Stats to make you smile. I'm going to the game today, so hopefully these will all look even better tomorrow morning! (parenthetical ranks show rank in MLB)
POSITION PLAYERS
AVG: .281 (1st)
OBP: .350 (1st)
SLG: .436 (3rd, behind the Red Sox and Blue Jays)
OPS: .786 (2nd, Red Sox)
wOBA: .344 (3rd, Red Sox and Yankees)
K%: 16.8 (3rd, Royals and White Sox)
BB/K: .62 (1st)
Hits: 1128 (1st)
Singles: 746 (3rd, Royals and Rangers)
Doubles: 248 (3rd, Blue Jays and Red Sox)
Triples: 27 (3rd, Rockies and Mets)
Intentional walks: 37 (7th, 1st in AL)
% of swings making contact: 84.8 (2nd, Royals)
Batting runs above average: 83.4 (3rd, Yankees and Red Sox)
Fielding runs above average: 24.7 (5th, Padres, Giants, Rays, and Reds)
Total position-player WAR (batting + fielding): 25.3 (1st )
PITCHERS
ERA: 3.91 (11th and 6th in the AL; the Rangers, Yankees, White Sox, and Twins are all within .09 ERA of each other)
FIP: 3.81 (5th and 2nd in the AL, Padres, Braves, Marlins, and White Sox)
xFIP: 4.10 (6th and 1st in the AL, Padres, Braves, Phillies, Cardinals, and Rockies)
BB: 259 (1st)
K/BB: 2.9 (1st)
IBB: 15 (1st)
Wild pitches: 28 (5th, 1st in the AL)
Balks!: 2, (tied for 1st)
WHIP: 1.27 (tied for 4th, Padres, Rays, and Braves, tied with the A's)
Balls (*sigh* . . . no, not that kind of balls): 5449 (1st)
Pitches thrown: 15950 (1st, i.e. fewest)
Swings at pitches out of the zone: 31.8% (1st)
Starter runs above replacement: 131.3 (4th, White Sox, Red Sox, and Rockies)
Reliever runs above replacement: 24.4 (9th, 4th in the AL)
Total pitcher WAR: 15.1 (3rd, White Sox and Rockies)