Count Von Buehrle to Marlins

Noted Vampire and Major League Left Hander Count Mark Von Buehrle of the infamous Chicago White Sox sparkles in the sunlight clan is rejoining Ozzie Guillen, his master, with the newly created Miami Marlins reports occult watchgroup ESPN.

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I decided to go all out on this one

and I think I have succeeded.

by Sportsavenue on Dec 7, 2011 5:34 PM EST reply actions

Joe West immediately starts lobbying to work in Miami as much as possible.

by timprov on Dec 7, 2011 5:39 PM EST reply actions

I don't think this spending spree by the marlins is going to last.

There isn’t much of a fan base down there, even the Rays had trouble selling tickets when they were in a playoff run.

Also, I think of Bhuerhlhe as more of a zombie than a vampire.

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