RandBall's Stu Is Taking a Field Trip

My wife and I will be the last two Minnesotans to see a game at Target Field on Saturday, winter permitting.  I don't know if there will be a ceremony or not to recognize this, but I'll wear a sash nonetheless, BECAUSE THAT'S HOW TWINKIE TOWN SENIOR WRITERS ROLL.  They're also slimming.

So, a couple things:

  • The last time a saw an outdoor Twins game in Minnesota, Richie Zisk nearly hit me in the head with a home run.  I've never been that close to a fair or foul ball since.  I am owed.
  • My wife and I are celebrating our 10th wedding anniversary this weekend.  She requested that we go to a Twins game.  Yes, I realize how lucky I am.
  • Any advice or recommendations from those of you who've been to a game at the new digs would be most welcome. Please leave them in the comments.
  • I've been to probably two dozen Twins games in my life, and I swear to Jeebus that half of them have been against the Baltimore Orioles.  I have seen Doug Corbett, Ron Davis and Mike Trombley all blow saves against the Baltimore Orioles.  I hate the Baltimore Orioles.  (I've never actually verified that all these blown saves were against the Orioles, so please don't go to Baseball Reference and look up old box scores to prove me wrong.  I am comfortable with the vagaries of my memory and the warm embrace of bitterness.)

I'll be back later with your game preview, but seriously, have you guys seen the forecast for Friday night?  It's going to SNOW, FOR PITY'S SAKE.  It would really stink if the game was postponed and they pushed Liriano back to Saturday so I could watch him in person.  I would hate that.

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Twinkie Town

You must be a member of Twinkie Town to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Twinkie Town. You should read them.

Join Twinkie Town

You must be a member of Twinkie Town to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Twinkie Town. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9351_tracker