Spring Training Caption Contest #3
by Jesse on Mar 16, 2010 11:20 AM EDT
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What the hell
does Gomez smell??
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
Go Go was right
there’s nothing like the smell of maple in the morning
by caluofmn on Mar 16, 2010 11:35 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
It smells like... victory.
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
You still love me don't you, bat
You’re not like that poopy pants Justin
Mmmm. Smells like losing virginity
and I’ll totally be able to do that once I get this contract signed…..Yep…I’m gonna lose my V-card
MPR, Lefsa, 3M, Sun Country Airlines, Grumpy Old Men movies, Joe Mauer. What a blessed state!
by By Allen's Mullet on Mar 16, 2010 12:32 PM EDT reply actions
Billy Billy Billy Billy, oh Billy, this is a big one Billy.
(HInt, Judge Smails and his special putter)
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
Smells like teen spirit
The beard abides.
by Jason Kubel's Beard on Mar 16, 2010 12:34 PM EDT reply actions
"Justin, check out my new bunting stance. I can get a real good look at pitches like this."
Justin: “There went your extension.”
by Twins4Life on Mar 16, 2010 12:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Some take their coffee like they take their men: tall black and bitter
I take my bats like I take my men: dimpled, long and woody.
by montanatwinsfan on Mar 16, 2010 12:50 PM EDT reply actions
You will be mine JJ Hardy...
oh yes…you will be mine…
this would have been creepy about 30 mins ago but now what the hey?
I smell varmint poontang
And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang
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Mauer to Morneau:
Billy says he will get me my own guitar hero comercial if I sign. A little Free Bird anyone?
hmm,
I wonder what it’ll take to make all the other bats jealous?
"Don't worry, we'll get him, we'll get him"
“We’ll beat that extension out of him, just not in front of all these people…and Punto”
From the only TRUE North division
by thewild_viking_twins on Mar 16, 2010 6:52 PM EDT reply actions
What's that bat?
You want me to buy you your own Gucci bag once I sign the new contract? Okay bat.
The 2009 Pregame Picks Winner and Iron Man of Halos Heaven.com
When I'm done hitting in the cage, I'm gonna tak you back to the clubhouse for a nice rub down with rosary beads. He'll like that, won't you?
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
To quote Bert, I f-d that up
Should read:
When I’m done hitting in the cage, I’m gonna take you back to the clubhouse for a nice rub down with rosary beads. You’ll like that, won’t you?
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
We have to remember this is Joe Mauer, the least interesting person ever
He’s probably thinking “this bat doesn’t smell like anything” in a neutral tone. Yes, he probably thinks in a bland tone.
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Mar 16, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
But what I actually hope he's thinking is this:
“Yes, this one looks good…. you’re going to be the one to hit 5 consecutive home runs for me this year, little bat!”
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Mar 16, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
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