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The Engaged Mauer

Within the last few days, Mauer proposed and now is engaged to be married to Stefani Germanotta, 24...

Finally this happens.  I was getting sick of seeing the signs "Marry Me Joe" at the Dome and now I luckily wont have to look at them at Target Field...although fischean is sure to show up and suggest to Mauer that he become a polygamist.

So, although many female Twins fans have probably just had their heartbroken, I want to extend my well wishes to Joe and Stefani.  No wedding date has yet been set.

As an aside, first Mauer signs a $184 million dollar contract, and then is engaged to be married within the month of his contract signing.  How nice is it to have a lovely wife helping share that $184 million with you.  Can you imagine the huge wedding they will have?  They will probably invite the whole of Minnesota and still have roughly $100 million left to spend their lives for eight years.

Anyways, Congrats to Joe and Stefani!!!!

 

Also, Happy April Fools!!!!!!

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