Game 121: Minnesota Twins (58-62) at Texas Rangers (67-52)
Minnesota Twins at Texas Rangers, Aug 20, 2009 8:05 PM EDT
First Pitch: 7:05pm CDT
TV: FS-N
Radio: Twins Radio Network
Know Thine Enemy: Lone Star Ball
After a second straight come from behind victory last night in Arlington, the Twins look to take 3 out of 4 tonight against the Rangers. At four games below .500, Minnesota needs a long, hot streak in order to climb back into the thick of the AL Central race. Where better to kick off such a streak than Texas, where it's too hot and humid to even play a day getaway game?
Starting Pitchers
Rookie Derek Holland is considered the second highest pitching prospect (to Neftali Feliz) in the Texas organization. A four-pitch left hander, Holland features a low 90's fastball, slider, curve and change. His rookie season, as for most, has been one of ups and downs. Over his last four starts, he's been very good, pitching 28.2 IP, 16 H, 7 R, 6 ER, 8 BB, 25 SO over the last month. In a start against Minnesota on July 19th, the Twins managed 3 runs on 5 hits and 4 walks over 4 innings. Sounds like more wasted opportunities to me...
It's time for Twins pitching coach Rick Anderson to earn his paycheck. Swarzak has been an absolute mess in his three August starts, listed below. He's got an 18.00 ERA and 3.25 WHIP over the three starts. The only good news? His FIP is lower than his ERA (9.08), primarily because he's only allowed one walk this month...it's still terrible though. We should know after the first couple innings whether Swarzak will have a chance to see the 5th inning for the first time this month.
- Aug. 15: 4.0 IP, 8 H, 5 R, 5 ER, 1 BB, 2 SO, 2 HR
- Aug. 07: 1.0 IP, 8 H, 7 R, 7 ER, 0 BB, 1 SO, 2 HR
- Aug. 01: 3.0 IP, 9 H, 6 R, 4 ER, 0 BB, 1 SO, 0 HR
Lineup
Will be posted closer to game time. Expect to see Mauer DH, as he's caught the last three games and had a rough night behind the plate last night. Holland is a left hander, so Kubel may sit as well. I'm guessing Harris at 1B, Young-Gomez-Cuddyer in the OF and Mauer at DH?
UPDATE: Duh. Forgot Span. Cuddyer is at 1B. I was wondering about that...with both Kubel and Morneau sitting, the bottom of the order is a little soft.
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Career vs Holland
Span: 0-1, 1 BB, 1 RBI
Cabrera: 1-1, 1 2B
Mauer: 0-3, 1 K
Cuddyer: 0-2
Crede: N/A
Young: 1-2, 1 K
Redmond: N/A
Gomez: 0-1, 1 K
Punto: 2-2, 1 HR, 1 RBI
…….
Casilla: 1-2, 1 BB, 1 RBI, 1 GIDP
Harris: 1-2, 1 K
Morneau: 0-1, 2 BB
by benhertz on Aug 20, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OK
I was wrong yesterday. There it is.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been watching the 1987 World Series on DVD the past few nights.
FANTASTIC! Bert Blyleven’s curveball is out of this world.
I hope MLB releases the 1991 Series, soon.
by benhertz on Aug 20, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I have the 87 series on DVD as well
They released it on the 20 year anniversary, which means we can expect 1991 in…carry the one… 2011.
That was such a fun team.
by Adam Peterson on Aug 20, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Morny, No Kubes
We really need Anthony “Tony Warts” Swarzak to put the hurt on the Rangers tonight
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry
Too much Sopranos
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That could be his nickname when he pitches poorly.
Like Manship will be called Boyboat. when he has a bad outing.
by benhertz on Aug 20, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't had much time to be in the game threads lately
but Manship sounds like the name of a nautical-themed gay bar.
by matty_b on Aug 20, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seaman jokes were present
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
1 inning down
so far so good
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You know...
this “work” thing really sucks. I can’t see what’s going on! :(
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 8:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
You don't have cable tv at work like I do?
Ha ha.
by benhertz on Aug 20, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reddog swings at ball four
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shut out gone
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A movie I haven't seen
yet
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 zip
Swarzys given up a lot of deep ones tonight
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
4 zip
early night for Swarzy (I hope)
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Swarzy this is why
we can’t have nice things
by Hjorvarthr on Aug 20, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
3 up
3 down for Twinkies
It was too early for a rally I guess
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So much for this great white hope
SwarzSmack doesn’t belong.
You can’t give up 3- and 4-run leads three nights in a row to big-league teams and keep on winning. He’s smart enough to know it, but not good enough to prevent it.
Bloggin' the bloggers since 1938.
by Johnny Safron on Aug 20, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he needs to "ripen"
A little more in Rochester, but with all the pitchers we have on the DL…
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Delmon!
Maybe he’s not totally worthless. (this month)
by matty_b on Aug 20, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
4-1! Young!
Rally starts…………now!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Punto-bot 3000
Malfunctions
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't even get pissed
when Punto hits into a DP. It would be like getting mad at a baby for crapping itself.
by matty_b on Aug 20, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's in his nature this year
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walks him
Better than a 3rd homer anyway Swarzy
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gomez is the only position player with 0 GIDP
*not including Jason Pridie (0 PA)
by benhertz on Aug 20, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Span on
Rally time!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo! O-Cab on too!
Joe Mauer up! Dare I hope?
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Also: my mom texted me
“Demon Young hit a HR, 4-1”. Demon. I think we could work with that.
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
haha that's a good one
So my question: is Demon the good Delmon or the bad Delmon?
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Aug 20, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm...I would say the good one.
like, he’s a beast….demon. Eh?
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
makes more sense
and it makes the text better. Delmon Young never hits homers, but Demon Young has hit 5 this month
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Aug 20, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Demon Young
is the one I prefer shows up for games.
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Cuddy!
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
1 for 3
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hit the ball hard 2 times, both for outs.
Weak single up the middle. 1-3
by matty_b on Aug 20, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the plus side
New hitting streak begins today
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cuddy!
Loads ’em up!
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What is it with the Twins and rallying up in the 6th?
I love it, but it makes the first 5 innings seem stressful…
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It makes the W all the better
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Crede!
This would be the perfect time for a grand slam…
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Aug 20, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Crede
All or nothing
Twins RISP fail
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice pic
At least he got some air on that jump
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's supposed to represent missed opportunities :(
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh the Twins have had many,
Many, many of those this year
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
4th HR given up by Swarzak tonight.
wtf
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just about every hit has been deep tonight
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit Swarzy
That did not help our rally at all!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And
Out comes Swarzy
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
blah Swarzak
He even walked Nick Punto Taylor Teagarden….
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Aug 20, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Out of the frying pan
Into the blazing inferno
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
AKeppelypse NOW
just making sure he keeps getting called that.
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh good
AKepeelypse NOW is in, otherwise the Rangers might have scored then.
Oh, wait…..nevermind
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
typing fail
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
comment stays
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
pretty much
he’s allowed 2 already. So awesome.
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not feeling so good about a rally now
Apparently Demon Young’s HR was not a rally, only a sign of the Apokeppelypse
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Aug 20, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
8-1?
Dazzle and Gordo talking replay
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Twins are such a tease
winning two in a row, making people think “hey, maybe they have a shot this season to get second place”…and now, the great pairing of Swarzak/Keppel has shown what this team really is. :(
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Manship coming on
Scraping the bottom of the barrel BP-wise
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, if nothing else
I’ll be honest, I expected the Twins to be swept by the Rangers, so splitting the series is not a bad outcome.
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Swarzak
I think its safe to say he is pitching himself back to AAA for 2010
by clutterheart on Aug 20, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
are we STILL in the 6th?????????
god
get an out
by clutterheart on Aug 20, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They did get one
….did you want them to get TWO more? That seems to be asking a lot…
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should I be concerned
That we’re on our 3rd pitcher this inning and there’s only 1 out?
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
9-1
We only need a TD and go for the 2 to tie this up. A flea-flicker play might do it.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DeLmon is gone
Thtt was quick
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
haha he's already back to Delmon?
for shame.
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright
I’ll give him another chance. It’s only fair.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*
Thtt = That
My typing has a lot in common with Twins pitching tonight
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
9 -1
really Twins? really?
looks like there will be no win basking tonight
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A split with a hot Texas team is encouraging
better than getting swept
unless they can pull off the miracle of miracles
by Hjorvarthr on Aug 20, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless we get another moral victory
it’s looking doubtful
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*another* moral victory?
what was the first?
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose that it is a victory
haha
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are still ahead of the Tribe
A few game threads back
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
I’m still hoping for 2nd
This is just a speedbump from hell on the road to victory 09!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
World Series champs 2009…Minnesota Twins!
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cinderella story of the century!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am not sure I could handle that
my brain/heart may explode the moment they won.
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha, also another possibility.
we suffer a lot for this team.
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
for free
wait we actually pay to see this stuff?
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you for the laugh
we must have something wrong with us
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just come here for the company now...
game… what game?
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
the game (when we’re losing at least) is secondary at this point. It’s just to depressing to focus all our attention on.
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, Manship...
I was hoping you’d have a scoreless inning.
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Where's the line...
between “inconsistent” starting pitching and “bad” starting pitching? I’d like to know how close we are to it
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by thewild_viking_twins on Aug 20, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Erm... I think we have hit "bad" starting pitching, with exceptions
of Baker and Pavano, but only sometimes. So, yeah, I think we’re stuck at ‘bad’.
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
11-1
I’m starting to think this is a slaughter now.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Calls on final score?
I’m going 13-3
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Manship has hit an iceberg
and is sinking
man the lifeboats!
by Hjorvarthr on Aug 20, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad news
They forgot to buy lifeboats
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
in this place its more like
start the band playing
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The heat there must suck
Manship was just dripping with sweat. :\
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Those Ranger bats got really hot
Hitting all those runs
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well I wasn't going to say anything...
but it wasn’t exactly unattractive. haha, kidding, kidding…
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
glad we still have an angel on the blog
too bad none on the field
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha there are plenty
they just play for the Rangers
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well that's just not right
the Twins play baseball the ‘right’ way after all
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if the right way is to have sucky pitchers
then yes, yes they do. :)
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they ‘pitch to contact’ and let the defense play the game behind them…
maybe they should try something else, just saying
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol...like pitching to strike some guys out?
it’s just such a crazy thought!
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on Jooooooe
make this a um…9 run game!
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
3 outs left
To get 10 runs
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for making sure my childlike innocence stays intact!
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and when they win
they will all go home riding ponies
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Lumber Humbler on the mound
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Phil Humber, the Lumber erm...something.
how about a scoreless inning here, huh?
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Call in the Arsonists
at this point can’t they bring back Dickey time, just so we can say it’s Dickey time?
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I was always a fan of Dickey time.
it’s really a shame he’s gone.
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there has been some funny lines caused by Dickey time
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks I'll be here all week
don’t forget to tip your server
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
here's a tip: don't be a Twins fan in 09. :)
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh-huh
any constructive criticism for me, boss? :P
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what?!
well…please share then. Hmph (and yes, arms crossed).
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was kidding
as far as I can tell you’re +100000000
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You what the Twins need
Young Billy Heyward to come down out of the FO and manage this team!
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Every Ranger has a hit now
Batting practice for TX
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
according to youtube comments
that song “sucks ass”. :\
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Hold Steady does not suck!
And Craig Finn(lead singer) is a Twins fans I believe
I remember him doing a ESPN live chat thing last year
by Hjorvarthr on Aug 20, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha, I'm not saying *I* think they suck
but you know…youtubers. They’re not always the most intelligent of people.
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will Humber the Lumber Humbler have a scoreless inning?
This is not a jinx
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Harris, Demon and Reddog
Our last hopes
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Could we send up some dead horses instead?
by Hjorvarthr on Aug 20, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
one of those where he gets to grab a few guys and carry them around the bases with him...
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
more like three of those
but it’s too late for Demon anyway.
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
red dawg
with the batting FAIL
he need to go up naked or does that only work for batting practice?
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what?!
I think that’s the #1 guy on the Twins I wouldn’t want to see naked…
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
when Redmond was with the Marlins
the team was doing poorly, playing tight
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so one day he goes out for BP
wearing nothing but his cleets, batting gloves, and helmet…
it loosen the team up… the started a hot streak….the win the WS
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh wow...
another reason Redmond would be a great coach. Motivation factor…
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah it's one of those baseball stories
that should be in a movie
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope they have a Brad Pitt-equivalent playing him in the movie
otherwise….I may pass on that one :)
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's Redmond
it’d be more like Gene Hackman…
ok I think I just throw up in my mouth a little
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ditto.
and it would be like Al Pacino or something. haha….oh, ew.
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you did that one to yourself
I’m innocent
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha it's not necessarily bad
just one of those things. I am much better at being innocent anyway. It’s the ponies.
by fischean on Aug 21, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Harris on
A run here I’m going to call that a “moral victory”
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
game over
A split series > series loss
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So true.
like I said, I expected them to get swept, so yay for a split!
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and boo for moral victory
I’d like a real one again
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, I think 3 Ws in a row is asking too much from this pitching staff.
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well we know 4 is the most they can give
so I guess 2 is what we should expect
by caluofmn on Aug 20, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, I guess they think that's fair.
how very wrong they are.
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Staying positive...
At least we aren’t in Cleveland
I think someone posted that before but I still like it
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Aug 20, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The second attempt is even better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM&feature=related
both hilarious.
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha that is great
I hadn’t seen the second one
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Aug 20, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"our main export is crippling depression"
and at least we’re not Detroit. :)
by fischean on Aug 20, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those were both great!
I needed a good laugh! Thanks!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 21, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ 1 million trillion
but now those damn jingles are stuck in my head…
by caluofmn on Aug 21, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on down to Cleveland town everyone…
by fischean on Aug 21, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
now I want to see one for Detroit
as a response.
by caluofmn on Aug 21, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no one there can afford a video camera to make a response video
by fischean on Aug 21, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it would have been better if they really didn't have a video camera
this is pretty weak…
by caluofmn on Aug 22, 2009 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's pitiful
they don’t even insult Cleveland in it!
by fischean on Aug 22, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup, I guess you can’t even really call it a response.
by caluofmn on Aug 22, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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