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2011 World Series, Game 2: Rangers (0-1) at Cardinals (1-0)

Texas Rangers at St. Louis Cardinals, Oct 20, 2011 8:05 PM EDT


First Pitch: 7:05pm CDT
TV: FOX
Radio: Yes
SBN Affiliates: Lone Star Ball, Viva el Birdos

Part of me wants the Rangers to win the series, because they were there last year and it'd be tough to go two years in a row and not win it at least once. But part of me wouldn't mind seeing the Cardinals win either, especially if this does end up being Pujols' last season in St. Louis. It's always good to go out on a high. But I'm not picking one team or the other. I picked the Tigers and Brewers in the Championship Series. How did that turn out?

But I gotta root for the Rangers tonight, because all I want are good games and a good series. A series that starts out 2-0 gets dicey real quick like.


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2011 - Jaime Garcia 13-7 32 32 2 2 0 0 194.2 207 100 77 15 50 156 3.56 1.32

The guys on the MLB Network are expecting a better game from Garcia this time, since it's cold out. LEGS! STUFF! SINK! FRESH!


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2011 - Colby Lewis 14-10 33 32 2 1 0 0 200.1 187 103 98 35 56 169 4.40 1.21

Colby cheese. Throw 'em the Colby cheese.

Lineups

Rangers

Kinsler, 2B
Andrus, SS
Hamilton, LF
Young, 1B
Beltre, 3B
Cruz, RF
Napoli, C
Gentry, CF
Lewis, P

Cards

Furcal, SS
Jay, CF
Pujols, 1B
Berkman, RF
Holliday, LF
Freese, 3B
Molina, C
Punto, 2B
Garcia, P

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GO TWINS GO!!!

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm with you...

Tonight I root for the Rangers because they’re the team that’s down. I don’t really care who wins in the end, I just want a series that goes 7 really good games.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

Hopefully Washington doesn’t manage his team into another loss. He’s already trying to with the lineup.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

And before you ask how

Just read this. No need to regurgitate what Jonah puts best.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm rooting for the Cards

The Punto thing.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 20, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

GAME ON!!

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 20, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Quick inning

hopefully the first 6 are like this since the last 3 will take 2 hours with La Russa.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

That almost made it to the base.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope he's joking

Drew Butera’s twitter

#jerseyshore tonight. Hope it’s a good one

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

He's mentioned it a few times before

I watched it for 10 minutes when we had a fire drill and was sitting in one of the school commons. So stupid.

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's really too bad

I’ve read enough to never watch it.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's hilarious

I like it.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 20, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess...

…in a trainwreck sort of way. Fairly sure I’d see it as cringe worthy.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't find it cringe worthy

They are just weird.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 20, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

No idea

but if so, that is all the more reason to cheer for 7 games. Haven’t we all bored of singing competitions yet?

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

God I hope so.

I don’t even believe in God.

But sometimes I pray anyway.

by spanspanspan on Oct 20, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just believe in me

Yoko and me, ‘cause that’s reality.

Er, wait… that was John Lennon.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gardy never played for the Twins, Tim.

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Swore he said 3b coach

I’ve gotten pretty good at tuning him out, though.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

He mentioned 87

Gardy only played in AAA that year.

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's trying to bat

without using his legs, and he’s still batting 3rd? Insanity.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Pffffffff

I know another former MVP who bats 3rd without legs.

by spanspanspan on Oct 20, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 20, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa

That would scare the crap out of me if I were Kinsler.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Yah

Had one of those freaky comebackers when I was pitching back when I was 15. I didn’t even see it so I dunno how I caught it, but I still remember that feeling.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Nicky Punto

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Punto is small

Jeter is only 6 inches off the ground

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

© Chevrolet

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He looked like a bobblehead

Seriously skinny, what is going on?

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 20, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's trying to lose some weight to impress his suitors in New York?

This reminds me… felt my first earthquake today. Was a little sad that I was nowhere near my bobblehead dolls because I bet that looked awesome.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Submits patent:

Method of operating oscillating systems, such as bobbleheads, utilizing tectonic motion.

by spanspanspan on Oct 20, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big Papi has slimmed down quite a bit in recent years

His slim down miraculously corresponds to MLB drug testing.

http://bosoxinjection.com/2010/01/12/david-ortiz-is-hilarious-and-in-shape/

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that was fancy

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

That was pretty

This is pretty damn good game so far.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm rooting for Punto's team

But that was an impressive double play.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Something Punto might have done

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

The fan wasn't knocking it down

He was trying to catch it and he dropped it.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

They do.

Thome threw his bat into the stands last season. They commented how the fan was nice to give it back, and Thome gave the fan a different bat to replace it.

by spanspanspan on Oct 20, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

I must be misremembering. I swear I’ve seen them take bats away after Tolbert (I think) couldn’t hang onto his back in April.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I seem to remember the Thome thing too.

Of course Thome is just a class act

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since I thought they took them

I just figured it was because it could be utilized as a more effective weapon than a ball.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is a Card.....

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would say Club Ace in this series

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even better

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know...

Pujols might be the King of Clubs.

by spanspanspan on Oct 20, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Punto is the King of our Hearts

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit

Stole mine. Only usable in some games.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He could be the 8 of Hearts

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is probably the best choice

He’s not tall enough to have face card status.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

X

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYKcjhFw8cY&feature=related

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

This looks Kingly to me

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

#PleasePleasePlease

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

M-V-P! M-V-P! M-V-P! M-V-P! M-V-P!

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

#ItsHappening

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy cow

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh.

That’s what a real middle infield looks like.

by spanspanspan on Oct 20, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

So that was pretty decent I guess

If you like defense and stuff like that….

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I prefer having a kind of "Infield Pinball" game going on.

Whatever floats your boat.

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh I hate those guys

What a couple of pricks

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Larry Summers said it best

“One of the things you learn as a college president is that if an undergraduate is wearing a tie and jacket on Thursday afternoon at three o’clock, there are two possibilities. One is that they’re looking for a job and have an interview; the other is that they are an asshole. This was the latter case.”

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is a great quote

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rodgers should stick to Quarterbacking

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's not get ahead of ourselves now...

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 20, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of my buddies here played with Ponder at Florida State

He didn’t think he was very good…

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

So defense is playing well on both sides

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Cardinals

losing the awesome looking double plays contest

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm just going to say it

This is very reminiscent of 1991. Two teams that no one really expected to see in the World Series playing close games with outstanding defense.

Now just make sure it goes 7.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitchers' Duel

I like it.
Lewis: 6IP, 2 H, 2 BB, 0 R, 3 K
Garcia: 6IP, 2H, 1 BB, 0 R, 6 K

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

hehe

Wow, that wasn’t even intentional. spanspanspan has me doing it now, too.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

I didn’t even notice. Colby will take the credit.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy 80th birthday, Mickey

McCarver: “I had the privilege of squatting behind Mickey.”

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Where the runs at?

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Waiting, quietly, ready to pounce at any time

Because they’re black awps! Fact. This game never happened.

by spanspanspan on Oct 20, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm bored.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 20, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

"take me out to the ballgame"

“take me out with the crowd…”
I miss fun 7th inning songs.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

God Bless America is such a downer

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 20, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this just a post 9-11 thing with GBA?

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

Hurray for excess patriotism.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jingoriffic!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

It started after 9-11

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 20, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Earn your MVP, Punto.

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

#ItsHappening

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck

just made a Punto HR destiny.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

He's pulling Garcia?

87 pitches for 7 shutout innings.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

I sorta wanted to see what would happen if Punto got out.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grit!

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Punto!

Yeah, I guess you gotta PH.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I spell MVP

L N P!!!!!!!!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

PUNTO PUNTO PUNTO

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 20, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Use the force

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Here's a good one

Quintessential Punto.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 20, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fail

Quintessential Punto wears a Twins uniform

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

This was pregame

He was just getting his jersey warmed up

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Craig again

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Depends.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ehh

There really was nothing he could do.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Rooster Cogburn never ran away from anyone.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not getting after it there

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, he had to run.

Force out at third. Unless I’m remembering wrong.

by spanspanspan on Oct 20, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't have a problem with him running

It’s the running way outside the base path that just looks silly.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reminds me

http://www.thatstwinsbaseball.com/twins-install-new-third-base-coach/

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Need a counter clockwise version of this

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was doing the end around play

Didn’t get the first down though.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, LNP makes his own baseline

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

No they are sent to a farm to live out the rest of their lives in peace

clearly

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, like my old dog Whiskey!

But then she got shot by the neighboring farmer because she was half coyote and she tried to get into his chickens.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dr Who

had an episode like that. Voted out on Big Brother or Weakest Link and you died.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

That man

has a lot of letters in his name

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for musical relief pitchers

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Rzepczynski

30 Points

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK If you think there are 2 Z's in Scrabble

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well if you're going to play it that way

It’s a proper noun that’s more than 8 letters, so it wouldn’t be valid to start with. :-p

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rzepczynski vs Torrealba

Scrabble players love this

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Swinging K!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap!

Almost.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

Guess I have to miss game 3. Should be able to catch game 4, though.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Almost a nose pick there.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

the cardinals have played in 106 world series games.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Blooper

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

It dropped!

I want the Rangers to score here.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF? YOU HAD THAT ONE!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh that was close.

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

It's a good thing

Hamilton and Young are batting instead of Cruz/Napoli/Beltre. Reverse jinx

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Cut that off!

Wow

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Collapsing like a house of Cards

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Really?

Just stall as long as you can, Tony

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Tie game!

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Boom

The man with no legs comes through.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

So leaving the pitch up

is probably a good idea when you can’t afford a flyball

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Fial

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Tower Heist looks kinda good.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Anybody else think its appropriate a Fiat Punto

Is this car: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_Punto

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

not flashy enough

Should be something flashy with iffy performance.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The first sentence with Supermini makes me laugh

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well sure

read the whole article. haha

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've seen that car!

I was in Oxford, England and my friend was really confused about why I wanted to stop and take a picture of it.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Larussaball

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woo

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Texas leads

and my reverse jinx works. Good thing Hamilton and Young just needed sorta long outs.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

How about a LNP walkoff?

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

M-V-P! M-V-P! M-V-P! M-V-P! M-V-P! M-V-P!

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I might quit watching baseball

Would I ever see something more amazing?

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

HERE IS YOUR CHANCE!

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

So that Feliz kid can hurl some heat eh?

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Gerald Laird: Pinch Runner

Ok

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon LNP!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

HR BUNT!

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

No

No bunting!

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Pop up bunt

we’ve never seen that before

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

TwinkieTown has just lit up over LNP it seems haha

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

He's our guy!

We have so little to call our own this postseason.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ron Washington

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

But faded memories versus LNP and his magic unicorn and juice boxes.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

Just trying to put a shiny coating on this for us…

We win either way

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOT AN HR

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

LNK

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Get a Juicebox and head first slide it off Nicky

There was a lot of grit in that swing

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Egg Sac Flies

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

The one on the right looks like a Royal Coachman with tied down wings

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

That 2001 World Series was fun too

Diamondbacks and Twins are the only teams to win a World Series without an away victory.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

'87 or '91?

(There’s a right answer here and it’s 1991.)

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

87 and 91 are the Two best WS

Because the Twins won…clearly

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the

my mom pregnancy theory. The Twins have won the first WS following the birth of my sister and me. So, basically, we’re screwed since she’s not having another.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

And don't tell me

I don’t remember 91 @ 5. Because I either do or have convinced myself that I do.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I remember '87 at 6

So I believe you. I don’t remember it well, but we went to the homecoming after the ALCS and I certainly remember that.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I want LNP to get a WS ring

I don’t care about the rest of the Cards

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arizona Fall League.....

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, I have internet and the cable's back with a special alert

And I think I just felt a mild aftershock? I’m getting freaked out.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be Safe

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

W at?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

And there's another little aftershock

Tornados I can go underground. I’ve got nowhere to go here.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair

I’ve sat outside when it wasn’t coming over my house. But the one that actually ripped shingles off our house? I was in the basement.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is what you do first

If you see it, then you go back inside.

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 20, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have this memory of being four during the above mentioned tornado

And my mom yelling at my dad who refused to come inside until the last minute.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You 'e bre k n up 1!

Try t at ne ag in

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

XKCD

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

The metrodome

is worth $25M. Suuuure. Find me a buyer then.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

10 acres of teflon converted to sq in.

62 726 400 sq in. × .20/sq in teflon (1/8" thick) = $12 545 280

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody else bid though!

First rule of auction: don’t bid against yourself

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Cookware company may want to coat a few pans

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need to start a post about uses for the Metrodome and see what ideas we can come up with

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slip and Slide

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really Fox 9?

You’re gonna show the Qaddafi video?

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate Fox 9.

I also hate that my remote is 5 feet away. I can only reach 4.

by spanspanspan on Oct 20, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really...

They’re showing more and more of the video. No “Graphic images” warning or anything.

by spanspanspan on Oct 20, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fox 42 in Lincoln NE

Led with people who fell asleep with there grill on and found flames on their deck that was a “near miss”…..

Idiots

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let me just say:

YAY MY RANGERS WON!!!!! :D

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 20, 2011 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Technically the Rangers and Twins originated from the same team

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, one was the real Senators

The other were just imitation expansion Senators.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 20, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think thats what Washington is stuck with in congress too

Imitation Senators

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 20, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hasn't been any "real" Senators since the Roman Empire fell

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha I meant my post season team...

Still a Twins girl :) Plus rubbing it in one of my friends faces who is rooting for the Birdies

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 20, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

No making fun of Cardinals!

Well, if the’re MN Cardinals at least. (Coon Rapids Cardinals)

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

also aren't in my conference.

I’ll care at state if I ever play them :P

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 20, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

They aren't in my conference so i'm indifferent to them :P

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 20, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt you'd

be in the same class even. CR plays with the Eden Prairie’s of the sports world

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

...and loses

Only sport CR is ever good in is baseball (as far as boys sports are concerned).

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

My school has a kick ass baseball team, state champs, baby :P

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 20, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought you played softball?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, softball is the future state champ with me at the lead :P

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 20, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

CR benefits

from a strong Little League program. Team a few years younger than I has the honor of being the team ESPN caught spitting into their hands before they walked through the handshake line during the LL World Series. Our LL team took 3rd in state.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

that made major headlines. Unfortunate for the 12 year olds.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha that's funny...

My friend did that once because she knew everyone on the other team she was wiped he hand after a while though

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 20, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also don't play Eden Prairie... are they good

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 20, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Football powerhouse

their home stadium is a friggen dome.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

we play at SCSU :p

we went 7-1 I think… Not certain, I know we lost once, I think that was the only time

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 20, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

The Cards used 18 players tonight.

by archie2227 on Oct 20, 2011 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

LaRussaball

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 20, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

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