worse than that, but I’ll take having a chance. I’m not sure they’re going to do it though.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah if we were in the AL East,
there would be a lot of pressure to have been sellers at the break and we dont have a lot to sell other than maybe Nathan and/or Cuddyer.
It would be sad.
by montanatwinsfan on Aug 13, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cuddyer
Proves almost every game why he should not be traded ever.
Favorite Comedians: Mike Birbiglia, Doug Benson, Daniel Tosh, Delmon Young in Left Field.
by y2jayjk on Aug 13, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s having a solid year in the field and at the plate (hitting above his career average). It just seems like he strikes out too much in clutch situations and more so on pitches in the dirt.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if he gets any better
it might be the best time to trade him
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice throw, Cuddles!
"He didn’t call me or anything. It was an accident, but a lot of people would have called to see how someone is doing after they got hit in the head. Especially if they had to go on the DL." — Morneau on pitcher Ron Villone after an April 2005 beaning.
by Gonzo2 on Aug 13, 2009 3:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fun Fact: Baby J has driven in all of the Twins runs today.
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he has one more AB
he’ll have time for more runs to drive in :)
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Aug 13, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey statheads, a question
Does the UZR or any other defensive stat take into consideration throwing? I can imagine how a stat can be created to judge the range of a fielder, but how do you judge throwing? Seems like Cuddy’s defensive value would be helped by a way to statistically judge his ability to throw runners out/ keep runners from even trying to advance in the first place.
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by Dr. Yogi on Aug 13, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HERE COMES YOGI!
"He didn’t call me or anything. It was an accident, but a lot of people would have called to see how someone is doing after they got hit in the head. Especially if they had to go on the DL." — Morneau on pitcher Ron Villone after an April 2005 beaning.
by Gonzo2 on Aug 13, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe the UZR takes into consideration throwing, but I thought I read not for outfielders.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Crede sucks - end of story.
"He didn’t call me or anything. It was an accident, but a lot of people would have called to see how someone is doing after they got hit in the head. Especially if they had to go on the DL." — Morneau on pitcher Ron Villone after an April 2005 beaning.
by Gonzo2 on Aug 13, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Batting.
"He didn’t call me or anything. It was an accident, but a lot of people would have called to see how someone is doing after they got hit in the head. Especially if they had to go on the DL." — Morneau on pitcher Ron Villone after an April 2005 beaning.
by Gonzo2 on Aug 13, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Punto=Suck
Crede at least has power.
by .mnqwerd on Aug 13, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
True.
A 3 run homer doesn’t make up for a .237 average.
"He didn’t call me or anything. It was an accident, but a lot of people would have called to see how someone is doing after they got hit in the head. Especially if they had to go on the DL." — Morneau on pitcher Ron Villone after an April 2005 beaning.
by Gonzo2 on Aug 13, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The .237 average argument doesn’t work. If you were expecting much more when he was signed, you were dreaming. His career average is .250.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
power, especially in the # 5, 6, or 7 slot
can make up for a lack of average.
by montanatwinsfan on Aug 13, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's about average at the plate...
Weak contact, good discipline… still mediocre OBP, but got some pop. In all, his OPS+ tends to hover around 100…
Solid glove with average bat at 3B has value. He’s worth keeping around until Valencia is ready.
by DavidRF on Aug 13, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the Twins didn't sign for avg
they signed him for his power. It would be nice if he were at .250 but asking for any more than that and you’re playing fantasy baseball
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn’t say he sucks. He has 15 HR and 44 RBI this season in 80 games. Plus he has the best UZR among all 3B in baseball.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I miss Mike Lamb.
"You should enter a ballpark like you enter a church." - Bill "Spaceman" Lee
by Dr. Yogi on Aug 13, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Harris!
glad to see you-know-who isn’t in anymore
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Punto Benched?
So Gardy actually benched Punto?
by .mnqwerd on Aug 13, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish they'd eat...
you-know-who’s contract for next season.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gomez
Is seriously 11 years old, it’s so awesome.
Favorite Comedians: Mike Birbiglia, Doug Benson, Daniel Tosh, Delmon Young in Left Field.
by y2jayjk on Aug 13, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good AB, Harris!
"He didn’t call me or anything. It was an accident, but a lot of people would have called to see how someone is doing after they got hit in the head. Especially if they had to go on the DL." — Morneau on pitcher Ron Villone after an April 2005 beaning.
by Gonzo2 on Aug 13, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I doubt it.
"He didn’t call me or anything. It was an accident, but a lot of people would have called to see how someone is doing after they got hit in the head. Especially if they had to go on the DL." — Morneau on pitcher Ron Villone after an April 2005 beaning.
by Gonzo2 on Aug 13, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is John Gordon on vacation?
Is it just Black Jack and Dazzle Man in the TRN booth today? Gordo’s not sick or anything, is he?
"You should enter a ballpark like you enter a church." - Bill "Spaceman" Lee
by Dr. Yogi on Aug 13, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm also wondering this
Say what you want about Gordo, but he’s about a bazillion times the play-by-play man that Gladden is.
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on Aug 13, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's sad for the Royals that they keep having to use Soria for 2 inning saves
But it’s even more sad for the Twins that we couldn’t score off of their horrible bullpen
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Aug 13, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
runners on 3rd at the end of 2 different innings
ridiculous
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Positives
We have the 3 guys we want up in the bot 9
Favorite Comedians: Mike Birbiglia, Doug Benson, Daniel Tosh, Delmon Young in Left Field.
by y2jayjk on Aug 13, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
uh oh...
Jesse Crain is coming on. White flag?
"You should enter a ballpark like you enter a church." - Bill "Spaceman" Lee
by Dr. Yogi on Aug 13, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They should have used him last night and Guerrier today.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That makes way too much sense.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby
by FoulJack on Aug 13, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it seems like daily.
"He didn’t call me or anything. It was an accident, but a lot of people would have called to see how someone is doing after they got hit in the head. Especially if they had to go on the DL." — Morneau on pitcher Ron Villone after an April 2005 beaning.
by Gonzo2 on Aug 13, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell is this?
Didn’t we use our two best relievers yesterday in a 6 run game? And now we have a HIGH leverage 1-run situation and we go to the Crainwreck?
by ajmargarine on Aug 13, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We are 1-46 when trailing after 8 innings..
says the Dazzel Man.
That is a SUCK stat.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby
by FoulJack on Aug 13, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder who has the best record and what that is...
"You should enter a ballpark like you enter a church." - Bill "Spaceman" Lee
by Dr. Yogi on Aug 13, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wonder what most of the bottom of MLB's record is, like
the bottom 10 teams or so. Probably similar to 1-46
by ajmargarine on Aug 13, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my guess is the Yankees have the best
they seem to have a lot of late game come back victories, at least recently.
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Aug 13, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does Cabrera have a hit today?
"You should enter a ballpark like you enter a church." - Bill "Spaceman" Lee
by Dr. Yogi on Aug 13, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
just tuned in a little while ago.
"You should enter a ballpark like you enter a church." - Bill "Spaceman" Lee
by Dr. Yogi on Aug 13, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
"He didn’t call me or anything. It was an accident, but a lot of people would have called to see how someone is doing after they got hit in the head. Especially if they had to go on the DL." — Morneau on pitcher Ron Villone after an April 2005 beaning.
by Gonzo2 on Aug 13, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oy... Kubel
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on Aug 13, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Defensive subs are key.
Favorite Comedians: Mike Birbiglia, Doug Benson, Daniel Tosh, Delmon Young in Left Field.
by y2jayjk on Aug 13, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking, “Why isn’t Gomez in”. But Kubel could bat next inning and his bat could be a key to a comeback.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...
If they take out Kubel, that puts Gomez in the five hole next inning, in a potential clutch spot.
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on Aug 13, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kubel just made the mistake that Cuddyer did back in Oakland. Do NOT dive for the ball in a one-run game. Play it on a bounce and allow the single.
by Twins Territory on Aug 13, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Who is worse?
Kubel or Delmon in LF?
Kubel’s look way more sad than Delmon’s F ups.
Favorite Comedians: Mike Birbiglia, Doug Benson, Daniel Tosh, Delmon Young in Left Field.
by y2jayjk on Aug 13, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kubel Defense = bad triple at a bad time.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby
by FoulJack on Aug 13, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kubel, bad with walls, bad with turf, bad with glove
good with bat
by ajmargarine on Aug 13, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow...that could be really, really bad
Kubes…sigh.
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They can't put Go-go in.
He’s busy warming up pitchers in the bullpen today because Redmond and Mauer are both in the game.
"You should enter a ballpark like you enter a church." - Bill "Spaceman" Lee
by Dr. Yogi on Aug 13, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They should give two thirds of that triple to Kubel
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on Aug 13, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactly
clear single, clear two base error.
by ajmargarine on Aug 13, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crain
IMPRESSIVE.
Favorite Comedians: Mike Birbiglia, Doug Benson, Daniel Tosh, Delmon Young in Left Field.
by y2jayjk on Aug 13, 2009 4:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Swell inning for Crainwreck.
"He didn’t call me or anything. It was an accident, but a lot of people would have called to see how someone is doing after they got hit in the head. Especially if they had to go on the DL." — Morneau on pitcher Ron Villone after an April 2005 beaning.
by Gonzo2 on Aug 13, 2009 4:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is there hope for Crain?
Can he rebound next year?
"You should enter a ballpark like you enter a church." - Bill "Spaceman" Lee
by Dr. Yogi on Aug 13, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He'll rebound this year, my friend.
"He didn’t call me or anything. It was an accident, but a lot of people would have called to see how someone is doing after they got hit in the head. Especially if they had to go on the DL." — Morneau on pitcher Ron Villone after an April 2005 beaning.
by Gonzo2 on Aug 13, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
a little too late
to matter, I’m afraid.
"You should enter a ballpark like you enter a church." - Bill "Spaceman" Lee
by Dr. Yogi on Aug 13, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jason Kubel owes Crain dinner
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by BeefMaster on Aug 13, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We need a nickname for Crain when he is good
All I can think of is Crainium
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Aug 13, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bullet Crain?
"You should enter a ballpark like you enter a church." - Bill "Spaceman" Lee
by Dr. Yogi on Aug 13, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
UCraine?
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on Aug 13, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
1 out...
I was hoping the baby jesus could walk off on water
by DavidRF on Aug 13, 2009 4:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha!
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on Aug 13, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(sigh)
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on Aug 13, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Losing a series to the Royals is so NOT OKAY.
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 4:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
especially the way they've been playing since May.
"You should enter a ballpark like you enter a church." - Bill "Spaceman" Lee
by Dr. Yogi on Aug 13, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that sucked.
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
by BeefMaster on Aug 13, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What the f*&%
My poor heart cannot take much more of this season. Off to work, maybe the screaming kids will calm my nerves.
by fischean on Aug 13, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
remember it wasn't their fault
the Twins would have won if one of them played instead of LNP
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK!
"He didn’t call me or anything. It was an accident, but a lot of people would have called to see how someone is doing after they got hit in the head. Especially if they had to go on the DL." — Morneau on pitcher Ron Villone after an April 2005 beaning.
by Gonzo2 on Aug 13, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How the hell are we supposed to make the damn playoffs if we can't beat the friggin' Royals!?
"He didn’t call me or anything. It was an accident, but a lot of people would have called to see how someone is doing after they got hit in the head. Especially if they had to go on the DL." — Morneau on pitcher Ron Villone after an April 2005 beaning.
by Gonzo2 on Aug 13, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, thanks! =)
"He didn’t call me or anything. It was an accident, but a lot of people would have called to see how someone is doing after they got hit in the head. Especially if they had to go on the DL." — Morneau on pitcher Ron Villone after an April 2005 beaning.
by Gonzo2 on Aug 13, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not our year
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on Aug 13, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If I was at that game I'd be booing
those last few innings were pretty sad
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by thewild_viking_twins on Aug 13, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hopefully not throwing beer on CF
leave that for Chicago
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you just compare me to Chicago fans?
I’m insulted
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by thewild_viking_twins on Aug 13, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was rhetorical
I knew you would never do that.
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Royals 5, Mauer 4, Twins 0
augh
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Aug 13, 2009 4:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can the Twins
find an injury on Redmond so they can call up Morales
bench Punto… forever
I can’t think of anything else
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 4:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We actually have to pay Punto for another year of this nonsense!
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on Aug 13, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
close eyes, pinch nose, and swallow
at this point I don’t see how anyone can argue that playing him is better than having him ride the bench.
He failed 2 bunts, 2! His defense is not winning any web gems either.
Personally I’d rather see Harris out there so they have potentially a better hitter. If not Harris, then someone else but at this point hasn’t LNP played himself out of the job?
by caluofmn on Aug 13, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Next year we're no longer paying Mike Lamb
So, next year those wasted dollars can go to Punto while he’s the one playing for the Buffalo Bisons.
by DavidRF on Aug 13, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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