All will be forgiven if they start selling Hebrew National.

…and this year it’s Dome Dogs. What is this world coming to?

The only redeeming quality to Dome Dogs is the sheer volume of odorless, tasteless meat-like substance they manage to extrude into one package. The only innovation there is having a larger aperture on the meat extrusion machine. The so-called meat is grown in china by prison labor, sent through a giant meat shredding machine, and shipped to the US in bulk.

The dogs we will now be able to get will have real meat inside real skins, hand made by real people who live in N.E. Minneapolis from local beef. They’ll taste and smell like real beef, not like whatever condiments you are obliged to slather on them to get them to taste like anything at all.

Just watch the Academy Award winning documentary American Dream, available on Netflix. Also, there’s no reason why the Dome Dog can’t continue without Hormel—they were providing both the “all beef” dome dog and the mystery meat regular hot dogs. Not that hard to find another supplier.

Along those lines, I’d love to see Thousand Hills Cattle Company from Canon Falls, MN provide hot dogs to the Twins. Humanely raised, grass-fed beef at reasonable prices. Maybe it’s a stretch to hope for this, but Target Corp. did recently announce they were only going to sell wild caught Alaska salmon in their stores from now on (as opposed to less sustainable and less delicious farm raised and Atlantic caught salmon)

Here’s the RandBall article about what they’re providing for Target Field. Don’t read it if you’re hungry.

That’s why they were so cheap at Twinsfest. Imagine, all these “dome dogs” sitting in some fridge since the end of the playoffs, finally emerging as 2-fer-1s at Twinsfest.

ACtually, the real truth is that hot dogs won’t be a part of the new stadium, due to the recent outcry that people can “choke” on them. Baseball and “choke” and two words that don’t mix!

I assume by “Dome Dogs” you are referring to the Hormel ‘Jumbo Dogs’ concessions guys rolled around with. Technically, Dome Dogs were a bigger production you could only get up at the booths in the concourse.

Jumbo Dogs, I’ll miss thee. Biggest. Hot Dogs. Ever.

When you are at the game
come visit Hormel’s ‘Row of Fame.’
If your’e in a lucky seat
you’ll win a Hormel hot dog treat!

Great for lunch, great for dinner,
you will be a wiener winner!

In the Hormel Row of Fame!

I can see why the would not want to call it a Dome Dog anymore seeing as how we now have a kick ass undomed stadium. But there needs to be hot dogs of some type at the game. Even if they are sub par like the ones you may get a Timberwolves game. This also gives Bert one more thing to complain about. I think his diet consists of Dome Dogs and Coors light all summer.

RIP Dome Dog we will miss you

The Twins could not have made a better choice than to get Kramarczuk’s sausages. The only ones that are better in town are the ones you can get at The Wedge.