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Game 103: Mariners @ Twins

Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins, Jul 30, 2010 8:10 PM EDT


First Pitch:  7:10 PM CDT
TV:  Fox Sports North
Radio:  Twins Radio Network
Know Thine Enemy: Lookout Landing

Teenage Kicks: All Through the Night

The Matt Capps Era STARTS NOW.


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - Scott Baker 8-9 20 20 0 0 0 0 120.2 138 67 67 18 23 104 5.00 1.33

As LaVelle notes at the Strib, the Mariners are dead last in the majors in runs, home runs, batting average, and onbase-plus-slugging.  I humbly submit that Scott Baker is not going to find a more ideal opponent against whom he can get his mojo working. 


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - Doug Fister 3-6 16 16 0 0 0 0 101.0 100 41 40 6 19 50 3.56 1.18

The Twins defeated Fister earlier this year, tagging him for five runs in 7.2 IP.  He's winless in his last nine starts, posting an ERA of 5.17.

Your lineups and all manner of breaking/broken news after the jump:

Star-divide

 

Twins (both lineups courtesy Joe C.):

1. Denard Span, CF
2. Alexi Casilla, 2B
3. Joe Mauer, C
4. Delmon Young, LF
5. Jason Kubel, RF
6. Michael Cuddyer, 1B
7. Jim Thome, DH
8. Danny Valencia, 3B
9. J.J. Hardy, SS

Mariners:

1. Ichiro Suzuki, RF
2. Chone Figgins, 2B
3. Casey Kotchman, 1B
4. Russell Branyan, DH
5. Franklin Gutierrez, CF
6. Michael Saunders, LF
7. Josh Bard, C
8. Josh Wilson, 3B
9. Jack Wilson, SS

Notes:

  • As you may have heard, the Twins made a trade on Thursday night. Everyone and their mother has an opinion on this, so I'll just link to a couple I found edifying: here's Rob Neyer for the prosecution, and Phil Mackey for the defense (see also: this bit from Dave Cameron at Fangraphs about Wilson Ramos' value (thanks, Corkatron)).  Can we stop talking about this now and actually play a friggin' game?
  • The Mariners just got done getting swept by Chicago in a 4-game series, giving the Twins zero help in the Central standings.  Seems like the least they can do is lose three more, or trade us Felix Hernandez for a PTBNL.  I'm fine with either.
  • If you're going to read any of TwinkieTown's sister MLB blogs on SBNation, Lookout Landing is highly recommended.  Here is their series preview.
  • Speaking of the Sox, they start a 3-game home series against Oakland tonight, and are apparently trying to trade for every player in Major League Baseball. (I'm not even kidding.)
  • We're waiting for the official word, but in an interview on ESPN1500 earlier today, Ron Gardenhire strongly hinted at Nick Punto going on the 15-day DL with a bad hamstring, Trevor Plouffe getting the call, and Nick Blackburn going to AAA to make room for Capps.  We'll let you know when we know.  (UPDATE: multiple sources confirm that the above moves have been made.  Plouffe is in uniform for tonight's game.)
  • Same goes for anything on the Canadian guy who plays first base. (UPDATE: both Joe C. and Kelly T. say that Morneau took light swings (progress!) today, but there is no timetable for his return.)

Enjoy the game, everybody.

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The end of the Ramos Era...

I will avoid making any sort of pun on their pitcher’s name. Go Twins!

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

You mean the porn star?

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jul 30, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Over under on number of twins trades between now and gametime?

I kid (mostly)! I hope we bring the binge hitting to Seattle with us. It’s way fun.

by dctwin on Jul 30, 2010 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Erm

I mean to Minnesota…

by dctwin on Jul 30, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we might be done with the trading business.

MLBTR said that the Twins are still “pursuing” Lilly and/or Downs, but that neither is “likely”. So…boo.

"All I want to do is beat the hair mannequin [Anthony LaPanta] this year"-Souhan

by fischean on Jul 30, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't understand why Twins are still in talks regarding Downs.

Downs is a good reliever, yes, but our bullpen doesn’t need any more help. BIgger need is rotation, right?

Formerly known as "Andersklasen."
Check out the best Twins' blog on the web: TwinsTarget.com.

by TwinsTarget on Jul 30, 2010 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I was hoping the Twins would acquire a starter,

but I can’t think of anyone left after Oswalt who would be a great help. Not Lilly.

Fister would not be a good fit for this team.

DAMN… sorry.

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gorzelanny or Myers would be welcome.

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Check out the best Twins' blog on the web: TwinsTarget.com.

by TwinsTarget on Jul 30, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gorzelanny would be an interesting gamble

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the contrary

I think Fister would make great addition to this team. It would a lot of fun each year checking the pitching matchups for the Brewers series to see if we would be so lucky to have a Fister/Bush pitching matchup.

Who is John Galt?

by BCTF on Jul 30, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

His stats aren't that bad, actually.

And he won’t be bothered by a stadium full of hostile fans, after what he must have gone through in high school with a name like that.

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looking forward to the Fister/Hardy matchup tonight

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin

by thewild_viking_twins on Jul 30, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fister's middle name is Wildes... geez.

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe a Fister/Plouffe matchup?

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jul 30, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

And of course, Fister/Young could be interesting

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jul 30, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fister?

I hardly know her

Who is John Galt?

by BCTF on Jul 30, 2010 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Classy

Funny though

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jul 30, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you've ever been fisted against your will while spending the weekend

in some hillbilly county jail on trumped up charges, you wouldn’t be making jokes like this

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have my sympathies! Don't drive too fast in the south, that's my advice to you...

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or have a Yankee license plate or look like a person of color

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jul 30, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my.
The Matt Capps Era STARTS NOW.


Not sure it will start tonight since Baker is pitching. It will most likley be a continuation of the Mahay era.

ZING?

I always loved that one.

by FoulJack on Jul 30, 2010 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Chip Caray's favorite pitcher!

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin

by thewild_viking_twins on Jul 30, 2010 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah, he's over 20

Once they turn 21, Chip loses interest.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jul 30, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Twins lineup, courtesy LEN on twitter:

 Span 8,
Casilla 4,
Mauer 2,
Young 7,
Kubel 9,
Cuddyer 3,
Thome DH,
Valencia 5,
Hardy 6

by dctwin on Jul 30, 2010 5:14 PM EDT reply actions  

it needs to be said again

Casilla should be hitting 9th in this lineup with either the HOT Hardy or the HOTHOTHOT Valencia hitting 2nd

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

casilla blows

The Hochevar Principle: The future comes to all teams. Some teams wait for it. Those teams finish in last place a lot. -Joe Posnanski

by DaTwins on Jul 30, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hardy's line since July 15th...

.383/,420/.553

And here’s to Valencia staying off the charts…

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

CAPPS LOCK ENGAGED

ACCORDING TO JOE C., MATT CAPPS WILL WEAR 55 LIKE RED-DOG AND STUDWELL. I LIKE HIM MORE ALREADY.

by Brad B. on Jul 30, 2010 5:22 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Updates Up Top

Lineups, roster moves confirmed

by RandBall's Stu on Jul 30, 2010 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

so when we get morneau and hudson back

1. Denard Span
2. Hudson
3. Joe Mauer
4. Justin Morneau
5. Delmon Young
6. Jason Kubel/Michael Cuddyer
7. Jim Thome/Michael Cuddyer
8. Danny Valencia, 3B
9. J.J. Hardy, SS

Thats like…awesome?

by twinscrazy_german on Jul 30, 2010 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Bert is going to be really confused when

J Wilson comes up twice in a row.

Who is John Galt?

by BCTF on Jul 30, 2010 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Game 163 proved

The Twins don’t get fisted!

by caluofmn on Jul 30, 2010 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Hudson's game, but at this point I wouldn't mind seeing Casilla get a lot of playing time...

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 5:41 PM EDT reply actions  

until he comes back from being injured anyway

but i agree, lets see what casilla can do this season (with the focus being on what can he do for us Next season)

by twinscrazy_german on Jul 30, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Berkman to Yankees

Embarrassment of riches much? Hopefully that doesn’t open the door for Dunn to the Chisox.

by dctwin on Jul 30, 2010 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Lance Berkman is a good pickup for the Yankees...

Adam Dunn was born to play for the Sox; I don’t know if they’ll get him or not.

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like the Rays might get Dunn? Thats the rumor at the Yankees blog...

“Adam Dunn may still be traded before Saturday’s deadline, but it won’t be to the White Sox, according to … well, according to Dunn himself. Tim Kurkjian said on ESPN that Dunn told him that the Nationals won’t deal him to Chicago for Edwin Jackson…”

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

the sox are stuck with Edwin

The Hochevar Principle: The future comes to all teams. Some teams wait for it. Those teams finish in last place a lot. -Joe Posnanski

by DaTwins on Jul 30, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

hope so

Olney said that Berkman blocked a trade to the White Sox. Ha!

by matswilander on Jul 30, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another odd stat...

Delmon has walked once (besides two intentional walks) since June 12th… you’d think, given the tear he’s been on now for awhile, that he would stop seeing so many good pitches. I mean, once in the last six weeks?!

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 5:44 PM EDT reply actions  

He's Vlad 2.0

He swings at everything, and hits most of it. Interestingly enough, however, he is laying off a lot of borderline pitches. Without looking up stats to back this up, it has certainly seemed like he’s laying off all of those outside breaking pitches that he used to (and Cuddyer still does, for the most part) chase with reckless abandon. He does chase low borderline strikes, but unless they’re in the dirt, he destroys them.

by bbeeck on Jul 30, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point - I think you're right

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He may not be walking much

But he is not striking out either. Young’s Ks are way down from his first two years in Minnesota. Cuddyer is on course to strike out about 30 less times this year despite more plate appearances.

by Alexi Casilla All-Star on Jul 30, 2010 6:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't Worry

Kubes is trying to make up for them.

by Codypc21 on Jul 30, 2010 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually have tickets for the game tonight!

Big fun for an out of town fan to be in town and be able to go to a game!

Hopefully, the weather won’t interfere.

by DavidRF on Jul 30, 2010 6:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Just saw the weather report - looks like overcast but no rain.

Enjoy! I haven’t been to a game yet

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have fun!

Let fans around you know obscure Twins facts while you’re there :)

"All I want to do is beat the hair mannequin [Anthony LaPanta] this year"-Souhan

by fischean on Jul 30, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yankees news of the day:

http://www.sbnation.com/2010/7/28/1592448/roger-maris-1961-rbi-runs-mickey-mantle

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Hardy looked fast on that little popup

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

he prob isn't to slow

he just has to build speed up.

"This town, this night, this crowd
Come on put them up, let me hear it loud"

by Stay classy, Joe. on Jul 30, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baker has facial hair???!!!

Since when did he hit puberty?

by d-mac on Jul 30, 2010 8:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Butera's been working with him!

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scott Baker? Facial hair?

What is this madness? Also, Casilla shouldn’t be batting 2nd.

"All I want to do is beat the hair mannequin [Anthony LaPanta] this year"-Souhan

by fischean on Jul 30, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Gardy responds:

If second baseman weren’t supposed to bat second, they would call them something else!

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I posted about the facial hair on this thread first! :P

But it doesn’t look like it’s helping cause Scott baker is sucking a big one (as usual) out there already.

by d-mac on Jul 30, 2010 8:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yup

Thought I could watch the whole thing, but I’ll stick with random check-ins. Out to enjoy the nice weather. :\

"All I want to do is beat the hair mannequin [Anthony LaPanta] this year"-Souhan

by fischean on Jul 30, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strike three not called...

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh I hate Scott baker.

We should just dump on the yanquis. We might beat them in the playoffs. :P

by d-mac on Jul 30, 2010 8:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Playing with fire, Baker.

Or, with the M’s, it’s just a cheap lighter. Still, get your act together.

by John_Locke on Jul 30, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

JIMMERS!!!!

Mashed TATER!!!!!!!!!

"We never quit. We'll keep coming at you." ~Joe Mauer

by MiNnAZona MDG on Jul 30, 2010 8:46 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Baker does not have his release point

but it seems like if you’re going to win and figure things out, you need some luck.

And he’s been lucky that it isn’t 5-0 seattle.

Delmon Young is my new Bicycle.

by Zack Carlson on Jul 30, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice inning there for Baker

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

There's a Mariners play for you!

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

smart recovery of an awkward situation by WIlson

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Casilla for the 9 Hole

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I think this ump's strike zone is in the shape of Texas...

And another Mariners play to make it 3-0

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Swinging too much.

I’d like him just to stand up in the box and watch for 5-6 pitches.

Delmon Young is my new Bicycle.

by Zack Carlson on Jul 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

why? don't try to put square peg Delmon in a round hole

He’s having a career year doing what he’s doing, so fans just need to go with the flow and take the 1 pitch at bats with all the other good

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

The first pitch

will almost always be a good one. I’d have more trust in a guy batting over 330 but thats just me.

by Codypc21 on Jul 30, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mare-Nerrs Base-Ball clap clap clapclapclap

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

"We'll see how the Mariners do with pop-ups..." haha!

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

he heard it gets cold in MN??

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baker will be out of there after the fifth, with all these pitches...

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

he's at 61 through 4

should last at least 6

the 'stache abides

by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 30, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're right. Seems like more with the three walks

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cubs would take him for Carlos Zambrano

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the Cubs trade Zambrano, they'd better throw in some extra-strength Xanax

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't trade him... he'll get better

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

HA!

He’s 29 and been in the big leagues for how long? I’m starting to think he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, at least when it comes to baseball. Other wise he would have figured it out by now, because he does have decent stuff. I would be all in favor of a moonshot Scott trade if it netted us something of quality in return.

by d-mac on Jul 30, 2010 9:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

This is now our time to shine!!1!

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

my daughter is listening

to some horrible interview of Katie Perry, I may need therapy after this

the 'stache abides

by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 30, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

If the Twins train the White sox after tomorrows game...

Does that mean we get waiver priority over them for the entire month of August?

by Kyleb_82 on Jul 30, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trivia: Higher career OBP, Ichiro or Span?

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Span

Ichiro never walks

the 'stache abides

by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 30, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ichiro .331 .377 .431
Span .296 .378 .405

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

(avg/obp/slug)

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

A thought about Figgins

I wonder if bat manufacturers ever say…“We’d rather you didn’t represent us by using our products”.

by rancher33 on Jul 30, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

yup, tolbert has to buy his bats at Wal-Mart!

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, surprised Hardy ran on Ichiro after having to jump of the ball

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

*over the ball

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"This town, this night, this crowd
Come on put them up, let me hear it loud"

by Stay classy, Joe. on Jul 30, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck Span

Really?.. I mean really?

by Kyleb_82 on Jul 30, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a balk imo, seriously

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

should have been 3 runs.

"This town, this night, this crowd
Come on put them up, let me hear it loud"

by Stay classy, Joe. on Jul 30, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

ALEXI!

Where did that come from?

by Desert Aaron on Jul 30, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Casilla

His first homer since September ‘08. He didn’t homer last year at all in over 250 PAs.

by Alexi Casilla All-Star on Jul 30, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's GONZO!

"We never quit. We'll keep coming at you." ~Joe Mauer

by MiNnAZona MDG on Jul 30, 2010 9:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

it was a triple, until just now

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say make in run some wind sprints in batting practice.

One should learn after being picked off 3 time that one is doing something wrong. After seven times, well we may have a handicapped person on our hands.

by Kyleb_82 on Jul 30, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't believe no one yelled at the umps about the balk in the Span pickoff

Span has sucked in that dept this year, but I give him a pass on this one. Anyone with DVR just rewind and watch the replay

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by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

rewatch it, if you can

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was the old fake to 3rd, throw to first move

but you can’t take your left foot like that, he moved it toward home too much, not to 3rd, you can’t see it live, only on replay

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went into the kitchen for a Guinness, come back and think 'why is it not 6-0'?

I can’t believe Span got picked off again. Remedial baserunning lessons are obviously needed…

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by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone else notice

everything to Young was at the very bottom of the zone?

by Codypc21 on Jul 30, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

The word is out on him

He’s going to have to slightly change his approach

Delmon Young is my new Bicycle.

by Zack Carlson on Jul 30, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gardy secretly wants a 3 run save situation for CAPPS

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
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by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is the infield at Target field a long cut or short?

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by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Mayday up

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by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I am going to listen to erotic city by prince on repeat

and hip thrust towards the tv until the twins get out of this inning.

Delmon Young is my new Bicycle.

by Zack Carlson on Jul 30, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Fister is probably tightening up on the bench with this long Seattle inning...

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by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck so pretty you and me.

you and me scott baker.

Delmon Young is my new Bicycle.

by Zack Carlson on Jul 30, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't be proud Gardy, get him the heck out of there

foul ball near HR there…every game counts

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Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Posting from the game!

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Jul 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

if you have AT&T

you probably posted that in the first inning

Delmon Young is my new Bicycle.

by Zack Carlson on Jul 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actaully do have AT&T, and just posted that.

I’d post pics if I could

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by myjah on Jul 30, 2010 9:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

They put the k in the wrong way here

And I just found out from guy next to me that Scott bakers real first name is Tim.

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by myjah on Jul 30, 2010 9:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Timothy Scott Baker

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by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hit him with

Keiunta Denard Span

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Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crain joins Mayday in the 'pen

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Baker has adjusted to throw down

more then the first 3 innings.

He still needs luck and time to really find it, but he is missing down more now.

Delmon Young is my new Bicycle.

by Zack Carlson on Jul 30, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

that little kid

just hit a double. Baker is crap.

"This town, this night, this crowd
Come on put them up, let me hear it loud"

by Stay classy, Joe. on Jul 30, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, that's it. Crain, please

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by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Gardy one hitter/one inning to late, all year long, all career long...

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep. Tying run at the plate, sixth inning...

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by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm drunk

ffs

Delmon Young is my new Bicycle.

by Zack Carlson on Jul 30, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Poor Scotty Baker. Gardy didn’t have the good sense to realize that his night was over, and now he has 3 earned, with a fourth threatening.

by Stephen Krogh on Jul 30, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

plus 1

plus, he got Mayday up despite 2 RHH’s due up next and got Crain up late

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i likey

we can still shank ’em, just in the earlier innings

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cheeky punster

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG

$7.00 a bottle.

"This town, this night, this crowd
Come on put them up, let me hear it loud"

by Stay classy, Joe. on Jul 30, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

It's hard to believe this is Ichiro's tenth year in the league

Future Hall-of-Famer

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by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

He hasn’t aged a day.

by Stephen Krogh on Jul 30, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Great job by Jesse

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by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Kubel has struck out 20 times in the last two weeks

has a 10 game strikeout streak going

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

last month hit .316, slugged .537

this month hitting .239 now, slugging .348

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

At least he plays good defense.

by Codypc21 on Jul 30, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

.

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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 30, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that was a

At least he plays good defense.

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

good defense

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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 30, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is a good defensive DH

Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 30, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

mltiple hahas

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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 30, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice shot Cuddy! Only 42 games to tie DiMaggio

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by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

tie him in what?

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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 30, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cuddy has a hitting streak going

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Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That 56 game record hitting streak thing

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by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh damn, I'm an idiot.

Time for another beer.

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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 30, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch, Jimmers.

"All I want to do is beat the hair mannequin [Anthony LaPanta] this year"-Souhan

by fischean on Jul 30, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Kotchman throws like a girl

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by DaTwins on Jul 30, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoever said earlier that capuano's

Strinke zone is the shape of Texas was completely right. He’s another one of those umps that need to go. Him, Joe west, and phil cuzzi.

by d-mac on Jul 30, 2010 10:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Crain goes longer?

This is why we got CAPPS, so we can go to Rauch, then Guerrier, then CAPPS, just like Gardy likes it

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

ooops, it's the 5 pitchers to get 9 outs plan

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think somebody here just likes to right out CAPPS

When I read it, it makes me want to shout out CAPPS!

by d-mac on Jul 30, 2010 10:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Another relief pitcher who looks like he trains on cheese steaks...

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by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Mijares’s splits are not that much better against lefties.

by d-mac on Jul 30, 2010 10:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Not liking this development of Guerrier in before Rauch

unless he’s going with Matty for 4 outs, which should be the plan

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Denard, get on base and let the adventure begin!

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Denard Span choose your own adventure!

You are Denard Span. You are on first base. What do you do?

If you choose to play it safe, turn to page 14.
If you choose to take an aggressive lead, turn to page 27.
If you choose to try to steal second, turn to page 51.

Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 30, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you choose to get picked off,

close the book and grab your glove.

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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 30, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

CMON DELMON

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

attaboy

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

he feels your love

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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 30, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

PH REPKO GARDY

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Great swing by Delmon; he looks super-confident up there...

And with good reason!

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT!

The Mariners are playing Josh Bard at C?! Where the hell is Rob Johnson, superhero, born and raised in Butte, Montana!!!!???1111!

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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 30, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Josh Bard is Fister's... personal catcher.

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by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, it's the eighth inning... will Capps take off his parka and warm up?

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by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

wouldn't he warm up faster if he left the parka on?

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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 30, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rauch could start a fire in the garbage can...

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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 30, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should email Gardy and tell him about that...

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by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good job Gardy, staying with Matty this inning

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

surprised me a little

Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 30, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Capps warming up

Delmon Young is my new Bicycle.

by Zack Carlson on Jul 30, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

#55 warming up

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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 30, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

it's like a slap in the face to Red Dog

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Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

...and so it begins...

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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 30, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

instead of a beginning

I thought this Capps it off

Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 30, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm so excited!!1!

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay Capps, this is it.

First home game pitching in front of a crowd of more than 10,000…

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Matthew Dicus Capps

it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Dicus should be added to Dickey's name

R.A. Dicus Dickey

Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 30, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are such a Dicus

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett

by BCTwins on Jul 30, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ichiro is just another face for the mighty Capps! No problem at all...

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I like the mph

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Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven

by ajmargarine on Jul 30, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Capps throwing some nasty stuff.

all of his pitches reading in the 50s -70s in the nasty factor.

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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 30, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

except that one.

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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 30, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

super fast

Delmon Young is my new Bicycle.

by Zack Carlson on Jul 30, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Capps has been trying on different hats since May

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by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perfect time for a change-up

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by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

ATTA way

Delmon Young is my new Bicycle.

by Zack Carlson on Jul 30, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if the haters...

…still think we should have Ramos!!

Much better stuff than Rauch.

The beard abides.

by Jason Kubel's Beard on Jul 30, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

haha,

one game and you are declaring the trade, and yourself, a success.

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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 30, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

true, good point.

however, stating your opinion before any results is not self congratulatory.

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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 30, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

100% success rate

Inarguable proof!

Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 30, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the best part for me

…is that if Capps blows a save, I just won’t post that day. I won’t have to live with the backlash or admit to anything!!

The beard abides.

by Jason Kubel's Beard on Jul 30, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh, it's a no lose situation

Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 30, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

In all seriousness though...

It’s nice to have a closer who doesn’t walk the bases loaded, or make me THINK he’s going to walk the bases loaded, at least for 1 day.

The beard abides.

by Jason Kubel's Beard on Jul 30, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

you must be talking about

Joe Nathan.

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by BCTwins on Jul 31, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ramos definitely couldn't have saved that game

Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 30, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can put a Capp on this game.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett

by BCTwins on Jul 30, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Popped a Capps in the Mariners

Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 30, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

At least we're getting all the Capps puns out of the way fast

Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 30, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't be too sure of that

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

still a lot of baseball left

there’s still plenty of time to find new and exciting Capps puns

by Hjorvarthr on Jul 30, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone seeing Rauch crying somewhere?

at least on the inside. Could Marnie give him a hug?

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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 30, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah, he's just off somewhere shanking people

Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 30, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Capps looks like Jim Thome's little brother

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by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Ron Coomer explaining power hitting... okay.

If Dog the Bounty Hunter cleaned up and got a day job, he would look just like Ron Coomer…

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by rubberbiscuit on Jul 30, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I like the way Capps throws

Strike one. Hard fastball inside. Strike 2. Strike 3.

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by cmathewson on Jul 30, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

You know,

I was thinking the same thing on that AB. But we’ll see if that is ‘how he throws.’ If it is I’ll be pretty happy because I think our staff could throw a few more high insiders every once in awhile.

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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he got them moving their feet too

That’s a breath of fresh air.

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by cmathewson on Jul 31, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

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