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There's Something About Jose Mijares

Mijares said he tried to board a flight on Sunday but got caught up in a security check while the plane loaded and departed. According to Mijares, police were suspicious about some hair gel in his luggage.  (Star Tribune)


Cameron-diaz-hair-gel_mediumIt's just a little bit ridiculous, isn't it?  It's a little bit like that person we all know at work who comes in two or three times a week with different excuses for being late.  Everything from oversleeping to traffic to my-cousin-threw-herself-down-the-stairs to...well...hair gel.

Of course, that's how I look at it.  This whole hair gel thing is also just crazy enough to be true.  So who knows.

But just 72 innings into his major league career, there already seems to be a rift forming in the fan base.  There's a bit of uncertainty, wondering exactly what kind of makeup we have in Jose MijaresTwins Geek, who's about as level-headed in analysis as you'll find in the Twins blogosphere, ran through Mijares' list of infractions since coming to the big league team just 18 months ago:

  • He screwed up his visa for spring training last year, Twinsfest this year and now spring training this year
  • He showed up so obscenely overweight that he cost himself a spot on the 25-man roster for Opening Day
  • He walked out on his winter league team last year, and when he returned his manager left him off the playoff roster even though he was sporting a 1.40 ERA
  • And of course he incited his own teammate to charge him from the batters box during a critical pennant race game.
  • So we have a guy who isn't necessarily bumping a traffic officer with his SUV, but he did manage to cause an issue with a teammate late last year with his on-field choices.  And Mijares and Delmon Young don't have a commercial to prove they're actually great buddies.

    Star-divide

    Fortunately, Mijares' mistakes are more akin to mountain-out-of-molehill than they are get-this-guy-off-the-team at this point, because while he may not be the ideal teammate he's not getting himself arrested or breaking any laws.  And on top of that, the guy can pitch.  At least as far as 2009 went, you couldn't have asked for much more out of your late-inning southpaw guy:

    Split IP K/9 BB/9 K/BB HR/9 WHIP LD% GB% FB% IFFB% ST%
    Low Leverage 24.1 8.88 5.55 1.60 1.11 1.52 15.5 29.6 54.9 15.4 62.7
    Medium Leverage 21.1 8.86 2.11 4.20 1.27 1.13 10.0 40.0 50.0 6.7 65.1
    High Leverage 16.0 5.63 1.69 3.33 0.56 0.75 7.7 48.7 43.6 29.4 68.0

    Dislaimer first--I understand that this is Sample Size Theater at its best.  But even so, this is how Mijares performed in 2009, and these numbers make me insanely curious to see how he performs in 2010.

    What stands out is that Mijares actually tightens up in the higher-leverage situations.  He's not striking out as many hitters but he's inducing contact, and he's still getting outs.  Mijares stops walking hitters (except maybe a former shortstop built like a toothpick), and in spite of reducing his strikeout rate is throwing more strikes and suddenly turns into a ground-ball pitcher.  He still attacks the hitter.  As a result his home run rate is lower and in general he wasn't allowing as many base runners.  At least to me, judging from these numbers, Mijares tightens up his strike zone and changes his tactics and pitch selections according to the situation.

    So maybe, just maybe, Mijares just likes trouble.  Maybe he likes pushing the limits of what he's allowed to do just as much as he likes taking the mound in critical situations.

    And I'll tell you this--if he continues to pitch like that in big situations while keeping himself from getting into any real trouble, then I'll happily deal with Visa issues and love handles the size of my thighs.

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    I was thinking it wasn't really hair gel, it was gravy

    You know, for when he gets peckish on the plane, he can just grab the squeeze tube and satisfy his cravin’ for some gravy.

    "You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

    by cmathewson on Feb 24, 2010 10:44 AM EST reply actions  

    That is really gross to picture.

    Ugh.

    RonGarde: Target Field is going to be exactly like Progressive Field, except you'll have a chance to die of frostbite in the middle of July

    by fischean on Feb 24, 2010 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

    "Gives Ye Strength"

    hahaha

    RonGarde: Target Field is going to be exactly like Progressive Field, except you'll have a chance to die of frostbite in the middle of July

    by fischean on Feb 25, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

    I dunno

    Gravy can really add some volume. Way better than conditioner.

    by matty_b on Feb 24, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

    Gravy

    The combination of this post and the Something About Mary picture above is making it very difficult for me to not connect the dots and post some kind of highly sophomoric joke…

    But this is a family site cmath, a FAMILY SITE.

    "You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all."
    ~ Earl Weaver
    "In God we trust. All others must provide evidence."
    ~ Billy Beane

    by AdamOnFirst on Feb 24, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

    Think Tom Robbins

    Skinny Legs and All. The guy with the shoe fetish. I’ll leave it at that.

    "You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

    by cmathewson on Feb 24, 2010 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

    Maybe,

    Maybe it was a whizzinater. But probably gravy.

    by Bert: Oh, we're live? on Feb 24, 2010 10:52 AM EST reply actions  

    Airport security has gotten a bit out of hand as of late. Remember the kid with the Play-Doh? Still, Mijares should be making more of an effort.

    RonGarde: Target Field is going to be exactly like Progressive Field, except you'll have a chance to die of frostbite in the middle of July

    by fischean on Feb 24, 2010 11:08 AM EST reply actions  

    True enough on over the top security...

    but we’re talking bout an MLB player who has spent more time in the air than your average joe. He should understand the rules on that stuff by now. I suppose things could be a little extra picky since Christmas, though.

    by archie2227 on Feb 24, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

    very true

    My brother, CarterHayes (in the blogging world), is a Marine – final year inactive duty. He went on a tour of Iraq for eight months and when his squad returned, they walked through airport security with bayonets, M-16’s, ammunition, etc….yet, the security guards would not let one of his squad members board, because he had a nail clippers in his carry on.

    Its crazy…Marines walking through the airport with M-16s and one gets stopped because of a stupid nail clippers? Hello, an M-16 can do a lot more damage than a nail clippers!

    "Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett

    by BCTwins on Feb 24, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

    I almost

    I almost WANT somebody to try something on that plane. Terrorist stands up with a knife, demands everyone sit down, a bunch of marines stand up with M-16s, tell the terrorist this isn’t his lucky day.

    "You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all."
    ~ Earl Weaver
    "In God we trust. All others must provide evidence."
    ~ Billy Beane

    by AdamOnFirst on Feb 24, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

    haha

    now that would be hilarious!!!

    "Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett

    by BCTwins on Feb 24, 2010 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

    umm

    I’m not so sure I want someone firing an M-16 on my airplane when I’m 30K feet up. I’m just sayin’…………

    by snolls on Feb 24, 2010 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

    though

    though I now have two images I really like:

    Terrorist stands up with a NAIL CLIPPER, and
    Terrorist stands up with a knife, and MArine says he wishes he had his nail clipper.

    by snolls on Feb 24, 2010 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

    but most

    people do not think about having an M-16 fired in a plane at 30K feet up when the M-16 is pointing right in your face…at that point, most people are concerned about one thing – themselves.

    "Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett

    by BCTwins on Feb 24, 2010 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

    Paper covers rock, rock breaks scissors, scissors cuts paper

    M16 pulverizes rock, smashes scissors and makes Swiss cheese out of paper.

    "You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

    by cmathewson on Feb 24, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

    Perhaps the discontinuing of Dome Dog sales is Mijares’ punishment.

    by RandBall's Stu on Feb 24, 2010 11:31 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

    Or maybe that's why he was late?

    He’s all “F this, dudes, no Dome Dogs? What’s the rush?”

    by Jesse on Feb 24, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

    It's kind of funny that this is as bad as it gets for the Twins

    I mean, there are teams (Yankees) where guys cheat on their wives with Madanna just after admitting that they took steroids for years before they were officially banned by the league.

    There are teams (Boston) that have to trade players because they decide they couldn’t be bothered to show up to the park for games.

    There are teams (White Sox) where players are AOL for as long as a week, and that doesn’t even result in a fine.

    There are teams (Tigers) where a player is arrested for allegedly beating up his wife and misses three games in the aftermath without any team consequences at all.

    So he tries to go through security with more than 3 Oz. of a gel or liquid, misses his plane as a result, and that’s the worst thing we have to report on. Yawn.

    "You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

    by cmathewson on Feb 24, 2010 11:48 AM EST reply actions  

    Ok...perspective.

    RonGarde: Target Field is going to be exactly like Progressive Field, except you'll have a chance to die of frostbite in the middle of July

    by fischean on Feb 24, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

    3oz

    I highly doubt that his problems resulted from having too much hair gel. I fly a lot (not as much as a Twin), so I have a bit of experience in this area. You don’t get delayed because you have 4 o.z. of hair gel. You throw it out, and get on the plane. In fact, they throw it out for you. It doesn’t take very long.

    They either thought he had drugs, or thought he had something dangerous. IF (I stress the word if), his problem was gel related, then they thought it was an explosive.

    I’ve learned over a number of years, through friends, acquantances and others, that these things don’t happen, or aren’t noteworthy when they happen to conscientious people. The guy’s track record shows that he is a problem. We can hope not a big problem, but if 2 is a coincidence, this guy is well into being a pattern. I say send him to the minors, if only for a month.

    by snolls on Feb 24, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

    What if he was running late

    And he needed to get through security fast, but he didn’t have his hair gel in the ziplock bag, so the security guy pulled him aside and the delay was enough for him to miss the flight.

    I’ve had a similar problem. Depending on the airport, I have been delayed going through security. as I tried to get my toiletries squared away. Now I make sure I have everything properly organized. But the first couple of times, not so much. Perhaps the airport in Caracas is a little stricter than the average US airport.

    "You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

    by cmathewson on Feb 24, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

    But, still, I've never missed a flight because of a security delay

    I always give myself extra time, especially for international flights. Mijares apparently didn’t give himself enough time.

    "You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

    by cmathewson on Feb 24, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

    right

    and I guess that’s my point. I’ve flown through at least a half dozen latin american airports, and never had any difficulty. Of course, I don’t live on “spanish time”, or whatever you want to call it (Brazillian, Argentine, Italian, Venezuelan, etc.), where there is an understanding that no-one will arrive less than an hour late.

    by snolls on Feb 25, 2010 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

    Yes

    I live in a community with a lot of Latinos. My church has both all-Spanish Masses and trilingual Masses (Latin being the third language). I experience this phenomenon first-hand. Time has multiple dimensions, especially when you bring hyper-punctual people of German origin into the mix.

    "You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

    by cmathewson on Feb 26, 2010 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

    Your Agent

    With some people supposedly working on handling your life and affairs, you’d think his agent would make sure his VISA was in order, especially since he missed Twinsfest (and some organizational meetings then) to boot.

    Not to mention, doesn’t the Twins have someone on top of this stuff…dealing with travel, housing issues, visa items, player relations, so to speak.

    You basically have 150 guys coming to spring training that need to get there (or be reminded how to get there), probably reimbursed for their airfare, need to find temporary housing…then they all fly out again in sixty days to locations around the country and need housing, cars, etc. I’m sure many are fully capable of doing such things by themselves (albeit not knowing if you are going to Minnesota, New Britain or Rochester until the last minute might cause some stress).

    Coming to spring training is something you can plan. You either arrive on the day, arrive early and have some fun and socialize, or arrive late and make the wrong statement to management, players and fans. No brainer there.

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    by rosterman on Feb 24, 2010 12:29 PM EST reply actions  

    Correlation is not causation

    About your point that he does better in high leverage situations: it may be that he gets better when it matters. But it may also be that when he’s pitching badly, they only let him pitch in low leverage situations.

    I would imagine that managers often take into account things like injuries, command issues, and other stuff that affect performance when they decide who to pitch when.
    And only if a guy’s in shape, obeying the coaches, showing a good attitude, working hard, and has been getting good results, do they let him pitch in high leverage situations.

    It’s definitely fair to interpret good situational splits as evidence for the interpretation you suggest, that Mijares is good under pressure. It’s just not the only possible interpretation.

    Don’t get me wrong, though — I’d much rather see splits like these than the other way around!

    by by jiminy on Feb 24, 2010 4:26 PM EST reply actions  

    You're definitely right.

    And that’s part of the reason I’m excited to see him pitch this year. I want to see if he comes close to these kind of splits again, or if it is just a matter of the small sample. There’s a lot that goes into it.

    by Jesse on Feb 24, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

    how about no splits at all

    and he just sticks with the good numbers all the time. I’d be fine with that.

    by by jiminy on Feb 25, 2010 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

    missing the plane

    Personally, if I had missed work deadlines twice before because of visa issues, I might consider flying in a day early, just to be on the safe side. Wouldn’t you?

    by by jiminy on Feb 24, 2010 4:28 PM EST reply actions  

    Maybe Mijares is just a crappy traveller

    like someone posted already, if this is the biggest issue the Twins have to deal with, I’ll take it.

    by ckb on Feb 24, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

    Walk a mile in his shoes

            When Mijares first garnered some attention as a young lefty in the Twins system it was reported that he grew up in the toughest neighborhood in the toughest city in Colombia. I am sure that is TOUGH way beyond what most Twins fans understand.
            He is not a sophisticated jet-setter, perhaps. It is not difficult to run afoul of modern air port security. Give the guy some slack and remember where he comes from. I applaud that he is bettering his life, and I am pulling for him in the future.

    by crowwing6 on Feb 24, 2010 6:03 PM EST reply actions  

    True, true.......

    but supposedly the Twins do have a good system with their different academys and even rookie-league ball to help out-of-the-country players learn to deal with such issues, as well as language and diet issues, etc…….

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    by rosterman on Feb 24, 2010 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

    +1

    I admit I do poke fun at Mijares. But we don’t know all the details here. It’s not a big issue, we can cut the guy some slack.

    by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Feb 24, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

    yup

    we’re all just having some fun at his expense… suddenly I don’t feel so nice…

    by caluofmn on Feb 24, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

    Mijares isn't a lock for our bullpen in my opinoin

    let me give you some scenerios as to how the season could begin with Mijares in AAA instead….

    Nathan, Guerrier, and Rauch are all a given *

    so from spot 4 to spot 7 we could go with:

    Crain, Neshek, Perkins, Condrey (Neshek and Perkins face the lefties)
    Crain, Condrey, Delaney, Perkins
    Condrey, Delaney, Slama, Crain

    so I’m almost betting we begin with Mijares in Rochester and Perkins in the bullpen….
    he can be called up in May or early June anyway…. (Perkins can’t -I don’t believe)

    Lets go get Adrian Gonzalez..... how do you say holy shit! - ~en espanol ?

    by SteveHoffmanSlowey on Feb 24, 2010 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

    Slama and Delaney

    need more seasoning in AAA. I am betting the Twins break camp with Condrey and Mijares in their bullpen. Mijares has too many good numbers that cannot be overlooked simply because he showed up a DAY late.

    "Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett

    by BCTwins on Feb 25, 2010 1:04 AM EST up reply actions  

    I'll be

    I’ll be simply shocked if the Twins go with guys like Slama and Delaney over a guys with some proven track record like Mijares. Mijares has been a good reliever, I don’t see any reason to sour on him…

    "You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all."
    ~ Earl Weaver
    "In God we trust. All others must provide evidence."
    ~ Billy Beane

    by AdamOnFirst on Feb 25, 2010 3:59 AM EST up reply actions  

    Agreed

    The guy has a 2.12 career ERA with good peripherals. I am thinking that he’s a solid enough member of the team that he’d have to start throwing pitches into the seats to get a ticket to Rochester.

    "There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    by BeefMaster on Feb 25, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

    Crain

             Crain is part of your core bull pen ?? He is the first pitcher on the roster that I would try to move. He should have been traded four years ago. No upside——cannot handle pressure———how many “clean” innings has he pitched in the last four years?

    by crowwing6 on Feb 24, 2010 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

    Crain has pitched a lot of clean innings.

    I think you need to do a little more research. In his last 33.1 innings last season, from July 24 to the end of the season, he layed down a 2.70 ERA, holding hitters to a .205/.312/.274 line, striking out 29 in the process. He only gave up 3 homers in 51.2 innings last year.

    Outside of an injury-riddled ’07 and a slow start in ’09, the guy has been a pretty good pitcher.

    Where I might sort of agree with you is how Crain handles pressure. If you look at his splits—from 2009 or in his career—he doesn’t do as well in high-leverage situations. So it’s not that Crain “should have been traded four years ago” or doesn’t have upside, but I’d probably change how he was utilized.

    Crain is a great guy to bring in at the start of the 6th or 7th inning—bases empty, and he can just do his business—good strikeout rates, good walk rates, generally a very good relief pitcher. But he’s not as effective pitching from the stretch.

    by Jesse on Feb 25, 2010 3:20 AM EST up reply actions  

    Also, he seems to pitch better in one-inning increments

    I think Gardy uses him too much in two-inning increments. Not that he pitches poorly in those outings necessarily, but the next time out, he seems to have less zip on his pitches. If he is carefully used, he can be a great seventh-inning guy, imho.

    "You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

    by cmathewson on Feb 26, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

    I just don't get the hate.

    Mijares isn’t the guy on the team with a drunken driving conviction, after all. He isn’t the guy on the team who assaulted an umpire. Though he came close, he isn’t the guy on the team who actually did incite a teammate to punch him.

    So he has scheduling and weight control problems. He’s 25, give the kid a break.

    by timprov on Feb 25, 2010 3:30 AM EST reply actions  

    Get real

    We’re talking about today, not years gone by. Overweight at 25??? are you kidding me? He or any other Twin shouldn’t be overweight till they hit their 30’s.

    by b1 on Feb 25, 2010 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

    CC Sabathia is overweight, too

    Some guys, particularly AL pitchers and relievers (who don’t have to run) end up with weight issues. It happens. The Twins have had some of them before (Dennys Reyes, for example) without a ton of problems, so I don’t think the team needs to make it an issue unless it affects his performance.

    Besides, if Mijares stays overweight but still performs, it gives us an excuse to make fat jokes in game threads without them turning angry and mean-spirited.

    "There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    by BeefMaster on Feb 25, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

    It's funny because he's fat!

    "Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
    "All morons hate it when you call them a moron." -Holden Caufield

    by less cowbell, more 'neau on Feb 25, 2010 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

    Please, tell Kent Hrbek that.

    I want to see how many pieces you end up in.

    by timprov on Feb 25, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

    Regarding Jesse defending Crain

      
      Jesse, you have selectively chosen the the best two months of Crain’s record from the past four years to defend him. He was horrible April, May and June of 2010. He was generally lousy and unreliable the three years prior. He is to the pitching staff what Nick Punto is to the infield and as a hitter . They both lead a charmed life due to Gardy loyalty even though they are fringe players who are overpaid and quite unproductive.

    by crowwing6 on Feb 25, 2010 10:15 AM EST reply actions  

    I too like Crain but,

    from the business side, I would have traded him a year ago. Relief guys come and go, it’s hard to keep someone unless they produce everytime out. Look at the guys at Rochester ready to come up.

    by b1 on Feb 25, 2010 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

    It makes sense, though

    Cherry-picking Crain’s last three months makes sense in context – Crain was sent to AAA in June and apparently corrected some issues while he was there, because he was solid after he came back. It makes more sense to base our expectations on that part of the season when there is a material reason to believe that something changed at that point.

    Also, “lousy and unreliable” is pretty harsh for a guy who put up around a 3.5 ERA in two of the three years you’re talking about (it’s probably accurate for 2007, if you count being injured as “unreliable”).

    "There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    by BeefMaster on Feb 25, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

    Those two months just happen to be his last two months

    So, you know, the hope is he’s finally worked out the bugs following rotator cuff and labrum surgery.

    "You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

    by cmathewson on Feb 25, 2010 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

    I chose more than the best two months.

    I also referred to most of his career, thus this line: Outside of an injury-riddled ’07 and a slow start in ’09, the guy has been a pretty good pitcher.

    He was lousy for three months, so what? It happens. And if by “generally lousy and unreliable the three years prior” you mean “he was bad in 2007”, then I agree.

    I do think he’s probably overpaid for what he does, and because of that I’m pretty sure he’ll become a free agent after this year when he’s no longer under team control. But you’re definitely generalizing Crain’s career for the negative when, in reality, it hasn’t been that horrible.

    by Jesse on Feb 26, 2010 3:17 AM EST up reply actions  

    correction

       
     Of course I meant to say -—Crain was horrible April, May and June of 2009

    by crowwing6 on Feb 25, 2010 10:22 AM EST reply actions  

    I haven't given up on Crain

    He was a dominant set-up guy who hurt his shoulder and tried to pitch through it, which hurt his numbers in 07. When he finally went under the knife, they found a lot more problems than they expected. Still, he came back in 08 and was mediocre. I was encouraged by that because most guys just plain suck the year after that surgery. But in the process of working through it, his mechanics got out of whack, so he also struggled last year. Then he was sent down to work on his mechanics and when he got back, he was pretty much the dominant reliever we had prior to the injury.

    I expect him to be back to the dominant Jesse Crain in 2010. If not, we can trade him and call up Slama, Delaney, Gutierrez, or Burnett.

    "You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

    by cmathewson on Feb 25, 2010 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

    Crain and Punto

              Crain and Punto = Dead Wood

    by crowwing6 on Feb 25, 2010 10:30 AM EST reply actions  

    Just gotta slap a moustache on them, clearly.

    Then you’re good to go.

    RonGarde: Target Field is going to be exactly like Progressive Field, except you'll have a chance to die of frostbite in the middle of July

    by fischean on Feb 25, 2010 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

    The whole team should grow mustaches

    I honestly expected Cuddyer or Redmond to start something like that during the pennant race last year. That certainly would’ve pushed them past the clean-shaven Yankees.

    "There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    by BeefMaster on Feb 25, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

    you'd think Morneau

    would stress the need for playoff beards to the team as well

    by caluofmn on Feb 25, 2010 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

    No kidding.

    The hockey-lover in him needs to step it up.

    RonGarde: Target Field is going to be exactly like Progressive Field, except you'll have a chance to die of frostbite in the middle of July

    by fischean on Feb 25, 2010 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

    The hockey-lover in him needs to step it up.

    I don’t know, that might backfire and result in mullets for the team…

    by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Feb 25, 2010 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

    Sure...

    If by “backfire” you mean “be awesome”.

    "There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    by BeefMaster on Feb 25, 2010 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

    Hahaha

    Can you imagine Denard Span with a mullet? Awesome indeed.

    RonGarde: Target Field is going to be exactly like Progressive Field, except you'll have a chance to die of frostbite in the middle of July

    by fischean on Feb 25, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

    "You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

    by cmathewson on Feb 25, 2010 3:41 PM EST reply actions  

    Delmon eating less gravy?

    Anyone have a photo of the thinner version of Delmon Young?

    by DJL44 on Feb 25, 2010 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

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