God kills a kitten.
Be good global citizens, Twinkie Towners. Think of the kittens.
At the very least, think of Nishioka's preferred nickname and not a video game character from 20 years ago whose most memorable trait was using his own young (which he laid eggs containing) as projectiles. Japan is weird.
* "In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." Go read some Lovecraft, it's mostly public domain now!
Someone asks you who the Twins starting 2B is. Quick, what's his name?
"Why, Nishioka, sir! I'll have you know that he comes with a fine Nippon Professional League pedigree." (47 votes)
"Nishi is just small and scrappy enough to hold onto his job even if he's terrible." (40 votes)
"Yoshi is the best! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!*" (23 votes)
110 total votes