Joe West Sucks: Tigers @ Twins
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Detroit Tigers @ Minnesota Twins
09/02/10 8:10 PM EDT
| DETROIT TIGERS | MINNESOTA TWINS |
|---|---|
| Austin Jackson - CF | Denard Span - CF |
| Will Rhymes - 2B | Alexi Casilla - 2B |
| Johnny Damon - DH | Joe Mauer - C |
| Miguel Cabrera - 1B | Michael Cuddyer - 1B |
| Brennan Boesch - RF | Delmon Young - LF |
| Jhonny Peralta - 3B | Danny Valencia - 3B |
| Don Kelly - LF | Jose Morales - DH |
| Alex Avila - C | Jason Repko - RF |
| Ramon Santiago - SS | J.J. Hardy - SS |
6-3 in the 7th, Shank in to hopefully keep it as is. Go go Twins.
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First or so.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
I can't stand Joe West.
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
A land mine?
Punji stake?
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BtALkegKQQ
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Good thing that didn't matter
but I’d bet West decided to be controversial, since he had already had words with Gardy and wanted to piss him off more.
just when you thought, "There'll never be another dink in blue like Joe Brinkman..."
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
Casper's BA drops to .357.
13 points on one AB. Small Sample Size.
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
Can we intentionally HBP Joe West in retaliation?
Or does it have to be a different ump?
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
Angel Hernandez would be a good candidate.
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
How hopeful are we that Boston can take a couple from the ChiSox this weekend?
They seem pretty confident at SSS.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
I'm hoping the same
The Red Sox have a lot of injuries, but they’re still a good team. They’re more than capable of beating the Sux.
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 2, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
SSS is confident about something instead of pissed off?
Are you sure it’s really SSS?
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 2, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Mostly the BYB boys pissed off now.
They are entertaining though: Twins lineup: A bunch of annoying dudes
Run baby run!
Yikes, Joe West's CD.
http://www.cowboyjoewest.com/blue_cowboy.htm
He sings about…“making love”… /shudder
+1
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
"Blue Cowboy"?!!??!
Last time I was in a hotel I think there was a movie by that title available on the pay-per-view. I didn’t, you know, check it out.
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
i was just looking on youtube for some music from him
but couldn’t find anything. There’s another Joe West singer from Sante Fe that is not him on youtube, fyi,
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Somehow
I don’t need to see/hear it anyway.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
he'll check his website tonight and go
84 hits from Minnesota. Woohoo!
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Who?
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Volleyball.
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
WOOOOOOOO!!!
Valensha!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions
Oh boy, Danny.
Woo.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
Valencia = rookie of the half year
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 2, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions
Contest entry?
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
So last week when I was watching in Montreal
the announcers really could not handle Valencia’s name. So I can’t stop thinking of him as ball-on-SHA.
But hey, whatever works.
Danny es mas caliente!
That’s right, Ma works for him.
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
Your mom is employed by Danny Valencia?
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
See, the thing is, I don't actually know any Spanish.
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
Nor does Danny. He's from Nebraska
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
So it's perfect!
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
Little Things Right™
re Cuddy’s baserunning
by midwestmodeltrainenthusiast on Sep 2, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
Who were they playing? Waterville-Elysian?
or was in Renville-Danube-Sacred Heart?
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
My former high school played RCW in sections one year
We won like 54-6 or something like that
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Or misspell "misspell?"
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
BInge pinch hitting?
Desperate times…
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
Jhonny?!
Nooooo.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
Shcrew yhou jhonny
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
stupid home rhuns
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 2, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh. No one on our team can hit HRs there.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 2, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
Nobody really hits home runs at Target Field.
by Brady Eyestone on Sep 2, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Ullger comes out to get him
he looks a natural at the manager position
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
He can wave pitchers back into the dugout
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
and out of the bullpen
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't have video tonight
Did Ullger make Flores run hopelessly into a tag at home?
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
He waived Flores into the bullpen,
just as TC was riding around in his 4 wheeler … you don’t want to see it.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 2, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
It sounds horrible enough.
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
Goddam overflow thread!
Injuries be damned!!! We should have stuck with the good thread!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
THE GAME HAS TWISTED THOUGH!!1!1
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK THIS THREAD!!!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey.
…hey.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
Hey!
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
AUUUUUUUUGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's have him pitch every single day!!1!!111!
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
You see, the Twins have a game tonight.
So Matty must pitch. I think it’s in his contract. Or Gardy’s. Or somebody’s.
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
Everyone’s down on Matty right now, but this is what happens when you overuse him, like Gardy loves to do
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Exactly.
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
we're not talking about tonight
we’re talking about May June and July
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
That was unexpected.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
apparently other teams don't have the problem hitting home runs here that we do
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 2, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
Huh. Our team can't seem to hit HRs there either.
My life's goal: to force fischean itno using her moderator powers or, at the very least, using her witch magic to impoove my spelling.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 2, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
Based on how he sends runners from 3rd...
No.
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
One good thing...
We don’t have Bobby Jenks warming up in our ’pen.
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando.
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
Can you hear the drums, Fernando?
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
the Malcolm in the Middle episode featuring that ABBA blast was pure awesomeness.
My life's goal: to force fischean itno using her moderator powers or, at the very least, using her witch magic to impoove my spelling.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 2, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of MITM, I just started watching Breaking Bad
with the dad from MITM. Really good show so far
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
That show is awesome.
So, so good.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
it looks good.
My life's goal: to force fischean itno using her moderator powers or, at the very least, using her witch magic to impoove my spelling.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 2, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, i only watched the first 3 episodes of season one so far
liking it. I found it from watching Rubicon on AMC, another show I’m liking
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
goodness you guys watch a lot of t.v.
My life's goal: to force fischean itno using her moderator powers or, at the very least, using her witch magic to impoove my spelling.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 2, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
he and Mijares probably couldn't both fit in the pen anyway
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 2, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
don't make me come find you. I'll break your wheelchair spokes!!1!
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Damn it!
I miss Hrbek
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
any other pitchers warming?
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 2, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
But Cuddyer ALWAYS gets the scoops!
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 2, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
Ahem.
this thread is just fine, thankyouverymuch.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
didn't you jinx us the last overflow thread too?
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
No!
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
OMG!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
That's true. The thread is fine.
It’s the baseball that has become craptacular.
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
The spacebar is your friend
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!!!
INFERSTRUCTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
We need some more of that tater-tot hotdish.
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
Thank you, ben.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
we're not blaming the thread
we’re blaming the threadstarter!
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
OH, JUST A COINCIDENCE!!!!
CHA!!! I DON’T THINK SO!!!!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
You all suck.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
...like the Twins tonight.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
Like this game thread!
Don’t blame our beloved Twins!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You are so fickle.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
Jinxer!
J’Accuse!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
YES PLZ!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
You two have fun
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Are u Serious. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
holy shit Guerrier
Ullger and Anderson couldn’t pull him before this!!?!?!?!?!?!
My life's goal: to force fischean itno using her moderator powers or, at the very least, using her witch magic to impoove my spelling.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 2, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
Well thank god for Casilla
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
That was kind of a really shitty inning
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
See Hudson, THAT is the how you do it.
My life's goal: to force fischean itno using her moderator powers or, at the very least, using her witch magic to impoove my spelling.
by montanatwinsfan on Sep 2, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
Alrighty, the rein of Project Runway terror is over.
I can get this game on the TeeVee and start reversing this darn 2nd-thread jinx.
please tell me someone else in your home was watching project runway?!?!?
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Yeah, that's why I consider it a reign of terror.
In fairness, it’s the only think my wife watches, and I have the game on 6 nights a week or so.
Looks like the Tigers are playing musical fielders
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
I know what's going on
We just want things to be interesting…
We can’t win the easy way. That’s not the Twins’ style.
by TwinkieinHawaii on Sep 2, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
See: Game 163
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
It wouldn't be gritty to just...win.
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
Call another one
the pitcher must be reading this thread
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe a walk actually qualifies as a Repko Bomb
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
I bet he’s never heard that before. I mean, really. I bet he hasn’t.
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
Luckily is what not Repko trying to bunt Hardy over.
That being said, not thrilled with Denard needing to get a hit…
Run baby run!
Phil Coke's gameday photo looks so annoyingly smug
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 2, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
Former Yankee
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Well the Law of Minnesota Sports dictates
that one of them has to lose so….not looking good
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Iowa State leads NIU 24-10 fyi
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
VIkes don't count yet.
Gophers never count (I think it’s the Wild), so we have to win despite this game thread.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't get the GIDP, though
So not quite the Twins’ Special
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
Come on Casilla
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
CASILLA: The C stands for Clutch!
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
LEXI!!!!
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
Huzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
Crain sez Gordo.
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Capps not up, Crain continues warming
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
damnit casilla, if you keep this up the FO might think your good enough to man 2nd next year.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 2, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions
Phil Coke
Should pitch for Ron Washington, Fact
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
"Hey Ron, quit sniffing me!"
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I must say, I rather enjoy the addition of weather girls to the game
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
biceps tendenitis
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 2, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
Wow.
Jesse. :(
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
Not to nitpick
But he was charged with one last night when Guerrier allowed one of Crain’s runners to score.

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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
DAMMIT!!!!
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions
huh. Our team can't seem to hit HRs there.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 2, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
just about to post that
we always seem to get out homered 3-0 in games at TF
Somehow, that HR was Joe West's fault.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
Yeah, right.
Try this overflow thread. I wonder who posted it? >:(
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
whoever it was is probably someone not known for jinxes
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 2, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
This damn game
I’m dyin’ here!
The beard abides.
by Jason Kubel's Beard on Sep 2, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
its the fault of this thread
or the thread moderator. I’m not sure which.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 2, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
don't encourage them!
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
Already rec'd it.
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
who is left in the bullpen besides capps?
(fuentes is hurt)
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Damn Tigers
you’re supposed to PLAY DEAD!
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
because someone had to do it

so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 2, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
lulz, Crainwreck
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
cmon, the guys been spectacular for a long time
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Now it's craptacular
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
he's been our best reliever all summer
but he is stuck with a TT meme that lasts forever
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 2, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
also matt guerrier doesn't have a funny theme yet, so crain lucks out
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 2, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
you never know which way his balls swing?
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 2, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Jhonny
just strike out and go to hell already
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
Then it'd be 15-8
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
This sucks....
Capps is the only guy left, and he’s pitched in the last two games. Fuentes is hurt, and everyone else is in the rotation.
rauch shanked him out of jealousy
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 2, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
gotta shank someone
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 2, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
This is just pissing me off that we don't have
Slama, Burnett and Perkins sitting down there in the bullpen. Because there’s no reason for at least 2 of those guys to not be up here right now
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
They do need some bodies in AAA
But I agree, at least one or two of them should be here.
that need guys in AAA argument doesn't fly when the MLB team
is in a playoff run
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
I understand that
But if you call up two or three guys, they have like 9 pitchers left. Its not about that team winning, its about them being able to field a team without forfeiting.
then you call up a guy from AA
This isn’t a valid concern at all.
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Exactly
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I did say that I agreed with you
I was just saying that there is some truth to the Twins’ stance. I would have brought Perkins back to have another long man for games like this, but that’s it. I’m simply saying that this is the reason that the Twins are giving for it.
oh bullshit
dont let aj bully you just because he knows EVERYTHING. minor league managers HATE to have their team robbed at the end of the season, especially when they are in the playoffs. The organization DOES pay attention to the minor league system needs too.
Doesn’t mean the original preise is off, we could use another arm or two, but that is very different than saying that the minor leagues dont matter and the Twins’ arguments (or concerns) aren’t valid.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 2, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of AAA
What’s the latest on Gibson?
Have they shut him down for the year?
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
idk, but he's gonna pitch in the AZ fall league
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Duensing's moved to the pen, but isn't warming up.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
FTFY
God our defense has been atrocious this series.
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Overworked bullpen
Damn you Ullger!
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
Casilla: redemption and back again.
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
Cmon Jesse. This game really needs to go to the 11th or so
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
so the Twins will be punished for their stupidity
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
K!
HOOOOOOO!
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
They brought in Flores
to face some lefties, but then the Tigers used multiple pinch-hitters. I’m not sure I would have burned Flores that quickly either, but we were up by 3 at the time.
Whew.
Stupid Tigers, just die already.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
I'll settle for a walk-off walk.
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, the Twins will need three hits to win it since we cannot seem to hit an extra base hit tonight...
Run baby run!
walk, steal, wild pitch, balk
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 2, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I have to admit
All this bullpen overanalysis of late is confusing the hell out of me. Can someone compile a matrix of relievers we love and hate and why?
by bl4ckduck on Sep 2, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
We love the pitchers that don't give up runs that night.
We hate the ones that do.
At least that’s how I understand it.
Pretty easy to figure out.
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
That's ghastly simplistic
What about facial hair forgiveness coefficients?
Nickname haunting indices?
Irrational hatred functions?
Talk to Adam Peterson
He’ll have some metric made up for you.
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
you forgot, blame the pitchers when the hitters score only two runs
you can put that in a nice 3 word description if you like
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Where's Neshek?
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
AWWWWWWWWWWW DAMMIT!
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
No, I am saying that we seem to be, Thome aside, incapable of hitting HRs at home...
We are a great hitting team, but it would be nice to hit a couple homers at home…
Run baby run!
How many HRs?
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
On roughly 1,000 singles
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
We hit 4 homeruns tonight?
Where was I when that happened?
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Everybody trying to be the hero
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
Damn it Gordo. STOP THAT!
“High drive, deep, it’s going back!….. And caught on the warning track, oh boy….”
yeah i'm getting the same treatment here on the radio
don’t the twins realize i still need to grade papers tonight but cannot focus with this kind of stress?
I HATE JOE WEST!!!
hey kids, I missed ya
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Sep 2, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
+a lot
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I almost got thrown out
of a very nice sports bar on that blown dp call
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Sep 2, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Cuddy alone seems to get a warning track out every game
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 2, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
and a hideous strikeout
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Which cheeks?
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
*Sigh*
+1
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
At least Cabrera's out
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
kelly says
Miguel Cabrera left tonight’s game with biceps tendinitis in his left shoulder. #Tigers say he’s day-to-day.
He needs a hair cut!!
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
and from the looks of it, a shower as well
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Gritty
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
not as bad as hobo Jayson Werth does
he probably hops the train between cities on road trips
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 2, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
he needs to get a job
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 2, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
And to get the hell off our lawn.
Damn kid…
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
haha
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 2, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
wow, some serious midwest groupthink on that one..
by midwestmodeltrainenthusiast on Sep 2, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Great minds.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
that's my line
I am becoming an old curmudgeon
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Sep 2, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
he needs to get the fuck off my lawn.
and take his baseball and his dog with him.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 2, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Who else is available?
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Good.
I know he’s been solid starting, but he was really good out of the pen.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
Oh, psh.
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh?
I’m following him. What did I miss?
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Thursdays.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 2, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
This is when I miss rubber arm R.A. Dickey
or I just miss Dickey Time
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 2, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions
left that door WIDE OPEN
ha ha
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Sep 2, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Yay more bad calls!
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
He was out
West again. That one was close, but come on.
That one was clearer than the last one.
Considerably.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
Donald Trump to Joe West
You’re FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope we can hold off the WSux enough to force a Game 163.
We’ll be limping all the way to the finish line.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
rage...builDING!!!!!!!!!!
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
RAGE.....faaading
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
There's no more beer!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
RISING!!!
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
K!
HOOOOBOY!!!
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
Pshhh.
Joe West<Me.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
Joe West<<<<<< all other life forms
poster child for planned parenthood
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Sep 2, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
our bullpen tried to put out the fire...

so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 2, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Brilliant.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
Take that Joe West!
Only 1 out of his 3 missed calls hurt us!
I want to buy
Joe West’s album….. I need an annoying noise to piss off my neighbors
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Sep 2, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions
okay
and the cover pic will scare kids off of my lawn
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Sep 2, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Kids, like Rhymes
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I like how he sprays the reporter in his panic.
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Reply Fail
Supposed to be for WWGTD? above.
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe Joe West moonlights as a firefighter
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 2, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Figures
Tonight would be the night in which the starter goes only 2 innings, and every single pitcher that pitched except for Rauch has given up at least one run.
Damn you
I walked into the other room to watch, and saw the replay from the last time
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
woops rest of the comment didn't post
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
jinxer!1!!
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
THOME THIME!!!
pleasepleaseplease
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
Brad Thomas.
Man. There’s a blast from the past. And hopefully a blast in the near future.
Dear Jim Thome,
I would really like to watch Futurama now.
That's the exact reason I'm watching the clock.
It’d be great to be done by 11…
by MidseasonAcquisition on Sep 2, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
nope
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Ks
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions
Noooo, JIMMERS.
:(
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
Damn it Detroit
you’re pissing me off, JUST BLOW THE GAME ALREADY!!!!!
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 2, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
is that a euphemism for pistol whipping a suspected spy?
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
ben works for the CIA, but it's hush hush
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
Fitting
you have just done the same thing the Twins bullpen has done tonight
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 3, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
There was no joy in Twinkie Town
The mighty Jimmers has struck out.
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 2, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
Time for a new game thread yet?
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions
a new karma thread
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 3, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes this one isn't working right
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 3, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
So what now?
2 innings for Duensing? Then who? Cuddyer? That’s who Gardy has said is his first position player he’d use. Does that change at all since Morneau is out?
How does this work?
If he brings Cuddyer in to pitch can Morales play 1B?
Anybody can play 1B
If we’re looking for a position player to pitch, 1B-defense is the least of our worries
Aw dammit...
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions
Inge
my hatred for you boils in a dark place deep within me
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 3, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
He doubled, like the douchebag that he is
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 3, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
its his socks.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
It's these cans!

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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Slowey will be back in the rotation Saturday
Which could explain the willingness to use Duensing in relief. That and dumb necessity.
by midwestmodeltrainenthusiast on Sep 3, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
:)
too perfect.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
OMG this sucks!
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
uffda, that's a tough call.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions
SONOFA...
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions
PLEASE TWINS!!!!
I don’t know how more of this my fist and my wall can take
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 3, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
damnit.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
Watch the highlight reels
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Joe West, Alexi Casilla, I could go on and on
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 3, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
What was the bad Joe West call(s)
I left for the grocery store for a bit.
The Tigers didn’t score any runs in the inning which Gardy got ejected.
We deserved to lose at least one of the previous two games
We don’t deserve to lose tonight though. irony is a harsh mistress
yup.
what you dun said there.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Harsh mistresses are painful.
You have to have a safeword.
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
"More"
for some reason my safeword doesn’t work that well.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, THAT'S how you bunt!
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions
Oh, Dunce.
:(
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
I am so god damn mad right now
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 3, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions
AN OUT!
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions
Late, but: WOW, Peralta was OUT.
Effin’ umps.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
He's on the radio
How the hell are we supposed find out that sort of thing if he doesn’t talk?
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
except when he goes on his hour long rant about how the only pitcher stat that matters is the W-L stat.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Except for when his voice inflection
makes fly outs, home runs, and foul balls all sound the same. It would help if he wasn’t drunk for every game.
Are we really a first place team?
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 3, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions
Oh, come now.
Every team has a bad day/series.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
We did, but it wasn't pretty.
And I was just making a point that good teams play poorly sometimes. :)
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
Very sloppy wins.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Sloppy....
…but great teams find ways to win.
The beard abides.
by Jason Kubel's Beard on Sep 3, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
For a little while longer.
Then it’s Game 163, if we don’t get anymore injuries.
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
harsh mistress.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
most first place teams go 162-0
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 3, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
From Jayson Stark, less than an hour ago (in happier times, however)
@jaysonst How amazing are the #Twins? Just retook lead. If they win tonight, they’ll be 33-17 since losing Morneau, who was just about MVP of 1st half about an hour ago
Ah, less than an hour ago...
Good times, good times…
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Different times...
different gamethreads
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
back in the good old days
when you never had to lock your door, and you knew all your neighbors, and you could trust your bullpen
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 3, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
In the Before Times.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
and your wife didn't 'sleep' with the horses...
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I bet your wife was really sheepish when you brought it up
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 3, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
HOOOOO!
Could’ve been worse.
Right?
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions
Okay, either win or lose here
no more innings
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 3, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
It's the least these umps can do.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
we're still just trying to make the game interesting
don’t worry, we’ll come back to win it
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 3, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions
Lead-off walk!
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions
C'mon Lexi!
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
YES!!!!!!!!
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
let's go Baby Jesus!
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 3, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions
Ahahaha, LEXIIIIIIII!
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
C'MON JOE!!!
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions
What the hell did Valverde ever do to this ump!?
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions
Flauer Pauer Mauer time
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 3, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions
Priorities
1. No one get picked off. 2. No GIDP. 3. Please end this.
by midwestmodeltrainenthusiast on Sep 3, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
SWING the bat Joe
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 3, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
Two men on, Mauer up?
Play by play anybody? Gamecast is slow…
by PurplePeopleEaters on Sep 3, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
Joe...ouch.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
AUGH!
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
whoa, did not see a K coming from Joe. :(
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
C'mon Cuddy!
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions
Terribley played Mauer
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 3, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions
Come on, Cuddy.
We need your magic. Pleeeease.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
X-bases to win it...?
The beard abides.
by Jason Kubel's Beard on Sep 3, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions
WOOOOOO!!!
Thank you BInge!
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions
YESSS!
Hahaha, Inge.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
EAT THAT INGE!!!!!!!!!
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 3, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions
aahhhh bases loaded
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 3, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions
Ti-gers Base-ball clap clap clapclapclap
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
holy shit, luck.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
More Demon, less Delmon!
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
Just hit it to the outfield!!
The beard abides.
by Jason Kubel's Beard on Sep 3, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
hahaha wow
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 3, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
Yeah, barely.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
no one wants to win this game
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 3, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 3, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
What the hell?!
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
TIE GAME!!!
Ti-gers Base-ball * clap clap clapclapclap *
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
Capps?
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I meant
The Final Countdown is usually Capps walk up music, isn’t it?
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I cannot believe this game.
Its like game 163…only weirder.
and much, much uglier
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 3, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
It can only be described through interpretive dance
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 3, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
no, but he can hum it
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
harsh mistresses, suck both ways?
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions
only Joe West wins
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 3, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
;)
.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Ack.
They were chanting for you, Danny! You shouldn’t have let them down.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
O, Valencia...
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions
wow what a WEIRD GAME !!!!!!!!!!!!
I called on the exact pitch - Joe Mauer's first career Home-Run at Target Field !!!
Why Oh Why did the D'Backs select A.J. Pollock over Mike Trout?
by SteveHoffmanSlowey on Sep 3, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions
1 down.
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions
This game is WEIRD!
I’m not sure if everyone knows that yet
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by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 3, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions
gamethread's fault.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
this is the EXACT gamethread that was lurking in Oakland last season.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Game would've been over by now...
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Duensings arm might fall off
So keep watching for that.
2 down!
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I called on the exact pitch - Joe Mauer's first career Home-Run at Target Field !!!
Why Oh Why did the D'Backs select A.J. Pollock over Mike Trout?
by SteveHoffmanSlowey on Sep 3, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
we might have to Sept. call-Up
the entire AAA starting Staff
sans Kyle Gibson after tonight!
Seriously
I called on the exact pitch - Joe Mauer's first career Home-Run at Target Field !!!
Why Oh Why did the D'Backs select A.J. Pollock over Mike Trout?
by SteveHoffmanSlowey on Sep 3, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey
on the bright side, it might keep him from starting tomorrow!!!
"...and we'll see ya tomorrow night!" - Jack Buck, Game 6, 1991 World Series
by WindyCityTwinsFan on Sep 3, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
98 pitches on Saturday for Blackburn
That’s a lot of rest… he could pitch for a while (provided it stays tied)
i feel for Gardy in the clubhouse in this one...
I called on the exact pitch - Joe Mauer's first career Home-Run at Target Field !!!
Why Oh Why did the D'Backs select A.J. Pollock over Mike Trout?
by SteveHoffmanSlowey on Sep 3, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions
Oh good lord.
Blackie warming up now?!
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
Sure, why not?
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"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Twins sign Bert Blyleven to make a start
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
AAA Rochester pitchers on the 40-man roster tonight
Perkins: 2 IP, 44 pitches
Slama: 1 IP, 16 pitches
Wednesday:
Swarzak: 6 IP, 101 pitches
Neshek: 1.2 IP, 29 pitches
Delaney: 0.1 IP, 14 pitches
A lucky thread this time.
Please.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
On your own.
I will not be blamed any more.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
Go for it, dude!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
you are talking to benhertz, yes?
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
YES
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
nice new signature.
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." -Ichiro
YES!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
its his socks.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions
Why is Peralta always up?
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 3, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
greenies?
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
5 hour energy drink?
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
don't reply,
thread, thread!
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
/Facepalm
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Viagra?
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
better see someone OTHER than the Twins trainers.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
See your physician!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
OVERFLOW THREAD!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
//Hits head on desk
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
i'll do it.
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
he bats twice
once as Jhonny Peralta and once as Jonny Peralta. So far no one’s noticed.
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 3, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Except you apparently
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 3, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
blowing phil coke?
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Cuddyer?
He never seems to need a day off…
"...and we'll see ya tomorrow night!" - Jack Buck, Game 6, 1991 World Series
by WindyCityTwinsFan on Sep 3, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Keppel?
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
If we get a few more injuries
we’ll be calling up people from the GCL Twins.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
can you easily find attendance figures for their last few games at home?
Chase Utley is a Nick Punto-type player, but with power--Bert Blyleven
C'mon Span!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
redemption time, Span!
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 3, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
Um...
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
redemption... groundout... time
so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that
homeboy, home, home, homeboy
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Sep 3, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Span must have a problem with the first baseman
two shots right at him
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 3, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions
We need his bat
But yeah, possibly.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Okay Twins
you’ve scored 9 runs already tonight, is one more too much to ask?
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror" ~George Carlin
by thewild_viking_twins on Sep 3, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions
overflow thread
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions
YAY!!!!!!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Dude, grit+hustle > 'the dark side'." -LNP
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Sep 3, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
we still have time to use Bens
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by montanatwinsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions

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