Spring Training Caption Contest #2
by Jesse on Mar 11, 2010 3:26 PM EST
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PrintAs usual, there are no losers...just captions that aren't funny. READY...GO!
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I think I hit a cow out there one time!
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
Explanation:
In my world, Jim Thome always speaks in ALL CAPS, calls Morneau “Jason,” calls Kubel “Jeremy,” and only listens to Hagar-era Van Halen.
by RandBall's Stu on Mar 11, 2010 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
Jim Thome is on twitter?!
RonGarde: Target Field is going to be exactly like Progressive Field, except you'll have a chance to die of frostbite in the middle of July
Yes.
Whoever is doing that is doing the lord’s work.
by RandBall's Stu on Mar 11, 2010 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
Oh my god.
Thank you. Hahaha.
RonGarde: Target Field is going to be exactly like Progressive Field, except you'll have a chance to die of frostbite in the middle of July
That's might not be the real JI
Jim Thome, but it’s still funny.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"All morons hate it when you call them a moron." -Holden Caufield
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Mar 11, 2010 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
Hey look!
Punto’s chasing the ice cream man again!
Lavelle just bumped into Reusse
It looks like a coupla sumo wrestlers.
They're backing up an armored car
Do you think Joe signed?
Is that an alligator out there
or did Sid wander into the swamp?
There's a bird's nest in that tree over your car.
I moved my car to the other side of the lot.
Hey,
Remember what Gardy said would happen to the next guy who hit a ball threw his windshield? Well, funny story…
OFF THE SUBJECT
I would like to propose an idea, can I get the editor-in-chief and the Senior Writers to submit a caption. . . .. . . Then we all will vote on it. . . . You guys are great writers, lets test out the caption skills. Winner is becomes the weeks King Caption!
by Bert: Oh, we're live? on Mar 11, 2010 4:29 PM EST reply actions
Man you are going to be hard to beat!!!
I never even noticed your caption!!! You just may become this weeks KING CAPTION (echo) (Or Caption King whatever you think sounds better)
by Bert: Oh, we're live? on Mar 11, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, What's that Cuddyer Guy Doing On First Base!
Visit www.TwinsCards.com and check out "rosters" to see my collection!
Jim: Look that way. . . You see that?
No no keep looking farther, you see that? It’s Nick riding in on his Unicorn.
Justin: Man he has STYLE!
I love Twins Baseball and Minnesota Vikings Football.
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Mar 11, 2010 4:40 PM EST reply actions
If I could get Punto's head on this picture....
I’m a pony! I’m a pony! I’m a pony!
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
Thome:
Thome: Now see, when I hit a home run, I like to try and bounce it off seat #18D over there in section 131. Now, of course that depends on the wind, the humidity, your bat speed, and of course the type of pitch he’s throwing you. Now if he comes inside, you might find your home run landing as far east as seat #6D, or if it’s outside, your homer might land as far west as 21D. It’s all in the turn, Justin. Back in the 90’s I might have been as high as row R or S. With a nice wind at my back, maybe even as far as row W!
Justin: (thinking) This blabbermouth is what they mean by “great clubhouse guy?”
The beard abides.
by Jason Kubel's Beard on Mar 11, 2010 4:46 PM EST reply actions
Thome: Try pulling it to beat the shift
Justin: Appreciate the advice, but could you get out of the batters box, I’m having a tough enough time batting from the right side of the plate.
Thome: I used to hit 'em all the way out there. I bet I still can....
Morneau: That’s what she said….by the way, where’s Mauer???
"...and we'll see ya tomorrow night!" - Jack Buck, Game 6, 1991 World Series
by WindyCityTwinsFan on Mar 11, 2010 4:59 PM EST reply actions
Thome: Just imagine them all in their underpants!
Morneau: (Thinking) Why I am imagining Gardy in a…
Ya See That?
That’s where my game 163 shot actually landed
"God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked."-Braveheart
Tori Hunter say's
“He’s not really black, He’s Hispanic”.
"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
Funny and topical
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"All morons hate it when you call them a moron." -Holden Caufield
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Mar 11, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Jim: When his head is in view, hit it with the bat.
Justin: My way’s not very sportsmanlike.
Thome: Mauer said when his contract is done...
he’s going to buy that one and that one and that one.
Morneau: He’s going to buy three cars?
Thome: No. Dealerships.
The only stat that counts is W
by wayback on Mar 11, 2010 7:47 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Thome:
I was being intentionally walked one time, and I homered a pitch this high.
Justin: Shhhh. Don’t let Delmon hear you.
by Twins and Beavers on Mar 11, 2010 9:45 PM EST reply actions
Thome: I think that JJ guy stole your Mauer from you.
Morneau: Too soon, Jim. Too soon.
by Twins4Life on Mar 11, 2010 10:12 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Well....
Thome:
This here’s a tale for all the fellas
Try to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause you’re over zealous
Play hard to get an females get jealous
Ok smartie, go to a party
Girls are stancin the crowd is showin body
A chick walks by you wish you could sex her
But you’re standin on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next days function, high class luncheon
Food is served and you’re stone cold munchin’
Music comes on, people start to dance
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walkin, guys start gawkin’
Sits down next to you and starts talkin’
Says she wanna dance cus she likes the groove
So come on fatso and
…
and ( looks at Morneau)
Morneau sighing : Just bust a move.
"I couldn't do that. Could you do that? Why can they do it? Who are those guys?"
by maxisagod on Mar 11, 2010 10:34 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Jim: Maybe you should try left field...I don't care. Either way I'm the First Baseman now.
Justin: Uh….gardy…..
MPR, Lefsa, 3M, Sun Country Airlines, Grumpy Old Men movies, Joe Mauer. What a blessed state!
by By Allen's Mullet on Mar 12, 2010 12:32 AM EST reply actions
ok so off the foul pole then Gardy’s passenger side window over the dugout and STRAIT into Hardy’s left shin?
Straight fail
Str8?
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"All morons hate it when you call them a moron." -Holden Caufield
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Mar 12, 2010 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
Thome's Comment
“My glove? No, I haven’t seen it for years… I think it’s over there somewhere… "
"Jimmy Key? What's he like, 45? I could hit him."
by vulture on Mar 12, 2010 2:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
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