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More Thome Lovin' -- The Unappreciated Slugger

Written by a friend of mine from high school. I've been sifting through Jimmer's stats a lot lately and he's so impressive. Great article which implicitly argues why his $1.5 MM pickup was the single best offseason acquisition. Also, I award about 20 man points to Thome for straining his abs because he hit not one, not two, but three giant taters in two games, two of them over 450 feet. Even his body can't always contain the manliness.

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