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So...how 'bout a Twinkie Town online store? (Plus ideas for items)

I was just cruising through Over the Monster for a (untyped) Nelson-from-the-Simpsons laugh at their Royal demise from today, and briefly noticed their online store on the left column. It's got a few inside-joke themed shirts, as do other premiere baseball blogs like Phillies Nation. It reminded me of something that's been swimming in my head for months now, even before I officially joined here: If we can get all the necessary capital and means, Twinkie Town should open its own online store with our own original slogans on the items, chiefly shirts.

I know this isn't something that will just easily throw itself together, as it will entail any of the basic aspects of business, not to mention online add-ons like shipping. But in the event that we can, let's brainstorm ideas for jokes/references we could stick on shirts. Post as many as you want, and don't be afraid to share anything, no matter how random or silly.

 

I'll start:

Proud member of the LNP Fan Club

(With a doctored image or silhouette of Jon Rauch) Shanksville, MN

Warning: Squirrel Crossing Zone (with likewise yellow sign)

Kirby the Kestrel: Long May He Fly

Anything related to the Blackburn/Slowey Hug Brigade

Crain Train (Note to self: Lack of sales will put Twinkie Town out of business)

Note to Yankees: Don't pitch to Jason Kubel!

A silhouette of Carlos Gomez leaping off the plate in Game 163

 

 

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