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Help: Twins Players Nicknames?


I know The Common Man did this with a few players, but I though with the season just around the corner, we could come up with some fun nicknames for our current Twins players.  I've been thinking about this at work for the past week (don't tell my boss) and I think this would be kind of fun.  Many of these may have been coined from somebody already, but lets see who can come up with the best.  Feel free criticise, make up your own, or improve mine.    

Here is my list:

C: Joe "Warning Track Power" Mauer

1B: Justin "I fight bears and drink maple syrup" Morneau

2B: Tsuyoshi "I am in the end credits of mario bros" Nishioka

3B: Danny "Hide your daughters" Valencia

SS: Alexi "Caught Looking" Casilla

LF: Delmon "I swing at every first pitch" Young

CF: Denard "Lets Get Denarded" Span

RF: Micheal "Inning Ending Double Play" Cuddyer

DH: Jason "The Only Prescription is More" Kubel

DH: Jim "Thome is my Homme" Thome

P: Carl "Pavstach" Pavano

P: Francisco "Cisco Kid" Liriano

P: "Big Spot Scott" Baker

P: Kevin "Slow-Ride" Slowey

P: Nick "Blackburn singing in the dead of night" Blackburn

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