- "I'll make this out to 'Babs.' What? Don't tell me that's not your name. Your name is now 'Babs.'"
- "Yeah, I know that guy in the background is scoping me out. The Pavstache gets used to these things."
- "Let me just say this. My other mustache? Also a mustache. Think about it, dearie."
I'm looking forward to your efforts in the comments...