The Top Ten Ways To Mispronounce "Tsuyoshi Nishioka"
by Jon Marthaler on Nov 29, 2010 9:00 AM EST
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From the home office in Louisburg, Minnesota (and owing a great and fairly obvious debt to this):
The Top Ten Ways To Mispronounce "Tsuyoshi Nishioka"
10. Tom Nieto
9. T-Rex Ishyokra
8. T. Boone Pickensoka
7. Tsunicky Puntioka
6. Akinori Iwamura
5. Boutros Boutros-Nishioka
4. Tsuyogabba Gabbioka
3. "Yoshi! Like the dinosaur! Awesome, bro!"
2. Tsuyoshi Nishioka Oka Oka Ptang Zoo Boing Zow Zing
1. Tseeyoulater J.J. Hardy
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I love this.
I used to LOVE top 10 lists. I’d spend my “advanced” algebra class in high school coming up with top 10 lists for my TI-whatever calculator. Think my favorite is probably #7.
Also, who’s hand is about to pick Toshiaki’s nose?
Office Space style
Tosha… Tohsi… Tosh,Tosh, Toshi-not-gonna-be-here-in-a-week.
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Think of the possibilities
If both Yoshi and Pavario are on the Twins next year…
俳句！
by fischean on Nov 29, 2010 10:35 AM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Tsayonara Nickysan
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Nov 29, 2010 11:25 AM EST reply actions
So, based on the picture
Our new second baseman is Piston Honda from Mike Tyson’s Punch Out?
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by Christopher Gates on Nov 29, 2010 1:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Hmmm...
We’ll have to see if he wiggles his eyebrows right before swinging.
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
Russell Shimooka
Or did jokes about him jump the shark a decade or so ago?
The big question is...
… will he be more Ichiro than Fukudome? : /
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