Game 104: Mariners @ Twins
Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins, Jul 31, 2010 7:10 PM EDT
Know Thine Enemy: Lookout Landing
Kevin's start last week was his best in a month. Suffice it to say another quality start would be ideal. It would be just his seventh.
Slowey's had to pitch to contact a bit more this season than in the past, and he struggles when he doesn't keep hitters off-balance. Just like his last time out he needs to change location, change pitches and change the speeds those pitches are delivered. Change is good, Kevin. Change is good.
Hernandez is a great pitcher, and on a better team he'd be gaining national recognition as such for how he's pitched this year. Comparing his numbers to Slowey's should make that pretty clear.
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"Comparing his numbers to Slowey's should make that pretty clear."
Yeah, but Slowey’s got more wins! /ducks
Everyone get STOKED!!
* The Royals traded minor league catcher Jeff Howell to the Twins for future considerations according to milb.com’s official Twitter feed.
via MLBTR
Is playing above AA for the first time this year
2005 10th round pick. Career .260/.328/.375 minor league hitter. Better than Butera’s minor league lines.
WOOOOOOOOOO
Might as well start engraving our name on the WS trophy!
The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. ~ Terence Mann
On, Wisconsin!
by John Veldhuis on Jul 31, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Future considerations
= “let us win a game for once!”
I'm going to the game again!!!
I’d post pictures from my iphone if I could.
"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez
LET'S GO TWINS!!!
OFF WITH KING FELIX’S HEAD!!!*

*Not in a literal sense, but I’m hoping we outscore the Mariners. That would be fine.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
Minnesota Twins 2010: GAME 163 OR BUST!!!
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jul 31, 2010 6:00 PM EDT reply actions
Line up from Joe C.
1. Denard Span, CF
2. Alexi Casilla, 2B
3. Joe Mauer, C
4. Delmon Young, LF
5. Jim Thome, DH
6. Michael Cuddyer, 1B
7. Jason Kubel, RF
8. Danny Valencia, 3B
9. J.J. Hardy, SS
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
Minnesota Twins 2010: GAME 163 OR BUST!!!
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jul 31, 2010 6:12 PM EDT reply actions
switch up of Thome and Kubel in the order
is good. Gardy recognizes (finally) that Kubel is scuffling.
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
unfortunatly
that puts a very very slow man right in the middle of the order
by holymackerel on Jul 31, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Mariners
1. Ichiro Suzuki, RF
2. Chone Figgins, 2B
3. Casey Kotchman, 1B
4. Russell Branyan, DH
5. Franklin Gutierrez, CF
6. Michael Saunders, LF
7. Josh Bard, C
8. Matt Tuiasosopo, 3B
9. Jack Wilson, SS
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
Minnesota Twins 2010: GAME 163 OR BUST!!!
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jul 31, 2010 6:13 PM EDT reply actions
FIRE MAUER!!1!
He’s 6’5"!
"All I want to do is beat the hair mannequin [Anthony LaPanta] this year"-Souhan
he should ask Rauch for tips
If he was 6’11" he would have 30 home runs already
Slowey: K
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
I wonder if Ichiro was irked that that was called a strike
or the overly demonstrative strikeout call
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
I love how confused Dick has been
on the (already) two missed strike calls.
Figgins grounds out
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
Greetings
From TwinkieTown West Coast HQ
the 'stache abides
by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions
HELLO
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Slowey: KK
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
Somebody
Help explain today’s strike zone. That made no sense.
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
+1(+1)
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
casilla may have resolved that ...
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Casilla with a triple!!!!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
I think he's got a cycle this month!
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
so we know he isn't pregnant?
zoom zoom zoom!
"Brian Cardinal left Purdue being the only Boilermaker to receive both the "Mr. Hustle" Award and the "Courage" Award four years in a row"
Twins lead 1-0
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
Attaboy Alexi!
That Seattle defense… man.
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
That slide in slo mo was pretty cool
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
oh joe!
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 7:21 PM EDT reply actions
nah, tough play, he tried his hardest to cut it off from the corner, but couldnt' get to it
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Mauer has picked it up as ..
The Royals and now the Ms aren’t plating the shift.
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nice observation sir
thumbsup.gif
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
haha
Gladden said ‘fisted’
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 7:21 PM EDT reply actions
Delmon!!!!!!!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
nice, Demon!
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 7:23 PM EDT reply actions
Three inches off the ground... he's hitting everything.
80 RBIs
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
It's AlmostLike He's Channeling Kirby
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Thome with a double!!!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
Delmon's first triple of the year
Fly ball Jimmy
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Don't stop now, keep going, one more Cuddy
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
YES!!!!!!
Jimmers!!!!!!
the 'stache abides
by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 7:25 PM EDT reply actions
Mariners D...ugh!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
shoulda stayed in the NFL!
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
haha
he couldn’t make it, he was a QB, and couldn’t hit his target there either.
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
actually, his brother was the QB...
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
NO WAY!
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
it's a very athletic family, from wiki
Marques Tuiasosopo is the son of former NFL defensive lineman Manu Tuiasosopo, who played collegiately for UCLA, then professionally from 1979-86 for the Seahawks and 49ers. Marques’ brother is fullback Zach Tuiasosopo, who played for the Philadelphia Eagles until he was waived on July 11, 2007. Zach and Marques were also teammates on the Raiders for part of a season. His youngest brother, Matt, plays baseball professionally in the Seattle Mariners organization. His sister Leslie played volleyball for Washington, trained with the US National Team, and is currently an assistant coach at the University of Washington. Marques has a wife named Lisa. His uncle, Mike, is currently the defensive tackles coach at the University of Arizona.
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
hahaha,
sorry, aj, I knew that. I should have used the sarcastic font – a couple of times over.
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
well, I didn't know his uncle was a defensive tackle coach at the u of a ;)
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Mariners should have traded Hernandez to us
when they had a chance. They could have avoided this big first inning!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
Kubel: GIDP
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
Valencia loves it when the bases are loaded....
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
bright side: we got three runs
less bright side: we only forced the King to throw 18 pitches…
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
Seconded.
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Irony? I'm not driving...
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
no, just that his username is John_Locke
I actually agree with him, a lot
First inning ambush
This calls for a Guinness
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
well it is the "thirst" inning after all
as budweiser has made it so abundantly clear
"Brian Cardinal left Purdue being the only Boilermaker to receive both the "Mr. Hustle" Award and the "Courage" Award four years in a row"
well, at least Kubel didn't strike out!
He’s been doing that alot lately
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Slowey: KKK
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
Kubel catches the fly ball
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
Bard flies out to Delmon in LF
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
Slowey - 9 pitches in that inning.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
Go Moneyball!
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Twins up 3, Sox Down 4
That is seven runs to play with in two different games. I hope both trends hold.
by Alexi Casilla All-Star on Jul 31, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Ben, I checked out your blog, interesting stuff
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Ump Needs To Use His Good Eye
the 'stache abides
by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions
But he wins the Dutch Rennert Memorial Award for Theatrical Ability
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Reminds Me of Leslie Nielsen in Naked Gun
the 'stache abides
by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
dutch is still alive, i think
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
he retired in 1992, so you're also dating yourself :-|
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Yep. You should have seen Bill Klem...
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw him at the end of his career
He probably retired too late, blowing some calls. Very well respected though, so…plus he invented the hand signals for home plate umps
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
They way this is going, they'll be done by 8 o'clock...
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
The ump
At least Hallion isn’t afraid to ring up “superstars”. I find it disturbing when Ichiro (or Mauer for that matter) takes a pitch that is called a strike to a Casilla or Valencia.
by Alexi Casilla All-Star on Jul 31, 2010 7:48 PM EDT reply actions
nope
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
(not in the majority of probably timelines I've visited)
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
I vote for me!
I think Casilla has an excellent shot at being the Twins 2B next year. He has the talent and he is now healthy and has minimized the mental errors.
by Alexi Casilla All-Star on Jul 31, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Seattle Fielding = Fail
the 'stache abides
by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions
It is amazing
Seattle was supposed to be built on pitching and all-world defense. It sure doesn’t look that way right now.
by Alexi Casilla All-Star on Jul 31, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
DUCK
and cover
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
My dad's softball team fields better than the Mariners...
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
Mare-Nerrs Base-ball clap clap clapclapclap
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
come on kid cudi
keep that hit streak going
"Brian Cardinal left Purdue being the only Boilermaker to receive both the "Mr. Hustle" Award and the "Courage" Award four years in a row"
Time for Michael Jordan to retire from making commercials...
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
Felix vs. Jimmers
Hard throwers are not a great matchup for Thome at this point in his career.
by Alexi Casilla All-Star on Jul 31, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions
Cuddyer
Doesn’t seem to be a great “cripples shooter”, but he was facing a top flight pitcher.
by Alexi Casilla All-Star on Jul 31, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions
We need to find a way to bottle this Slowey
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Slowey looks great, but it doesn't hurt pitching to a team that has Casey Kotchman hitting third...
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
is she filing her nails?
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
while they're dragging the lake?
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Play of the game
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
Casilla?
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions
Casilla!!
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Terrific play. Hudson should take a few more weeks off, just to make sure he's 100%
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn Bard,
taking the glory away from Rob Johnson, born and raised in Butte, Montana!
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions
Nice work by Slowey so far
the 'stache abides
by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions
Understatement of the day
the 'stache abides
by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
You got that right
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh well, they can't all be Vin Scully
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I was watching the SD-LA game on Thursday
First time I had listened to Vin in a long time. He just keeps a perfect flow of the game going.
Vin Scully, Jack Buck,
Dan the dazzle man Gladden …
The greats!
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Ichiro looks completely baffled
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
Suzuki tonight: KKK
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any of us." - Kirby Puckett
he's such a racist
Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 31, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
3 K's of Ichiro??? Damn!!!!
the 'stache abides
by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions
What happened to the Real Kevin Slowey??
Tell the aliens we like this one better
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions
I'll say this right now`
Gardy needs to manage like three is all the Twins will get tonight.
by Alexi Casilla All-Star on Jul 31, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions
I actually wrote that comment in the third inning!
It failed to post.
by Alexi Casilla All-Star on Jul 31, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
ok, third inning is understandable. Posting it now was not exactly revelatory.
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed. Hernandez is locked in.
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
it very well might be
the first was a gift
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
who's on the mound for oakland?
nice work there
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions
i like Braden
he’s a character, loved his getting in A-roid’s grille. i met his grandmother, she’s hilarious
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
how did you meet his grandma?
Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 31, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
brothel
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
business in Modesto with the AAA affiliate of the A's
I did some transportation for them
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if Gardy would have kept Cuddyer out of this game if Morneau was healthy
Would have made sense, but Gardy does seem to love playing Cuddy.
Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 31, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Cuddy extends the hitting streak!
Probably his last AB the way the pitchers are dealing.
by Alexi Casilla All-Star on Jul 31, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
They gave Cuddy a hit on that... good humor
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
Delmon
He’s a lock for Player of the Month, yes? He has been blazing all month. I don’t know of anyone close, unless it’s Valencia!
by Alexi Casilla All-Star on Jul 31, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions
God I wish they would just elect Bert to the Hall
so they can stop talking about his career already…
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
Ha, we can only wish...
But knowing Bert, even after he gets in, he’ll still talk about it all the time.
Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 31, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Another nice inning for Slowey
Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 31, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions
SWEET!!!!!!!!!!
the 'stache abides
by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
89 pitches through 7 innings...
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Does Gardy take him out now, or after the 8th?
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Have to let him start the 8th with how he's been pitching
Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 31, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this really happening?
Slowey scoreless after 7 with 2 hits????
The beard abides.
by Jason Kubel's Beard on Jul 31, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions
Its the Mariners, with the maybe the worst lineup, other than Ichiro , in the league
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Not a maybe
They’re on pace to score fewer runs than the 2003 Tigers
True, they have a hideous offense
But maybe this will still help Slowey get into a groove. A great start, and two decent starts before that. Even if they’re all against bad teams, might help Slowey get things worked out.
Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 31, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
The Mariners need that fan in the field!
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
They can take everyone wearing a Punto jersey or shirt,
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by PJS on Jul 31, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They are the team that signed Carlos Silva to that huge contract...
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd!
Turn this comment green!
"...and we'll see ya tomorrow night!" - Jack Buck, Game 6, 1991 World Series
by WindyCityTwinsFan on Jul 31, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
nice AB by Kubes
the 'stache abides
by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions
Sac Bunts are Dick's Viagra!
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
good question
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
If the Twins score here, Rauch comes in for the ninth...
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
shouldn't matter much but Capps has worked two days in a row
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
damn, sad story that we couldn't plate one.
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
I hope the bullpen is warming up now...
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
Maybe
we could trade for Rob Johnson, born and raised in Butte, MT
Just had to say it…. it was funny in my head, my friend
the 'stache abides
by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
no prob,
i’ve been saying it as a running joke every time we’ve played the Mariners this year.
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
sometimes two or three times/game
because Rob Johnson, born and raised in Butte, Montana, is as gritty as Nick Punto.
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
just passed the parkas out...
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry, that was meant for our Montana friend
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
How have the Mariners not been no-hit yet this year?
Especially if the Rays can get no-hit twice.
Bert talking Slowey pitching the ninth
nope, last hitter imo
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
and I'd let Rauch pitch the 9th if it stayed 3-0
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
because
day game tomorrow, you go to Capps here that’s 3 days in a row, save sit tomorrow and that’s 4 days in a row and that’s alot
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
I respectfully disagree
And so does my ulcer
the 'stache abides
by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Gardy's in love with the save stat tho, so it'll be Capps
unless we get a run, then it can be Mijares, which is really silly when you think about it
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
sort of like how a middle infielder must bat 2nd, and Cuddy has to play every game?
Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 31, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
yes, among other things, heh
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
or give the 9th to Mijares with Left, Switch, Left coming up
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
yeah, great game, time to take him out
with the top of the order coming up.
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree... but
I really want to see him pitch to Ichiro again
SLOWEY!
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions
we really need a run here to save Capps for tomorrow afternoon
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
awesome, Thank You DELMON YOUNG
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
yep, cap'n cheeseburger warming up now.
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Run number four... Capps won't pitch
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
there ya go Demon!
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
Mijares up.
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
Thome almost beat that out!!1!
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Okay
Now all you nay sayers can rest easy. Seems to me that as recently as Thursday, everyone, including me, groaned at bringing Rauch in, knowing that it gave us all various stress ailments. Today, you all want him back in there. I say we traded for a stud horse, let’s ride him till he bucks us.
the 'stache abides
by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
I'm ok with Rauch and a 3 run lead, if it came to that
and you have to look big picture, if it’s 5-4 tomorrow, I want Capps for the 9th, which might not be possible if he were used tonight, his 3rd game in a row
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
agreed.
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
"Riding Matt Capps like a stud horse" is a disturbing mental image
Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 31, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
that you conjured that disturbing mental image
disturbs me
the 'stache abides
by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm too used to looking for "that's what she said" moments
this time it backfired horribly
Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 31, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
but it makes for good comedy
the 'stache abides
by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a save situation
Gardy won’t do it
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
If it was
I’d bust a Capp in their ass
the 'stache abides
by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Mission accomplished!
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't really care about the monthly awards...
but it would be a travaschamockery if Delmon doesn’t get Player of the Month.
Best new word of the day
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
大きいタコスに来られる! この男を出すことができる!
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
in honor of Ichiro
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
my bad, japanese language jinx with a japenese hitter
You come to the large tacos! It is possible to produce this man!
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Rauch is four feet taller than Slama... or at least that's the way it looked in that last shot of the bullpen...
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Even though Slama isn't in this picture...

Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 31, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
that's funny
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
That's great... jump LNP!
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
This is a good confidence building spot for Mijares too
Rauch and Slama up in the pen though, in case of emergency
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Slowey was HUGE today
I hope this continues for him. I really like it
by twinscrazy_german on Jul 31, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
You come to the Large Tacos! He doesn't come to you!
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
+1
Great job beating King Felix, and great job for Slowey!
Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 31, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
A half game out!
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions
Now, if only we can get Rob Johnson
In a waiver deal
the 'stache abides
by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
he's key to our playoff run
Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 31, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
We could use another catcher...
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
best damn catcher born at mile high altitude!
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by montanatwinsfan on Jul 31, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I couldn't agree more
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Rob Johnson
=Nick Punto with mask and pads. LNP could show him new ways to dirty his uniform
the 'stache abides
by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
White Sox losing 6-2 going into the 9th
Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 31, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
I don't think he likes any interviews
the 'stache abides
by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
That's okay. Like almost all athletes, he has very little to say.
I just enjoy watching him hit! Player of the month for July, without a doubt.
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
how about he just continues the hitting and
o-hud does his interviews does the interviews for him?
now that would be fun
by twinscrazy_german on Aug 1, 2010 5:59 AM EDT up reply actions
lol, I didn't hear Robbie's question but I loved Delmon's answer
“I don’t know what your talking about”
it fights, but tolbert the true rubbish, is the son--japanese proverb
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Question
Did Mauer ever have to go out to the mound and talk to Slowey? It really works wonders when both of them are on the same page.
Never for Slowey
Just once for Mijares
Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 31, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I've never seen Ichiro look so bad at the plate
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Put it on the board.... YESSSS!!!!!!
Had to do it
the 'stache abides
by carlpavanosmoustache on Jul 31, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
SWEET!
We can just trust our offensive efforts to Jimmer, Demon, and Baby J…best of all, glad to see Slowey cruise so well while we beat an ace. More please!
by MarshalltheIrish on Jul 31, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
Gardy says...
Mauer is getting a cortisone shot tonight in his shoulder, will be out tomorrow and maybe Monday
Sigh.
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Jul 31, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT??/?
With all the money we're paying him??/?// HE'S 6 FOOT 4 INCHES TALL!!1 ! He shouldn't get a day off!! 1!
Lazy!! 1!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
Minnesota Twins 2010: GAME 163 OR BUST!!!
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jul 31, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Mauer is a great player, but that contract is looking more and more like a roll of the dice
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
yeah, we should have traded him to the yankees!
what were we thinking???
by twinscrazy_german on Aug 1, 2010 6:00 AM EDT up reply actions
July numbers
White Sox 18 wins 8 losses
Tigers 11 wins 15 losses
Twins 15 wins 11 losses
Twins lose 3 games to the Sox despite beating them 3-1 in the only series between them this month. They gained 4 games on Detroit. I would put the Kitties on life support, they are in trouble.
by Alexi Casilla All-Star on Jul 31, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions
Post All-Star Break
White Sox 9-7
Twins 12-4
Tigers 4-13
Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 31, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
King Felix is dead!!!*
Long live Slowey!!!
*No, not really dead.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
Minnesota Twins 2010: GAME 163 OR BUST!!!
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jul 31, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
Twins look great since the AS breake
Pitching is coming around. Bats are awake – and living off caffeine and speed. Schedule favors the Twins the rest of the year…and don’t forget about this:
Twins vs. Sox this year:
Twins 6
Sox 3
The beard abides.
by Jason Kubel's Beard on Jul 31, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
Fantasy help!
Before I get to the fantasy question wouldn’t it be awesome if we had 3 straight sweeps? Mariners, kc, and tb. I know Tampa is stretching it but still.
What do you thick of this trade I made?
I get: Andre ethier, livan Hernandez, and Jose Bautista.
I give: Dustin pedroia(DL), Elvis andrus, r.a. Dickey, and Tommy hunter
by Coolio12 on Jul 31, 2010 11:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
This is like your 3rd time asking for help with your fake baseball team
My advice to you: Sell now! Forget about this season and think about a few years from now. How’s your fake farm team? Any good fake prospects? Most importantly, fire your GM. He’s awful.
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