So, uh, how about some cheerful Friday morning news?

via the Blorch! Shop

The Thome Tees have been a HUGE success. So much that they outsold their presale! If you ordered one, thanks! Hope you like 'em as much as I do. Fun fact: while "Speak softly..." is a font, I hand-drew all of the other lettering. And yes, it's supposed to have some worn-out distressing on it. That's been all the rage in t-shirts for a while now.

FYI: The new (and final) batch of shirts are in today, and all pending orders are going out this weekend. So if you haven't seen your shirt(s) yet, your shipment shall arrive by next week.

BIG reminder though: many of the Thome Tee sizes are running low (The red men's shirt is already sold out!), so if you haven't ordered yet and still want one, don't delay. These t-shirts are being retired like the Pavstache shirt to make room for Shirt #3, coming soon. There aren't many Pavstache sizes left (in fact, the ladies Pavstache tees are all sold out too), and I have a feeling more of the Thome Tee sizes will be out before the weekend is over.

So head to Blorch! right now and get clickin'! Last call!

Hope that knot in Thome's back vanishes before we sell out another shirt size. Are masseuses allowed in dugouts?