Game 158 Thread of Optimism
by fischean on Sep 30, 2009 9:31 PM EDT
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PrintYes, we're down 7-2. Yes, this game could be the end of our season. Yes, it's sad and heartbreaking.
And the positives: you're watching Joe Mauer play baseball. He'll be MVP, and win another Batting Title. Ummm...Pavano, at one point, sent down 11 in a row. Hey, guys, I'm trying here, ok?
Your lineups are:
Twins
Denard Span, CF
Orlando Cabrera, SS
Joe Mauer, C
Jason Kubel, RF
Michael Cuddyer, 1B
Delmon Young, LF
Jose Morales, DH
Matt Tolbert, 3B
Nick Punto, 2B
Tigers...um, I don't care enough to find it again. You know...the funny shaped head guy, the one that keeps screwing us over, and Miggy. Damn them all.
OPTIMISM!!!
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Rauch
please don’t allow any more runs to score!
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
Fresh thread!
LET’S GO TWINS!!!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
THANKS!
We needed this lift!
Fresh page, new game, er… well magic comeback, anyway!
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
umm...don't read the beginning if you're looking for a lift.
pretend that part doesn’t exist :)
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
Nice title and ending though!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
like a woman with a nice hairdo and feet?
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
like your sheep before you shear them?
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
nah, you ever smelled their feet?
and their wool has a tendency to attract…things.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
do they look better without the hair?
er…fur? whatever…
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
ohhh, wool
yes, yes, that.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
Like Estelle Getty without her nightgown!
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
ahhhh, that's just wrong!
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
freaking multiple tabs
Joke time:
Why do they call it Comerica Park?
Because “World’s Largest Homeless Shelter” was too long
http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com
Awesome. Do you have a routine about rape, too?
How about miscarriage? Dont’ deprive us all of those comedy patriot missiles of yours.
by happydrifter on Sep 30, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
ohhh lord.
rape and miscarriage? really?
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
I could probably think of a few involving your picture
http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com
no way? I had no idea
I’m not even going to attempt the sarcasm font
http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com
WHA?
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think I like what you seem to be planning to do to my unicorn
by happydrifter on Sep 30, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a he, not an "it", you insensitive jackass.
by happydrifter on Sep 30, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
oooh! I was waiting for you to get to a gay-baiting bit
Go on, friend!
by happydrifter on Sep 30, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
nah I'm a blue stater
actually that’s not true but I could give a rip if people are gay or not.
http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com
You just think it's funny if people lose their jobs due to circumstances beyond their control
I’m just trying to get a handle on your complex personality.
by happydrifter on Sep 30, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck you, and go back to your own blog.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Sure thing, sweety!
I apologize for interrupting your mocking of poor people. As you were!
by happydrifter on Sep 30, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
while you're on your way back to your own blog
take a step off your high horse, it could hurt if you fall.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
to be fair
If I was him I’d be on a high horse too. He’s from Michigan and he can write. That’s huge.
http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com
superiority complex,
and she was a she, not a he. Notice the sign off of "sweetie’ Not even gay guys say that.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
she was a she?
and compared being poor to abortion and/or miscarriage? What a terrible ‘she’. :\
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
sorry, "rape" and miscarriage. Nice.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
Well after that
If we are out of the playoffs (IF!) I’ll root for the Angels.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
that was my plan, anyway.
Detroit isn’t a good team. Yes, I know they’re winning now and that I’m calling the Twins a bad team too, but so be it. Angels all the way.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
I think I still have to cheer for the Tigers vs the Yankees
sucks if we lose to the Tigers, but still… it’s the Yankees
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Well yeah
ANYBODY but the yanquis
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Sox over Yankees?
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
hope for both to somehow lose?
a tie game that lasts forever?
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
somehow everyone on both teams gets injured
calling the game a draw and no one wins.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
Tornado?
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
see, this whole conversation would really piss some Detroit bloggers off!
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
probably Chicago ones more than Detroit ones.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
Good
They’ll be insufferable until the yanquis or Angels beat them anyway
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe they all get horrible sounding groin injuries
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd be ok with that
then they couldn’t (hopefully) procreate either. Win win!
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
no, no.
fetch is a college boy, he is excited by your she-male-like horse thing.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
see caluofmn, ^
those guys are taking themselves way too seriously.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
the economy is so bad...
mothers in Ethiopia are telling their children, Finish your meal! Don’t you know there are starving children in detroit?
http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com
Rauch is sick of this losing BS too.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
I see no other choice for a rally. Only one thing to do -
Let’s hit five consecutive home runs!
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
OK now for the bats to get going!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
2 innings to score 5 runs.
Still possible. Don’t let me down, Twins. :(
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
The twins play better,
when no one believes in them. Has anyone every tried to start a “I give up on you” rally?
by NYCisTwinsTerritory on Sep 30, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
lol
I gave up 3 innings ago.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
but did you post any rally form of giving up?
like below.
by NYCisTwinsTerritory on Sep 30, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I did not.
is this all my fault?!
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
but if you HAVE to...
fischean will do.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I see how you thank me for putting up a new thread!
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
no, no.
too late now.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
darn it.
i can’t figure this jinx thing out.
by NYCisTwinsTerritory on Sep 30, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Somehow we'll blame fischean anyway
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks, guys.
much appreciated. kick me while the Twins are down, why don’t you.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
Keeping hope alive
With so-called “humor”
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
haha, I laughed
however…I spent a whole like…2 minutes of my time making room for you people to mock me. :P
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
during games like this...
it entertains.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
um...?
Missing the NEVER
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
let's not bicker and argue about who killed whom!
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
especially since it was clearly Pavano that killed any chance the Twins had.
hmph.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
Troubled Boys?
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, look at that.
The Twins have runners on base.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
Hmm...
The MN Twins 6th 7th 8th Inning Rally™?
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
ooh Brandon Lyon
please fall apart like last time we saw you
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
nah, our bench is pretty thin
Bench fail!
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
He's saving them
For an important game!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Tolbert...wtf was that?!
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
See, already I am laughing again.
Thank you Fischean, the mood has lifted!
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
oh, you are so welcome.
laugh in the face of defeat and all that. :)
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
LNP...get a base hit/walk here
and I will defend your honor until you leave the Twins. Seriously.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
cmon LNP... unicorn magic time!
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
fail
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
nice how that corner is called for Lyon
but not Pavano. Sweet deal.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
Jesus, Punto
that’s 2 balls in a row you’ve swung at.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
No deal now, Punto.
you are so fair game. >:(
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
Well,
I can’t put this on Punto’s back.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
he swung...
at two balls in a row! two!
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
As far as your deal with Punto
It’s up to you. I’m just saying 7-2…
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
not if you are being fair...
but when has that ever stopped us before?
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Mauer
needs to share the blame with a 'certain' Canadian
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
sitting on the bench
This whole series? Tsk.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
come to think of it
the only thing I hate more than the M&M boys is poor people
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha
ohhh you people make me laugh.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
and then
pretending that sitting and watching is killing him inside
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
ok, on a semi-serious note
did you hear him talking to DickNBert? It was soooo sad.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
no, I know.
I played competitive hockey and I just was out of my mind when I was injured and had to be on the bench in street clothes.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Listening on TRN
Right now, I’m glad I missed it.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Yay a double play not by Twins hitters
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
it's kinda weird to see it happen to other teams.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
I think I hate the Reusse commercials as much as the Soucheray ones
both have annoying whiny voices
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
Give Liriano credit,
he took his demotion to the pen like a man and didn’t pull a Perkins.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
Let's go Mauer!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Not so much tonight.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
And that's game, friends.
Crying, mourning, and weeping are totally acceptable tonight.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
ahhhhh....
there is no crying in baseball.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Will be
Hockey starts this weekend and Favre has shown magic….and the Wolves look like they are ready to turn it around.
It will be an interesting off season for the Twins and I think we have a better chance next year with the Indians at the bottom, The Royals being the Royals and The Sox in a downward spiral.
Percy Harvin is my dealer.
Wild games will make me feel not so sad...
and a couple more Favre hope-killing throws can lessen the grief, too…
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
I hope you have more than one.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
aaaah watch out its an out of control Carl Pavano!
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
what was up with him tonight?!
he didn’t get the memo that this was a VERY IMPORTANT GAME?
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
If Detroit pulls this off.
How can we not root for them? There is no one on that team that has done anything shitty to us. Leyland is a stand up guy. They represent the Central. And they’re underdogs, as we would be. What’s not to like?
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
although once they lose AJ and Buerhle, they won't be so bad either.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
lies.
they will still be the Sox. And the Sox will always suck.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
+1 as well
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
With the Tigers, it’s just a rivalry, but the Sox suck.
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
besides happydrifter,
her self-righteous seriousness isn’t all that likeable, but she’s just one fan.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't really have anything against the Tigers
I just like the Angels more. :\
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
For me
Torii > Everett
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Game over.
Oh well, barring a total Tiger collapse, that’s it.
I don’t care! We came from 7.5 GB to 1 GB and almost took it all from Detroit, again! After so many people wrote them off in July/August, we we’re in in right to the last week! I’m proud of them!
GO TWINS!!!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
that's a good point.
who ever thought the Twins would come back as much as they did? That is something to be sort of proud about…
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
Sort of?
That was a great run, IM"H"O! I’ll give them a standing ovation Friday!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
uhhhhhh.....
did you conveniently forget about all of those .500 games ALL SEASON long? I won’t stand and ovate this group of semi-underachievers. But I will be happy with the way they kept trying and earning their HUMUNGOUS paychecks.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha
so negative, montana. Considering the setbacks we’ve had…eh, not a great year, but a close pennant race at the end is fun.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
Yes!
Slowey, Boof, Crede, Neshek, Morneau all injured.
Plus after that prospector boy, I’m going to shout “Hooray” twice as loud now!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
you forgot Perkins injured too.
and he’ll only have $625,000 this year to ease his pain, and it might keep him at $675,000 next year.
OH THE HORROR!
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
how do people live on only $625,000 a year? That’s chump change.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
that is chump change
to LNP. No sarcasm font, contract sadness!
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
yes, we get to watch him earn more of that cash
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
yes, ok.
it is amazing what they’ve done this past month or so.
I was thrilled that it even has come down to this week…that’s intense baseball, and that’s fun baseball. :)
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
+1
It’s great being in a playoff race, even if we don’t pull off a come from behind win
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, this team gave us a good September and a gave us something to be excited for at the end.
Thank God Morneau went down and made it all possible.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
you forgot your sarcasm font.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
I would certainly hope so...
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
Montana and JS Troll are really the same guy
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT!
he writes better than me, but I’m WAY funnier, sometimes.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I used to think Morneau was good, but he's no Delmon Young
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I know why we lost tonight - message mixup
Instead of hitting five consecutive homeruns…
we had five consecutive games without a homerun!
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
I bought "For Love of the Game" on DVD a few weeks ago,
but I’m not going to watch it because I don’t want to root for the Tigers.
it's not the "real" Tigers
I think it’s ok to watch.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
Anyone notice Mauer was the final out?
Third out Mauer - TOM. Fire him!
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
I think that was "punchin judy"
ohh, so wrong. not funny.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
somebody report me to the happy drifter!
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
she’ll be so angry…
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
he's an asshole fetch9 (and a homeless hater),
but he’s our asshole fetch9 (and ruthless raper of unicorn she-male horse things)!
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I am an asshole
not down with the bestiality though. Unless you have an eel on your person
http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com
ah, ok, no.
but we’ll defend you anyway. At least until those Detroit persons go away from our site.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
after that, he's fair game again, right?
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
definitely fair game
can’t stop ripping on a guy with a unicorn fetish
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe
I’ll have a fanpost of a live-blog of me at the bar hitting on chicks.
Epic disaster
http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com
Bring Delmon Young as your wingman
he never strikes out
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
does sadness make people funnier?
everyone is on a roll tonight…
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
yep,
I’m laughing too hard to leave.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
fanposts have to be at least 75 words.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
yep, pretty much.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
you're right
Id have a chick locked up in my first 5 words. I need a new idea.
http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com
right...
by ‘locked up’, you mean ‘running in fear’, right?
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
euphemisms,
why are women so picky?
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
we just like things to sound pretty.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
only if your 'girlfriend'
hasn’t been in any “industrial” accidents.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
for fetch9 in North Dakota,
isn’t it tough to find women who haven’t wrestled the combine?
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
it's tougher
to find girls who haven’t wrestled about 100 guys, if you catch my drift
http://twinkietalk.com
http://thecollegehockeyblog.com
NoDak full of slutty girls?
I'm surprised to find this out
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
I LOVE THAT SHIRT
wouldn’t wear it because it wouldn’t go well with my receding hairline (and sheep can’t read) but I love it.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 30, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
you could just read the shirt to them
in the language of sheep love that apparently you speak fluently…
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
All right!
Let’s win tomorrow just for revenge!
GO TWINS!!!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 30, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
a win tomorrow actually keeps us in the game until at least Sunday.
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"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
actually, no, but at least for one more day.
"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett
we really need that win tomorrow
keep hope alive!
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 30, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
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