FIRE G

by allen v on Oct 9, 2010 2:21 AM EDT

TWINS

What a Great Season. To Bad it will end.WHY oh Why does the manager always leave pitchers in too long. It is really hard to understand, In both losses it was due to trying to see if the pitcher could regroup. This is well know ro all of us fans what will happen and it does they score on us. We have2 starters in the bull pen and he lets them rest What is he saving them for,And Money Man Mauer , Why are you not hitting, busy counting counting your money.

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REC'D!

I’m not sure if you’re serious or if this is a joke, so I’ll assume it’s both. Jessy S, PJ’S, and the rest couldn’t put it any better.
You are a credit to your rabble!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"When he dove I slapped Nick Punto." Gardenhire on Mauer's head first dive into 1B.

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 9, 2010 9:23 AM EDT reply actions

I knew some crazy person would rec this

by twinscrazy_german on Oct 9, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions

Crazy

You thought they had a chance

by allen v on Oct 9, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions

Yes I did

by twinscrazy_german on Oct 9, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions

we need to get this onto the recommended fanposts

Was her name Brahbrah?
It was Barbara, there's no such name as Brahbrah...

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 9, 2010 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions

Please no.

by Jesse on Oct 9, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions

Lol this made me laugh

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your entire rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Oct 9, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions

LAUGH

If you really want to laugh watch the twins in the post season

by allen v on Oct 9, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions

I guess the people have spoken :\

2010 Postseason: FTY.

by fischean on Oct 9, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions

You have a point

Or flag it for grammar?

by twinscrazy_german on Oct 9, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions

this guy is the ee cummings of Twinkie Town

and there’s something almost poetic about the phrase “Money Man Mauer”

Was her name Brahbrah?
It was Barbara, there's no such name as Brahbrah...

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 9, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions

Busy counting counting your money.

I read that like it belongs in a Kanye song. Brilliant.

2010 Postseason: FTY.

by fischean on Oct 9, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions

FIRE G could be a song title too

Was her name Brahbrah?
It was Barbara, there's no such name as Brahbrah...

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 9, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions

So what excuss do u have for Maurer

Great throw

by allen v on Oct 9, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions

There is nobody on the team with the last name Maurer

So by default there cannot be any excuses.

by JTW on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions

Dude, i'm a fan of the Halos,

And the name is MAUER, not MAURER. And, am I mistaken? Are you actually saying that Gardenhire should be shown the door? If the Angels idiotically fired Mike Scioscia tomorrow, the first Managerial candidate I want interviewed is Gardenhire.

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....

by halofolife on Oct 14, 2010 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions

So why is he not using his best pitchers

by allen v on Oct 9, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions

this place sometimes...

by caluofmn on Oct 9, 2010 12:22 PM EDT reply actions

STOP COUNTING MONEY MAUER AND HIT A BALL!!!!!11

Rec’d

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 9, 2010 12:25 PM EDT reply actions

FIRE G - The Song

What a Great Season!
Too Bad it will end!
Why oh why
does the manager always leave pitchers in too long?
Why oh why
It is really hard to understand!

CHORUS
And Money Man Mauer
why are you not hitting?
Busy counting counting your money
counting counting your money!

Why oh why
In both losses
it was due
Why oh why
to trying to see
if the pitcher could regroup!

CHORUS
And Money Man Mauer
why are you not hitting?
Busy counting counting your money
counting counting your money!

Why oh why
This is well known for all of us fans
what will happen
Why oh why
and it does -
they score on us!

CHORUS
And Money Man Mauer
why are you not hitting?
Busy counting counting your money
counting counting your money!

Why oh why
We have two starters
in the bullpen
Why oh why
and he lets them rest
What is he saving them for?

CHORUS
And Money Man Mauer
why are you not hitting?
Busy counting counting your money
counting counting your money!

Was her name Brahbrah?
It was Barbara, there's no such name as Brahbrah...

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 9, 2010 1:48 PM EDT reply actions 11 recs

Rec'd

And not in an ironic way.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"When he dove I slapped Nick Punto." Gardenhire on Mauer's head first dive into 1B.

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 9, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions