God kills a kitten.
Be good global citizens, Twinkie Towners. Think of the kittens.
At the very least, think of Nishioka's preferred nickname and not a video game character from 20 years ago whose most memorable trait was using his own young (which he laid eggs containing) as projectiles. Japan is weird.
* "In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." Go read some Lovecraft, it's mostly public domain now!