Yes, we're down 7-2. Yes, this game could be the end of our season. Yes, it's sad and heartbreaking.
And the positives: you're watching Joe Mauer play baseball. He'll be MVP, and win another Batting Title. Ummm...Pavano, at one point, sent down 11 in a row. Hey, guys, I'm trying here, ok?
Your lineups are:
Tigers...um, I don't care enough to find it again. You know...the funny shaped head guy, the one that keeps screwing us over, and Miggy. Damn them all.