Game Thread: Tigers @ Indians
Justin Verlander VS Carlos Carrasco
Tigers
Granderson, CF
Polanco, 2B
Ordonez, RF
Cabrera, 1B
Huff, DH
Guillen, LF
Inge, 3B
Laird, C
Satiago, SS
Indians
Brantley, LF
Carroll, 2B
Choo, RF
Hafner, DH
Peralta, 3B
Valbuena, SS
Crowe, CF
Marte, 1B
Toregas, C
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I feel like
this will either break some sort of comment record, or everyone will leave by the 3rd inning cause Carlos Carrasco couldn’t get fischean out.
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http://thecollegehockeyblog.com
one time through the order
no runs. Good Carlos.
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
hey! what?!
"But seriously, the banana guy is just sitting there now quietly taking in the game. You can’t do that. You’re either the banana guy or you’re the businessman." -Daniel Louden
I was wondering if there was going to be a game thread. At this point these games are just as important as ours
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions
Should I be worried...
I’m pretty sure Carlos Carrasco was reading my electricity meter at the beginning of the summer
I don't know
What did your bill look like that month?
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Well...
It looked a lot like his ERA…we were running the AC a lot
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
So I was doing some figuring
and I give the Indians a 36% chance of winning this game. I actually expected it to be less than that
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions
sure would be nice to be two back
instead of three with 10 to play
my floor is looking pretty dirty... BETTER GET OUT THE BROOM!!!
Agreed. But lets look at our starting pitcher's lines so far...
Verlander 2 IP 0 H0 BB 4 K
Carrasco 2 IP 1 H 2 BB 0 K.
Doesn’t look promising
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
4 K's?
Verlander shouldn’t worry about striking people out. Strikeouts are boring, besides that they’re fascist. He should throw some ground balls; more democratic
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
Especially when you consider we’ll be facing Greinkster twice.
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Good news is I think they're being very careful with him at this point in the season
If we don’t have too many Delmon-esque at bats I’d expect him to only go 5 or 6.
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Still...
We’ve not faced him yet and he’ll be pushing for the Cy Young…I’m pretty pessimistic about those two games, but yeah, if we could get to their bullpen we’d be in decent shape.
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's go Tribe!

(Their other mascot is a purple furball) :/
/shrugs
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 24, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions
The good news is is that Carrasco's ERA has gone down a run all ready
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions
Well, hey!
If he can pitch a shutout he’ll be at negative-something, right?
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh my!
How did his parents take it? I’ll bet they were disappointed, his dad’s a preacher…
…that was wrong…it feels wrong
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
2-0
and 2 pickoff attempts! Crowe’s in his head!
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice at bat Marte!
Don’t let anyone tell you you’re a bust
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions
2 Runs?
That’s all they need with ‘lights out’ Carrasco.
I call him that because he always used to threaten “lights out” if we didn’t pay our power bill on time.
Well..
Since Nathan won’t be pitching tonight I figured I would be the one to make peoples stomachs turn
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Verlander can't find the plate with his fastball.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 24, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions
Shoot
Looks like he found it with the change up
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but indians doing some damage here,
how many pitches has he thrown this inning? 27 now?
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 24, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
He’s up to 60 for the game…hopefully they can tire out the Tigers bullpen for the sox games
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
yay!
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/underachievers-i-dont-think-so
http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com
Sometime's cameron can be a douche,
but I liked that one. No way you could have expected more out of anyone but Quentin.
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
sometimes?
That guy is douche personified. Knows his shit though.
http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com
ahhhh....
to be a douche personified…
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 24, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyway, lets hope they start overachieving
We need them to help us out now
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Honestly
I’m glad Williams is claiming that they’re underachievers. That means he’s backing up Ozzie, and as long as Ozzie is managing that team he’ll continue to be completely insane and shoot the white sox in the foot
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Justin Verlander VS Carlos Carrasco
we’re screwed
by The Poor Man's Nick Punto on Sep 24, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions
Hey!
I don’t want to hear that defeatist tone!
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
fair enough
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
It's harder for me to be an optimist
when I’m cheering for the Indians
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions
Man
I think Carrasco is in a loop like Groundhog day. Single, man on first goes to third, single, man on first goes to third, single, man on first goes to third…let’s hope he at least learns how to play the piano and save a homeless man while he’s kicking our pennant hopes in the ass.
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
Hey
It’s over now and here comes MURDERER’S ROW…err, Peralta, Valbuena and Crowe
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
And right on cue
Peralta with a single…a waterfall starts from one seeing eye single and all that stuff…
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
You know what I find frustrating about baseball?
Not enough female nudity.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 24, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions
We were all thinking it!
Spoken like a true “I’m spending my evening on a Twins message board even though they have an off-day” kind of guy!
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I couldn't explain why I'm here to my fiance. She just wouldn't understand.
Especially since I have lots and lots of other things I should be doing.
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Ditto
My girlfriend’s just stopped asking questions. I think it’s healthy!
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Uffda. Verlander is back on and I'm out.
Gunna grab a pizza and head home. Not much female nudity there either, but at least there’s beer.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 24, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions
Here we go!
Jensen Lewis, surely he will save us!
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
sure didn't hurt us
The offense is what I’m worried about
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
...
At least Perez stopped the bleeding. Hopefully we can get something going against the bullpen.
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahh Hell!
Verlander’s still in there? Boo!
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Leyland is riding Verlander
like a rented mule again tonight. I get it—flags fly forever. But You gotta think your bullpen can get you through 3 innings with a 3 run lead against a team as bad as the Tribe.
by Eric in Madison on Sep 24, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
Alright
Surely NOW Verlander is done, right?
Right???
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
I think they are going to come to regret riding verlander as much as they have
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
Hopefully...
When we tag him for 8 runs in his start against us!
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I know
Is this 11 in a row now?
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
News flash: Indians suck.
:(
"But seriously, the banana guy is just sitting there now quietly taking in the game. You can’t do that. You’re either the banana guy or you’re the businessman." -Daniel Louden
Chya right...
If you ever had to give the united states an enema, you’d stick the hose in North Dakota
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
You don't happen to be a teacher/coach
that used to work in Hatton?
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
no sir
I’m the youngest person on here I believe
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http://thecollegehockeyblog.com
I see
Just a guess. Since there’s only about 12 people in the whole state, I didn’t figure there were too many "fetch"s
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Well...
At least North Dakota isn’t South Dakota…yeesh!
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
minnesota?
agreed.
"But seriously, the banana guy is just sitting there now quietly taking in the game. You can’t do that. You’re either the banana guy or you’re the businessman." -Daniel Louden
Good ND joke
Why is ND so windy?
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 24, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Because MT blows
And MN sucks!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 24, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Just kidding!
I live in MN now, it’s my home. I love it here.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 24, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
No, no, no
You got it wrong! Here in minnesota our trees bend to the west because the Dakota’s suck so much!
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Except the wind primarily blows from west to the east
So much for that theory.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 24, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks poindexter
Nerds on the internet are quick to point out…
Go edit Wikipedia! :)
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Sor-ry!
Wrong is wrong. Don’t blame me!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 24, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 24, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Y'know...
I was getting ready for another snarky comment, but the KARE 11 star just melted my black litle heart. Well played.
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
According to fangraphs
our The Indiands win probability just went from 5% to 16%. Thanks Pronk
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions
haha sweet
"But seriously, the banana guy is just sitting there now quietly taking in the game. You can’t do that. You’re either the banana guy or you’re the businessman." -Daniel Louden
RISP, Indians...
those are supposed to make it across the plate!!
"But seriously, the banana guy is just sitting there now quietly taking in the game. You can’t do that. You’re either the banana guy or you’re the businessman." -Daniel Louden
Dammit!
We need to loan them Nick Punto for a night!
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
that...is so weird to think that Nick Punto would actually improve their team.
"But seriously, the banana guy is just sitting there now quietly taking in the game. You can’t do that. You’re either the banana guy or you’re the businessman." -Daniel Louden
So...think the Indians can score 3 this inning?
at least 3?
"But seriously, the banana guy is just sitting there now quietly taking in the game. You can’t do that. You’re either the banana guy or you’re the businessman." -Daniel Louden
Rally puppy
Let’s Go Tribe!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
awwww
come on, Indians! How could you deny that little puppy happiness?!
"But seriously, the banana guy is just sitting there now quietly taking in the game. You can’t do that. You’re either the banana guy or you’re the businessman." -Daniel Louden
Yeah
The puppy wants to go for a…WALK! Yes! It’s working already!
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
And he would also like to go for a HOME RUN
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh dear god!
OH!!! OH GOD! SO CLOSE!!!
SOOOOO CLOSE!
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
haha and a wild pitch advances the runner!
"But seriously, the banana guy is just sitting there now quietly taking in the game. You can’t do that. You’re either the banana guy or you’re the businessman." -Daniel Louden
Good rally puppy
Good doggy!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 24, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
GONE!!!
5-6!!!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
Choooooo!!!!!!!!!
"But seriously, the banana guy is just sitting there now quietly taking in the game. You can’t do that. You’re either the banana guy or you’re the businessman." -Daniel Louden
That was the most amazing thing I've ever done in my life
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
call another!
haha
"But seriously, the banana guy is just sitting there now quietly taking in the game. You can’t do that. You’re either the banana guy or you’re the businessman." -Daniel Louden
Just so everyone knows, I posted that Home Run comment before he hit it
I am, therefore, a genious.
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
Trulie you are!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon Pronk!!
Keep it going! We’re so close! Don’t touch it!!!!!!
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
and the puppy isn't tired out yet,
he would like to go BACK to BACK!!
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
consecutive!
"But seriously, the banana guy is just sitting there now quietly taking in the game. You can’t do that. You’re either the banana guy or you’re the businessman." -Daniel Louden
base hit!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
Come on Johnny/Jhonny
"But seriously, the banana guy is just sitting there now quietly taking in the game. You can’t do that. You’re either the banana guy or you’re the businessman." -Daniel Louden
Ok Jonny
Peralta better hit a triple because Hafner’s slower than the last day of school!
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
Pinch runner
…never mind
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Sep 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Dammit BIinge
You suck! HR Derby Failure!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
hopefully that's the last time I ever have to cheer for the Indians.
by lookatthosetwins on Sep 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
let's hope
their fans are frickin saints for dealing with them.
"But seriously, the banana guy is just sitting there now quietly taking in the game. You can’t do that. You’re either the banana guy or you’re the businessman." -Daniel Louden
As if living in Cleveland weren't bad enough
The Indians AND the Browns! Have mercy, sports gods!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
ahhh, dang.
jhonny fail.
"But seriously, the banana guy is just sitting there now quietly taking in the game. You can’t do that. You’re either the banana guy or you’re the businessman." -Daniel Louden

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