TWINS / VIKINGS SHARE CONTRACT WITH MAUER
by deano34 on Jan 28, 2010 1:25 PM EST
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Twins can afford Joe Mauer. Partner with the vikings. Joe can be quarterback- as long as he doesnt have to run or get hit. Sounds Favre,, I mean familiar. I bet if they could pull this one off, they would have more attendence than last year. Joe could then get a break from squatting behind the plate. The twins could put him in as designated hitter thru the start of the football season. This could make Bo Jackson,,Deion Sanders, and or Michael Jordans career look like childs play. Deano34
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your kidding correct?
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
I say why stop there...
I think the Wild and T-wolves can use him too…and why not run him against animals at Canterbury Downs… he’s Joe Freakin’ Mauer…he can do anything…leap over tall buildings in a single bound…done!
better stop there before DC comics lawyers come after me…
uh yeah…how could he not be kidding…
why not run him against animals at Canterbury Downs…
that made me laugh
Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?
by natetheskate on Jan 28, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
I already posted this once here
"Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's guts out?" -Joe Kapp
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jan 28, 2010 3:12 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd for awesome (again).
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -Earl Weaver
Thanks!
"Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's guts out?" -Joe Kapp
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jan 28, 2010 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Really?
It was kind of a rush job, but I’d be honored.
"Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's guts out?" -Joe Kapp
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jan 28, 2010 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
+1 for awesome
Mauer’s expression is the best part
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jan 28, 2010 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
Think T-Jack would just give up his number? lol
From the only TRUE North division
by thewild_viking_twins on Jan 28, 2010 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Depends...
Is he afraid of being struck by lightning?
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
You don't just say no to Baby Jesus.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -Earl Weaver
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