Oh, yeah. My onbase percentage is pretty good. The other night after getting hit in the head, I was...

Oh, yeah. My onbase percentage is pretty good. The other night after getting hit in the head, I was walking off the field and said to myself, "Onbase percentage," so ...

Denard Span, in an interview with Yahoo! Sports' Answer Man

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Another thing to take from this article - the Metrodome locker room has rats

One more reason for the Twins to look forward to Target Field I guess

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 25, 2009 5:41 PM EDT reply actions

I think it's pretty fair to say

that not only is D-Span awesome, but he is pretty hardcore.

Maybe get a little angrier. Make some fools pay.

"But seriously, the banana guy is just sitting there now quietly taking in the game. You can’t do that. You’re either the banana guy or you’re the businessman." -Daniel Louden

by fischean on Sep 25, 2009 6:22 PM EDT reply actions

I also liked this exchange:

Brown: C-Span airs uninterrupted live coverage of the House of Representatives and the Senate. What does “D-Span” cover?
Span: It would probably be something like BET. A lot of BET.
Brendan Harris [two lockers down]: Be more of a cliche. Seriously!

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 25, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions

that part was also hilarious

it sounds like it’s probably pretty funny to hang out with the Twins…

"But seriously, the banana guy is just sitting there now quietly taking in the game. You can’t do that. You’re either the banana guy or you’re the businessman." -Daniel Louden

by fischean on Sep 25, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions