LoneStarBall Target Field/Series Preview

Courtesy of our counterpart on the Rangers side of SBNation, this is a FANTASTIC and very funny piece on Target Field, the Metrodome (and much Lone Star Hate for it) and the current series we are playing. Great read! The comments section is pretty rich as well.

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Fanshot Fail?

I’m serious. It was really funny!

shame *

I always loved that one.

by FoulJack on Jun 2, 2010 4:36 PM EDT reply actions

That's the problem with fanshots

Nobody reads them unless you use “Fire Gardy” or something as a headline.

My favorite exchange:

Smelt fry
I’m guessing it refers to the fish, which is native to the area. Thank you, Wikipedia!

It is…
It’s like a fish fry but with a smelt fish. I have some friends from Minnesota and they tell me all kinds of weird crap they do up there like hotdishes and lutfisk.

lutefisk
A boiling pot of walleye is a great way to end a day.

Mmmm
Nothing like fish that’s been poached in lye. What the hell is wrong with Scandinavians?

Foreigners just don’t understand us.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jun 2, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions

I feel so validated now. Thank you sir.

Agreed, we are not understood. But I loved the guys rant on the Metrodome. It was just VICIOUS. Kind of like the post OldTwinsHat made last year.

Also: FIRE GARDY!

I always loved that one.

by FoulJack on Jun 2, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions

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