Do not adjust your screen, it's LNP!
Have the Sawx virtually locked in a playoff spot in the AL East? Will the current Twins roster be able to withstand this new Red (sawx) Army juggernaut from the East battling it's tail off this season? Clearly the sabery minds at Fenway have seen the power of The Grit and it is only a matter of time before they snatch up all the grindy Jedi and use them to expand their evil empire. Whatever happens, the Twins are falling behind in grittiness and need to find The Twins Way™ again, fast!
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere rich women botox;
But there is no joy in Twins Territory — LNP signed with the Sawx.