Off Day Caption Contest: Pavstache in the Service Industry
by Jon Marthaler on Aug 16, 2010 12:36 PM EDT
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PrintVia the Twins' official Twitter, a picture of Carl Pavano from Michael Cuddyer's Celebrity Waiter event last night:
- "I'll make this out to 'Babs.' What? Don't tell me that's not your name. Your name is now 'Babs.'"
- "Yeah, I know that guy in the background is scoping me out. The Pavstache gets used to these things."
- "Let me just say this. My other mustache? Also a mustache. Think about it, dearie."
I'm looking forward to your efforts in the comments...
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“Just want to make sure you understand this: if I sign this baseball, you will be carrying my child. My signature carries my seed. I know, I know, I didn’t have to ask. You want it. Everyone does.”
by bbeeck on Aug 16, 2010 1:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Uhhh, Lady...
Even the Pavstache can’t write four entrees on the sweet spot here. Let’s keep it to one.
by archie2227 on Aug 16, 2010 1:27 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Sorry about that.
Apparently TwitPic has a defense mechanism built in that won’t allow you to link to a half-decent version. Click on the picture to see a better version.
by Jon Marthaler on Aug 16, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Here you go.
I uploaded the pic to my photobucket. You can link to it if you want. http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q287/TiptonC/pavs.jpg
Lady I can draw you a picture of how I hold my changeup but if your 10 year old son can’t grow a mustache he’ll never be able to throw it like I do.
by Tyrone J on Aug 16, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
"Would you ladies like to try....the sausage?"
(Old time porn music plays)
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"I CAN SURE KILLEBREW, BUT I PREFER SODA POP" -WordUpThome
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 16, 2010 3:14 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
I think there is a hair in my soup.
The mustache says your welcome…
by HawkeyeVikingTwinsUnited on Aug 16, 2010 3:37 PM EDT reply actions
No I never sign autographs,
but I’ll be glad to stache the ball for you.
Why didn't I think of this years ago?
Now I don’t have to remember how to write my name, I can just draw a face with a mustache on the ball!
As a matter of fact, I am not wearing pants under this apron, why do you ask?
My life's goal: to force fischean itno using her moderator powers
by montanatwinsfan on Aug 16, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
I'll sign yours ... if you'll sign mine.
My life's goal: to force fischean itno using her moderator powers
by montanatwinsfan on Aug 16, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
You don't have to worry honey, I won't tear a ligament in my thumb fighting an old guy
My mustache does all my fighting
It’s…topical?
My eyes are up HERE....
It’s ok, I just want you to look at my eyes when we make love, not just my ’stache….
I had an ant farm once, but them fellas didn't grow shit
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