Sunday Evening Poll: What Is Carl Pavano's New Nickname?

that’s like posting a poll on offseason moves. Let’s wait and see how he does a little first, before we give him a “studly” moniker like hott or killer. He could very well be lukewarm karl, or even cool karl before this is all done (let’s hope not). But if he does end up sucking peanuts I propose calling him “the Yank”

???

or… The Cinderella Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg8lSyGavc4

Pavano deserves better that Hott Carl. Gardy’s just going to call him Pavsy anyway. Vanzie (Rhymes with Fonzie) is probably a stretch.

Where’s Batgirl when we need her?

Goes with a nice Chianti?

Maybe best used as and adjective to describe a particularly tasty performance by the Carl (or any fellow starter)?

….back in the day, but if he just remains “Pavano” maybe it will keep from sucking like the rest of the staff.

Glad to see there are a few nihilists out there.