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2011 World Series, Game 4: Cardinals (2-1) at Rangers (1-2)

St. Louis Cardinals at Texas Rangers, Oct 23, 2011 8:05 PM EDT


First Pitch: 7:05pm CDT
TV: FOX
Radio: Yes
SBN Affiliates: Viva el Birdos and Lone Star Ball


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2011 - Derek Holland 16-5 32 32 4 4 0 0 198.0 201 97 87 22 67 162 3.95 1.35


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2011 - Edwin Jackson 5-2 13 12 0 0 0 0 78.0 91 37 31 8 23 51 3.58 1.46


Cardinals

Furcal, SS
Craig, RF
Pujols, 1B
Holliday, LF
Berkman, DH
Freese, 3B
Molina, C
Jay, CF
Punto, 2B

Rangers

Kinsler, 2B
Andrus, SS
Hamilton, CF
Young, DH
Beltre, 3B
Cruz, RF
Murphy, LF
Napoli, C
Moreland, 1B

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GO RANGERS GO!!!

oh and FIRST!!! :P

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Boo your bf, Valencia

Cheering on Rodgers, and being a Patriots and Heat fan. I’d hate to know what baseball team he liked before being drafted!

by archie2227 on Oct 23, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh, my best friend, her mom, and her mom's fiance are huge Pack fans,

I can’t hate. And was cheering heat in the playoffs last year, so also can’t hate. And its football so I don’t care. I’ll ask him thought what his favorite baseball team was growing up though :)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, it's all good

but his other teams sorta sound like the teams a fan of a certain evil empire might endorse.

by archie2227 on Oct 23, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh noooo Yankee fandom isn't allowed.

I’ll dump him for Brian if he liked/likes the Yankees. He tweets me more anyways. Plus Brian is like super awesome

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no proof

just that his other teams are big bandwagon favorites.

by archie2227 on Oct 23, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really hope he replies now...

But come on, the Heat is his local NBA team, you gotta give him that one at least

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, and I totally can't hate on you calling him my BF...

That’s what everyone calls him besides my parents, and it makes me happy :) It’s always “Your boyfriend sucks!” and then I’m like “Which one are you talking about now…” and then so their like “danny” and I’ll be all like “OH NO YOU DIDN’T!!! You can say my real BF sucks but not Danny!” lol :P (I’m a lil hyper…..)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like I had no competition which makes being first less exciting... :(

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

My mom isn't letting me watch the pregame..

what was he doing?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, nothing

Just trying too hard to sound smart.

by archie2227 on Oct 23, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

he doesn't seem like he'd be good at that..

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

GET HIM OFF MY TV!!!!!!!!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO LNP GO!!!!!

Number 9 batter is the cleanup batter!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Number 9 in the lineup, Number 8 on the jersey, Number 1 in our hearts

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poo--holes!!!!

Going deep tonight!

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm here... game can start now

And Punto’s in the line-up!

Too bad today is a Rangers day.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Anybody else AJ's fake laugh???

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

*hate

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never AJ fake laugh

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

The enter key is too close to the ?-mark key apparently

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

FTFY

Anybody else hate AJ ’s fake laugh???

by archie2227 on Oct 23, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zooey Deschanel singing the Anthem?

I expect her to break into her own theme at some point

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I know she is ridiculously talented

Was just referring to her TV show where she busts into her own little themes all the time.

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I haven't seen her show yet

I’ve stopped watching shows that haven’t been around at least two seasons. My favorite new shows always get canceled.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha true

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

Go Cards! I don’t even care about 7 games after that.

by archie2227 on Oct 23, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

George W Bush can't throw either

Add it to the list…….

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't you have some brush to clear Dubya?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

I was hoping McCarver had quit in shame.

by archie2227 on Oct 23, 2011 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

OK - Tip to all Twinkie Towners:

DO NOT GOOGLE PRINCE ALBERT EXPECTING TO SEE CANS AND CARDINALS PLAYERS!

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Things you learn that you never care to

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, it has a higher Google ranking than Queen Victoria's husband

I knew what was coming, but I didn’t think it would be the first hit.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had no idea, and the question "Why?" comes to mind

along with owowowowowowowwwwwwww no no no no no…..

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question

Those “Grab some buds” commercials… do they make anyone else think of pot instead of beer?

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

You've been in California too long

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is probably true

On that note, it’s way too hot here to be the last weekend of baseball.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice snag

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a nice catch at the hot corner by Beltre :)

And I’m back, but my hands are kind of numb so please excuse typos lol

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

running around outside chasing a 5 year old

(but as she would point out, almost 6!), and then her little brother came outside and I had to chase him down… And this whole time I’m wondering why I was doing that while their dad was on the couch

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you just chase random children around?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

they are my cousin's kids

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

So your cousins twiice removed

My cousin’s kid is older than me by two years.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get confused by that whole family thing...

I say my cousin’s kids becaus eit makes sense to me

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

its kinda cold out and I wasn't wear anything warm..

aka I was in my Mauer jersey and basketball shorts.

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert, please don't make history...

I want the Rangers to win

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

He didn't

At least, not tonight. And not yet.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

ORANGE OR WHITE?!?!?!

ORANGE OR WHITE!!!?!?!?

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course.

I think I might go with orange…? I like orange because I can put sriracha sauce on that.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

And you can't on white?

Maybe I’ll make mac and cheese tonight.

Plus I was going to make cookies, but it’s too hot to turn the oven on.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm making Mac and Cheese!!

But I’m not having any… I already ate dinner but my cousins kids got here right after dinner and haven’t ate yet so I guess I’ll feed them

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah it taste weird on the white

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, she's making a remix of Black and Yellow, obviously

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

But what is black and yellow?

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

the song..

I think its Wiz Khalifa, but I could be wrong

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno who that is

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh, he's not that great..

He has like one good song, Black and Yellow was popular at my school until the principal decided to try to get us to sing “Blue and Yellow” for spirit week.. that wasn’t happening so we stopped liking it

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

AKA "Get off my lawn!"

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

I just listen to Wu-Tang Clan over and over I don’t need to pay attention to modern music.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

orange

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys are the best

BTW.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha

Too bad Heineken is a little classy for the Sahx.

by archie2227 on Oct 23, 2011 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

That'll make for

some really lame clubhouse celebrations

by archie2227 on Oct 23, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF I thought Joe Torre was cool and now he's going all "fun cop"

Wants less fraternizing between teams and more replay and shit…

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good luck.

That rule will probably be debated over a nice cold one….ah damn

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

KGC?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grilled

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that real?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah its their new thing apparently

I was confused back when I saw KGC on their commercial once and had to figure it out

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah they want to get rid of that fried stigma

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've only ate at KFC

Like twice in my life.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

you guys have seriously never heard of that?!

it’s like a million times better than the nasty fried crap. Then again, i used to say KFC was really “Kentucky Fried Crap”… I hated that place before the grilled

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew they had grilled chicken

I didn’t know some KFCs had changed their name.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I didn't know that either...

I thought it was just a different type of thing they could have, not actually a name change for stores.. weird

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Elvis is king!

I don’t actually think so, but it’s fun making up slogans for everyone.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

JOSH!!!! :D

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

He's an operator!

Corresponding to the total energy of the system!

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ii'm confused...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That made it worse somehow.

So this is what it’s like to be twinsgirl197…

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

see? my life sucks

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's like being in a thick fog at night.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought fog only occured in the mornings...?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Advanced math/physics.

the Hamiltonian shows up quite a bit. Just playing around.

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

oic haha I'll remember that one I bet since my mind connects everything with baseball

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh sick.

I just drank some win that has been uncorked in my fridge for a couple weeks. Holy rank.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

rec’d

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a trap!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to run the fan cave.

I wonder if they will pick a fucking girl.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Those are the best girls to pick.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up.

I meant will they pick meee!! I was born to watch baseball all day everyday.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to do that sooo bad.

i’m so applying for that once I’m old enough

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember when that moth flew into Holliday's ear?

I hope I never forget about that.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I still love that

they put him into a dark room hoping it would help.

by archie2227 on Oct 23, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

tweezers

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha, so you admit it finally!!

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

awww I'm not going to stab you...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woodpecker

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought of a really innapropriate joke about that but I'm not going to share...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? I hadn't heard about that

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just saying

I guess I’m weird because I don’t think about that all the time, huh? Guess I’m just a weird-o.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weird.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

No hitter gone!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

Double clutched it and still got him by a mile.

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 23, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Ian! :D

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I know, it's weird.

Can we get Ian this offseason too? I like him like a lot

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

my cousins suggestion:

Trade our guy who’s signed for like a million years for their guy signed for like a millino years! (he means Joe by that… :/)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

No deal

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed.

Mauer isn’t allowed ot play anywhere but here

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been telling him this for like, my entire life

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

We got Nishi and Casilla

They’re like waay better.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

boo.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't worry

Punto’s up next inning and he’ll have a big game tying homerun for you.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pun-to! Pun-to! Pun-to! Pun-to! Pun-to! Pun-to! Pun-to!

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

A successful sac bunt will do.

Asking for a lot really.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Napoli

I still can’t believe the Angels dumped him.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 23, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pshh

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I just got engaged and my fiance is trying to type up our wedding website details

And is intermittently stopping whenever she sees Nick Punto on TV to say something LNP related – primarily that he appears to need a juicebox …..win.

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks

She also agreed to marry me while we were out bow hunting…..Can’t get much better than that…

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you attached the ring to an arrow and shot it next to her?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

congrats!

And your fiance sounds awesome :)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woah, I totally thought you were a girl.

I’m stupid.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I was thinking that too

I’m just all confused now.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry though

After yesterday, no one is confused about your gender. :)

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha yay ladies night! lol :P

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

What'd I miss? I wasn't around....

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ummm I wouldn't read last nights discussion between myjah, COR and I if I were you....

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

well my friends and I don't talk about that..

Mostly just boys and how they are either attractive, or douchebags. (or both, ofcourse…)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I regretted it.

Some things cannot be unread.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was..... awkward.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suggest not reading it to those who haven't already...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha nope...sorry

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am unsure how there was the impression I was female haha

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOO!!!!

Caught in a pickle

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Hehe, I'm eating a pickle right now too!!!

om nom nom

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

TW.....

Too easy.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha shhhh ewwww lol

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, a Sprockets reference

That wasn’t even that funny when it was timely.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Touch my monkey!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dirk is 7 feet tall?! holy crap

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Fancy sunday dinner

New york strip, horseradish sauce, red potatoes with lemon butter, and some small garlic toasts.

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yum...

I have ingredients for grilled scallops, but I’m thinking it’s too hot to stand over the stove.

Probably yogurt and salad for me.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever

man and cheese and beer

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha I thought that too so I'll rec that lol

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gross.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOLOL

rec’d

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

manbeer cheese soup?

…I’ll uhh… start making the popcorn.

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I should make some of that now

I love popcorn.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please please please please please please

please tell me you don’t do the microwave stuff.

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

So feeling the bold flavors of this white mac and cheese

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Cheese shouldn't ever be yellow.

Therefore “white” shouldn’t be a selling point.

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cheese yellow or orange

Have you never seen a cartoon?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I only fall once I see that I’m not standing on anything.

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've never chased a roadrunner

But I want ACME’s mail order catalog.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice play! :D

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play! :D

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play! :D

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play! :D

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play! :D

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks, guys...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks, guys...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play! :D

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

UGGH THAT WASN'T INTENTIONAL!!!

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

haha :)

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

its embarassing lol I hate double posts when they are unintentional

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

since when do we play nice?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

#NottheTwinkieTownWay

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha exactly

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're Welcome! :D

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

You're Welcome! :D

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

..hush... :P

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glee is in the stands

Well I now really dislike the Rangers

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

We could have the Twinkie Town Show on Fox....

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds lame

So prime time?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

RandBall and Jesse can be special guests

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be hilarious!

I actually kind of want to meet some of you guys and see if you are this goofy in real life too, so I’m for this lol

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nooo everyone knows the teenager gets the sarcastic one

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clearly we need a couple of sarcastic characters

See: Every current popular sitcom

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't watch sitcoms..

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've watched a little bit of it..

but it annoyed/bored me. ANd who is that?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

*is thinking*

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

*is still thinking*

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooooh her!!

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

twinsgirl197 YOU CAN BE A CHEERIO

PERFECT!

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ummm what is a Cheerio (besides the cereal)?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cheerleader

:)

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

gross

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was shaking my head while they were saying that..

I noticed one of them was in a Cards hat though… (unless maybe that was jst someone sitting near them.. i don’t know)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

His wife hopes he does....

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't even know he was married.
Nick and his wife, Natalie have two children, Nicole Jayne born on May 30, 2008 and a son, Nash.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

they must be like those people with like 20328u5943298324984ur2 kids that are all named J-something

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, them lol

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

20328u5943298324984ur2 kids are obsolete

 20328u5943298324984ur3 kids are the latest model with all the upgrades.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're already to 4G here..come on now

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha didn't even realize I put letters in... oops

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit I remember when he got married

He was on the cover of some MPLS wedding magazine

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was just a small ceremony

It ended when he insisted on head first sliding down the aisle if I remember right

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He really went after it and battled his tail off at the reception

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Couldn't find it.

Here’s Justin and Krista though.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you have a crush on Justin?

I have a cousin who like drools over him. She met him once, and the first thing she did was squeal “I LOVE YOU!!!!” to him and he just laughed awkwardly. I wish I would’ve been there, it would have been priceless

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I did

Not nearly to the epicness of your love for Danny, but “I’m going to marry Justin Morneau” was my running joke with my grandpa who insists that I need to be married for a long time.

But I don’t, like, keep a picture of him under my pillow or anything. :-p

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOSH SHUSHHHHHHHHH!!!

grrrrrrrrrr I’m not telling you somethign that I could tell you… But now knowing my luck the next time I have someone over they will tell… ggrrrrrrrgrrrrgrrrr

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

NONONO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKI-tD0L18A

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

bwahaha she left her laptop in the living room...

should I?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh haha its her cousin

she may or may not have a pic of a certain pitcher edited to look like she’s standing next to him under her pillow… and I assume you guys know about her D-Val pic?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, we know about that

Someone else took over her account and told us once.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, ok.

I don’t think that was me.. she needs to stop leaving her laptop open though…

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

how have you guys not seen that vid?

even she has seen that. I guess I figured you guys spent all day on the internet google that type of shit like her lol

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK get twinsgirl197 back

I like her better already.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's getting something from the basement...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do I want to know?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ewww my gosh you guys no I'm not!

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be soo weird.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Australian for beer

Wait, I was thinking of Hughes and Hendriks

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I quit smoking on friday and my brain hasn’t been functioning properly all weekend.

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the Labatt's slogan

Canadian beer.

Also, good for you for quitting.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's kind of fun, really

I might have a legal excuse for homicide. Myjah?

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

KILLING MYJAH WOULDN'T BE VERY NICE!!!

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG, He killed Myjah?

YOU BASTARDS!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh. No.

I was asking for an opinion on my excuse for homicide.

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Labatt's isn't that bad

Miller Lite justifies homicide.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worst beer ever

plus worst commercials ever. Miller Lite: the all around worst beer.

by archie2227 on Oct 23, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed 100%

The Miller High Life girl in the moon is pretty classic though.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah....

I was just wandering around my kitchen trying to inflict non-harmful pain on myself. Peppercorns weren’t good enough. Horseradish wasn’t good enough. The habanero came close.

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a friend who eats habeneros every so often "to feel pain"

It’s hilarious. He’s a red head and his eyes water and he starts drooling and then he screams.

He claims he needs to do it to remind himself he’s alive.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He sounds like a potential cutter.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Likewise,

I’m trying to non-harmfully hurt myself to get my mind off the other thing.

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try another pepper?

Or go watch the replay of a Matt Capps blown save? That’ll hurt for sure.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

hah.

Well, I can’t feel my face from my chin to my nose. I think it’s working.

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. And I won't.

I’ve been to Thailand multiple times. I’ve been addicted to spicy food for nearly 20 years.

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

They probably got a divorce after Nick professed his love for Jim Thome

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

So guys, I have a new plan for my future

I’m going to live in the MLB Fan Cave next year. This is going to happen.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Watch out for bats

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there....

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chuck Norris approves of that Rally Kill

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG can we tell Chuck Norris jokes, I love those thigns.

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is a Texas Ranger

At least he played one on TV which is just as good…

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm confused... I was thinking more like:

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. Because i actually get that joke..

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was saying we could tell Chuck Norris jokes...

Not telling one

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still confused but ok..

Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You realize Chuck Norris played Walker Texas Ranger right?

Or do you not know that?

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, no I did not.

But did you know… There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You ARE young :)

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i'm 14... I feel old though..

Mostly because it sort of hit me that I’m in freaking high school and should actually start thinking about whatever the hell I’m going to do the rest of my life

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh forgot a joke in that one

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's nothing - you want badass, you need to stay closer to home

When Bruce Schneier observes a quantum particle, it remains in the same state until he has finished observing it.

By comparison, Chuck Norris is an impotent wuss.

by DerTwain on Oct 23, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I LOVE THAT.

Schneier is awesome.

Okay, end nerd moment.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently that image is 403 forbidden for me.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Playing Second Base

You’re doing it wrong

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Shows grit.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it going slow?

Or am I just in a strange reference frame?

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's going a little slow

Not much offense and the defense isn’t super outstanding because there’s been no reason for it to be.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Twilight Zone moment

I was on painkillers yesterday and fell asleep in the first inning. I woke up just before Pujols’ first homer. When he hit the second one, I dashed to the computer to share in my excitement. Twinkietown had somehow been hijacked by a feminine hygiene discussion board. Glad to see it was just a drug-induced aberration.

I hate Vicodin.

by DerTwain on Oct 23, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

That really happened.

Not just a bad trip.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had hallucinations on Vicodin.

It was so frickin trippy

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vicodin just puts me to sleep

If I want to trip balls, it’s gotta be Flexeril.

by DerTwain on Oct 23, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just so weirded out..

my brain was like freaking out at dumb things and I thought the TV was watching me so I hid my face

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suggestion:

Don’t do any illegal drugs.

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmmkay?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah... I guess I don't have like any tlerance at all lol

My cousin says he’s scared to see me + alcohol

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

But these are legal drugs...

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep, I guess I have no tollerance.

I had just came off of anestehoweveryouspellit for the first time ever too. Somethign about those two didn’t make my brain feel right

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably Ketamine

Street name, “Special K”
Takes a while to wear off, they usually use it for kids in hospitals.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know,

I had tylenol with codine and vicodine.

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got my wisdom teeth out at age 15

Scraped out of my gums, pretty much. The most painful experience of my life. And yeah—I was in a major car accident and got majorly fucked up, but I just don’t even remember that, so it wasn’t as bad.

Anyway, my teeth were so swollen. When I tried to take the Vicodin, I just barfed. So I didn’t take any of it. My Mom took it all. >:(

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got them out at 13

it sucked.

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh WOW

That’s the earliest I ever heard. What prompted it?

Mine were coming up under my teeth. They were completely impacted, but had to come out. Swelled so much I couldn’t touch my teeth together for over a week.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a tiny mouth,

and mine were coming in super early. They were literally right underneath my 12th year molars. I couldn’t close my jaw for almost a week too and somehow or another I think they screwed up my jaw because I can’t have my teeth together for more that like 10 minutes before my jaw feels like its throbbing

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds sort of like me

I have a tiny mouth, had 6 teeth pulled to make room before I got braces. Not as bad as you tho. My molars have never come up completely tho because of those teeth.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

my wisdon teeth are my only teeth i've had pulled

and I’m lucky enough to not need braces

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your mom sounds awesome

I said that last night, but I’m saying it again.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my Mom brought us to the Twins series at Fenway in 2002

I was 17 and she bought me a beer. That was the coolest.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your mom does sound really awesome...

My mom almost died when my brother told her he had some vodka on his 21st birthday

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your mom sounds like she's had a sheltered life.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

my mom did, so now I have a sheltered life as her payback.

I’ve promised myself never to make my daughter’s life suck this much becaus eshe never got to do anything everyone her age has done

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok woah, these are showing as new posts even though they are mine... woah

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha it made me laugh

it worked just like z’ing my way through other posts.

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what he said anyways

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was funny when we were at Fenway

Because my brother was VERY AGAINST alcohol or me having any. I walked with my Mom down to the stand. She bought me a beer, gave it to me. “You’re only in Fenway once.” And I had to drink it all before going back in front of my bro.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should have gone to NYC

I went to Yankee Stadium and Shea Stadium totally bombed.

My biggest memory of Yankee stadium was buying a $7 beer, spilling it in the 7th inning, and luckily finding another vendor before the end of the inning. And I was only 19 with no fake ID.

I don’t remember much from Shea.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fenway doesn't sell beer to people with out of state IDs!

I know because I was there in 2002 with a bunch of college friends and none of us had Massachusetts IDs.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's their reason for that?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lots of college kids in Boston with fake IDs

This way the vendors only have to learn what one state ID looks like.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

There were tons of college kids with fakes in NYC

They usually just asked you a lot of questions from your ID, i.e., you exact birthday, address.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well good thing I got accepted to NYU and waitlisted at BU

I loved being able to buy beer at random deli’s that never carded.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

We always just had big dorm parties and the upperclassmen bought the kegs

Did I mention that we had a robotic beer tap hidden in the wall that revealed itself when you flipped the hidden switch? That thing was epic.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

You did mention that

NYU has mega security, we tried to get a keg in two times never worked. BUT, anyone could go next door and buy 4 40ozs whenever so that worked.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

One time we ordered a stripper, and signed her into the dorm and everything, LOL

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Her?"

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, my floor did that the year before I got there

The strippers turned out to be more than they bargained for… it made all the Boston newspapers.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

We did it for this awkward kid's B-day

She was all grinding in his face, then he barfed and ran out of the room, then it got REALLY awkward.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

They sold to my Mom

I didn’t buy shit, I was 17. My Mom bought the beers. She had like 5 of them.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU CALLING MY MOM OLD LOOKING!?!?!

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Call you a whore.

WHORE.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sincerely apologize

I had temporarily forgotten that this place isn’t Vagina Pagina.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apologize? Why?

Discussion of menstrual cups is not widespread in the world of sports blogs. As my wife put it, “a guy can learn some stuff”. She thought it was hilarious. “Stuck tampons smell like ass” got her ROFLing.

by DerTwain on Oct 23, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I thought you were offended

In which case, you’re welcome for the education.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was a really funny conversation..

I was totally tomato red though when some guys started posting

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha.

As I said in that thread, I live with a woman. She’s also a MD, and isn’t afraid to describe things like that in precise scientific terms.

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had to make an emergency

convenience store run on prom night. Buying tampons in a tux. Yay!

by archie2227 on Oct 23, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG my brother almost had to do that

But he didn’t want to go and buy them so he gave his date his keys and told her to take herself and “Don’t stain my seats!!!”. Let’s just say he didn’t have very much fun at the dance after that…

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stuck tampons do smell like ass

probably the worst smelling thing on the planet.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't get how you could smell them though..

.I thought of that last night when I woke up because my cousin was being an idiot…

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to go down this road again...

But it’s pretty hard not to smell them when you take them out.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

...ohhhhh...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really don't want to know any of this.

:S

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, trust me, neither do I..

But I do

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Deal!

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not posting those pics is part of the deal.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can't NOT smell them, they are that bad

You know if you have one because you start smelling like death.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

My boyfriend at the time

now ex.

All like, “It smells funny.”

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok... what did Jake do...

He had my laptop and sort of chucked it onto the couch when he saw me come upstairs…

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Told us stuff we already knew anyway.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh haha good...

He’s mean but atleast wouldn’t say anything too bad, he loves me too much

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, sure...OK.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was wrapped up in the continuing twinsgirl197 saga

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Twinsgirl saga...

Not as good as Icelandic sagas.

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

EVERYTHIGN is better than the Twilight Saga

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooo i havea saga?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mets Fans...for the win

Completely irrelevant to the game but made me laugh

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

RING RING RING BANANA PHONE!!!

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also we should all be playing this:

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it is more presidential but perhaps

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to get all political

But I went to a big women’s rally in ’04 where there were people selling thongs that said “The only Bush I trust is my own.”

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

And George

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you see Vannevar,

that means bad things for the Cards.

by DerTwain on Oct 23, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeaaaahh!!! :D

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Godammit!

I blame the Angels FO for that one.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm telepathically negotiating with Nolan Ryan right now.

“You will trade Napoli to the Twins for Slowey and a PTBNL.” Repeat.

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, whatever I was on last night isn't working now.

But Punto will probably be the big signing this winter.

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can you just swap unis with them?

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll keep my Morneau jersey, thanks.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looked like he stomped his foot and said "F____!"

Or something like that.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw a bush!

Right there, in my neighbor’s yard!

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

The first time is always a shock.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holland looks like he should be delivering pizzas

But he’s a good pitcher.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

made me randomly think of something that I'm too lazy to find so I'll indirectly quote it

(it’s a text conversation)
-Hey.. I have a question…
-Yeah?
-So you’re Italian…
_yeah…..
-and you love video games…
-yeah…
-can i call you Mario?!?
-YES! YES! HOLY FRICK YES!!!

(Just don’t ask me how that made me think of that but its still funny)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amsterdam it.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if anybody yells at them that the games not over yet

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would.

I’m loud and obnoxious like that though

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only have one beer left

cry cry cry

I want more alcohol…

Hi, my name is Myjah, and I’m an…

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Never tried it pure like that

Smells good anyway.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I live across the street from two bars

So I’ll be safe.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dad claims he knew a guy in college who used to do it

It burns like crazy, apparently, and it’s not a cheap way to get drunk.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have mouth wash

But it’s the non-alcohol kind! Bastards!

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the Target Up & Up

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, I was already moving past the mouthwash

I’ve heard of people drinking the Purell hand sanitizer. That can’t be healthy

by archie2227 on Oct 23, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds like it might kill you!

Actually, I have no idea what else is in hand sanitizer.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

No bueno

Water, Isopropyl Alcohol, Carbomer, Tocopheryl Acetate, Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Isopropyl Myrisate, Fragrance

by archie2227 on Oct 23, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It does not.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I spritzed some in my mouth as a joke at work.

It was the spray kind obviously, tasted awful.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

It might not kill ya

but that is not the right kind of alcohol.

by archie2227 on Oct 23, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

My sources say 15 grams of Isopropyl alcohol

can be toxic, but not likely fatal, for a healthy adult. Not nearly as toxic as methanol.

I don’t know how toxic the other ingredients are, though.

(And obviously, don’t drink that shit).

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm I have homemade strawberry wine...

my dad got it last year for his birthday and my parents don’t drink alcohol so I could donate it to a worthy cause lol

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

So myjah you now have a 14 year old girl willing to smuggle you some booze

What an example….think of the children!

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha what, it smells too effing good to waste and I'm not drinking it, and neither are my parents

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It'll be aged by the time you're 21.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if it's been opened

Hope she has smelled some from a different bottle

by archie2227 on Oct 23, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point

Probably turned already then.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, smelt it from the bottle my grandma had open last time I was at her house

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was aged,

my aunt made a ton of bottles like 10 years ago and stuck them in a wine cellar to let them age and has been giving them as gifts for family members lately

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's awesome.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

and according to my cousin its delicious.

And really strong. he has really high tolerance, but he says 4 glasses of that almost knock him out (I have no idea how this compares to other drinks, I’m just quoting him)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I dunno

Everyone is different. Genetically, I have a very high alcohol tolerance, which may be more a curse than a blessing.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh geez. Make me feel bad.

School is and always has been the best. Didn’t graduate law school for nothing! I’m a big nerd at the end of the day…

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I play hard, but I work harder

That’s all

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty mucch yes.

Loved him in the Legends Game last year. Blyleven was trying to plunk him.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

"We're all in this together. Except me - I'm retiring because you guys f*%King suck, and there's no God-D@mned way I'm wasting any more of my summers traveling cross country with this group of fail. Bill Smith can suck my c@%k!"
-Actual quote from John Gordon via montanatwinsfan

by Go Twins! on Oct 23, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, nice play

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap

Just looked at the score of the Sunday Night Football game. 62-7

by archie2227 on Oct 23, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, i don't even like football and I know that's a lot

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

St. Louis doesn't even have that many

They only have 56 through 6 games.

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Oct 23, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leave him out there!!!!

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Nooooooo now i have to go to bed!!!

My stupid cousin snitched on me. Sheesh, he’s worse than my brother. Good night, everyone

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Oct 23, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Told you he can't be trusted.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need a run!

or 4or 5!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

GO CARDS!!!

GO PUNTO!

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

random Q

Which grocery store in the TC area likely has the best collection of hot sauces?

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

An Asian grocery on Nicollett

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

Probably not.

You can get Sriracha at 24 hour places I’d think tho.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have sriracha

I’m looking for nuclear weapons.

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, apparently

What the hell are you making?

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW

Nuclear weapons are way worse. Ask me about two weeks ago when I read holocaust survivor stories for thee hours straight.

You know a woman 300 meters from the epicenter survived? Holy shit.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, woah, that was a huge brain fart

Hiroshima survivors.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was a guy though

Who survived Hiroshima, fled to Nagasaki, got bombed again and survived both bombs.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, dude

I have a book on my shelf I’ve been meaning to read about the Japanese comfort women from WWII. You know anything about them?

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Rape of Nanking?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, read that

Japan did awful things to China in the second Sino-Japanese war, which was basically part of WWII.

They had it coming. Japan will never do bad again, now we just get to camp our army in Japan.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Couple weeks ago

I did read every Hiroshima survivor story I could find online couple weeks ago. I’m dumb.

Absolute hell. Absolutely the worst thing anyone would have to live through. I always kind of thought everyone died instantly, but no. Absolute hell on earth.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, crap

I read a really good book in WWII History class about someone hiding out in Berlin as it was falling to the Allies. she went through some crazy shit. Can’t remember the name of it for the life of me right now.

by archie2227 on Oct 23, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, this reminds me

Bless You Boys is doing an off-season book club. Would people here do that?

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're reading The Art of Fielding by Chad Harbach

I’m probably going to take part in their discussions, but maybe I’ll make a fan post and see if people would do it here.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

First book we need to read “Can’t Anyone Here Play This Game?”

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

My favorite baseball book

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 23, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Checked the shelf

and couldn’t find it. I wanna say A Woman in Berlin, but I’m not sure. Stumbled across Red Road From Stalingrad from the same class. Also good, about a Soviet Infantryman,

by archie2227 on Oct 23, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, right

RRFS was a first hand account. Gotta give that professor props. All his book choices were good.

by archie2227 on Oct 23, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not making anything.

I’m trying something Pavlovian with myself.

by spanspanspan on Oct 23, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gee

Good thing they went to the bullpen.

by ColossusOfRhode on Oct 23, 2011 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

It's not going to happen

But it would be awesome if the Cards broke it open here.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

K

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I made the right viewing choice

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 23, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally got dudes to buy me drinks

stupids…

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Oct 24, 2011 1:40 AM EDT reply actions  

They are so pissed right now

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by myjah on Oct 24, 2011 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

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