Twins toss ball off earth, lose 5-2 to Indians, fall six back
(Editor's Note: The great Stu is, unfortunately, stuck without an internet connection in Willmar, MN. This means that, unfortunately, you are stuck with me tonight. Apologies all around.)
We miss Joe Crede. Even though he's not around enough for us to really miss him, still, we miss him. He's been one of the better defensive third basemen in the AL this year, and it's easy to forget how nice a sure-handed fielder is at the hot corner. And then, we watch Brendan Harris wrestling a ground ball to the turf, giving it noogies and slaps on the way down, or we watch Harris throw one of his patented one-foot-short sinkers at Justin Morneau, and we miss Crede.
Harris kicked a grounder to lead off the sixth. He threw the ball away on the first batter of the seventh (somehow credited to Morneau, but trust me, it was Harris). Both runners came around to score, turning a 3-2 game into a 5-2 game. Throw in another miscue in the fifth that Harris was charged for, and if Morneau hadn't dug out another wayward Harris throw to end the fifth, we'd be talking about a FOUR-error night for Harris.
As it was, the Twins committed four errors total, including an errant throw by Orlando Cabrera on the back half of a double play that should have ended an inning. Cleveland went on to score three runs in that inning. Yes, that's right - any kind of decent defense on the left side of the infield might have prevented all five Indian runs.
It's almost enough to make a guy long for Nick Punto.
Jeremy Sowers tossed six pretty good innings to get the win, scattering six hits and walking nobody while giving up just the two runs. The Cleveland bullpen was positively effervescent as well, retiring nine straight batters to close out the game.
Anyhow, what's done is done, and the Tiggers hung on to beat Tampa as well, to drop Minnesota six back in the AL Central race. It's been in vogue to mention that the Twins have seven games remaining with Detroit, but it's starting to look like they'll have to win every one to climb back into pennant contention.
The three duds of the game:
3. Justin Morneau - Over the past month, he's hitting .171 with one homer. Apparently NOT being in the home run derby wears him down, too.
2. Orlando Cabrera - Committed an error, but partially redeemed himself by being the only Twin with two hits.
1. Brendan Harris - He made me long for Nick Punto, a crime for which he cannot be pardoned.
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Yikes
I think I’m glad work dragged me away from this game. Sounds brutal-especially Harris.
And again…a loss to the INDIANS. Boo!
We lost
TO THE INDIANS!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"No, you don't understand It’s a metaphor for A SERIES SWEEP!!!!!!!" -natethejinx
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 4, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate to say again, but I must say it AGAIN!
The Indians are a glorified minor league team. The Twins better get their heads screwed on straight in a hurry.
"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. See, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it . . ."
by Skippy tastes better than Jiff on Sep 4, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
But your a Packer fan so….
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"No, you don't understand It’s a metaphor for A SERIES SWEEP!!!!!!!" -natethejinx
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 4, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I kid, I kid
Cheddar is one of my favorite cheeses!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"No, you don't understand It’s a metaphor for A SERIES SWEEP!!!!!!!" -natethejinx
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 5, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Well that sucked
4 errors is NOT Twins Baseball™.
On the plus side, we got to see Kubel charge the mound!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"No, you don't understand It’s a metaphor for A SERIES SWEEP!!!!!!!" -natethejinx
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 4, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
yes for real
It happened right after Kubel hit 5 consecutive home runs
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 4, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"No, you don't understand It’s a metaphor for A SERIES SWEEP!!!!!!!" -natethejinx
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 4, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
well, at least we can make each other laugh
with the remaining games. This is one good thread to wake up too.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 5, 2009 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Brendan Harris's new home
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Gardy will never forgive him for this game
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 4, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
Thats a sweet freakin doghouse.
I’m just saying, Brendan, it could be worse. It’s BLUE! And it has…SHINGLES!
I always loved that one.
Too good for BrenDamn
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"No, you don't understand It’s a metaphor for A SERIES SWEEP!!!!!!!" -natethejinx
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 4, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
And leave it unsanded, more chafing that way
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"No, you don't understand It’s a metaphor for A SERIES SWEEP!!!!!!!" -natethejinx
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 4, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
And move it away from the lake
Move it near a dumpster.
Lake view for 3 errors? I don’t think so.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"No, you don't understand It’s a metaphor for A SERIES SWEEP!!!!!!!" -natethejinx
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 4, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
and the brooms of twins territory fall silent for another few days...
2009 we hardly knew ye
my floor is looking pretty dirty... BETTER GET OUT THE BROOM!!!
Brooms!?!?!
BROOMS???
BROOMS!!!
@#$& YER BROOMS!!!!!!!!!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"No, you don't understand It’s a metaphor for A SERIES SWEEP!!!!!!!" -natethejinx
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 4, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
This is what non-internet based fans do sometimes

my floor is looking pretty dirty... BETTER GET OUT THE BROOM!!!
The Twins should pray for a lot of them at their remaining time at the Dome
because we’re pretty much at the point where we have to win out.
my floor is looking pretty dirty... BETTER GET OUT THE BROOM!!!
OK, Let's try this
I don’t think you get it still. You seem like a nice guy. Please let me help you.
Talking about brooms and sweeps before the last out on an open gamethread is like talking about a no-hitter in progress, it’s a jinx. I know, turning on the A/C at the Dome would have more of a physical impact than some guy typing on the internet, but it’s still a superstition.
Here are some real links about baseball superstitions and one on Morneau, scroll down to the “Personal Life” part. I think you could add a lot to the gamethread chatter so I hope this helps you a little.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"No, you don't understand It’s a metaphor for A SERIES SWEEP!!!!!!!" -natethejinx
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 5, 2009 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions
so you're saying next time I bring a broom to the Dome
I should hide it in my pants until we win?!?
my floor is looking pretty dirty... BETTER GET OUT THE BROOM!!!
by natetheskate on Sep 5, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Take it from me,
there’s no extra room in nate’s pants for a broom!
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 5, 2009 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
huh
that IS awkward….
my floor is looking pretty dirty... BETTER GET OUT THE BROOM!!!
by natetheskate on Sep 5, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Too much information
:S
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"No, you don't understand It’s a metaphor for A SERIES SWEEP!!!!!!!" -natethejinx
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 5, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Here is what I DID say
Talking about brooms and sweeps before the last out on an open gamethread is like talking about a no-hitter in progress, it’s a jinx.
What you and Montana stick in your pants is your business.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"No, you don't understand It’s a metaphor for A SERIES SWEEP!!!!!!!" -natethejinx
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 5, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Is it a superstition just because you say it is?
What makes it taboo on an open gamethread but not in the Dome is I guess what I’m asking. I’m not sure where Montana is coming from (actually, probably Montana) but uh, thanks, I guess.
my floor is looking pretty dirty... BETTER GET OUT THE BROOM!!!
by natetheskate on Sep 5, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
by the way love the photo captions
don’t think i haven’t been noticing the photo captions
my floor is looking pretty dirty... BETTER GET OUT THE BROOM!!!
Maybe Cabrera is a mutant with the power to cause normal throws to become errors
someone call the X-Men
Why wasn’t anyone pissed that Pavano didn’t have his ass on the bag? He was like 2 or 3 steps late to cover first. If he’s there, that guy is out.
Why is a WSox fan
Telling us to be mad at one of OUR pitchers?
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"No, you don't understand It’s a metaphor for A SERIES SWEEP!!!!!!!" -natethejinx
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 5, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions

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