A selection of statistics that I believe sum up the Twins' 2011 so far. Some are amusing; some are depressing; some are both. I present them without further comment.
Twins' winning percentage by starting catcherJoe Mauer: .250
Drew Butera: 1.000
Players with as many or more home runs than the Minnesota Twins
Nelson Cruz
Howie Kendrick
Mark Teixeira
Miguel Cabrera
Ian Kinsler
Ryan Braun
Rickie Weeks
Pat Burrell
Alfonso Soriano
Troy Tulowitzki
Alex Rodriguez
Asdrubal Cabrera
Alex Avila
Mike Napoli
Josh Willingham
Adrian Beltre
Russell Martin
Paul Konerko
Jorge Posada
Total Triples
Minnesota Twins: 0
Jeff Francoeur: 1
Double plays grounded into
Delmon Young: 4
Twins players with an OPS+ over 100 (no minimum number of plate appearances)
Denard Span (107)
Twins players with an OPS+ below 0
Michael Cuddyer (-12)
Jason Repko (-100)
Luke Hughes (-20)
Intentional walks received
Minnesota Twins: 0
Jeff Francoeur: 1
Quality starts
Nick Blackburn: 2
Everyone else on the Minnesota Twins: 1
Intact fibulae
Tsuyoshi Nishioka: 1
Runs scored
Drew Butera: 1
Michael Cuddyer: 0
Runs batted in
Matt Tolbert: 1
Michael Cuddyer: 0
Only positive statistic I could find for Michael Cuddyer
Fielding percentage: 1.000
Games finished
Joe Nathan: 3
Dusty Hughes: 3
Votes received in the "Who will lead the Twins in home runs?" poll on TwinkieTown
Jim Thome: 82 (6%)
Denard Span: 0
Danny Valencia: 0
Players leading the Twins in home runs
Jim Thome
Denard Span
Danny Valencia
Home runs by players whose given name is "Keiunta"
Minnesota Twins: 1